I don’t even have words for how awful Christina Aguilera looks in these photos. I mean, over the past few years, we’ve seen Christina looking pretty rough, but for the most part, she looks like ten kinds of hell in candid photos, as she’s stumbling out of some bar or event. With the exception of the Burlesque world tour (in which Christina looked progressively worse for each new city), I feel like Christina actually tries to pull it together for formal appearances, like red carpets and sit-down interviews. Not anymore. These are photos of Christina doing an interview for Extra at The Grove. It became a big media event, just like Christina knew it would be. So this is how she chose to present herself – short skirt grazing her thighs, red bra hanging out, face freshed orange’d, white-blonde hair frazzled and gross. It’s all so… horrible. Made worse by the fact that Christina’s Drunk-Face says to me “I look fabulous and gorge!!” Even drag queens are like “Girl, take it down a notch.”
Look, I’m not yelling at her for gaining weight, I’m really not. I have the same problem with Christina that I have with Jessica Simpson when Jess gains weight – neither woman knows how to dress appropriately for their bodies. When Christina puts on 10-20 pounds of liquor and cupcake bloat, that’s the time to put away the miniskirts and button up the shirt (just a few more buttons). Wear a pair of flattering pants, for the love of God. Try a pencil skirt – it really flatters an hourglass figure. And dear God, please do something with the orange skin and what I’m praying is a wig or a weave disaster and not her real hair.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
yeah you’re right about both her and jess not being able to dress to their size…
at least Jess still has a decent face and doesn’t wear pounds of tranny make up!
Oh.my.God.
Damn, with all that bloat she looks like a slutty cabbage-patch kid.
you know what, let her be what she wants. she is beautiful no matter what they say. bitch, please.
You are absolutely right. It isn’t so much the weight gain that makes her look bad, but the unflattering, cartoonish outfits she chooses to wear. However, I do think that weight gain she has put on recently is very unhealthy; it doesn’t seem to be the natural weight gain that comes as women approach their thirties. It definitely looks like too much drinking, and poor diet. I hope for her sake she cuts down on the alcohol, and gets to looking healthier.
And I wish somene would tell her that the pinup look she is so enamored with is just so dated, and makes her look like a crazed muppet. She should use human hair extensions in a more natural shade, and step away from all that theatre makeup. She really is a very pretty woman, underneath all the spackle and crazy clothes.
Third picture, the girl in the polka-dot shirt’s face explains everything.
She looks about 15 years older than her age and the clown makeup/clothing doesn’t help.
Morning brin/bellaluna
She’s really a great voice when she cares but now it’s just “I don’t want to put an effort into my craft but look at me anyway”. Fail!, no two exclaims-Fail!!
Please don’t insult the drag queens..
Kaiser: I co-sign friend. I’m going to take a leap and assume she no longer has a full-time stylist.
The outfit makes her weight gain seem more than it numerically is.
Hello, Toot Braunstein in the flesh!
Kayleigh: I was just about to write the same thing lol.
The face expressions of people in the audience speak for themselves.
What really amazes me is that she thinks she looks incredibly hot like this. Christina is a pretty girl, but this drag queen phase she is going through needs to stop.
The shoes are fierce. The rest is a wreck from Ru-Paul’s drag race.
With those huge legs, she needs a dress thats a bit longer…
She looks like a chunky, over-processed, drag-queen mess. How does she not see that when she looks in the mirror??? Oy.
She is too young to look this old
Where’s her boyfriend, Mr. Prop-her-up?
Why is she dress like 1992? Looking like a Mary Kay salesman at the annual Dallas Convention? Just seconds from driving off with her new pink Cadillac?
And for the love of gawd… can she buy a new wig? One that is not made of Barbie hair?
W.H.O.A.
Flintstones real-doll.
She redefines the word garish. (And how many Barbies were sacrificed for that “hair?”) I’ve seen drag queens that actually look a lot better!
@ Rita & brin – Mornin!
You know you need to take a break when every single person in the crowd is looking at you like “WTH??!!”
Look at the crowd’s faces. They are grossed out and not impressed.
I’m amazed at the weight she has put on. I know she was a teenager but she was so petite and small boned. I guess I always thought she would naturally be tiny.
She has cellulite on the front of her legs. Was she one of those skinny girls that took their skinniness for granted?
The guy’s face in the “Rock is Back” shirt is priceless. She comes across as mean spirited so I’m not over sympathetic to her ‘personal issues’.
a drunk circa 1980 Dolly Parton, smdh.
love the shoes, the faces in the audience speak volumes.
The hell? She doesn’t own a mirror, does she? No way. I love the facial expressions of the people in the crowd. Speaks VOLUMES.
I’m shocked that she is wearing a zebra print shirt. That’s something a woman in her 50’s might wear on the Jersey Shore.
Her weave is AWFUL. I think most of her natural hair has broken off due to over-bleaching and she is left with this hideous weave that is only slightly better than Britney’s due to the fact that it isn’t greasy and unwashed. Actually, it’s the opposite– frizzy and dry. That pic of Xtina with no make-up that came out a few weeks ago showed hair that was broken off around ear length and then an awful fake ponytail.
Isa:
Agreed.
She most definitely took her body for granted.
She looks like a blonde Snooki.
She looks like that girl from Jersey Shore now… God!
Thinking she loked so cute last year in Hope for Haiti…
She clearly doesn’t know to dress up for her figure.
ALso,I am starting to think that she is not drinking only, she might be doing some drugs… or she is just delusional
Read the comments about the audience’s faces and then looked…LOL! They totally say it all!
