Paz de la Huerta: My sister punched our mom’s stomach when I was in the womb

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What can we even say about Paz de la Huerta at this point? She’s a mess. A glorious mess. She gets drunk and flashes her boobs. She takes off her clothes for literally ANY camera. She hooks up with randoms. She throws cocktail glasses at reality stars. She’s also an actress. Paz has a new interview in The New York Times, and it is… epic. I think with normal profiles of Paz, there’s usually a nude photo shoot, so no one ever gets around to reading all of the crazy crap she says. But this is different – here, we only have the words. The crazy speaks for itself. It’s epic.

You’re in the middle of filming the second season of HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire,” in which you play Steve Buscemi’s on-and-off girlfriend Lucy Danziger. What’s in store for your character, considering she got pregnant at the end of last season?
I can’t share much about the show, but hopefully some of these women who resent me for being [nude] or in little to nothing will be pleased that I’m knocked up, and they’ll pay attention to the performance.

You do seem to attract the enmity of many women.
Women have said the most malicious, disgusting things about me. But I know that when somebody comments about you, good or bad, it is 99 percent of the time their projection of how they feel about themselves. Even my own sister treats me worse than somebody would treat a rat. She actually likes rats, so worse than that.

Is your sister older or younger?
Older. Even when I was in my womb she used to punch my mother’s stomach.

Oh, my God, you’re kidding me.
She did not want me born. I’m working on my relationship with my mother and father, but my upbringing has been very destructive. They’re all Scorpios — my mother, my father and my sister.

You’re concerned about being pigeonholed as the actress who gets [nude] in every role she plays. You could simply resolve to never take your clothes off on film again.
That’s good advice, but I’m telling you, typecasting is typecasting. And I mean, look at Charlotte Rampling. She’s a brilliant actress, and she’s still getting [nude] for films. If I look like that at her age, I’ll flaunt it.

How did you come to accompany Jack Nicholson to the premiere of “The Departed”?
I met Jack at the Roosevelt Hotel when I was 19. I was dating a narcissistic actor at the time who had abandoned me to schmooze for his work. I was very angry, and Jack kept following me around. He said to me: “They don’t make them like you anymore. I haven’t seen a beautiful girl like you since 1965.” I said, “Let’s go make my boyfriend jealous.” So he had me cornered, and he was flirting with me, and my boyfriend got completely jealous. We’ve stayed friends.

You have been in the tabloids a bit, notably in March when you were arrested for throwing a glass at a model. I read that there were shards sticking out of her leg.
My lawyer says I’m not allowed to talk about the case. I so wish that I could. But I wouldn’t call her a model. She’s an ex-reality-TV star who’s hungry for publicity. Just go on TMZ and look at her reported bruise. There ain’t no glass in her leg.

You said once that Elvis’s ghost gave you an orgasm in his recording studio at Graceland. That’s unbelievable.
I was with my ex-boyfriend and had to beg him to go to Graceland. I felt like he was jealous of Elvis because I’ve always been infatuated by him, which is hysterical because he’s passed away.

Your ex-boyfriend, the singer Scott Weiland?
Yeah. So I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room, and I stood in this corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me.

When you say he touched you, you mean in a Hitachi Magic Wand kind of way?
I mean, come on, he’s a ghost. I felt his spirit go through me and give me pleasure. I experienced that when my cat died. She waited until I got home from Sundance, and she passed away the second she was in my arms, and I felt her spirit go through my body. But this was different. It was like Elvis was tickling me with a feather.

[From The New York Times]

She dated Scott Weiland? And he took to her to Graceland where she was molested by Elvis’s ghost? And then she dated Jack Nicholson, but only to make her boyfriend jealous? Oooooo….and if Jack really followed her around, telling her that she’s so special, I just lost some respect for Jack.

As for all of projecting our own insecurities on Poor Paz… well, I’m not so sure about that. She is, after all, one of the most busted 26-year-olds most of us has ever seen. Is that projecting? Or is it just truth-telling?

Oh, I found the old photos of Paz and Jack from the 2007 premiere of The Departed. Look how different her face was then!

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  1. brin says:

    That pretty much explains everything….Team Sister!
    Oh and her psychology 101 is a fail….no one wants to be that crazy mess.

  2. Franny says:

    Mascara! Eye liner!!!! Please?

  3. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    I think even in 1965 Jack was too old for a 19 year old. Yuck.

  4. Gossip Owl says:

    She’s only 26?! UGH!! How did this girl become an actress???
    This is the meanest thing I have ever said of anyone but there is no amount of plastic surgery, rehab or psychotherapy that can fix this disaster.
    Compared to her I’d be smoking hot in Hollywood.

