Nicole Kidman in Proenza Schouler at the CMTs: sheer tragedy or just bizarre?

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These are photos of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at last night’s CMT Awards. Nic and Keith were the biggest stars there – Taylor Swift is on tour and it just seemed like most country music people couldn’t be bothered – although Justin Bieber was there and he won too (of course). Back to Nicole: Er… the dress is Proenza Schouler Fall 2011. Go here to see how it was featured on the runway. On the runway, the skirt looks fully lined. Nicole, however, opted for the simple, sheer bottom half, and added her own twist – a visible slip. At first I was like, “Bitch, are those your Spanx?” But it’s a slip.

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As you know, I’ve been pushing a theory that over the last year – and even more so after little Faith Margaret came into their lives – Nicole has really stopped giving a crap about fashion and styling. She spent so long really, really, deeply caring about fashion and being the thinnest, most perfect figure on the red carpet, but not anymore. Nowadays she has some happiness in her life, she’s married and she’s got two young baby girls, so Nicole is letting it all hang out. I mean that in a good way – I like the Happy Nicole. Happy Nicole looks like she enjoys Southern food and like she might have oatmeal in her hair. Happy Nicole wanders through a red carpet in hideous, unflattering dresses, her slip hanging out, her bangs trauma looking catastrophic. (Just a note: I don’t hate Nicole with bangs in general, but whatever is happening here is just hideous.)

So, my verdict: she looks like ten kinds of hell, but she also looks happier than she has in a long time. Good for her.

PS… I know, I didn’t even get to what’s happening on her feet. Don’t get me started.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. MarenGermany says:

    this looks…cheap.
    but I agree, I like her smiling.

  2. Quest says:

    Why…for the love of god ….why?

  3. Listerino says:

    The hair.. the shoes…this is a disaster. Even more so because she looks like she thinks she looks great.
    I don’t think she really looked at the mirror before she left the house here…

  4. cara says:

    she looks bad in these photos…but there are other photos of the same night where she looks stunning. but i agree that all that really matters is that she looks alive and happy and yay her.

  5. brin says:

    You can be happy and still look good…she looks awful. She’s lost all her fashion sense.

  6. TXCinderella says:

    Hair, dress, shoes…all fugly. It looks like she hasn’t been botoxing as much as usual.

  7. JAZe says:

    I think Nicole Kidman is absolutely stunning and she looks radiant in these photographs!!! I love the dress and the shoes add a great punch of color. You go g!rl

  8. Boo says:

    I too love her looking so happy. Katie Holmes, pay attention!

    I wish she could find someone to fix her upper lip, though.

  9. crab says:

    It looks way better on the model and those shoes look terrible with the dress!

  10. machiavelli says:

    Its official. Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole.

    Nicole is Nahsville-ized. She wants to be all Country Music wife and fit in, and overcompensated.

  11. Roma says:

    Those shoes are a disaster in general. With that dress it’s sheer hideousness. I can’t even understand what was going through her head.

    Am I the only one who is noticing that her upper lip looks seriously F’d up?

  12. Ceeber says:

    What in the what?!?! This is so bad it must be intentional.

  13. Missy says:

    Nicole’s a good actress, but I don’t get why people treat her with kid gloves. If anyone else showed up to an event looking like this, they’d be ripped to shreads. Also when people congratulate her on looking happy, they make it sound like she recently went through a tragedy and finally managed to pull it together. If people are thinking about her divorce, it’s been over a decade! As someone else mentioned, you can look happy and still look good.

  14. You don't say says:

    The entire outfit is “unfortunate”. Did she dress in the dark?

  15. Amy says:

    This looks like something Helena Bonham-Carter would wear.

  16. sara says:

    Just a disaster.

  17. journey says:

    if she’d only chosen a black slip to wear under it, instead of the glo in the dark pale one.

  18. Lee says:

    Well, you know, her nails match the shoes, so there’s that…

  19. DanDan says:

    She does look incredibly happy, but I really do hate how some women let go of themselves after they get married and have a couple of kids. Sadsies!

  20. your mama says:

    She does look happy as shit and bad as shit too. 🙂 At least she looks happy.

  21. Jen34 says:

    A black slip would have made a huge difference. That, and if she had done something with her hair.

