Are Mary-Kate Olsen and Kanye West hooking up?

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I could have sworn that we just heard that Mary-Kate Olsen was dating Justin “understand my scenario” Timberlake, but that was her twin, Ashley. Mary-Kate is the weirder (that term is relative) one and she was last with a hipster artiste type, Nate Lowman, but they broke up last year. We haven’t heard much about Mary-Kate’s dating life since. (Although she was linked to the guy that basically every NY-based actress/model rebounds with for a hot second, Josh Hartnett.)

Anyway The Enquirer has a story this week claiming that “friends” are telling Mary-Kate to “stay away” from player Kanye West. They don’t outright say that Kanye and Mary-Kate are together, just that it looks suspicious since Mary-Kate was hanging all over Kanye at his birthday party. He would be bad news for her, obviously, since he’s bad news for just about any woman who would deign to go near his diamond teeth. Can you imagine what gets caught in those things? Those are his real teeth and are not a grill.

Mary-Kate Olsen’s sizzling new friendship with Kanye West has friends fearing she’ll slip into a dangerous lifestyle.

The 25 year-old former “Full House” star was spotted with the rapper during his 34th birthday bash at New York’s SubMercer nightclub on June 8.

“Mary-Kate was giggling in a dark corner as they sat close,” revealed an eyewitness. “She looked like she was really into him.”

The pair danced and had a great time, but a close friend warns that the actress is playing with fire.

“It wasn’t that long ago that Mary-Kate was partying hard and falling down at clubs in Hollywood and New York,” said the friend.

“I’m sure her family and friends – especially her twin sister Ashley – have already expressed their concern. But Mary-Kate doesn’t like to listen to anyone’s advice, so she’ll probably keep her friendship with Kanye, and that means the nights of partying will continue. I’m worried about her…”

Now pals fear Mary-Kate may feel compelled to go “toe to toe in partying with Kanye to get a leg up no the female competition,” says her close friend.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 27, 2011]

I can’t believe the Olsen Twins are just 25 years old. Their Boca style ages them considerably.

So this is ultimately a non-story, even by the Enquirer’s standards. Mary-Kate was up close and dancing with Kanye, but that doesn’t mean he’s cheating on his Victoria Secret Model girlfriend, Chanel Iman, or that Mary-Kate is even interested. It’s just all about Mary-Kate potentially partying too much again after her 2004 rehab stint.

I would like to see her dating again, and someone who is her speed. Who should she hook up with? Josh Harnett is still single.

This is MK at the Costume institute gala in May. Isn’t she lovely?

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24 Responses to “Are Mary-Kate Olsen and Kanye West hooking up?”

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  1. Blue says:

    I read this somewhere else, they claimed people say these 2 making out. Gross! But Mary- Kate denied it hapened.

  2. Blue says:

    Btw they should edit, he’s 34 not 24

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    I’ve never understood the appeal of Josh Hartnett.

    And if this IS true, it’s gonna be b-a-d for MK.

  4. Happymom says:

    I thought Kanye played for the other team-and these women are just bearding for him . . .

  5. Eve says:

    When asked to comment on the rumors, Olsen said: “Pruuuuuune”.

  6. Ruby says:

    How random. National Enquirer grasping straws eh?!?!?

  7. Celebitchy says:

    @Blue – I fixed that! Sorry about that.

  8. brin says:

    That’s beyond random.

  9. Hakura says:

    That’s definitely one of those ‘WTF’ couple rumors. Only similarity between the 2 of them I can think of is that they both enjoy being ‘strange’ in public.

    Also: Diamond teeth… Gross. I fail to understand how anyone finds that the least bit attractive.

  10. spinner says:

    They were just sharing fashion tips.

  11. Mari says:

    @Hakura- totes agree.

  12. nnn says:

    What ??? Weird, strange…

  13. Violet says:

    She and her sister dress like 80-year-olds. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear anything flattering.

  14. Regina Phalange says:

    I can never tell the difference between Ashley and MK…

  15. EbonyShiksa says:

    He’s dating Victoria’s Secret model, Selita Ebanks, I thought? The “bird” in his Runaway video?

  16. endoplasmic_ridiculum says:

    I TOTALLY APPRECIATE THE GERIATRIC LADIES. WHEN A WOMAN PROPOSES A HAROLD AND MAUDE STYLE RELATIONSHIP, A MAN LIKE ME IS HARD PRESSED TO SAY NO.

  17. 6 says:

    She is so not lovely. She and her sister have always creeped me out. They aren’t even cute and they dress awful. I think they both have had something done to their face, like thinned out or something. I know they are incredibly thin but seriously those cheekbones can not be real. Isn’t there a surgery where you get your molars removed to make your cheeks look sunken in or something like that???

  18. gee_gee says:

    Are they hooking up? Dear sweet Jesus I hope so. And I can’t even tell you why. Maybe it just amuses me.

  19. Sheigh says:

    Just look MK’s face, now I think Michael Jackson (RIP) was not the ugliest genetic Beetlejuice’s twin thing in the world! Between the skeleton and the corpse, I really want to understand how flies turn around without falling down!

  20. Chris says:

    Why not apparently she’s hooked up with everyone else.

  21. k.at says:

    She HAS TO purposely think hard about the absolute most gaudy, atrocious, moronic ensemble she could ever come up with, and then wear it just to mess with all of us. There is absolutely, positively no way she wakes up and thinks that that is an attractive look. Absolutely no fricking way. I feel very strongly that she is playing a trick on all of us.

    On another note, isn’t he gay?

  22. Hakura says:

    I honestly assumed Kanye is a ‘racist’. He goes off on tangants making everything about race/skin color. (& my favorite, lumping all white people into the same boat, talking about slavery…) I just didn’t think, because of that, that he’d date white women. (Forgive me if I’m wrong. He’s just such a douchlord all the time, you can’t keep up with it.

  23. J.D.M.J. says:

    @ Hakura

    LOL! You have to pay closer attention. The racial rants and ravings spoken at whatever time and place have nothing to do with getting into the panties of the flavor of the month. Or, in KW’s case, wearing the panties of the beard of the month.

  24. Mandy says:

    You were being facetious, right? Her dress at the Costume Institute Gala is hideous!