Jessica Simpson committed one of the cardinal sins of dating - she admitted that she wants a boyfriend and needs someone in her life desperately.

It really does scare men away when you need them in the beginning stages of a relationship. You’re supposed to act busy, see your friends, and play hard to get. Make men work for it and they’ll come after you. Some people think “if he doesn’t like me the way I am, he’s not good enough for me,” but who wants to be with a whiny, needy person? Men like women who have fulfilling lives. Jessica’s is just going down the tubes.

Glamour magazine made a god-awful composite of Jessica’s “perfect man” using parts from different famous guys. She said he should have “Derek Jeter’s focus,” “Brad Pitt’s beauty,” and “Eminem’s openness.” At least she has a goal.

Jessica may not have a beau, but there’s one guy who’s always there for her, hairdresser Ken Paves. It’s easy to see why his name is Ken because he looks just like the androgynous doll of the same name, and Jessica is the Barbie in these pictures. (Thanks to JJB commentors for pointing out that these two look like dolls.)

Here is video of Jessica on Ellen:

And here she is in Glamour magazine and with Ken Paves: [via]