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What? Ah, so Kim Kardashian finally got Kris Humphries to propose by getting pregnant? Why didn’t she think of that for Reggie Bush? Anyway, even though OK! Magazine has a huge, splashy “BAAAABBBYYY!!!!” headline, that doesn’t necessarily mean that Kim has called up OK! Magazine to tell them that she’s pregnant. After all, she managed to give People Magazine the “exclusive” about her engagement. Why go so down-market for a baby announcement? Of course, OK! Mag tries to make it as confusing as possible, first with this tagline: “She has the guy. She has the rock. Now Kim’s planning for the wedding — and ready to start a family.” Ah, so she’s “ready” to have a baby, right? More confusion:
It was the moment Kim Kardashian had dreamed of: Her love of six months, basketball star Kris Humphries, proposed marriage with a 20.5-carat diamond, and Kim couldn’t wait to share the big news at a family dinner. “I walked in and… stroked my hair, flashing the ring,” Kim revealed. Then, Keeping Up With the Kardashians-style, hilarity ensued. Kim’s little sister Kylie Jenner screamed, and other sis Khloe didn’t believe it was real!
“After three minutes of arguing, everyone finally started jumping,” Kim said.
Now the happy couple’s family and friends have an another even more joyful surprise to celebrate: Kim and Kris are going to have a baby!
“Kim always thought she’d have at least one or two kids by now, so she’s absolutely in a hurry,” an insider tells OK!. “And Kris loves kids and doesn’t see any reason to wait,” adds the pal. “Her friends are even taking bets on whether it will be a boy or a girl.”
[From OK! Magazine]
She’s “in a hurry” TO GET PREGNANT. I think. Not that she’s actually knocked up right now, although now I’m kind of expecting it.
Meanwhile, Life & Style also put the Kardashians on the cover of this week’s issue too. Apparently, the wedding is going to be rushed and yet befitting a member of American royalty (ha):
According to Life & Style, the newly engaged starlet plans to take a walk down the aisle, to her Prince Charming, NBA star, Kris Humphries in just two short months. The pair have been together for six months and are very anxious to tie the knot.
“The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August,” an insider tells Life & Style. “The reason they’re rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon!”
The speedy nuptials mean the next few weeks will be mighty busy for the reality show star and her family, but luckily she has a very specific idea of what she’d like her special day to be like.
“I’ve envisioned the whole thing,” she tells the mag. “I can’t wait to get married. I’ve thought about it all for so long. What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?”
An insider explains to Life & Style that the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton is even serving as some inspiration saying, “she wants it to be very traditional, huge and formal.”
A fast engagement seems to be a trend at the Kardashian household — younger sister Khloe Kardashian married her NBA star husband, Lamar Odom, after knowing one another for only a month.
[From PopEater]
You know that this wedding isn’t going to be anything like the royal wedding. This is going to be an incredibly tacky affair with lots of gold and pink and an endless stream of orange cat-faces.
Oh, remember how Kris Humphries got Kim’s engagement ring engraved with Bible verses? Because they’re so religious and humble, right? Well, Kris finally explained what he had engraved: “There’s one verse (Proverbs 31:10-31) about the perfect godly woman. The other (John 3:18) is about love. It took me a few days to pick them out and research the perfect ones.” And then in the middle of the two verses, he had “K [hearts] K” engraved. Tacky.
Photos courtesy of WENN, OK!.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Pregnant
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Kurses….not another Kardashian!!!!
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…I wonder what Kris Humphries’ mother thinks of all this. Getting married after only 6 months (in a relationship that started while she was already IN a relationship, no less!) and to this famewhore? My son would NOT get my blessing.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Excuse me if I’m Debbie Downer.
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I wasn’t aware the “perfect odly woman” got peed-on in her porn vid. (Thanks for redefining that term for me, tool.)
And the one “about love” – is that loving being peed-on, loving being in porn vids, or loving being a fame-whore? Or any combination thereof?
@ brin – HA! Ah klass, thy name is Kartrashian.
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How the hell do you fit all that on a ring?
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Can someone please explain to me why this person and her family are famous? What have they done to warrant all this attention?!? I just don’t get it.
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@Dominique….did you see that ring? They could probably etch War & Peace on it!
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@ Dominique
My thoughts exactly! That first one is 21 verses. Maybe they just did line 29 – “Many women do noble things but you surpass them all”. Surpass them all in tackiness maybe! How offensive – one of my favorite bible verses defamed by a Kardashian. This may cause me to lose my religion.
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I’m so interested…..oops, did I fall asleep again..zzzzzzzz
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There goes the resale value on that ring when they get divorced.
I hate when people rush to have kids because of a time line they have for themselves. Developing a strong relationship between two parents would go a long way in providing kids with happiness and stability.
I guess noble to the Kardashians means getting peed on while making porn. Yes, the joke is old but it’s still funny. (To me, at least.) Especially, when they want to act like American royalty. (ugh!)
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Khloe married Lamar Odom within a month of dating apparently to film in time for the season finale of the Kardashian reality show. Sounds familiar.
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It’s a KimK Code – extract the key words “CONDEMNED”; “CHARACTER” and “WORTH MORE THAN RUBIES”
Quotes from:
John 3:18 – Whoever believes in him is not CONDEMNED, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.
