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Here are some new photos of Gerard Butler out and about last night in Malibu (giving an invisible woman a good spanking?). The photo agency says he’s leaving a friend’s party… and he’s solo! Perhaps he’s meeting up with his leggy brunette random later? Perhaps they left separately? It’s odd to me that Gerard would simply go home alone. It’s impossible, right? Especially now that he’s looking so slim and tan and shag-tastic. Look at his hair!!! I’ve spent the holiday weekend thinking about David Gandy and how I’m so glad that we Americans aren’t being oppressed by such gorgeous English dong, and now here’s Gerard and his Scottish hotness. I could be oppressed by Gerard all day long. And then some.
Sidenote: I hate to say it, but I kind of miss his moobs. He was looking really unhealthy for a short while, but over the last year, he’s really been slimming down and trying to find the hotness again. But now he looks too tan and manorexic. For my tastes.
In other Butler news, Ashley Greene and Jessica Biel are still trying to convince us that they’re “dating” Gerard, not that he just hit it and quit it. Meanwhile, he’s been spotted with a “mystery female” in Malibu. And no, I’m not in Malibu. Sigh…
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Gerard Butler

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Tomb Raider was on tv yesterday, he was so delicious in that movie.
Shame how freaking ugly he’s become.
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Aww that’s harsh. It’s not right to ridicule someone for moobs one second, and then call them too skinny. And manorexic is a stupid and offensive word. He looks daaaamn fine.
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He really has gone from HOT to NOT.
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He’s grungy but still hot.
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i never understand his appeal
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Despite the tan, he’s looking a little wan.
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I used to like him but Jen Aniston ruined him for me *sad face*
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I think he looks good! Is he filming anything right now? I know you’ve pointed out in the past he gets back in shape when he’s filming.
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He’s lost weight but didn’t recover the face he used to have in that Lara Croft movie and I don’t think that has to do with aging — I mean, he’s lost the contours of his face (his jawline, specifically) and that happens with some men (and women) as they age, but not with all of them.
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He looks like he spent the night bent over Clive Owen’s desk.
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Damn, Rita! Why did you have to go and put that sexy image in my head!
@Kaiser, can you tell us what would it take for you to officially drop Gerard Butler from your dong list if fluctuating weight, man-whore tendencies and inconsistent sex appeal does not make you let him go?
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@ Sylvie: ITA that he was soooo hotttt in Tomb Raider. I kinda like this look but give me the old Gerry anyday
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He looks good for once. Not as hot as Dracula2000, but, I’d do him if he didn’t smell.
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nah. he looks great here. but I get what you are saying with the moobs. I dont like a man too toned and tanned either, but look at him. he looks smoking hot!
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nah. he looks great here. but I get what you are saying with the moobs. I dont like a man too toned and tanned either, but look at him. he looks smoking hot!
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oops. double click
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UGHHH NECKBEARD. BOOOOO.
If the bitch wants that heavy of scruff he’s gotta trim that shit. Ew.
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@ Kaiser:
I sent you an e-mail with a really cool website. By “really cool” I mean there are tons of pictures of naked men. Please check your inbox (I wasn’t sure to which address I should send the message so I sent to both info@ and cbcomments@).
EDIT: ok, one of them wasn’t delivered (to info@celebitchy) — it came back with that “delivery notification failure” message.
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I hate the facial hair.
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He looks like he could be Matthew McConnahey (can never spell that name!) dad.
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He’s looking a little too thin for my taste, but still do-able. Just not as *ahem* enthusiastically!
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He’s looking messy but perhaps this is for a role…..
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He looks good with long hair
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He looks like a hobo
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He must have lost 50 pounds. He looks good here but could afford to gain about 10 pounds. I thought he looked perfect in PS I Love You.
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He needs a makeover. Kaiser you need to step up.
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I think he looks great. Dirty but hot.
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He looks the best he ever has….maybe some of you need to get your eyes checked.
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Gerard looks like crap. I don’t see how anybody could say he looks hot.
