Does Prince Harry tease Pippa Middleton about going “commando”?

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Here are some new photos of Pippa Middleton, out and about in London today. I have absolutely no idea if she and Alex Loudon are really and truly done, because right after every media outlet “confirmed” that they were over, somebody close to the Middletons claimed that Pippa and Alex were still on. I suspect that they are broken up, but they’re probably still talking, and they’ll end up friends, perhaps even dating again at some point, if Pippa’s duchess plans fall through. I don’t think Pippa ever burns her bridges – she always keeps exes laying around, hoping that one of them will end up super-famous, rich and titled. By the way, earlier I talked about Catherine refusing free clothes – do you think Pippa adheres to that, especially now that she’s being pap’d on a daily basis? I bet she’s taking all the free stuff that comes her way. Smart girl.

Did you know that people are still trying to make Pippa and Prince Harry happen? It’s not going to happen. Not unless Pippa turns into a trashy blonde. So, even though it’s not *really* going to happen, that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy the coverage, right? Because this story cracked me up, especially the “Commando” part:

It has been reported that Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are on the verge of becoming a couple. Grazia UK (via the Daily Mail) is reporting that Harry and Middleton have met a few times since the Royal Wedding in April and already have nicknames for each other.

Middleton reportedly calls Harry ‘Captain,’ which is his rank in the British army and Harry calls her ‘Commando,’ a reference to the rumors that Middleton was not wearing any underwear at the Royal Wedding. Harry also reportedly ended his best man’s speech with the line, “Pippa, call me.”

A royal insider is quoted saying that the couple have been helping each other through their respective breakups.

Pippa recently split from her long time beau, Alex Loudon, and Harry’s relationship with his longtime on-again, off-again girlfriend Chelsea Davy is reportedly strained.

The insider is quoted saying, “They speak on the phone all the time and have met up at least five times since the wedding, once for tea at his Clarence House apartments… She thinks he’s got a really cheeky sense of humor.”

Another source is also quoted saying, “He only recently came out of a relationship, of course. He’s been trying to cheer Pippa up.”

The couple have been more public about their budding relationship; Harry and Middleton turned heads when they were seen recently at a restaurant in London where they spent a couple of hours talking.

Could there be a second Windsor-Middleton Royal Wedding on the horizon?

[From PopEater]

Here’s my prediction: Harry and Chelsy will go another few rounds, breaking up, reuniting, breaking, reuniting. In between all of that, Harry will start to be “introduced” to more suitable young women, many of them young, rich, connected blondes who would find an easier time “joining The Firm”. Harry will flirt, he’ll charm, and he’ll even seduce many of them, but he won’t make any of them his official royal girlfriend. Then, at some point a few years from now, Harry will get broody and he’ll all of a sudden decide that he’s ready to get married. Then it’s on. Then the rules of the game change. Then it’s every trashy, rich, connected blonde for herself.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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33 Responses to “Does Prince Harry tease Pippa Middleton about going “commando”?”

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  1. Rita says:

    Obviously, Harry was looking at her cute little wedding tush if he was thinking “commando”. Can’t call him on that because that was a nice tush.

    I’m team Pippa all the way but she’s going to look old before her time. Hope she keeps her devilish grin and spirit.

    @Kaiser, I missed your “Uptrady” designation today. Love that one.

  2. nan says:

    Would love to see Harry and Pippa get together. Waiting for it to happen.

  3. David says:

    It would be a smart move on his part,

  4. sophie says:

    if this girl doesn’t become a duchess or a famous multi-millionaire i’ll eat my hat! But good for her she knows what she likes, rich, preferably titiled and very hansome :) xxxx

  5. The Truth Fairy says:

    WHO CARES?!?! (and I have never meant it more)

  6. Eileen says:

    I was actually thinking Pippa needs to change her hair-get some blonde nightlights and grow those bangs-things out. If she is aiming for Harry than it might be a smart move on her part since he always goes for the blondes!

  7. Pyewacket says:

    I just don’t get this pushing of Pippa Middleton. She bores me, and I guess since she does, I should avoid all posts in the future because I just don’t care.

  8. mary jones says:

    I hate the way she dresses she always looks budget.

  9. mln76 says:

    ugh so sick of Pippa-and she isn’t going anywhere is she… For the next 50 years we are going to have to see that annoying face because she’s related to a royal. I mean at least Fergie(who I can’t stand either) once was royalty and was actually quite cute back in the day.

  10. Caro says:

    One should never wear white shoes, unless on your wedding day. She should know that.

  11. m. says:

    Haha, this girl is LOVING the attention! I’m sure she’s the one that is putting those fake stories just to be in the media. It’s funny who some people can easily believe in everything they write.. Harry’s still with Chelsy, but this one has class and don’t need to tell the world true stories about her life

  12. UKHels says:

    the UK press is desperate for them to get together (the mother would love it) but it ain’t gonna happen

  13. 4Real says:

    I’m sorry (no I’m not) but she’s just not that cute…

  14. sassenach says:

    If anyone who is posting about Pippa cares about her, please tell me why? I don’t understand why people care who she is with and I don’t understand why the press keeps trying to make her happen. There is nothing really interesting or appealing about her. No beauty, no charisma, just nothing.

  15. ele4phant says:

    I don’t understand all this speculation about those two. Their siblings have been nearly a decade. If anything was going to happen, it would have happened years ago. They probably have a comfortable friendship by now, because they’ve known one another for so long. Anything beyond that, I don’t buy it

  16. KJ says:

    I’m gonna hop on the who gives a fuck wagon. Why is the media trying to make her happen? Why is she on the cover of magazines? I really do not understand this phenomenon of people giving a shit about the middletons, the royal family, and the subsequent gossip. I mean, Diana I understood. This? These people are soooo boring. Their gossip is sooooo bland. Really? The gossip driving her fame is whether or not she’s dating some guy no ones heard of or if she’s gonna trade up to some other guy no one has heard of. What’s the fascination here? I mean that sincerely because I really do not get it.

