Linnocent tried to pick a fight with Cameron Diaz, her bodyguard says

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This is just a silly little story, but I enjoyed it to no end, mostly because I think a version of this story goes down nearly every night that Linnocent is out clubbing. According to Radar, a former bodyguard of many celebrities has written a tell-all book about guarding the stars. Considering the story is about how he “guarded” Linnocent while she was cracked-out at a club, I think we know why this dude decided on a career change. There isn’t enough money in the world to attempt to guard Linnocent when she drunk off her ass, doing lines and trying to start something. Anyhoodle, the bodyguard claims that one night, back when Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake together, all of them were at the same club: Camy, JT, Linnocent, Camy’s bodyguard, and Linnocent’s bodyguard, the dude telling the story. Basically, Linnocent was trying to pick a fight with Camy, and JT intervened with the bodyguard:

Justin Timberlake is a smooth operator in more ways than one. According to celebrity bodyguard Lee Weaver, Timberlake once defused a beef between his then-girlfriend Cameron Diaz and troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan.

RadarOnline.com obtained an exclusive copy of Weaver’s new book, Memoirs of a Celebrity Bodyguard, in which he details a night out on duty with Lohan at a Hollywood club where they ran into Diaz and Timberlake.

“They sat right next to us in another booth,” Weaver writes. “Right after that I heard one of Lindsay’s girlfriend say, ‘There is that b**ch! Go kick her a** right now.’”

Weaver claims that Lohan attempted to ditch Weaver in an effort to have words with Diaz, but with bodyguards surrounding both tables, it was the unlikeliest of heroes coming to the rescue — Timberlake!

“Justin walked right up to me and said, ‘Hey big man can I talk to you for a second?’” Weaver writes.

“Justin says, ‘Cameron and Lindsay are looking at each other like they want to kill each other. I don’t know what this is all about but I came out just to listen to some music and have a good time. I definitely don’t want to fight you and I know you don’t want to fight me. This is what we can do. I will keep Cameron in our booth and you keep Lindsay in her booth.’”

Weaver implies in the book that it was Lohan who was the instigator, and after coming to an agreement, Timberlake and Diaz left the club just 20 minutes later.

“Today I still respect Justin Timberlake for wanting to smooth that situation out,” Weaver said.

[From Radar]

Kudos for JT for trying to keep the peace. This is probably the point when Linnocent began hating him and calling him out on Twitter for being a cheater (remember that?). But I for one would have loved to see a Cameron Diaz-Linnocent smack down. Let’s face it: that would have been an intense fight. Linnocent is a crackhead, and she’s wily and sneaky, so she wouldn’t fight fair. But Camy, I believe, is stronger and tougher overall. Camy would have beaten Linnocent to a pulp. And it would have been awesome.

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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    Is it wrong for me to be missing the cracknanigans of Linnocent “Craken” Blohan? Because if it is, I don’t wanna be right! :D

    *waves to the ladies – you know who you are! – winks*

  2. NoFrank says:

    Wow. Is that a recent pic of Lindsay? She looks like dogshit.

    Justin Timberlake is a class act.

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    And LMAO @ “And I know you don’t want to fight me” – they left out the “because I’ll call my mom” part of that quote from JT.

  4. Whatever says:

    Yeah, Cameron would have kicked her sorry little cracked out ass. JT should have let her do it. A good ass beating may have been just what Linds needed, and still needs!

  5. Riana says:

    Cameron would have beaten Lindsey like a bongo drum. Let us be clear…crack is great if you already knew how to fight, otherwise you’re just struggling not to fall over and screaming at the top of your lungs (seen a lot of cute skinny girls get bold while high and been demolished while at clubs).

    Also if JT really said that then that dude is just my flavor, sounds like something my boyfriend would say. Cameron, old as she is (SIDE-EYE) shouldn’t even muster annoyance at Lindsey. Its like having a 4 yr old try to beef with you…laughable.

  6. dorothy says:

    I can totally see Lohan acting like some seedy truck stop waitress wanting to kick some other girls a–. Pretty is what pretty does.

  7. macey says:

    Id pay Cameron to give her a beat down. she’d could take her down with just a good bitch-slap. then LL would cry to her mommy, tmz and her lawyer but not sure what order.

  8. brin says:

    LOL…yeah, Camy would beat the crack right out of Lindsay’s system.

