Pink and Carey Hart have stepped out with their newborn baby Willow several times already, but this is the first time we’ve had post-partum photos of Pink. You can’t even make out baby Willow – I guess she’s in the carrier strapped to her dad. Look at how big Pink’s boobs are! Ah, breast-feeding. Anyway, Pink was tweeting (literally, I first typed “teating”) about what her life is like as a new mom:

It’s been just over two weeks since Pink and husband Carey Hart welcomed a baby girl, Willow Sage, into their family — and they’re already finding the humor in the less-than-glamorous aspects of parenthood.

“My life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes … now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss,” the singer, 31, Tweeted Tuesday.

The new mom is yet to lose her edge, however — she later added, “I do miss the whiskey though.”

On a mushier note, proud papa Hart, 35, shared his own thoughts via Twitter.

“My wife Pink owns my heart,” he wrote days after Willow’s birth. “And she just gave me my best achievement of my life … Medals and flips got nothing on her.”

[From People]

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere about Willow getting White Russians straight from the tap, but I won’t go there, mostly because I love White Russians but I can’t drink them anymore because all of that lactose makes me sick! Sigh… lucky drunk baby. NO! Pink would never.

But seriously, I’m really, genuinely happy for Pink and Carey and Willow. I think it’s cool that Pink fronts like she’s so hardcore and tough (and she is, really), but underneath it all, she’s just a big softie.

Photos courtesy of Fame.