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I’m kind of tired of waiting for whatever is going to happen to Linnocent, so let’s just talk about fashion while we wait. Here are some quick thoughts about Linnocent’s court attire: she sucks. In the past, it has been much, much worse – I mean, she once wore a latex dress to the courthouse. She consistently refuses to wear a bra to court. She probably doesn’t wear panties, either. Basically, she’s disgusting and she wouldn’t know appropriate court attire if it smacked her in the crack mouth. So, I guess her ensemble today was fine. Here’s what bugs me, though: TMZ identified the outfit really, really quickly – it’s a Steve Alan shirt, Sass & Bide pants, Chanel bag, Balenciaga heels and a Roseark necklace. I honestly think Linnocent must have sent TMZ the list of designer duds, like you would if you were attending a premiere. It’s very sketchy that she treats court appearances and being a disaster who is always in and out of legal situations like some treat the red carpet.
Let me reiterate one more thing: her HAIR. Jesus, GOD, IT’S TERRIBLE. You know she had it freshly bleached last night. Because she wanted to look “fresh” for court.
Right at this very moment, Linnocent is still behind closed doors with the judge and the lawyers. I’ll update with more news!
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Lindsay Lohan
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51 Responses to “Linnocent’s court attire: sketchy or daringly appropriate?”
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I love her fake tan! Her hands are a completely different color than the rest of her.
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It looks surprisingly appropriate, except I don’t like how the shirt seem is so far to the left and doesn’t match the pants seem (the one going down the middle).
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Cripes… could she at least have bought the shirt in the next size bigger, so that poor button was not begging to be put out of its misery?! And one with a shirt tail long enough so that it was properly tucked in? It looks like she had a quickie on the way over.
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I’m waiting for her overly bleached hair plus extensions to fall apart like Britney’s disaster.
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Her outfit is fine and I’m sure you hit the mark with sending a fashion release to TMZ. God, what must all this crap be costing her? The only interest people have in her is when is she finally going to crash and burn.
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She might consider going up a size on the top as her blouse looks like the buttons are under considerable strain and if they pop could put someone’s eye out.
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damn!! she ought to be tired of this!!
hell, I am tired of looking at her on the court grounds!!
they need to stop treating her like she is a celeb and she nds hardcore rehab..where you wear a uniform and you do not get to leave the grounds.
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I think I liked the latex dress better – I hate the flare cut on those suit pants and her shoes are fugly.
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She looks sloppy but decent, so that’s really appropriate FOR HER.
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Can’t she get a shirt that fits properly?
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TMZ also describes the necklace as “purchased”, which made me giggle. Lindsayloo has a problem with flies and plackets – her buttons don’t line up, and the shirt pulls something fierce around her saggy baggy bosom.
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What’s that crap all over her wrists?
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at least she looks like she took a shower and brushed her hair. She probably had it done incase she goes to jail.. probably not gonna happen.. but she looks prepared “just in case”.
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Somehow, she’ll twist how the hair dye/bleach/tanning spray affected her alcohol test. Yup. Sure it did.
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I would wear those pants, and those shoes.
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The stripes are poetic, but they’re going the wrong way: prison stripes are supposed to be horizontal. And black.
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Rehab is not the answer for this trick. She’s been, like 5 times and it does nothing. She needs to be locked in a padded cell (in a straight jacket) with no internet, television, drugs, booze or contact with anyone other than doctors. The only way she can eat is if she hunts for it herself and if she puts a toe out of line they zap her with a taser. And all that needs to be in a remote part of Siberia. Maybe living like for a year or so will she get all the shit out of her system and she’ll finally wake the fuck up.
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I could never use Linnocent and appropriate in the same sentence. Without barfing, that is.
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She looks like she poured a bottle of clorox on her head…probably right after she downed some vodka.
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I like where your mind is at, Devon.
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Feeling you about the hair… it’s almost as though she’s purposefully done whatever she can think of to look like azz.
