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Kirsten Dunst, drunk-faced in a Patrik Ervell tux: cute or fug?

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Historically, I’ve never been the biggest Kirsten Dunst fan. I’ve always found her rather annoying, honestly. But over the past year or so, I’ve noted time and time again that Kiki seems to be trying to get her act together. She’s made the effort to not look or be so wasted in public, she’s shown up to many events looking sober and pulled-together, and at times flat-out beautiful. Reportedly, she’s even been acting more professionally behind the scenes too. All of which I respect. That being said, the girl still has some misses, and last night was one of them. Kiki wore this Patrik Ervell tux and shirt… and I really, really dislike it, in total. I dislike everything put together – the slim-cut pants, the poorly-cut jacket, the old-fashion tuxedo dress shirt, and the turquoise lapel detail. It looks like Kiki is trying too hard to look impossibly chic, like she’s wearing vintage YSL instead of this budget crap. And that too-high hair bun isn’t helping either. Oh, and she’s back to looking drunk/high too.

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Just to show you that I’m not a complete hater of the tuxedo look for ladies, here’s Leelee Sobieski, wearing a fresh white suit/tuxedo designed by her husband Adam Kimmel (the shoes are Givenchy). THIS is a beautiful look on a woman. Not so much with Kiki’s tux.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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Posted in Fashion, Kirsten Dunst


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30 Responses to “Kirsten Dunst, drunk-faced in a Patrik Ervell tux: cute or fug?”

  1. embertine says:

    Yeah, close but no cigar. I actually like the slimcut pants which are usually one of my big hates, but the waist of the jacket is much too low for her shape and makes her look unfemimine. A lower cut shirt or a vest top would have been better with that jacket. Also would personally have gone for some peeptoe heels in a colour.

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  2. sisi says:

    I don’t hate the idea, but the jacket is cut so badly, I cannot like it either. Her boobs seem at Lohan height, which is obviously a bad thing.

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  3. Eve says:

    Leelee Sobieski looks like Helen Hunt.

    Dunst’s suit is atrocious, it doesn’t fit her body or it makes her look like she has large, saggy breasts.

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  4. maggiegrace says:

    KiKi doesn’t have zero fashion sense – she has fashion sense in the negative numbers. That is absolutely the best I have ever seen LeeLee S. look – ever! It’s good not to see her flashing her fake tits for once.

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  5. Fabianne says:

    I’m digging Kiki’s androginous look. I would’ve gone with a softer hairstyle. I liked the pants and the turquoise detail, but the jacket is a little bit wonky. Overall, cute.

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  6. S says:

    Eh, I think they both look fantastic. Only thing I would do is tell Kiki to undo a button or two at her collar a la Leelee so people won’t confuse her for a waiter. And maybe if she’d gotten her roots touched up beforehand?

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  7. Crash2GO2 says:

    Wow, score for LeeLee! And a big fail for Kirstin. Lumpy, bumpy and slumpy.

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  8. mia girl says:

    SCORE – Leelee Sobieski looks amazing
    FAIL – Dunst’s shirt is ALL wrong for the suit

    And I wouldnt know Kiki drunk face from Kiki straight face. She always looks lazy-faced, vacant and mildly annoyed to me.

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  9. Blue says:

    I can’t stand her, but I actually like the outfit. It could look better but I’ve seen worse on her. She needs to never to that bun again though. She can’t pull it off

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  10. the original bellaluna says:

    It’s the hair. It’s too severe for the outfit. Let it down, keep it soft, and the look would not be nearly as bad. (And get a tailored jacket that actually fits and flatters.)

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  11. Rhiley says:

    From the I Dream of Jeannie Power Dyke collection.

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  12. serena says:

    I totally don’t agree. I think Kiki’s tuxedo was beautiful, and she was looking amazing in it (ok maybe her expression was a bit off).
    While Leelee Sobieski’s sucked.

    You like to bitch about Kirsten a lot, I see.

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  13. Solveig says:

    I like Kirsten’s tuxedo, although the cut of the jacket is wrong and make her look too busty (saggy busty). And loose hair would’ve been better on a so masculine outfit.
    Leelee, is meh, nice girl but boring.

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  14. Obvious says:

    LeeLee’s outfit looks great, her hair and make up are a huge fail though. KiKi, i’m not sue, i’ve hated you for so long you’re starting to creep back into my good graces, but this outfit is fug.

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  15. Mary K says:

    Kiki’s is very ill fitting, too dark, & the tight hair makes you think she will throw if off any moment to reveal a dominatrix! As for Leelee’s look.. Cool crisp, refreshing, & w/ gorgeous heels a modern Annie Hall.. Plus it fits her perfectly in coloring & size! love the tailored tux yet a button or two undone look w/ the hair down.. Polished yet feminine

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  16. dahlia1947 says:

    I love the pants but that jacket is hideous and it doesn’t even fit her!
    This is the first time that I’ve seen a celeb crossing their arms at an event.

    That’s too funny! She’s doing a rapper’s pose there!

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  17. Ally says:

    She looks great except for the hair, which is way too severe, makes her head look strange, and the slicked down front is a completely different color than the bun. The tux is sharp, though.

    I recommend a viewing of her movie with Ryan Gosling, “All Good Things” (now on DVD), she’s amazing in it.

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  18. Kim says:

    This girl is the biggest mystery to me as far as how she keeps getting hired? Well i am not naive so i realize she is bedding everyone in the business she needs to because she has no talent, is fugly as can be and has a rotten, spoiled, entitled personality.

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  19. Annie_Grey says:

    Kirsten doesn’t have the hairline for a do like that.

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  20. truetalk says:

    i love kiki’s outfit.she should have styled her hair different though.

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  21. Gwen says:

    I think they both look good. I don’t like Kiki’s hair though.

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  22. sam says:

    She should have opted for an open shirt, that would have given her a bit of femininity and shape.

    Also regarding the drunk eye – I’ve always suspected that she is a bit like me: I can never keep my eyes open if a camera flashes, and also have small eyes = terrible photos :(

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  23. Maritza says:

    Thumbs down for Kiki, thumbs up for LeeLee

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  24. Kartman says:

    Kristen is a real jerk in person. If she hates the media so much she should retire. She is not even that good anyway. Leelee looks fantastic.

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  25. Vesper says:

    OMG what a horrific outfit!!! As much as I don’t like Jennifer Aniston about 8 years ago she wore a black pantsuit with no shirt. It looked amazing.

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  26. Micki says:

    I like women in tux or trousers(on events) but not many can pull it.Kirsten can not. Sobieski on other side looks exceptional.

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  27. Sara says:

    it’s the undershirt that is totally ruining this look. A white camisole/white tank underneath would have saved this!

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  28. Charlotte says:

    Fug. But I love the white tux on LS.

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