Although, I LOVE her shoes. They’re gorgeous!
@mika — LOL!
i love the woman in the audience in the first shot too. her eyes say, “oh, hell no.” …and the guy behind her too. 🙂
Ugh, I also wish she’d learn to dress for her current weight.
That weave has GOT to go.
She looked so good here: http://carissasbeautyblog.blogspot.com/2010/01/christina-aguilera-2010-golden-globes.html
she is naturally very pretty but she makes herself always looks so trashy
She looks like everyone’s drunken aunt at the wedding reception, circa 1987.
You know which one I’m talking about. We ALL have one.
She used to be such a pretty girl. Sad.
she is so pretty when she tones it waaay down. this look is reedickuluss.
WOW! i love the faces of the people on the background in EVERY photo: LIKE THEY’RE ABOUT TO PUKE!!! LOL!!!!
Those thighs are G-R-O-S-S!!!!!!!!! Cellulite and a mini skirt like that are like water and oil…eeewwwww!!!!
I first thought she was channeling Dolly Parton, too, but that is too kind–Dolly has always has a kind of country wholesomeness despite her hooker/floozy fashion sense.
Nothing about Christina is wholesome or healthy these days! She looks like a plastic XXX BLOW-UP DOLL…that has, unfortunately, been over-inflated.
It is increasingly obvious that Christina needs a complete lifestyle overhaul before her career and reputation are irreperably damaged.
@ TeeTee
The swipe @ Dolly’s hair is undeserved 🙂 Dolly Parton may have dressed to extremes at times but she was in on the joke and she was in total control of the product (herself). Personally I just can’t get over Christina’s hair/wig. Its terrible – color, style, everything. Everything about her now is like watching a ship go down very slowly – on a sand bar. You know its going to sink but the worst part is it is taking sooooo long.
Dolly has always been too likeable, self-aware, professional and consistent in the quality of her musicianship to invite these comparisons. As far as her image goes, she’s definitely the captain of that ship, so sail on, Mama. No, looking these photos, the only things I can say are:
*closes eyes, hangs head*
*raises hands to cup face*
*shake, shake, shake, shake*
Couldn’t have happened to a blonder person. I do hope she gets it together, joking aside. I have not investment in seeing her go under and I don’t want that to happen.
She looks like an even trashier Dolly Parton..and she looks older than me and I’m 39. Her thighs are not horribly fat – just a bit pudgy, but they are not deserving of that skirt. This girl needs an intervention on several levels. The biggest tragedy of all is that her face says ‘I look gorgeous’. She doesn’t realise. Someone help her!
She’s in car-hop territory circa American Graffiti. All she needs are roller-skates.
The best thing about these pictures is the look of shock, awe and horror on the crowds collective faces! Pics 1 and 3 especially.
I do have to say, I feel for Christina’s weight issues- i think she uses her flashy, peroxide, overly made up style when she is most insecure about her appearance.
I’m not going to hate on her for the short skirt or say she needs to be in pants or a long pencil skirt. I think bigger girls can rock a short skirt, especially with heels like she has. Instead, I will hate on her for that fried, nasty ass blonde hair and the gobs and gobs of drag queen make up. She looks like an sad, drunk clown.
Damnit, no dissin’ on Dolly! She came from literally NOTHING and put most of her family through college. Plus, you can’t listen to her sing “I Will Always Love You” without getting misty.
I have four words: HOT BAG OF MESS.
“Theatre makeup” is a great way of describing what Christina and Gwen Stefani do to their faces! In the same way “theatre costume” describes how Rihanna and Gaga dress, I guess.
@ Hautie,
Right! This is totally the hallmark of lower middle class, Texas trashy.
@ Jemshoes,
But Gwen never look like she charges by the hour, though.
This is a girl that should not be allowed to dress herself. At all. Or apply any bit of makeup unsupervised. She reminds me of that nympho neighbor from Edward Scissorhands.
oh my
I was just looking at photos of her from an awards show in June 2010 and the changes to her face and body are dramatic.
i don’t think the weight gain looks bad on her but that’s me. i like to see women like this, with meet on their bones.
but that outfit really needs to go. it’s ugly and i’m not going to start talking about that orange skin… but i’m loving the shoes.
I think her weight is perfect and really suits her. I don’t even think the skirt length is too bad. But the 50s pinup drag queen thing needs to STOP. There are so many better ways of achieving that look that would be great on her.
OH COME ON! When are we going to tell the truth and start calling her PLUS Sized? *rolling my eyes*
Sad. She is a total mess. She looks awful!
Sweetie, either dump the lard or start dressing in a manner more appropriate for your size. Nobody wants to see your lumpy thunder thighs… and what is the deal with that whorish hair???? It’s SO bad, words fail me… Sad she’s become this delusional, she really thinks this is sexy.
LOL…the faces of the people in the crowd are hilarious!!!They look puzzled, horrified and incredulous.
Oh dear. She’s not in a good place.
She is in desperate need of a stylist STAT!!
Unfortunately, she one of those broads that thinks she knows best. The platinum hair is proof that the girl is delusional.
As my Jewish friend would say in Yiddish
“goynish sahoffen” ….nothing helps!!
she needs to take a long holiday, get healthy and pull herself together.
Why is everyone surprised? She’s looked bad like this for the last few years. She’s horrifically fat and needs to lose a lot of weight. Then she needs to have someone else dress her and apply her makeup.
During the show her left eye was drooping a few times at half mast. Totally weirded me out, more then the straw like hair and the rest of that. 🙁
I would still bang her very hard.
nice