I haven’t been following RHONY, but my mom tells me that it’s a total disaster and that on the ladies’ trip to Morocco, they were the very definition of “ugly Americans.” Apparently, on the trip, our favorite bat-crap crazy housewife, Kelly Bensimon, met with a psychic. Because her delusions needed more ammunition, I guess. This quote is wonderful: “The psychic in French tells me I think too much, and that I am going to get married and I am going to have a baby.” That’s a wonderful quote, isn’t it? Only a French-speaking psychic in Morocco would accuse Kelly’s crazy ass of “thinking too much.”

Kelly Bensimon went to Morocco on what she calls the “trip of a lifetime,” but she could just as easily call it a life-changing trip.

During a birthday party there, the Real Housewives of New York City star met with a psychic – and got a pretty major prediction on the episode which aired last week.

“The psychic in French tells me I think too much, and that I am going to get married and I am going to have a baby,” Bensimon, who has two daughters, Sea Louis, 12, and Thaddeus Ann, 10, told In the Mixx at Hamptons Magazine’s Memorial Day Party at the Southampton Social Inn. “This year I’m not going to have a baby but I’m going to be pregnant and I’m going to get married.”

According to Kelly, her sit-down with the fortuneteller at the party wasn’t just another parlor game. “I’m on it. I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m doing my work. I have to start,’ ” she said. “Yes, I want to get married and have a baby.”

Bensimon finds hope in other women who’ve made their dreams come true. “Just the other day we hear that Kim Kardashian is engaged,” Kelly said. “She is so unbelievable and I have so much respect for her. And to be honest with you I’m not that jealous of many people – I’m just not a jealous person – but the fact that she’s so happy and engaged and found true love [with NBA star Kris Humphries], I’m jealous. I am.”

“It’s amazing,” Kelly continued. I’m just so happy for her … She’s wanted it, and that’s just so exciting for her.”

[From People]

CB wants me to point out that Kelly is 43 years old (a very rough looking 43, I might add), like Kelly’s age is the biggest determining factor as to whether or not she’ll get married and pregnant this year. Isn’t her Crazy a bigger factor? I mean, seriously? Granted, there are some men who like their women crazy, leathery and kind of “dude looks like a lady.” Like Alex Rodriguez. But even if Kelly is a certain guy’s type, I still don’t see any dude looking at Kelly’s crazy ass and thinking “’til death do us part”.

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