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E! Online’s Ted Casablanca claimed in his column yesterday thatLance Armstrong is Matthew McConaughey’s sugar daddy and that he paid all the bills for their expensive Miami vacation. People and “Entertainment Tonight” were said to have been tipped off that the pair was in Miami and told to cover it like they were two buddies hanging out.
Lance is supposedly fed up with Matt’s spending at this point and that may have led Matt back into the arms of Jake Gyllenhaal.
Unless you spend like ten minutes trying to interpret his prose and thinking about what he’s trying to say, it’s really hard to figure it out. So I’ve cut a lot of it out and removed the ten stupid nicknames he used for the same people:
Know all the beach-hopping, fancy-hotel-staying frolicking [Matt and Lance have] been up to as of late? Well, guess who’s been paying for it all, so say those who see the bills? [Lance Armstrong]
Yep, that’s right: Mr. Armstrong is now footing further high-priced playtime charges, so I’m told by excellent sources.
Interesting. Particularly since [Lance and Matt's] latest stay at the Shore Club, for ince, included a private pool for them both this time round. Hideously expensive, trust moi. Wonder why all the need for seclusion?
I mean, hasn’t Mance become the new buddy-buddy poster set for rugged, outdoor, sweaty machismo–fun for all to enjoy–via paid-and-tipped-off outlets such as ET and People (the publicist’s one-stop-shopping suck-sources for arranging pre-written “exclusives”)?). [sic]
Lance, I’m also whispered to, likes his “booze” and was described by someone who partied around during a recent Matt-Lance hotel stay as being “weird…as if in a trance.”
Of course he is! He’s starting to see that pal Matthew wants as much attention/luxuries/headlines as ex Sheryl did! Any idiot with a tabloid next to his or her john could answer that one. I mean, really.
Salty P.S.: Oh, that crusty Cristina of mine–remember how she reported, all youthful bravado ‘n’ innuendo, that Lance was out partying in Hell-Ay without [Matt] and how she wondered if, perhaps, [Lance] was not tiring of footing bills for [Matt]? Well, Matt had a good reason for not being out ‘n’ about with his BFF [Lance]: He was bod-surfing in Cape Cod. Right near Jake Gyllenhaal!
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Why doesn’t someone edit this man’s “awful” writing? Regardless that’s a juicy scoop if you can clean off all the syrup he’s poured over it.
It’s not news that Matt and Lance are said to be more than just sweaty workout buddies, but it is news that one of them paid for the whole vacation and that they had a private pool. It was probably just for all the hot women they brought back to the bungalow.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Relationship trouble, Sexy
2 Responses to “Lance Armstrong was Matt’s sugar daddy”
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Drunken Stepfather, where are the pics?
If you thought Tom Cruise giving someone a peck on the lips was hazzardous, check out these pictures- which clearly illustrate Matt and Lance are as Bi as my Schwinn!
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