  17. blondie says:

    For harry, I’d wear that same green suit Chelsy wore to the wedding, even if it reminded me gross murky lake water!

  18. Stephie says:

    What #15 said makes perfect sense. If it was going to happen it would have. (and might’ve already happened and been done with for years now) Pippa? Y-A-W-N. Sick of Pippa. I click thru these hated stories in case there’s a shot of Will or Kate. (hey, why else?)

  19. bluhare says:

    Not sure about Pippa but I did order that bag she’s carrying. They’re sold out until November! Anyhoodle (thanks, Kaiser, for that word; love it!), she should tone it down. Too much too fast; there’ll be backlash soon if she doesn’t.

    I think Chelsy’s down to using Harry. They were off until the wedding was announced, and suddenly there was Chelsy because she wanted an invitation. If she doesn’t want his life, then he should cut her loose and find someone a bit more discreet.

    His cousin, Zara, is getting married next month and I just read an interview with her fiance and she’s a lucky girl. Seems like a really good guy. Anyhoodle, :) Zara hasn’t invited Chelsy or Pippa because word is she wants Harry to meet someone else. Apparently she and he are tight.

    I like Zara. She’s not on the civil list, she’s a world class equestrian, will probably make the British Olympic team for next year, and pays her own way. Her fiance’s the captain of Englands rugby team and they’re hoping to make the finals in the world cup of rugby later this year.

  20. Aurelia says:

    Agreed, this chick and her sister and her hatchet faced mutton dressed up as lamb ma always look BUDGET. Enough of the BUDGET wedge shoes and wrap dresses too.

  21. JennJenn says:

    Okay, I’ll confess to being a closeted fan of the Middleton sisters. They’re both trim and toned, have lovely hair, and dress well. I would wear 90% of the outfits these women have been photographed in. In fact, I was inspired to get a cropped denim jacket to pair with sundresses after seeing photo of Pippa wearing one the other day. My only gripe about their appearance is the dark fake bake.

    It takes a lot of savviness and strong interpersonal skills for the daughters of upper middle-class entrepreneuers to navigate their way among Britain’s landed gentry. Wealthy, attractive young men like George Percy and Alex Loudoun have no shortage of attractive women to choose from. If Pippa is girlfriend-material for these men, she must have more going on than a pert bottom.

  22. jane says:

    she’s got a horrible face and dress up as she has the age of my gramma (well, considering her face seems to look like an old lady).

  23. Maritza says:

    Harry seems like a fun guy to be with, these two would make a nice couple. Anything can happen…

  24. fizXgirl314 says:

    ok we need to stop trying to make Pippy Middleclass happen…

  25. Kim says:

    They are brother & sister in law so i hope theyget along well.

    But bottom line – she is a basic everyday girl who hit the jackpot of media attention with her sister marrying future king so im not really into reading anything about her – doesnt interest me much.

    I dont think Americans are that into royalty. Sure the wedding was fun but we dont care about the players very much as far as tabloid fodder.

  26. Kim says:

    They are brother & sister in law so i hope theyget along well.

    But bottom line – she is a basic everyday girl who hit the jackpot of media attention with her sister marrying future king so im not really into reading anything about her – doesnt interest me much.

    I dont think Americans are that into royalty. Sure the wedding was fun but we dont care about the players very much as far as tabloid fodder.

    The wedding is over and we are kind of over it period.

  27. P.J. says:

    What’s not to like about Pippa? She’s pretty, perky, well dressed, energetic, and her bro-in-law is going to be king someday.

    Pippa does interesting things: hangs out with dukes, travels to cool places, helicopters in to athletic events. It’s certainly more interesting than most actresses’ lives: they’re either promoting a movie or showing off their kids.

  28. MeriJaan says:

    She is so over rated. I am sick of her already.

  29. gbehmy says:

    all that biceps and triceps for a lady?i’d choose her sister over her anyday cos she looks more like a lady.she don’t seem to be harry’s type,a plastic surgery or more,fake tan will do the trick dear pippa and uh don’t forget the alcohol/ciggarette..*shrugs*

  30. kibbles says:

    She’s not Harry’s type. Doesn’t mean they won’t shag but Harry probably doesn’t wants to jeopardize relations with his own sister-in-law. I don’t think Chelsy is the right girl to join the Firm, but I really think Harry loves her. I suspect she will end up being the next Camilla. With the help of the Queen, Prince Charles, cousin Zara, and probably advice from his big brother, Harry will eventually choose his bride wisely. Trashy blondes are for fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if his bride is demure, at least in appearance. Even if he will never become King, Prince Harry also needs to avoid PR nightmares for the Firm.

  31. Lisa Turtle says:

    People seriously look at this girl and think “she’s stunning” — WHAT?

    She’s beyond plain. She is “fit” sure, but maybe a little too fit… those arms are borderline manly, especially the wrist to elbow region, which is the widest part of her body. Odd.

    Her hair is flat, her face is flat, her chest is flat. Blehhh

  32. Fue McCormick says:

    Pippa Middleton: Ugly outfit No. 9. Honestly, where the hell does this woman buy her clothes and put her outfits together? The dress is cheap looking and the shoes are just wrong. She needs a subscription to Vogue and Harpers Bazaar.