Normally, we’re not the kind of site to just run photos of chicks in bikinis just because it turns us on. We’re mostly heterosexual women around here, although there are some women we would definitely consider. I tend to go for busty, brunette ladies with attitude, so that’s why I want to like Kelly Brook. She’s busty, brunette and… okay, she doesn’t have that much attitude, from what I can see. She seems like a sweet girl, though, and these bikini photos of Kelly on holiday in Ischia, Italy are turning me on.
How amazing is her figure? This is, like, a perfect hourglass figure. Toned but not gristly, soft not hard, amazing hips and dear God her breasts. They’ve gotten bigger! I know why too, but it’s a sad story. In May, she suffered a miscarriage when she five months pregnant. Her boyfriend, Thom Evans, was the father, and as far as I know, they’re still together. I mean… I can’t imagine he would want to let this go. Ever.
Anyway, ever since then, I’ve had sympathy for Kelly, and judging from these photos, I now know why all of those dudes have been all over her for so long. Her body is even more insane than before. She’s up there with Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara for “Racks That I’d Love To Motorboat”. I’ll tell you something else, too: I would much rather have her figure than someone like Duchess Kate’s.
Photos courtesy of WENN.