Although I feel quite guilty about admitting this, I’m endlessly fascinated with the consistently unkempt red-carpet appearances coming from Paz de la Huerta, drunken, violent mess and real HBO actress. Here, Paz poured herself into a shiny, ill-fitting Versace dress at the FiFi Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City on Saturday. Although it could be said that Paz’s air of dismissal regarding her hair and makeup is somewhat refreshing, I still think she looks like hell. Her hair appears unwashed, and while Paz seems to have given up her usual smear of red lipstick, she’s replaced it with a sickly light pink shade. Eye makeup, however, is nonexistent, but Paz at least took a few moments to apply some undereye concealer which, naturally, does not match her skin tone at all. While her body is rather curvy but still thin enough to pass muster in Hollywood, it’s obvious that this aspect of her appearance is effortless on her part; ultimately, she looks really out of shape and as if her diet consists of alcohol and the occasional handful of red grapes. In a wine glass.
Reportedly, Paz also made a gala appearance last Thursday while essentially wearing not an actual dress but what’s supposed to go underneath:
All eyes were on Paz de la Huerta at UrbanDaddy’s Chivas Day of Brotherhood gala at the Bowery Hotel on Thursday night. The leggy and physically gifted “Boardwalk Empire” star sauntered around the room in a barely-there black dress — which she insisted was not underwear. “It looks like a slip, but it’s really a dress,” she purred to us, pulling down the hemline to lengthen what there was of the garment. Meanwhile, Chris Noth was a busy man, talking up his new line of tea called Sweet Florida Dream, which benefits the Rainforest Network.
Oddly, there does not appear to be any photographic evidence of this alleged slip dress to be found, but it’s a completely believeable story, right? Of course, I’m wondering exactly how long the public will continue to pay attention to Paz as an alleged sex symbol (as confirmed by her presence on the Maxim Hot 100 as well as a trashy, budget Esquire pictorial). Sure, she gets naked a lot on “Boardwalk Empire,” but as soon as that show runs its course, exactly how will Paz stay relevant? Beyond delivering a reading Madame Bovary in a short skirt and crossing and uncrossing her legs while wearing no underwear, I mean.
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Not a ‘hot mess’ – just a plain, old, straight-up mess.
Huh, I didn’t know tattooed snakes could still bite. I realize she’s a drunken mess, but damn, who mauled her leg?
I hope she doesn’t smell as bad as she looks
Rest aside: this girl cannot choose a lipstick for the sake of her life.
That scarred up leg is from one of her drunken falls, I’m sure. She is a real mess.
What the hell is this girl’s goal, to completely blend in her lips with the rest of her skin?! I’m all about the nudes as a lip color, but for god’s sake, there’s nothing here. It looks awful.
What is happening to her other leg (not the one with the snake tat)?
Paz always have this roll out of bed without combing hair kinda vibes going on…it is depressing to look at her.
AAAHHHHH! What is wrong with this girl? Frankly, I have no problem with her body; I’m fairly thin but I have a belly and a butt, and guys seem to think it’s hot (which I think is weird, but whatever makes them want to pounce on me is ok with me). In fact, I think her body is hot – even the scar (ok, maybe that’s a little weird).
But her FACE! First, the duckface. Second, the lipstick. I don’t mind her usual red, but when she wears bruise-colored or dookie-brown, then I have a problem. But this mess? She looks like a guido with anti-guido hair.
She needs some Bio Oil for that nasty scar.
Ridden hard, put away wet!
Straight-up mess here. When I look at these pics, I get a Michelle Rodriguez vibe from her.
She looks, as usual, bored, sullen, and stupid. And like she needs a bath. I don’t get this person, but then I don’t get Kristen Stewart and her “Being a celebrity is such a TEST!” attitude either.
What a disaster.
Well at least she has her pedicure done.
God, I love this chick – just too many ways to comment – and on so many levels….
She must be allergic to make-up. That’s all I got.
It looks like the snake shed its skin on her other leg!
I think she rules
Those lighter circles around her eyes look like they’re from really large tanning goggles or sunglasses. And I’m not sure she’s actually wearing any makeup.