  22. Shay says:

    Yowzer. That would have to be the worst dress that she has ever worn and I’m not a fan of Kidman, but she usually wears nice outfits.
    As for her hair.
    Bad hair day.
    That is the kind of hair you wear when you’re making the mad dash to the supermarket.

  23. womanfromthenorth says:

    yuck and 2 yucks for the shoes! Good Lord!

  24. OhMyMy says:

    I like the dress but it would’ve been a little less distracting if the slip had been black instead no?

    I like the color of the shoes but why pair it with that dress? Is that a new Hollywood trend to take the brightest color most clashiest shoes and pair them with what you’re wearing?

  25. nofrank says:

    OhMyMy — that’s what I was thinking. If she was going to wear a slip for modesty, why that color? Why not a black slip that would at least look like the skirt was lined? This is just…weird. I love the top of the dress, and the skirt would be good too except for that slip.

    Also I get that she was trying to pick up the blue from the top of the dress with those shoes but she failed. Miserably.

  26. someone says:

    If it didn’t have that sheer mess at the bottom, it would be pretty..but i love her anyway!

  27. someone says:

    I don’t think thats a slip, I think its part of the dress.

  28. John Wayne Lives says:

    oh my god, wha the hell is this? The runway look is beautiful and she should have worn this look the way it was intended. I don’t really like her, but she can wear the hell out of anything! But this…this is terrible! esh.

  29. malachais says:

    Nicole/Keith were probably in a major hurry and she just threw something together. They both seem so happy and comfortable with each other.

  30. Jazz says:

    She looks happier than Katie-bot so good for her.

  31. mmmm says:

    omg, she´s getting worse everyday, but it´s true she looks happier than before… please stop botoxing Nicole

  32. The Truth Fairy says:

    Bangs trauma …

  33. Alexa says:

    Nicole, herself, looks flippin’ GREAT! I like her hair. The outfit is different/unusual is all. She really looks pretty and – as you said (and most importantly) – she looks HAPPY!

  34. murt says:

    Ya she should have had the dress lined; but I agree, overall if we ignore the outfit, hair and fillers, she looks good!

    Her body looks better than it has in years – it’s nice that she’s put on weight; she looks very healthy.

  35. bored says:

    I think she looks cute

  36. Ari says:

    oh my :L

    dreadful!

  37. Juu says:

    The dress looked good on the runway… Nicole destroyed it.

  38. kieslowski says:

    Jesus her lips, I just can’t get over that trout pout.

  39. Ally says:

    Wow, Proenza Schouler is the new Rodarte this season — interesting on the runway, disaster in real life. Even when that ‘real life’ is as rareified as a skinny actress on a red carpet.

    If people designed houses like this, they wouldn’t be up to code.

  40. Judy says:

    OMG, she looks totally frumpy. I hate the way she dresses. And why do people find her husband hot…don’t get that at all.

  41. the other mel says:

    That is a monstrosity…from her hair to her eyes to her nails, and I haven’t even BEGUN to address the hideousness that is her dress. And those shoes?? I have no words. On another note, is there an award show on earth where they are NOT in attendance? Seriously, they don’t miss a one.

  42. Ron says:

    AWFUL. JUST AWFUL! I love that she has real style and is willing to take a risk, but seriously this one is tragic. I thought from the top it wasn’t bad but as I scrolled down, sweet Jesus! You could save the dress with a sheer lining instead of the blunt lining cut, but what the heel with the shoes?

  43. Lantana says:

    Keith is looking hotter than he has in a long time!

  44. Turtle Dove says:

    Nicole does look happy. I think she finally has the life that she always wanted: a nice husband, little ones, and a good career. I think she’s making family a priority right now and that’s awesome.

    The outfit is tragic, but the genuine smile on the face of the woman wearing it is beautiful.

  45. Deven says:

    I think Nicole looks wonderful in every way but that dress. I don’t understand why anyone wears Proenza Schouler. I have yet to see anything from them I like. On anyone!

  46. Ari says:

    This is a runway dress? :L

  47. Solveig says:

    A bizarre tragedy.

  48. gabs says:

    OH my. Those bangs are horible and I dont like the shoes. It could have been executed better

  49. anti says:

    hair. shoes. dress. GAH!

  50. Kim says:

    What the?? NO NO NO Nicole! SOOOOOO bad!!!!