  9. mia girl says:

    Lohan was probably just acting on one of her delusions. This one was her belief that Diaz stole her role in Charlies Angels. Haha

  10. bunny says:

    Wow, she looks like hell in that top pic. I don’t know anyone who makes expensive clothes look like they came from the $1 bin like LL does.

  11. OhMyMy says:

    That would’ve been an awesome fight and Cameron would’ve won hands down.

    Nice to see JT being cool about it and talking it out with the bodyguard.

    What bodyguard in his right mind would fight for a stupid thing like that….whatever the reason was.

    Cameron got the last laugh though…at least she’s still starring in movies!

  12. Thea says:

    I would wash Camerons dang drawers if she would smack down Lindsay. I am so sick of Lindsay. And just think in a week or so, she will be back out hitting the tabloids. Should change the name of TMZ to LindsMZ. She will have had these visions of her career is going to take off again, blah blah. She went through hundreds of scripts (neglected to say they were medical SCRIPTS. God, I have missed her. LOL

  13. Jen says:

    WTF is up with LL’s face in that top picture?

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    @ brin – Is that even possible? ;)

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Bellaluna, no not at all, I am too missing the cracknanigans of Linnocent! ;)

    This little titbit will keep me going till the next big crackie party, which HAS to be coming soon (doesn’t it?!?!)

  16. Jezi says:

    Wow, her face!!!!! She looks horrific.

  17. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Ruby Red – Oh, you know it’s just a matter of time…

  18. TG says:

    @the original bellaluna – Too funny about JT running to mommy. But seriously these guys are very middle school. Fighting is so childish, I couldn’t imagine even hanging out with people like that.

  19. Miss Diagnosed says:

    I think even without the ‘Roid Monkey arms Cameron’s been sporting lately, she would have been able to kick Lindsay’s butt back then. The cracked out photo of Lindsay looks like she was smacked down after mouthing off to many times. Her face is rearranged.

  20. bluhare says:

    Original Bellaluna: “If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be riiiiiiggghhht” is now going through my head and I suspect will be all day. I want more “coconut” cupcakes!!!

  21. Jaana says:

    I would love to give lindsay a good ass whooping

  22. jaye E says:

    @Ruby Red “cracknanigans”! I love it! LOL!

  23. 4Real says:

    Now CAM aint my favorite but I have NO DOUBT she would have handed her ass to her and her “girlfriend’s” too…while holding a drink and not spilling a drop. Grown woman don’t play that “mean girl” shyt.

  24. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, waving back. I think I’m one of those “you know who you are” peeps. Sort of like our “Tin Can Crew” of 4.

    @Ruby Red, two words: CRACKNANIGAN WITHDRAWLS

    I read this story on RADAR over the weekend and smiled a little snide smile thinking what would have happened had JT not intervened. I’m with all other posters who think Camy would have mopped the floor with that twit. Unfortunately for us, Camy is a grown up and too mature for this idiots crack shenanigans.

    So to update:

    @ Miss Diagnosed, Quest, myself, Lou, and bellaluna are out.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, June 15th Wednesday
    @ Quest and myself, June 18th Saturday
    @ Lou and bellaluna, June 19th, Sunday (Fathers Day)
    @ Ruby Red Lips, June 23rd Thursday
    @ Lucky Charm, June 28th Tuesday
    @ Lady D, July 1st Friday
    @ Ruby Red, July 2nd Saturday (the witching hour)
    @ Madisyn, July 3rd Sunday
    @ bellaluna, July 4th Monday.

  25. Rita says:

    Prediction: Lilo is going crazy under house arrest and will be arrested again within 30 days after her release.

    (Woodchuck to all you treehouse-tailgating gray squirrls: Pull the string tighter….can you hear me now?)

  26. NayNay says:

    I would have loved to see this fight. Cameron would have beaten Lindsay to a bloody pulp, and then, hopefully that would have been the end of her. Shoulda let them fight.

  27. Skins says:

    Cammy would have beat the crack out of her

  28. Victoria says:

    lets get ready to RUMBBBBLLLLEEE! front row im there babycakes!

  29. Mairead says:

    Timberlake, you friggin’ spoilsport!!!

    My girl Cammie would be just the person to put manners on Lohan, and her half-wit parents as well!