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how many barbies had to die to make her semen colored hair possible?
its offending my eyes
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It’s rich that she refuses to wear a bra, yet you can see in the first and last pics she put band aids on her nipples. Classy to the end!
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Her blonde hair is always a giveaway she’s cracked out/up to no good. It’s like Brit Bit’s pink wig.
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Was Britney Spears her stylist?
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and you know what? No. Just no. If someone wore this to a job interview i would think they were trash. to court? ohhhh its designer labels, it must be good. you cant fix trashy with expensive clothes- the crack head hooker vibes comes right through
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For Linnocent she looks respectable, but that’s not saying much!
And at least her boobs are covered though as a poster above commented on, the buttons look like missiles just waiting to be fired
Am too totally bored waiting, even all the snack cracks aren’t doing it for me….how much longer FFS??
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and lastly- because its been bugging me for years- what is with her wearing like numerous rings and bracelets?? it looks like shit. it always makes me think that she is a crazy sketchy tweaker who just throws shiny shit on and thinks it looks good and then loses it because she takes it off during a coke bender and forgets where she put it.
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If the hearing stated at 1 PM (EST) and it is now 2:25 PM (EST) what takes so long to say, “You are herewith remanded to jail?”
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It’s too bad she can’t afford a blouse that fits properly and doesn’t gape across the bust from being too tight. Stacy and Clinton would not approve!
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Hair is atrocious, outfit is better than her last appearance outfit. This girl needs to go to jail. No more chances. She will get clean locked up hopefully.
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@moxie: LOL. ‘How many Barbies had to die to make her semen colored hair possible?’
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So I guess she bleached her hands when she did her hair last night?
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SHE AVOIDED JAIL!!!!!
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Unf*ckingbelievable!!… THE worthless biatch is on her way home already ;/
I knew it!
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wow. awesome Jessica Simpson/Ken Paves ‘HairDo’ ponytail!
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MODERATION:
transitive verb
1
: to lessen the intensity or extremeness of
Key word. This girl simply knows no moderation. You can see it in her hair (bleached out to wazoo), her fake tan (bright orange), and her behavior. She can’t go 35 days without booze or crack drama.
And everything as been wasted on her. Her privilege, her talent, her natural beauty, all a total waste.
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WHAT?!?! Time for crack mob justice! Light the crack torches!
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She got off again. Warning of stupid behavior, that’s it. Glad I am not living in LaLa land right now. Disgusting!
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“IN YOUR FACES!” -Lindsay Lohan
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@ Moxie
I hate to say it, but I think Barbie would consider this hair to be a hot mess. Haven’t you seen her dream house? Bitch has class.
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@ 34. The Truth Fairy: NOOOOOOO! WTF is up with the California “justice” system?
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the California judicial system needs to just shut down entirely. It is such a joke.
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Never have I seen anybody who spends (assuming she didn’t steal) so much on looking bad. And
I don’t know why they bother calling her in for court when they always just let her off. I think she did her own hair at home. And I can’t wait to see it fall out.
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Her outfit is appropriate and this hair color suits her better than the yellow blonde she usually goes for.
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Recently I’ve been looking for inspiration for my WT 4th of July party. Linnocent’s entire head region has come through! I don’t think it’s possible to make my hair look that to’ up. I need a cotton candy bleach wig to pull this off!
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It makes me laugh because that is EXACTLY why I loathe button down shirts. They aren’t made for girls with boobs. Wearing a bra doesn’t help although it looks less trashy (but just as uncomfortable).
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i agree with devon – rehab is a waste of time on this walking hair-weave. they need to save the bed for someone who will actually try and get better.
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Have to say it is the most appropriate court attire she has ever worn.
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It’s like her clothes don’t fit. The shirt, obviously, but she effs up the pants somehow, too.
Poorly styled is the best way to put it, maybe. Ugh.
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That high forehead and those claws are blowin’ it all. I’m tellin’ ya’ll, she’s a damn sea serpent, hell bent on controlling the media.
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