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Christina Aguilera has truly alarming breasts. That is the only fair and accurate way to put it. I honestly think she is truly in love with her own breasts. There is just no other way to explain her constant insistence that she shove them in everyone’s face. They’re not horribly disgusting or anything, but the way Christina forces you to look at them sorta is. If for no other reason than whenever someone is so blatantly insecure as to need to flaunt her boobs four out of five days, it’s really pathetic. Most women tone it down after they have a baby. Christina somehow got significantly skankier and more tranny-like.
Christina Aguilera was clearly keen to keep covered up from the British chill. But the plucky singer still showed plenty of front, as her heaving bosom spilled forth from her tight-fitting coat. The singer was seen leaving restaurant L’Atelier after a romantic dinner with husband Jordan Bratman at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London’s Covent Garden last night.
Christina looked just swell, as her bosom spilled over the top of her pink corseted dress. In fact, even though she had her first child ten months ago, her bounteous appearance will do little dispel rumours that a second baby might be on the cards for the year-old singer.
Christina and her husband are making the most of their couple time, as the singer arrived in London earlier this week to perform at the Africa Rising concert. But she looked a little down in the mouth despite her evening out at the exclusive restaurant. Christina made her return to the stage in the UK wearing a series of eye-catching outfits at London’s Albert Hall on Wednesday, ten months after giving birth to her son Max.
[From the Daily Mail]
She does sort of look pregnant, especially with the way she’s wearing her coat. I really doubt she is – only because she’s so desperate for attention all the time that all you can do is dismiss every possible thing you hear about her. As per usual, Christina’s boob veins were on prominent display even through an otherwise modest coat. I really hope someday she looks back on all these pictures and finally feels a little embarrassment. Because all I’m sensing from these is smugness.
Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
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29 Responses to “Christina Aguilera and her alarming boobs”
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Well, if she has them then she should flaunted them, she just looks like she feels good about her body after giving birth which I am sure every new mother wants to feel sexy ones in a while too. Besides, I doubt her husband minds, they seem secure in there marriage and they even go out clubbing together. Also, you have to realize that female celebrities in her situation have to continue to take care their appearance because that (unfortunately) will allow them to work longer in the music or movie business.
The make-up on the other hand is always too much even when she tries to look more natural.
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i think it’s awesome. i like looking at them, and i’m sure a slew of other people do too. she may not have them like that for much longer, so why not?!
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Maybe her baby is still breast feeding. Some people do breast feed until a child is a year old.
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Didn’t she have really small boobs before the child? They are significantly bigger, I would be introducing everyone to them as well if I were lucky enough to get some humongous chi chis suddenly, and I didn’t buy them.
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We should name them. Suggestions?
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Does this woman own a mirror?? If so, does she look into it. I am convinced that she does not look into a mirror because there is NO WAY that she thinks wearing that heavy make up looks good!
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Ya, women show your boobs off!
I show a little cleavage almost everyday. Big wooop.
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Maybe her husband likes her to dress provocatively… I know mine does.
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@Anni… I choose Thelma and Louise! lol Or Pride and Joy.. or.. or..
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Love the boobs..the make-up not as much.
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She would show her implants even wearing a space suit.
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Interesting pair of sweater melons there, Chrissy. Could they be anymore orange though? Fake tan to go with the fake boobs.
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Nice rack.
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maybe it’s just the color of the dress, almost nude, which is in sharp contrast with the black coat.
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It’s to distract people from her hideous cement make up. And over bleached hair. Hell she’s got nothing else going for her.
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I don’t mind showing some cleavage - but veins are where I draw the line. I just don’t want to see that.
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At least the gross boobs take my eyes off her horrible makeup. My god, when (and if) this woman ever takes off her makeup, I bet she looks totally different…perhaps less oompa loompa like…
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my boobs and i are going to bed *yawn*
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That would set nicely with my portfolio 
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Yowzers, I know a woman’s breasts get larger when they’re pregnant, but whoo that’s taking it a bit far. Look at before and after pictures. If I didn’t know she had been pregnant I would have said boob-job!
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@TheOldKC - I thought the same thing… if she’s got it and wants to flaunt it, let her…. but seriously… the veins are extremely unattractive. If she wants to put some of that cake make up to good use…that’s an area she might want to consider.
Christina is quite pretty without the make up, I just don’t get why she feels the need to pile it on.
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lola: Can you imagine how much makeup remover she needs to hose down that face after a night out? I bet the bathroom is literally overflowing with greasy, rainbow-colored tissues when she’s done. Ew, I just grossed myself out.
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Okay blue veins in the boobs…not so attractive.
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I really don’t see the problem with a woman showing what nature gave her. The veins are also because they are natural boobs. I think maybe because there are so many fake boobs out there, some people think that is the way boobs should like. Boobs should move with you when you move, should feel natural in your hands, and also should have blood running through them.
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big beautiful boobs dont hate celebrate how itty bitties can be transformed to sweater puppies naturally via multiple protein injections on the marriage bed.
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Cristina! Really Best of the best Boobs! I like you and you policy!
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LOL @ jealous female ‘journalists’ hating on the fantastic, beautiful and talented Christina Aguilera. If I was a woman and had natural puppies like that, I’d shove them in all y’all faces whether you liked it or not…..and that is all Christina is doing. Amazingly, she can dress sexy and provocatively without looking slutty…..a rare talent indeed.
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This is a much prettier look for her than anything else I’ve seen in a long time. She is such a smart and talented artist, I don’t understand why her fashion (and especially make-up) sense is so abysmal.
As for the boobs: she’s got ‘em, she might as well flaunt ‘em. I think as long as we don’t get monstrous Tara-Reid-like boob slips that give us nightmares from Christina, it’s all love. I like how she celebrates her femininity and sexuality without being a slut. I love Christina.
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