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Sep 11
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Priest plays into Madonna’s withered old hands

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Fitness, Guy Richie, Madonna, Music, Photos, Religion, SmartSmartSmart

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5 Responses to “Priest plays into Madonna’s withered old hands”

  1. I think Madonna needs to eat a burger, not hit the gym, LOL

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  2. well actually, that priest wasn’t out to stop her concert.. he was trying to save the world from the woman’s carney hands.. ewww..

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  3. LOL omg dupbaby. that was funny =) hey, tinkerbelle, if she ate another burger, she would have to buy an even bigger sweatsuit. and that would be unfortunate. she is looking bad.

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  4. This is one of the funniest things I ever heard. How dumb can you be? As a fuckin’ PRIEST! Good lord.. (Swearing and praising in the lord in the same line, bad girl =P)

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  5. I feel kinda sorry for the deluded old fool (I’m talking about the Priest). The only saving grace is that Madonna no longer has any pretext of Catholicism now that she practices Kabbalah. If she had any class (yes, I know she doesn’t) she’d stop using Christian symbolism like the cross and her name. I bet the Jews are so proud to have inherited her. I wonder if they have checked out her holy tome “Sex” yet.

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