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	<title>Comments on: Jewel has officers waiting for Brad Paisley at Nashville airport</title>
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		<title>By: Brad Paisley Fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad Paisley Fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I can&#039;t believe the ACM awards are on Sunday!  The competition remains tough but Brad Paisley must win Entertainer of Year. Coming off an incredible tour he clearly is the greatest performer of 09&#039;.  Check out ACMvote.com and support Brad in the endeavor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I can&#8217;t believe the ACM awards are on Sunday!  The competition remains tough but Brad Paisley must win Entertainer of Year. Coming off an incredible tour he clearly is the greatest performer of 09&#8242;.  Check out ACMvote.com and support Brad in the endeavor.
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		<title>By: Exiled</title>
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		<dc:creator>Exiled</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride) and she is expecting their 1st child in February.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride) and she is expecting their 1st child in February.
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		<title>By: Blahblahblahblah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blahblahblahblah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t he married?  She needs to noodle someone else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t he married?  She needs to noodle someone else.
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		<title>By: Bobby the K</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobby the K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, but noodling has been used as a term for improvising on guitar for years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but noodling has been used as a term for improvising on guitar for years.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I remember right, you stand in the water with you hands cupped, using your one of your fingers as a lure (wriggling like a noodle as it were) and when the fish goes for it, you grab it and toss it on shore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I remember right, you stand in the water with you hands cupped, using your one of your fingers as a lure (wriggling like a noodle as it were) and when the fish goes for it, you grab it and toss it on shore.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cali: Thanks, my dear. :D And if anyone understands the merits of no sleep, it&#039;s me ...

Dante: I think if someone can actually manage to catch a fish with his bare hands, it should be illegal to make him throw it back. Seriously, that sounds like an art form.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cali: Thanks, my dear. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  And if anyone understands the merits of no sleep, it&#8217;s me &#8230;</p>
<p>Dante: I think if someone can actually manage to catch a fish with his bare hands, it should be illegal to make him throw it back. Seriously, that sounds like an art form.
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		<title>By: california angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>california angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your ususal prophetic nature, now lending to silence, speaks volumes as to your opinion cod zilla. Your comments are constant faves in my book. (If I were a book hehe, sorry no sleep=inability to compose a proper sentence.) 8)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your ususal prophetic nature, now lending to silence, speaks volumes as to your opinion cod zilla. Your comments are constant faves in my book. (If I were a book hehe, sorry no sleep=inability to compose a proper sentence.) <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, &#039;noodling&#039; locally means bare-handed fishing, which actually is illegal, but rarely enforced.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, &#8216;noodling&#8217; locally means bare-handed fishing, which actually is illegal, but rarely enforced.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:roll:</description>
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		<title>By: Samantha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Samantha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brad Paisley is so gosh darn cute, dontcha know! And Jewel is just a peach. I like to see people having a good time and being able to joke around. =) Get her back good Brad!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brad Paisley is so gosh darn cute, dontcha know! And Jewel is just a peach. I like to see people having a good time and being able to joke around. =) Get her back good Brad!
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