She is unfortunate in the face.
i’m not gonna hate on the girl for having a scar, but damn she is a mess. she looks like she fell asleep under a sunlamp. holy shite.
Yikes. I think she should consider investing in a makeup artist.
what’s up with the no-mascara thing? she could sure use some.
I would love to see a picture of her with at least eyeliner and mascara (lipstick would be optional, but only if a decent shade).
However, I do think she looks prettier than she normally does now that she’s not wearing that ridiculous brown lipstick. If her lipgloss was a little darker, I think she’d look stunning.
But I do have to applaud her for not conforming to Hollywood’s standard of caking on the make-up.
I also applaud her for her scar too. She hasn’t tried to make it less noticeable, or try to get it covered up. I have a huge one on my right shin too, and even though it’s been years that I’ve had it still is pretty noticeable.
She needs a makeup artist stat!
Bitch scares me.
Google fifi and prison. It will put a whole new light onto these awards. ~shudder~
While I think she always looks sort of a mess (I’ve never seen her in anything; just here on the Celebitchy blogs), I’d love to see what she looks like with some makeup to make her eyes pop. Her mouth seems to take over and eyes disappear, and while she’s got a rather nice set of lips on her, I’d like to see everything balanced out more. I’m so curious!
I am wondering if her scar is due to tattoo removal? I don’t know, I’ve never had a tattoo myself, but I did see someone who was in the process of getting one removed and his skin looked similar during/right after the process. Just a thought
Overall, I don’t think she looks very different than the other women who are “caught off guard” by the paps without their makeup. I’d like to see her done up by a respected makeup artist.
Is she pregnant or is it that I’ve never seen a beer belly on a girl before?
I like her.
At least she’s something really different. Different is interesting.
There are too many words to describe the gal that is Paz. Do I start with the 1994 hair style, or do I rip on her ‘age’. Yep. She’s 26 years old – so we’re told.
In spite of this (and more), I find her absolutely fascinating. Almost like a car crash that you slow down to gawk at.
haha I love this mess. She is the only light on Boardwalk empire. I love her scenes. Always waiting for paz to show up and make you go wtf!
She doesn’t look out of shape, just perhaps a small beer gut because she drinks a lot. And I don’t think her face looks that bad considering she has very little makeup on. Most actresses would look like that if they were only wearing some concealer and lip primer and didn’t brush their hair.
It almost looks as if she put on some concealer and lip primer, saw she was running late and then rushed out of the house, which would also explain the unbrushed hair. That cobra tattoo is awesome!!
She looks horrid as usually.
Yes #13; I don’t know anything about her, but at least she has pretty feety-toes
gross.
I think it’s great to have Paz in the mix. I’m so bored with amateurs and debutantes.
her toes are not bad, that’s all i got but I have to adnit…I’ve seen her look much worse.
One more comment, I think that I find her fascinating cause she just doesn’t care. She’s playing by her won rules. Paz makes you go ‘huh’ but she’s unique too which is cool.
God that girl is ugly
She looks like someone who eats out of a dumpster.
This old woman is a bad seed. Dumpy and nasty and insecure and hateful. She is a shameful mess. No talent. hard to look at. A very cruel person, too. she will get hers. I think she already is.
@Silken_floss – does Bio Oil work?
Hey Kaiser, there are some new pictures of shirtless Gerard going around. Start writing!
this is someone who clearly does not give a f*ck. I haven’t seen her show or any of her films so I’m assuming she’s a good actress.
her skin is folded/dented near her armpit in the 2nd shot.
Looks like she fell down recently and scraped the front of her leg.
She looks like a skid mark wrapped in tinfoil. What is her aversion to eye makeup?
Her consistent “Bored” look is BORING me. It’s so 1990.
Nothing says classy like a beer gut and a cobra tattoo.
I think she’s gorgeous. There’s something really sensual about her. It’s great that she has enough confidence to go in public with her real face and not a mask of makeup to try and make herself more appealing to people who don’t matter. Her body is perfectly normal. She doesn’t have one of those sickly awkward thin bodies with no curves which people have to diet unnaturally for. Paz is awesome and people need to accept that being natural is not disgusting.
I like her. Paz reminds me of Angelina circa Billy Bob period.