  51. Hilary says:

    Apparently the sheer dress/skirt trend with some sort of opaque piece underneath is a trend right now. If you google “sheer maxi skirt”, you can see what I mean. I like the trend sometimes, and I even like what Nicole did with it. But with those shoes…yeah, different shoes would have changed the overall outfit for me from “what?” to “okay, sure.”

  52. Radiance says:

    @Missy Because everyone likes Nicole. We have double standards on who we trash based on the person’s personality, past, fashion, etc. This isn’t called Celebitchy for nothing 😀

  53. Ann says:

    Not shocking. She more often than not looks awfully dressed. She seems to have no sense of style.

  54. Patata says:

    NO, NO, NO, and NO

  55. Minx2 says:

    Disaster. On all levels.

  56. Stacia says:

    WTF? Looks like a swimsuit under a sheer dress…FUG!

  57. Nibbi says:

    oh c’mon. she looks great. she does look happier and more likeable and softer and more approachable and human and fun than in a long, long time on the red carpet. the shoes are playful. i think this “relaxed, clothes/face-not-too-tight” Nicole should be encouraged.

  58. Andie B says:

    She clearly doesn’t care any more. I have always liked her, but she used to look so perfectly styled and skinny that it was a little off-putting. Now she has gained weight, is wearing dreadful outfits, and is doing her own hair. It makes a refreshing change. I like Nicole being Nicole, and not a Supermodel. Yay!

  59. janna says:

    DAYUM!!! That is a really bad, bad, bad outfit!! Her man is looking good, though!

  60. Cheyenne says:

    Dress, hair, shoes, yuck. But she looks happy and so does he, and that’s what matters.

  61. RHONYC says:

    DAMN KAISER, CONGRATS!!!

    it’s official…Nicole Kidman (or her assistant) reads CB!!!

    didn’t i just say like a day or so ago on the last Nic post that i miss ‘Practical Magic’ Nicole?

    and poof! she’s on the red carpet wearing her ‘Gillian’ bangs!!!

    hail the power of CeleBitchy. 😆

    p.s.- i love how she’s pookin’ out her booty. it’s like she sayin’ “hey Tommygirl…i’m still hot & Keith be tappin’ that on the reg-u-lar, baby!” haha

  62. original kate says:

    the dress is bizarre, her face is tragic. when will she stop with the frozen, shiny ‘tox face?

  63. kasper says:

    she must have botoxed her brain. it is the only possible explanation for this abomination.

  64. jemshoes says:

    LOL Kaiser! ‘Happy Nicole’ – love it! And you’ve definitely coined ‘bangs trauma’ for me too.

    Yay for Happy Nicole!

  65. Charlotte says:

    just. plain. awful. I want to like her, and as an actress I don’t have a problem there. But as a fashionista? Blech.

  66. lily says:

    What is going on with her upper lip? There are some upclose photos and they are just so obvious “lip injection”. Fashion bizzare is not her only problem. Trying to have a plump looking lips is so failed and she just look awful. Happy or not, she is beautiful but enough of the trout pout already! For the love of god, no more injection and THEN claiming everything is natural. IT IS NOT!!!!!!!

  67. Shay says:

    Proenzer Schouller is just the worst designer. If you check out what passes for clothing on their website, you’d be amazed.
    I reckon she was paid to wear that dress.

    OMAG! I just noticed that she matched her nail lacquer with her shoe colour.
    Yikessssssssssss.

    Is she having an existential crisis or what?

  68. mimi says:

    yes, she looks very happy and satisfied-him too. this dress thing was probably a shot in the dark, maybe they got each other ready, thats a nice thought! i’m so glad for them, finally we see a couple who actually look like they came together to the awards.i hope they go to every event, oh, i love those shoes-the color pops, on my screen her nails match the dress, the shoes look like periwinkle-the dress looks greenish..well, she can wear anything ..oh, maybe shes not botoxing now, and the lips are returning back to normal, she always seemed to have thinner lips, but no matter, he likes them!!he’s hotter when not dressed up by the way!!love to them both!!

  69. insidescoop says:

    What in gods name is that woman wearing…?

  70. mercy says:

    I like the bangs. And this comes from someone who chops away at her own bangs which means mine look like crap and I’d trade mine for hers.