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He is the sex!
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I have to say he has lost some of his hotness since Laura Croft and 300 days. That body and those thighs and rear in 300 made me swoon. It is a shame that because a picture was taken of him with a little bit of chunk he has felt the pressure to starve down this weight. Give me a little chunk on him anyday, it suits him.
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He looks good, he just needs a haircut!
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He is disgusting. You lose all credibility when you fangirl for this trash.
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he needs to cut his hair and trim the facial…
He was getting too fat and his cheeks made him look like a 4th chipmunk
I’ll still tap it though
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If he would only shave his neck! I don’t mind the facial hair. But dang I hate the stuff on the neck.
Ohhh and there is a great blind item answer for him… on CDAN. Today is the big reveal day.
crazydaysandnights.net
There is a even better one about Cameron Diaz and that douchebag, ball player of hers…
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His tan looks great but he looks ancient… look at the gray roots. He and I are the same age… AIGH! Should I stop “Project Workout” I don’t want to age 10-15 years.
He wasn’t born craggy like Daniel Craig and that guy the rest of you like – Rosie’s BF – craggy is not working for him.
As for making fun of his moobs and calling him manorexic – we do it to women, why not to men?
Either we accept everyone as they are or we bash everyone as they are. Since this is called Cele|*BITCHY* I’m all for gender-neutral bashing.
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He is handsome, and after finally seeing Dear Frankie recently, I understand your crush more.
But really, he is a desperate slut, isn’t he? He has the same maniacal gleam in his eye as Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Maybe they can go to some kind of support group together.
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I’ve never found him attractive but he looks totally different than he used to.
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No one else think he looks like Bradley Cooper here?
Personally have never found Butler or Cooper remotely appealing. meh
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I come and go on Gerry. He’s lost weight, but he’s a little hairy and grungy looking. But he still has THAT accent! OK, I guess he’s hot. Liked him as Nim’s Dad in Nim’s Island, and in the thing with Hillary Swank.
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Gerard*sigh*Butler is as cool as you want! Natural and sunlighted beach hair (grey roots are a must, the guy´s 41 after all) and manly unshaven, he carries the warm gaze of a full living, as fit as a summer night… oh I can hardly deal the hotness!
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Gerard*sigh*Butler is as cool as you want! Natural and sunlighted beach hair (grey roots are a must, the guy´s 41 after all) and manly unshaven, he carries the warm gaze of a full living, as fit as a summer night… oh I can hardly deal the hotness!
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lol leave the guy alone he is one of the more normal actors out there and if he doesnt shave for a few days i am sure some of yalls men give you the same problem
its not the end of the world
what kills me though is those f-cktards who have a stack of pictures and just wait for him to sign all of them or something like seriously? yer that lame and beat for cash? douche!
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I got an opportunity to meet him in
Detroit last July. I got to hug him and it felt as though I was hugging one of my older teen boys. He is even thinner now. @ 6’2 I figure he is lucky to weigh 170 and he started smoking again. He is far too thin for an adult man of 41.
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He’s a nice looking man. I had to politely suggest that my man shave his face and neck yesterday, so I can’t really say anything about that. He is looking too thin, but maybe it’s for a character he is portraying? But my main celebrity crush will always be Hugh Jackman.
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He looks good. I love his curly hair
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Golly, I adore him. He’s dreamy. And he looks really good right now.
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ooh love him!!! he looks fine and yummy.
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I think he is finally getting back to almost normal. I think the diet almost killed him and really changed his looks, but the weight in the Ugly Truth did too. But the minute he opens his mouth he’s our Gerry. So lets just keep hoping. It will even out, his looks and weight. He needs to stop listening to bull from advisers who worship Botox and plastic/rubber faces. Seen pics of his partner? His face is really like rubber. He is not seen so often with G. I saw a look G gave him, like he was just realising the fake effect of it, kind of horror. Since then G has gotten more natural, but it has to be a process. And out of sight of Paps.
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