  5. merski says:

    it’s SHOCKING what booze and drugs can do to your face in just 4 years. o_0

  6. Schnauzers!!! says:

    She was pretty in the pictures with Jack…

  7. locamochagirl says:

    I can’t believe she’s 26!! What did she have done to herself? Whatever it was, it was a mistake! I literally have been thinking she’s 40!

  8. ElleGin says:

    I am going to get shouted at for this, but I like her haha. I think she is really…weird, but not in a way that annoys me. It’s like she was born weird. Maybe it was all the punching.

  9. Quest says:

    This is one f**ked up chic…I mean she is literally, physically and mentally an fn mess

  10. danni111972 says:

    OMG, what happened to her face between the 1st set of pictures & those that follows. Is that the work of plastic surgery?!? Yikes…she scared me.
    Was once a fresh-faced young woman to a gothic whore!

  11. anait says:

    Her problems with her family are due to the fact that her parents and her sister are Scorpios?
    Now we all know where all our fights with parents, brothers, sisters, husbands and so on… come from: Astrology. I feel better now, I resign myself, I can’t fight against planets…

    “They don’t make them like you anymore.” What does this sentence means? No, please don’t answer. He could be her grandfather…I don’t care if he is Jack Nicholson.

  12. Zoe Boyle says:

    i have the meanest girl-crush on her – although she is a mess. a hot mess…

  13. margaritachum says:

    i’m with brin.
    team sister all the way.

  14. Ann says:

    Isn’t Jack half a CENTURY older than her?

    Grosssssssss …..

  15. Bubbling says:

    Paz tone down the crazy and what I want to know how the hell didn’t that journalist fall on his face laughing at those epic statements?!

  16. MarenGermany says:

    i still have no idea who that girl is, and even though sometimes I would applaude her for not being a typical hollywood-doll I am seriously irritated by her looks.
    please, eyemakeup. just a little.
    her eyes look so …i dont know. just irritating.

  17. Jazz says:

    Jack probably says that to every broad he comes across.

  18. JQ says:

    @Brin, love the “Team Sister!” Yessss!

    And now I cannot stop staring at these photo sets. What the heck happened to her face? She WAS pretty THEN. How she gets work (or boyfriends) at this point is beyond me though. Mess!

  19. Eileen says:

    Jeebus-she’s nuttier than a squirrel turd.

  20. photo jojo says:

    I do not get the allure of this woman. She looks perpetually unclean, she’s clearly on many substances, and frankly I don’t think she’s all that great an actress.

  21. Lady Satan says:

    Wow she was quite pretty before she started jacking her face.

    Can the Botox’d / jacked eyes / over-inflated duck lips craze die now? Please? It’s horrifying to see so many young women ruining their faces.

    As it is 20 years from now there are going to be a lot of fugly, fugly people walking around.

  22. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Paz is the hottest mess around!

    She has good skin, natural breasts, and a decent figure. If not for her unfortunate fake lips, I’d applaud Paz for being true to her odd self.

    She’s fascinating in ‘Boardwalk Empire’, and I can’t wait to see if she can deliver the acting chops to keep her pregnant character interesting!

  23. antisara says:

    No wonder, Paz-ita! That would explain everything! from the “chalupa” face to the bad make-up, to the weird get ups and the tripping hallucinations.

  24. Blue says:

    What the hell happened to her? Yikes. These young women need to stay out of the surgeons office. So young messing with their face. I would never believe this chick is only 2 years older than me

  25. Thea says:

    If she is 26, then her and the 16 yr old that married that actor are sisters of delusion. She is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Her eyes are non existent. Back in the pics with Jack she looked like Rumor Willis. I mean Jesus, she is fail in several ways. Latisse needs to get her to be spokes person for their brand. Get some MAC force field going.

  26. S says:

    I have no idea why I do, but I kind of love her. She’s just as mad as I am.

  27. Kelly says:

    So weird, I saw a hipster girl in the grocery store yesterday who looked EXACTLY like her – just add white horn-rimmed glasses. It looked really peculiar with the totally squared-off bangs.

    That last picture is amazing – everything in the photo is brown, greasy, and smeared. I can’t figure out what’s wrong with her either; drugs? What kind of drugs? (I’m not all that naive – I have done all kinds of drugs myself; however, they never made me look that way. Then again, maybe I didn’t take enough…)

  28. really says:

    Jack liked it TENDER……….jezz.

    Miss Paz de la Huerta is hilarious, she has Elvis all up in her …. ummmmmm.

    Boardwalk Empire is one of my favorite shows, and she delivers a great performance!

  29. original kate says:

    she looks like she reeks of cigarette smoke, BO, bad perfume and lunch meat.

  30. Tiffany says:

    Paz, instead of introducing yourself to your own breasts, please schedule a date with some mascara. PLEASE-your weird dark lipstick only thing weirds me out. Especially smeared all over your face.
    Get thee to the makeup counter for a lesson. I beg you.

  31. bluhare says:

    I think she’s had some kind of jaw work done to minimize her chin, possibly with some fillers in her lower lip.

  32. Anti-icon says:

    I think she’s a total original. She talks like a rebel who has had therapy, and maybe believes some of it…..but she’s still a rebel. I hope she succeeds and doesn’t turn into Lohan.

  33. Why does she look so familiar?? Oh,thats right..I have a few crazy girlfriends of my own.I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again..Sometimes you have to smile,and just look the other way.

  34. Hellen says:

    I wanna see a LInnocent/Paz faceoff. That would be an epic hot mess of explosive crazy.

  35. the original bellaluna says:

    Since my former abuser was a Scorpio, I’ve made it one of my life’s missions to avoid them like the plague. Jussayin’

    Hellen, that would be EPIC.

    But I still think Linnocent looks more busted than Spaz.

  36. maggiegrace says:

    I’m a scorp and a very mild-mannered university professor and dean. But a wild cat between the sheets of course. Paj is as greezy as a whitecastle burger with a side of onion rings.

  37. kieslwoski says:

    Yes Paz is crazy and a mess, seriously what happened to her face?

    But yeah I agree about the Scorpio thing, Scorpios are some of the most manipulative, twisted people around.

  38. Green Is Good says:

    Jack Nicholson is probably grateful he dodged this crazy-@ss bullet.

  39. baby says:

    ay! i’m a scorpio, don’t be hatin :-/

    this girl sounds crazy as hell but i’m not bothered by her. i think she actually looks kinda cute in that top pic. but never having seen the show she’s on, she looks so different in every pic, that i can’t tell what she looks like!

  40. I’m a proud Scorpio.I’ve kept my beast noble,and I soar with the eagle.It is a shame that some cannot.

  41. sapphire says:

    I can’t stand the self-conscious crazy. This one has been done again and again-Edie Sedgewick, Tallulah Bankhead etc. Cut the drugs, booze, plastic surgery, keep your clothes on for one hot minute THEN let’s see if you can act.

  42. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:

    Did anyone else have to shower after reading that?

  43. TQB says:

    @Hellen – YES!

    I like her more after this interview. The last interview she just sounded narcissistic and self-promoting, but here she sounds good old fashioned bananas. And I was used and abused by a Scorpio or two in my time, so I tread with caution.

    The only consistency between the old pics and now is that she clearly has no interest in having a good make up person. She’s just gone from one extreme to the other. But you know, fresh-faced suited her when she was 19, and now smeared-on dark lipstick suits her very well as a hard-used “26.”

  44. Lady D says:

    I learned something new about Scorpio’s. I don’t think I know any, but now I plan on avoiding them.

  45. WaywardGirl says:

    She’s the same age as Mila Kunis. Put those two people side by side and it will blow your mind.

  46. Rio says:

    Why is her face so puffy? Booze? Bad plastic surgery? I know the lips are artificially inflated but what’s going on everywhere else?

    She always looks like her hair smells. Don’t get the appeal at all.

  47. B86 says:

    I think she is beautiful girl. At those pictures with mr.Nicholson- gorgeous. Not using mascara, looking fresh and natural, I think thats what he ment by “they dont make girls like you now”. Hollywood girls are all so makeup, falce lashes, hairextansions, fake busts. She is so beautiful without eyemakeup, and hair looking glam, but natural. Thats what he ment. Glam, makeup, all that but in natural way, that is sexy. Beauty comes from a woman, not from fake lashes, fake tits. Yes she made mistakes, but who doesn’t. Im disapointed, in this latest pic where she stands in profile, it looks like she has cilicones. I don’t know if she has, but if, then bummer. What is all that about? Don’t get it. So many women want proteces… WHY. Its a woman. Any Man should be crazyhappy if he gets one. Small or big, that should be man’s pain, and size doesn’t even mather that great deal…

  48. Camille says:

    Imagine if Paz and Nic Cage hooked up- imagine the crazy! It would be EPIC! They are made for each other. Especially as they are both obsessed with Elvis and she likes her men older. I hope they couple up. It would be hilarious 😆 .

  49. Hakura says:

    I’m with Brin. When I read the title, about her sister punching their mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with Paz… My VERY first thought was…”Well, that explains it, then.

    My insecurities, whatever they may be, are far from anything I’d have to say about Paz. She’s a nut, who’d probably ‘clean up well’, if she had any interest in doing so. Instead, she prefers to perpetually look like that chick who regularly does the ‘walk of shame’ out of the frat house the morning after a rush party.

  50. Cherry Rose says:

    She dated Scott Weiland!?! Lucky bitch.

    I find her refreshing. She’d probably be a fun drinking buddy, at least up until the point that she pukes in your bed then passes out on her own vomit, and starts calling out for Elvis Presley to take her with him to the great beyond or whatnot.

  51. hollywood101 says:

    She was such a cutie in the picture with Jack. Now, she looks greasey. Hard to believe it is the same girl.

  52. Isa says:

    She could clean up a lot better, IMO. She may not be traditionally beautiful but she could look better. She could at least attempt to be clean.

    My little girl doesn’t punch my belly but she sure does jump on it a lot. :-/

  53. unkown caller lol says:

    Don’t know who she is but she is not a hot mess. She is just a mess. FYI Jack Nicholson is known to be a old hound dog.

  54. CCM says:

    That sister must have really given that tummy QUITE a shot.

  55. erichasachs says:

    Oh my god.I find it fascinating that even those of you who bash her actually believe that crap shes saying about her family.SHE IS THE ABUSER. I know her and her sister and she has always been the violent sicko. And for those of you who make the mistake of thinking her breasts are real. you are very very wrong. Shes had over 50,000 dollars worth of work done, but no matter how pretty you make the outside if garbage runs through your veins then garbage is what will come out of your mouth. She should be ashamed of the crap she says but unfortunately shes a schizo psychopath so getting her to care about anyone other then herself would be like teleporting to the moon.

  56. ScorpioSweetie says:

    I’m a scorpio and I find it such a shame that we get such a bad rep. I’m the sweetest, most sensitive person in the world, but if you treat me badly, abuse me, try to manipulate me (any scorpio will see you coming a mile away), backstab me, I will not put up with it. I also soar with the eagle and I just don’t bother with mean or abusive people. I wish them well and move on. I use my intellect and exercise self respect. Some scorpios might be mean, but the same can be said about Arieses, Leos, Sagittariuses, etc. Don’t be hating on Scorpios, we are sweet, we just don’t deal well with BS! My abusers were Fire signs and Libras! Scorpio will be your best, most loyal friend if you treat them decently. If not, you will be the one crying over losing them as they move on to greener pastures!
    I grew up being the youngest one in a family of fire signs and it was very abusive. The only thing I can say is that scorpio does it better, whether it is love… or anything else so for that matter, I would not want to be on another scorpio’s bad side either. We are so deeply loving though! So misunderstood! Not all scorpios are the same! I was also hated by my older sibling, who bit me and beat me when I was a baby. He is a leo. This actress might blame her parents, but don’t blame a small child as she does not know any better. It is the parent’s responsibility and job to teach their kids how to behave and how to deal with emotions. As for the girl, I find it sad that she is the kind that people will abuse and take advantage of. She may think this is how she needs to behave in order to become famous, but she really does not need to. I am pretty sure Jack Nicholson would say those things to many young girls. He is a sleezeball. I saw this girl in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign and I really don’t like it. Do we really want to see another train wreck acting provocatively slutty? I am not buying their underwear anymore! I don’t want to be associated with being a mess and a whore like this. It ain’t that great when people just see you as a lust object to use and discard. It’s much better to be treated well and with kindness. That is the stuff you will remember many years from now.

  57. Missy says:

    Ms. de la Huerta is a beautiful girl and real natural.

  58. jen says:

    She is definitely a hot mess, but I kind of like her too. I love that she beat up that reality star, I wish more people would not put up with the hollywood bullsh-t. Jack though, gross. I guess I shouldn’t expect much from someone who was hanging out with Polanski but seriously, gross. I can’t wait for his generation and older to die off.

  59. Amanda says:

    I find this really amusing, especially some of the comments. Why do you all care so much about how this girls looks? It’s a little bit creepy. And notice how the author of this post chose the worst possible pictures of her… But even still, bad make up and AGEING aside, why are you all calling her ugly?! It’s disgusting.

    Also finding it quite hilarious the amount of people who have commented on this, saying “OMG IMA SCORPIO, HOW DARE SHE?!”

    Get a grip and go and obsess over something that you actually like instead of spouting shallow nonsense about some girl that doesn’t even know who the hell you are.

  60. Amanda says:

    I find this really amusing, especially some of the comments. Why do you all care so much about how this girls looks? It’s a little bit creepy. And notice how the author of this post chose the worst possible pictures of her… But even still, bad make up and AGEING aside, why are you all calling her ugly?! It’s disgusting.
    Also finding it quite hilarious the amount of people who have commented on this, saying “OMG IMA SCORPIO, HOW DARE SHE?!”
    Get a grip and go and obsess over something that you actually like instead of spouting shallow nonsense about some girl that doesn’t even know who the hell you are.