Proverbs 31:10 A wife of noble CHARACTER who can find? She is WORTH far MORE THAN RUBIES…
DiVinci Code- eat your heart out.
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“This is going to be an incredibly tacky affair with lots of gold and pink and an endless stream of orange cat-faces.”
I read this as “…an endless stream of orange cat-FECES.” More appropriate, yes, but I was thinking, what the hell have those cats been eating?
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I wonder when the last time this bible loving, godly woman stepped foot in a church for service…and other weddings don’t count!
If she really believes she is American Royalty – may I suggest their titles be Duke and Duchess of Famewhoring?
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He looks as dumb as a rock.
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I so don’t care about any of this. And yes, I clicked on this link just so I could write this.
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LOL, Crash…me too!
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just wanted to post the proverbs (how dumb is this couple
wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than rubies.
11 Her husband has full confidence in her
and lacks nothing of value.
12 She brings him good, not harm,
all the days of her life.
13 She selects wool and flax
and works with eager hands.
14 She is like the merchant ships,
bringing her food from afar.
15 She gets up while it is still night;
she provides food for her family
and portions for her female servants.
16 She considers a field and buys it;
out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.
17 She sets about her work vigorously;
her arms are strong for her tasks.
18 She sees that her trading is profitable,
and her lamp does not go out at night.
19 In her hand she holds the distaff
and grasps the spindle with her fingers.
20 She opens her arms to the poor
and extends her hands to the needy.
21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
22 She makes coverings for her bed;
she is clothed in fine linen and purple.
23 Her husband is respected at the city gate,
where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
24 She makes linen garments and sells them,
and supplies the merchants with sashes.
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and does not eat the bread of idleness.
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he praises her:
29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all.”
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.
31 Honor her for all that her hands have done,
and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
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Lol @ all this. How exactly is she a starlet? She couldn’t pull this with Reggie cuz he still wouldn’t have married her if she got knocked up.
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Btw she looks like kourtney in the magazine pic
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@ Blue – That’s obviously a typo – it was supposed to say “harlot”.
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Do you ever wonder if the reason Hollywood chicks have so many C-sections is because they all have herpes and don’t want to pass it to the baby? Just askin…
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LOL, bellaluna…true!
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Had Kim forgotten that she’s already been married?
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In my state today…the congress is voting on a budget that will slash education and healthcare…loot special education and pharmacy programs and basically cause serious havoc for so many Americans who are in need…
Yet…individuals like the Kardashians are allowed to flourish because we as Americans can not stop looking at their asinine television shows or buying their cruddy products…
I don’t mean to start any blasephmous rumours, but I think that G-d has got a sick sense of humor…
SIGH!!!
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That would make sense if she was pregnant and rushing to the altar. She is an old fashioned girl. Being pregnant before marriage could ruin her image (ha!)
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The end of July or beginning of August? If she gets married on my birthday, I will not be a happy camper.
(And the odds aren’t in my favor… it’s the same day Princess Diana got married. And, coincidentally, Brad and Jen. She would totally do something like that.)
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Maybe I am just evil. But…
I am finding it hard to believe that Kim would agree to carry a baby. She knows she would blow up like a balloon. And never get back her shape.
Seriously, I see a surrogate in her future.
And I agree if she was ever going to use the “oops” I got pregnant thing. It would have been to land Reggie Bush.
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I really want to see her big fat ass preg, it will be so sensational for my eyes, so enormous like Ms P!nk right now!
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why does she talk about getting married as if it’s her first time? hasn’t she been married before? i hate this bitch
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is it just me or does her boyfriend look like levi johnson?
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I think it’s probably 1John 3:18
8 Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth. which is pretty sweet..;)
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I agree Hautie. I can see it now–a story will come out that Kim has “fertility problems” or that her body can’t carry a pregnancy, but they’ll be able to harvest her eggs and then use a surrogate to carry their little miracle. And in that way she and her husband can still have a baby with both of their DNA. Blech!!
(Will it be really tall and hairy? And when will it start in with the plastic surgery?)
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Not pregnant; just couldn’t beat Khloe’s 3 week whirlwind courtship/marriage, but could still best Kourtney because at least she’ll be married.
(Just an assumption based on the behaviour of this kompetitive klan.)
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It should have said “K <3′s $”
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They HAVE to lock down these guys fast before the guys realize they are marrying men.
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I think Kim K. is more into trying to snare and keep a man and his wallet, not so much into “catch a guy and have a baby”. She wants some big romance.
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Stupid Bitch cant/wont become pregnant because she would be unattrative and fat and there’s no way in hell she and her Mom would let that happen!
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She will not get pregnant by Kris, he doesnt make enough money, besides she wants Reggie back.
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I wasn’t going to click on this. I really don’t care about this trash BUT then I remembered this is cele|BITCHY and the comments will ROCK! Thank you ladies, for not letting me down.
@MissBabylon I thought so too. She just needed a hook for a spin off. Not sure what team this guy is on (I hate basketball) but I hope they are careful look what marrying a Kardassian did to Lamar and the Lakers.
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“What woman hasn’t thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?”
Um, this one, thanks.
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am so happy for her. i like kim so much and a like her body. in whatever religion you believe just praise him. its a great acheviement for the year.
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