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Sep 2
'06
“Federline Man Panties” Links


Thanks to Agent Bedhead for this video of Ashton Kutcher in a parody ad for Federline man panties.

Sorry for the smaller amount of posts yesterday. The Internet was buggy at our place and I was feeling uber-lazy on a Friday.

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Have a great holiday weekend and check out these links.

- Lindsay Lohan was too busy to attend the VMAs [Mollygood]
- Britney Spears was also MIA at the VMAs [Bricks and Stones]
- Britney Spears chows down some ice cream, disgusts her sister [Wampoon]
- Buttaface Fergie at the VMAs [Buttafaces]
- Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton may be engaged [Celebrific]
- Harry Morton sticks his finger up Lohan’s butt [Agent Bedhead]
- Nick Lachey gave Vanessa Minnillo a lap dance at a VMA after party [I’m not obsessed]
- Katie Couric is back to normal [Sadly, No!]
- Pete Doherty was kicked out of his apartment for not paying rent for seven months. Now he lives with Kate Moss. [Socialite’s Life]
- Michael Douglas doesn’t know how to use a computer and has his secretary fax his e-mails to him [Haute Gossip]
- Sharon Stone and her adopted son, Quinn [ICYDK]
- “Crank” may have a dumb premise and a bad plot, but it kicks ass [Pajiba]
- Jessica Alba thought the 2006 VMAs were boring too [yeeeah]
- Jessica Alba in a bikini helps us say goodbye to summer [CityRag]
- The Jolie-Pitts rebuild New Orleans [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie pisses off Oprah! [DListed]

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8 Responses to ““Federline Man Panties” Links”

  1. Hey thanks for the props, Celebitchy. That parody made me laugh quite a bit. ;-)

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  2. marines all the way:

    How does this guy think he’s a super star? I am just so annoyed by this guy! Would I get arrested if I threw a balloon of piss at him during a performance? Damn you ferdilizer….

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  3. i think k-fed is alright we could all lear a thing or 2 from him like the secrets of the kept man He went from shaking that ass as a back up to making a mess of himself on award shows i give him mad props.

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  4. marines all the way:

    I wont give him shit, he needs a kick in the ass and a map to a physiactric ward, so we canconduct experiments with his brain to see how we can avoid and exterminate the defective and wrong wireing that is his brain, to protect the next generation from these raison brains we must….okay im starting to sound like bush DAH!

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  5. That was GREAT!!!! I’m sharing it with everyone I know!

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  6. I remember this from SNL–I laughed like a maniac. On the serious side, my money is on Federline sperminating Brit “one more time” before the time is up. He’s supposedly getting more money with each child he has with her.

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