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Sep 13
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Jane Fonda tells Lohan to slow down, wear panties


First cute character actor William H. Macy slammed Lohan in a roundabout way by saying that actors who show up late to work should get their asses kicked for making everyone wait and holding up production. Now Jane Fonda is telling Lohan that if she doesn’t slow down and focus on her work she’s going to end up nearly 70 and still worrying that the threeway sex tape she made with her ex-partner is going to be released someday.

In an interview with “Access Hollywood,” Fonda praised studio head James G. Robinson for writing that letter telling Lohan to quit pleading exhaustiong after partying, and then tried to backtrack at the end by saying she just wants to mother Lohan since Dina’s so bad at it, and oh, she’s talented too:

Jane Fonda praised a studio executive’s recent scolding of Lindsay Lohan for her absences on the set of their film, “Georgia Rule.”

“I think every once in a while, a very, very young person who is burning both ends of the candle needs to have somebody say, `You know, you’re going to pay the piper, you better slow down.’ So I think it was good,” the 68-year-old actress told “Access Hollywood…”

“She’s in the magazines, so you always know what she’s doing because you can just read about it in the tabloids,” she says. “She parties all the time … And you know, she’s young and she can get away with it. But, you know, it’s hard after a while to party very hard and work very hard. She learned that, I hope…”

“I just want to take her in my arms and hold her until she becomes grown-up,” she says. “She’s so young and she’s so alone out there in the world in terms of structure and, you know, people to nurture her. And she’s so talented.”

We all know that about Lindsay, and it’s nice to hear straight talk from an established actress.

Everyone also knows that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear panties and keeps it all smooth-shaven. (How she doesn’t get those bumps is beyond me. Jenna Jameson wrote in her biography that the porn stars avoid them by using antibiotic ointment after they shave. This works like partially, I’ve uh heard.) I am publishing that crotch shot photo, I really couldn’t pass it up. It’s the first thumbnail at the bottom and is clearly marked.

In related news, Lindsay royally pissed off her “longterm” boyfriend, Pink Taco founder Harry Morton, when she flirted openly with the DJ at a party. She was also said to have given her number out to two different guys at a club last night and to have not hung out with Harry all night. Those two are breaking up any day now.

To the commentor who asked why I keep reporting on Lindsay/Paris/Jessica, they’re low hanging fruit, and stories come out about those skanks every day. Sometimes I resist, sometimes I don’t.

Lindsay is show turning to the side, coughing and showing her goods [via] and getting stalked by photographers outside Cipriani restaurant in London on 9/9. [via]

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan, Nude, Photos, Relationship trouble, Sluts

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15 Responses to “Jane Fonda tells Lohan to slow down, wear panties”

  1. She doesn’t shave she waxes. It helps with the bumps even though you can still get them. Shaving is HORRIBLE there… i only get it waxed, its so much better.

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  2. that is one beaten up pussy

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  3. that thing looks irritated and destroyed!!!

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  4. poor little vagina…looks so tired and worn out :( give it some red bull or orange juice or somethin!!!

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  5. lindsay is goin trhu a phase, whereby she is becoming crazy… tho her pussy is dry, but i am expecting to watch her nude and sex movies soon…
    all hail the Queen

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  6. look at that imflamed little clam!!

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  7. Whoa holy crap that thing really needs taken care of…looks like it was splashed with toxic waste or something.

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  8. she took a sniffin’ and it was a stinkin’

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  9. Hold up … It looks to me as though she pretending to cough to hide the fact that she is cracking up. If a photog were that close, she would definitely know what they were going to shoot.

    Also, it looks like an omellette. Really, really, really bad idea, Lindsay. You are so gonna hate yourself for doing this in ten years.

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  10. Ahh hell you all know if she had it in yer face you would put yer tongue in it.

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  11. It’s sad for a 20 yr old, it looks worn out just like a 50 yr old whore. I feel sorry for the guy who’s going to marry her if there will be one. I lost my respect to this outside beauty of a girl.

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  12. StrangerGossiper:

    WTF!? EW!! GROSS!! With who does she sleeps with?? I think she masturbates too hard, and besides, is that even a crotch?? It doesn’t look to me. Ha, surprisingly her mother hasn’t defended her yet.
    > What’s up with all this celebs showing their pussys?? It’s not a nice view girls!!

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  13. you all are a bunch of hateing hypocrytites she looks great I would eat that pussy all night and so would you ya bunch of lyin scumbags and to jane fonda shut-up you dinosauor lyndsay don’t ever wear panties they’er for ugly ass women god bless you

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  14. it’s a fake. people of medicine know it’s a fake, the line on the left upper thigh that seems to cross the left labia majora. There’s no such thing !

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  15. Bottom line is they should not be out in public like that. If it is really hers it looks pretty used up at such a young age.

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