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	<title>Comments on: British tabloids share their theories about the Madonna/Guy divorce</title>
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s all that awful American woman&#039;s fault, Madgezilla!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s all that awful American woman&#8217;s fault, Madgezilla!
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Baholicious... for some reason your entire post made me laugh today - well done and well said! :lol: 

PJ, I couldn&#039;t agree with you more.  Geez!  Let the guy have his milk for pity sake! I&#039;m surprised they lasted as long as they DID</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Baholicious&#8230; for some reason your entire post made me laugh today &#8211; well done and well said! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>PJ, I couldn&#8217;t agree with you more.  Geez!  Let the guy have his milk for pity sake! I&#8217;m surprised they lasted as long as they DID
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		<title>By: Baholicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>Baholicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not theories, hypotheses. A theory is based in scientific investigation using a controlled environment to support (if not duplicate *edit: or discredit because science is supposed to be objective) the hypothesis. 

What I do know is that better things have come out of a test tube than speculations on this union. 

In fact, better things have come out of a test tube than the phenomena called Madonna.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not theories, hypotheses. A theory is based in scientific investigation using a controlled environment to support (if not duplicate *edit: or discredit because science is supposed to be objective) the hypothesis. </p>
<p>What I do know is that better things have come out of a test tube than speculations on this union. </p>
<p>In fact, better things have come out of a test tube than the phenomena called Madonna.
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		<title>By: PJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s one thing to follow the diet you believe is right for you, but quite another to insist that your spouse do the same. Also, it is Guy&#039;s home, too. He has the right to have whatever food he wants in his own home, even if his spouse disapproves of it. Madonna seems to be domineering, and should try to find a mate who likes to be dominated.

By the way today the Mail is saying that Guy told Madonna &quot;looked like a granny&quot; compared to her young backup dancers and that sex with her was &quot;like cuddling a piece of gristle.&quot; Whew!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s one thing to follow the diet you believe is right for you, but quite another to insist that your spouse do the same. Also, it is Guy&#8217;s home, too. He has the right to have whatever food he wants in his own home, even if his spouse disapproves of it. Madonna seems to be domineering, and should try to find a mate who likes to be dominated.</p>
<p>By the way today the Mail is saying that Guy told Madonna &#8220;looked like a granny&#8221; compared to her young backup dancers and that sex with her was &#8220;like cuddling a piece of gristle.&#8221; Whew!
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		<title>By: Butch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Butch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alright for Guy and all that....but why come out and say (if he did say it at all) cuddling up next to Mo is like &quot;cuddling with a piece of gristle&quot; ? I mean this comment is a terrible thing to say if you compare it to asking if anyone knows someone who&#039;s &quot;emotionally retarded&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright for Guy and all that&#8230;.but why come out and say (if he did say it at all) cuddling up next to Mo is like &#8220;cuddling with a piece of gristle&#8221; ? I mean this comment is a terrible thing to say if you compare it to asking if anyone knows someone who&#8217;s &#8220;emotionally retarded&#8221;.
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		<title>By: Mr. T</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually if this is true she has followed a good diet and exercise program.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually if this is true she has followed a good diet and exercise program.
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		<title>By: cc</title>
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		<dc:creator>cc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, the fertility thing puts to rest the rumors of her and A-Rod trying to have a baby?  Oh yeah...that one is going around now, too.  lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, the fertility thing puts to rest the rumors of her and A-Rod trying to have a baby?  Oh yeah&#8230;that one is going around now, too.  lol
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I totally buy every word too, G.

Poor Guy.  Poor bastard.  Seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I totally buy every word too, G.</p>
<p>Poor Guy.  Poor bastard.  Seriously.
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		<title>By: Bros</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>one word: warped.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>one word: warped.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If this were anyone else, I&#039;d be going, yeah yeah, eye-roll, don&#039;t think so, but since it&#039;s Madge, it all sounds perfectly feasible. 

Not sure she has the capacity to be happy with anyone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If this were anyone else, I&#8217;d be going, yeah yeah, eye-roll, don&#8217;t think so, but since it&#8217;s Madge, it all sounds perfectly feasible. </p>
<p>Not sure she has the capacity to be happy with anyone.
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