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Paris’ middle name is Lohitney and other DUI details


Oh Paris! Here’s a recap of the latest news about her thrilling DUI arrest.

  • According to her arrest report, Paris Hilton’s middle name is Lohitney and the cops were fooled by her green contact lenses.

  • Paris was due to host a party last night to promote her straight-to-DVD film “Bottoms Up” with co-star and Silent Bob sidekick Jason Mewes. Ironically enough, the party flyer included a note that the featured music artist would be perfoming his new song “Margarita”. Instead of showing up at her own DVD release party last night, Paris hit club Hyde wearing a black wig and baseball cap, which is the closest she will ever get to showing contrition.

  • Paris blew a .08 on the breathalizer, the lowest blood alcohol level that would warrant arrest. According to studies, a 137 pound woman would have to have 3 drinks in an hour to reach that level. Paris’ arrest report says she weighs 115 pounds, so that makes 2.75 drinks or something.

  • Paris told Ryan Seacrest in a call to his morning radio show that “maybe she was speeding a little bit,” but that she just wanted an “In ‘N Out” burger. She said that everything she does gets blown out of proportion and that it really hurts her feelings.

  • TMZ learned that it wasn’t Paris’ first run-in with the law that night. She was pulled over earlier for “some form of moving violation,” and it is unclear if she was ticketed.

  • Paris was at the Suicide Girls’ anniversary charity event before she got arrested, and they released a press release stating how great their party was and saying that Paris was too preoccupied with her Sidekick to get wasted.


    Header picture from Mollygood. Handcuff pictures from TMZ taken by X17.

    • Written by Celebitchy

    Posted in Arrests, Drunk, Paris Hilton, Parties, Photos

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    8 Responses to “Paris’ middle name is Lohitney and other DUI details”

    1. asiya:
      September 9th, 2006 at 5:04 pm

      wtf?!?! paris lohitney hilton????!!!

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    2. Tinkerbelle:
      September 9th, 2006 at 6:06 pm

      Who gives a shit?

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    3. Anonymous:
      September 9th, 2006 at 6:16 pm

      I like her outfit tho

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    4. Celebitchy:
      September 9th, 2006 at 7:13 pm

      I was wrong, it’s Whitney but the cops wrote it down wrong.

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    5. chic mommy:
      September 10th, 2006 at 7:37 am

      you know what else I heard? Nikki and her Entourage boyfriend, forgot his name but he’s the short one, showed up at jail to bail her out. She was wearing a black dress and white flip flops. People can’t believe Nikki wore white flip flops after Labor Day.

      Paris is such an idiot. I don’t know how she stays so skinny by eating a steady diet of burgers and fries.

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    6. Celebitchy:
      September 10th, 2006 at 8:08 am

      She probably has like one meal a day, as evidenced by this day she got busted for DUI. She does work out as there are pictures of her leaving the gym.

      I did see that video with Nicky showing up at the jail. Why point out her flip flops though when she’s bailing out her sister in the middle of the night? That’s funny!

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    7. Sandrette:
      September 11th, 2006 at 12:32 pm

      ITS PARIS WHITNEY HILTON…GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME

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    8. bitch:
      September 11th, 2006 at 1:37 pm

      woah Sandrette is getting her panties in a twist over this celebitchy. LOL. hey, I love your site p.s. its nice to have some good old fashion bitchy gossip =)

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