  30. Quest says:

    I would have paid good money to see LL get a good ass whoping

  31. Turtle Dove says:

    First picture caption:

    “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    @ bluhare – Me too! And I would LOVE one of those cupcakes too.

    @ Madisyn – Yup yup!

    @ Rita – Loud and clear! :D And you’re probably right. I think she’s also suffering from PATMDD – Pay Attention To ME Deficit Disorder – because she can’t pull her usual cracknanigans to get into the tabs. White Oprah must be in fits herself. Or at the bottom of a vodka bottle!

  33. lucy2 says:

    Yeah, he should have just let Cam beat her up.

  34. Kelly says:

    I am so, so, so glad you keep resurrecting that banner pic. Best one ever.

  35. Mama Chihuahua says:

    That picture! Ewwwwww. Imagine having that thing eyeballing you in a club, ready to swoop down and pull your hair out?

    But it would have made an awesome fight. Especially if Cammie won. She could have dumped a drink over Linnocent’s head, as a victory celebration.

  36. Mama Chihuahua says:

    Remember, gentlemen, whenever you call out Linnocent as being “hot,” that 65 year old ho-house madam lurks right under the Botox.

  37. skilo says:

    One day Lindsay is going to pull some of her crap on the wrong person, and they will beat her azz and leave her on the ground like the trash she is. I hope several paps catch it from good angles so we can all watch the footage/see the pics and say “Well we knew it was coming, and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bitch.”

  38. OhMyMy says:

    Funny how Cameron started as a model and went to acting with her breakout role in The Mask. Still acting in major movies and coming out with a starring role.

    Lindsay seems to have went from acting to modeling. I don’t expect to see her on any major mag covers anytime soon cause I think they know people are over her and she’s burned a lot of bridges cough(theft)cough. She seems to be scraping the bottom of the barrel with her modeling gigs too now. Lindsay…you’re doing it all backwards.

  39. Her_Majesty says:

    You’re all missing a valuable point here. LL WANTED to get beaten up, she didn’t care who did it, as long as she could claim to be “in pain” to get a prescription for oxycontin! Way cheaper than buying it from the guy on her corner.

  40. Madisyn says:

    @ Turtle Dove

    “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

    BRILLIANT, SPOT ON!

    That pic never, ever fails to garner laughter from me.

  41. Jilly says:

    I just want to thank you for keeping that picture alive. It really makes me howl every time you use it. Promise you’ll use it one day in the inevitable LINNOCENT WINS BEST ACTRESS OSCAR post! Bwah!

  42. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Madisyn, too right!! Will need crack rehab if there’s no major cracknanigan fix soon ;)

  43. Lou says:

    Her face looks like it’s wrinkling and melting off. Bad idea picking a fight with Cameron. She is athletic and doesn’t smoke. Lohan would have been winded after trying to throw the first punch.

  44. Madisyn says:

    @ Ruby Red

    That pic is the gift that keeps on giving. Along with a few others.

    We absolutely need more cracknanigans. This story, for some reason, didn’t give me the satisfaction I usually get from a Blohan story. Maybe because, jeez, JT hasn’t been with Cameron for eons or possibly because she’s not going back to the chokey? Of course this twit could be photographed at the Marmont and still nothing would happen.

  45. Louise says:

    Between Lindsay Lohan and Amy Whinehouse it’s a mystery why anybody would do drugs. That top picture of Lindsay always scares me.

  46. the original bellaluna says:

    I always hear “Baby Jane, don’t keep me hangin’ on the line; go your own way, don’t think twice about me; now you’re movin’ in high society…” in Rod Stewart’s voice whenever I see that header pic.

    Maybe it’s just me…

  47. really says:

    Cameron would beat all the CRACK out of her!

  48. Flan says:

    Cameron is one of those ‘climb mountains for the heck of it’ types.

    Lohan would slap her once, and then would be beaten…

  49. OhMyMy says:

    @Steffie: when I read your comment all I could think of was “Jingle Bells”.

    So here goes: Cameron all the way….with a Lindsay beatdown yo….

    Who’s got the next line?

    Did anyone else see the story on TMZ this morning about Linds doing a commercial for some scammy bid website while on house arrest? She’s getting really desperate and pathetic.

  50. Perry R. says:

    Oh my gosh, I got truly spooked by LiLo’s awful picture! That was scary! D: