“Serena Williams is in an ill-fitting bikini” links

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Serena Williams in a bikini. Not quite Kelly Brook, but she looks good. [Celebslam]
Marine Sgt. Ray Lewis asks Betty White to be his Marine Corps Ball date. [Dlisted]
Who should Jennifer Lopez date next? Eminem? NO! [LaineyGossip]
Solange Knowles fugs it up in oversized satin khakis. [Go Fug Yourself]
News Corp whistleblower found dead?! [Gawker]
Friends with Benefits should kick the ass of No Strings Attached. [Pajiba]
Damn, ScarJo looks like hell. Again. [Pop Sugar]
OMG, this story is sick and disgusting. [CDAN]
Gwen Stefani‘s casual look is… rather nice. [Evil Beet]
Your vadge has samurais. With swords. [The Frisky]
Whitney Port in a bikini. Her jugs look real to me, so +1. [Yeeeah]
Miley Cyrus‘s new puppy Floyd is adorable. [I’m Not Obsessed]
More Tyler Shields photos of Linnocent. [The Blemish]
Kittehs on deck! God, I love ginger kitties. [OMG Blog]
Ed Westwick‘s furry moobs were on display in the Hamptons too! [Moe Jackson]
More photos of Gaga at Stern, this time with a lace headdress. [A Socialite Life]
Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake on the Today show this morning. [Jezebel]

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  1. MaiGirl says:

    Serena, Sistergirl, why do you do this to me? I support you, and I have no problems with the fact that you are a big, strong, healthy, muscular, athletic girl. Why do you INSIST on wearing ill-fitting five dollar tranny hooker clothes that make you look EVEN BIGGER and more masculine?!? Please, darling, hire yourself a nice, un-ghetto fabulous stylist, and do not make any public appearances until he or she has changed out every single item of clothing you own. God bless.

  2. Embee says:

    Other than a smidge of side boob and the slightest cut to her midsection I don’t see this as being ill fitting. I think we’re just not accustomed to superemely athletic bodies. Pretty woman.

  3. LBeees says:

    She looks good. Aside from wearing a hijab or burka, I’m not sure what exactly you want her to do.

  4. hello says:

    i don’t see this as “ill fitting” AT ALL. GREAT COLOR for her skin tone.

    Her boobs are like the perfect size – not overly big (i.e. kelly brook) and not too small (dame gywn).

    Basically to sum it up – I WANT HER BOOBS!! :p

  5. zesty says:

    Umm, when your bikini bottom is practically disappearing into your skin, it’s time to go one size up. No matter how athletic you are.

  6. Rhiley says:

    I am surprised as all get out that in the post about Gwen’s casual style that it wasn’t mentioned that perhaps she is preggers because the outfit, while it is kind cool in an Annie Hall meets Sally Albright meets Gwen Stefani kind of way, it does give Gwen the illusion of a baby bump.

  7. lucy2 says:

    The bottoms seem a bit small, but not as bad as I expected. I work at the shore, and see many, MANY more ill fitting suits!

  8. Stubbylove says:

    I love her hair here.

  9. Violet says:

    She has really stumpy legs, so no bathing suit in the world is going to look flattering. That said, this bikini is a good choice for her.

  10. RHONYC says:

    @ Violet

    Serena ‘can’ actually look amazing in a swimsuit, so long as it a stylist picks it out for her.

    check out the bottom of this link:

    http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/serena_williams/

    when she did ‘Ebony’ she looked gorgeous! one-piece suits do her more justice. 😉

  11. Ell says:

    I expect she just happy to be on the beach and enjoying her life.

  12. Ellie says:

    She needs to wear a one piece. And the clothes she’s wears are for skinny girls. Not thick, muscular athletic girls. They DO have nice clothes for those sorts of figures.

  13. Violet says:

    @RHONYC

    I had a look at the photo, but it cuts off just beneath her butt, so you can’t see her legs.

    I’m sure that she does have more flattering bathing suits, but the bottom line is that her legs are short in proportion to her body and exceptionally muscular.

    Very few people have perfect bodies — for example, most women Serena’s age struggle with cellulite, which is definitely not an issue with Serena!

  14. BeckyR says:

    She looks just like her father. Too bad.

  15. KLO says:

    Her body looks great. Leave her alone, she’s strong, healthy and fit.

  16. taxi says:

    The bottoms are too tight which makes everyone look too big. The top would look better if the cups were bigger, but she’s only wading(hair is dry)so I guess she doesn’t care. Definitely not dressed for an actual swim, as she’d lose the top.

  17. RHONYC says:

    @ Violet

    cellulite is evil. 🙁

  18. spinner says:

    IMO she is not attractive at all. She looks like a man. UGH!!!

  19. eternalcanadian says:

    Yowzers! Is Serena doing a Kirstie (delusional about size)? If she went up one or even two sizes that swimsuit would fit a lot better. Golly look how it cuts into the skin like squeeeeeeze the skin. Tacky, tacky, tacky! 😮

  20. Violet says:

    @RHONYC – LOL, so true!

  21. Nymeria says:

    Cellulite is part of life. So are wrinkles. They happen.

  22. crtb says:

    I was reading comments on another site where people were just cruel. It seems that if you are not a size 2 , then you are consided unattractive. That is the reason we have so many women who hate their bodies. Beauty comes in all shapes, colors and sizes. Serena looks great! Beautifal breast, firm tight tummy and their are many men who love a big butt and thick thieghs.

  23. Jen34 says:

    I was at our town pool today, and every single mom had a bathing suit that fit her figure type, whether she was in shape or out-of-shape. Nobody’s ass or boobs were stuffed into or hanging out of a too-small suit. Why do we schlubs know how to pick out a flattering bathing suit and famous people (Goop, Serena) with good bodies don’t?

  24. sandy#1 says:

    she looks fine.

  25. sally says:

    This makes me afraid to lift weights…

  26. RobN says:

    Poor cut-offs are fighting for dear life.

  27. antisara says:

    ILL FITTING I-N-D-E-E-D! I don’t feel so bad about my body and not exercising often anymore…she’s supposed to be a tennis diva and she still has cellulite on her top thighs…i have good genes, by golly!

  28. khaveman says:

    The woman is built. I’m sure there are few suits to fit her body type as an athlete. I don’t think this looks bad. I’d kill for her natural, yet amazing abs. Go girl.

  29. alibeebee says:

    whatever! I have a muscular physique and i appreciate how she looks.. she has muscles and she shows strenght. look at her but! people pay to have a but like that i would take her body over some toothpick with a head anyday. GO SERENA!!

  30. Flan says:

    Nothing wrong with her or her bikini (except the color perhaps), glad to see she shows of the strong athletic female body she has

  31. Ashley says:

    You are all jelous, she has the perfect body. Kelly brooks does nothing that is worth 2 pennies day in & day out. Serena is a hard working no nonsense girl who works damn hard every day of the week so she can wear whatever the heck she wants on the beach. I for example have a jelly belly (2 kids) evernthough not over weight but not perfect figure either. I wear a bikini on the beach or by the pool and don’t care who is watching me, you only live once therefore you might as well wear what you like.

  32. Ann says:

    She looks fine. You guys are so negative.

  33. Charlotte says:

    I only see a woman who could totally kick my ass without even getting winded.

  34. Juliesunflower says:

    We can’t all look like Kelly Brookes (envy) but Serena looks nice and very athletic.

  35. Juliesunflower says:

    We can’t all look like Kelly Brook (envy) but Serena looks nice and very athletic. A one piece suit would have been better though for her.

  36. Juliette says:

    To look at her you would not think this girl is a supreme athlete, she has amazing fitness levels and would surely leave me for dead

  37. Elle says:

    She looks disgusting. What makes me sick are the apologizes the folks here made.

    Some certainly need glasses.

  38. eternalcanadian says:

    I’m amazed at the number of people that think wearing a too-small swimsuit that is just plain unflattering is the way to go.

    There’s nothing wrong with Serena’s body, but there’s a whole lot wrong with what she’s wearing. If Serena just went up a couple sizes the top and bottom of the bikini wouldn’t be squeezing her skin out like a sausage and she’d look fine.

    And please, who wears those trampy cut-off denim shorts anymore? We’re not in Texas Serena Daisy Duke. 😛

    Perhaps all those people that said otherwise need to visit their optometrist for a new prescription. 😉

  39. Flan says:

    lol@Elle, are you some kind of fabulous fashion designer who only wants his women to look like clothes hangers?

    ‘Disgusting’, how ridiculous, get over yourself.

  40. Original Bee says:

    That story from CDNA ” Crazy days and nights” about the father and daughter incest made my skin crawl. It’s so disgusting. Unfortunately this kind of thing is actually quite common. I’ve seen at least two tv specials dealing it. In one special a woman who was reunited with the son she gave up for adoption, and started having a sexual relationship with, said when she first saw him she wanted to start lactating. And the need to connect with him in some way was overbearing. Another man became extremely attracted to the sister he never knew. There were also several brothers and sisters profiled. Recently a woman was arrested for having sex with the fourteen year old son she gave up for adoption when they were reunited after he found her on the internet. Needless to say after hearing these stories I’m a little uneasy evertyime I hear about family members who didn’t grow up together reuniting. It’s absolutely horrifying to think about.

  41. KCT says:

    Other than the boobs, she is built like a man and she has a very masculine face. Interesting.

  42. Esmeralda28 says:

    She looks like Mike Tyson with a weave!!! sort of really disturbing!and Mike should ditch the bikinis for while!!

  43. sniff spiff says:

    she is an ugly bitch with 25 cm, wrist thick clitoris