Linnocent was wearing $1200 Louboutins while pleading poverty

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As we talked about yesterday, Linnocent was in court yesterday for a progress report on her probation. These are some photos from her entering and exiting the courthouse, which is pretty much her second home at this point. As for what went down at the hearing, guess what? She’s a lazy crackhead who has barely fulfilled any hours on her probation, and she hasn’t even started her mandatory psychological evaluation yet. Regarding that, Linnocent tried to claim poverty – it seems she no longer has insurance from the Screen Actors Guild, because she hasn’t worked as an actress in a legit movie in so long. So, she’s an uninsured crackhead, claiming that she doesn’t have enough money to pay for her court-ordered shrink. She does this while wearing $1200-1500 Louboutin shoes. No joke. She’s so, so dumb.

Anyway, there was this interesting little story from TMZ after Linnocent’s appearance was over. I’ve noticed that lately, it seems like TMZ has stopped buying every single little crack lie from Team Linnocent, and the pro-crackhead propaganda has significantly slowed down. But this one is old school – Team Linnocent thinks that her probation officer is “out to get her”. Because she’s a crackhead martyr.

The probation officer who asked Judge Stephanie Sautner to violate Lindsay Lohan’s probation was called on the carpet by the judge, who said the officer was totally inaccurate and the judge strongly implied the probation officer was unfairly gunning for Lindsay.

The probation officer wanted to violate Lindsay’s probation for 3 reasons, based on the probation report obtained by TMZ.

– Lindsay did not pay $3,900 in fees for her community service. But probation was wrong, because the fees are accrued over a 3 year period, and, as Judge Sautner wrote in the margins of the report, “Probation concedes $3,900 is not currently owed.”

– Lindsay did not return the call of the probation officer. Again, the probation officer was wrong. As Judge Sautner wrote in the margins, “Probation now states [Lindsay] phoned 3 times on 6/15 and left message.”

– Lindsay did not present proof to the Probation Department that she was enrolled in her community service program, the shoplifting program, and the psychological counseling program. Again, the probation officer was off base. The judge wrote, “[Lindsay] was ordered to provide proof to court on 7/21 — not to probation.”

The probation officer has been trying to get several judges to find Lindsay in violation of her probation for a while now and have her thrown in jail, and people connected with Lindsay think the probation officer has an ax to grind.

[From TMZ]

It sounds like Linnocent’s probation officer was just looking to get her bounced on a technicality. Little did he know that Linnocent lives by technicalities, and she’s got this sewn up. Even if she was found “in violation” of her probation – which, let’s face it, is inevitable – the legal system will still do nothing. She’ll be able to get out of it.

By the way, I was wrong yesterday – Linnocent did have her crack tittays out. She just covered them temporarily with the fug vest. AND her lips were freshly inflated. I swear, she gets them done before every court appearance. She’s so… inappropriate.

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  1. Liz says:

    She doesn’t deserve those clothes or those shoes – -oh, the indignity!!

  2. anoneemouse says:

    She looks like she’s back on the drugs again…

  3. Tiffany says:

    She didn’t even bother to wear beautiful Louboutins. Crackie, of course she picks the ugly ones.

  4. theaPie says:

    This is the greatest role of her life.

  5. brin says:

    That takes crack balls to cry poverty while wearing Louboutins!
    Great party, fellow tailgaters….can’t wait for our next crackpotluck!

  6. The Truth Fairy says:

    If you look at the photos of inside the courtroom, HER PUPILS ARE HUGELY DILATED. I think she was drugged out during this appearance.

  7. Laura says:

    That wrap/jacket thing is so heinous looking, and the sad part is I bet that shit cost more than one of my paychecks…

  8. Melissa says:

    I think the lawyer is mime-eating in Picture #1.
    Linnocent’s skin looked crack-a-licious in the footage showed this am on the “Today Show”. What a mess…

  9. bagladey says:

    It’s like this fool just can’t do anything sensible or appropriate. A body-hugging dress is not appropriate for court no matter how long the dress is – and then add 6″ stilettos- just brilliant. And do wear only expensive designer clothing and shoes to every court appointment and then plead poverty. Lindsay wanted the state to offer to pay for private counselling; she and her lawyer are scoundrels looking to scam the system. What’s next? Welfare? Lindsay’s a loser, a rebel without a cause.

  10. Pyewacket says:

    No matter the designer or the price of the items she wears, everything on Lohan looks cheap and of inferior quality, like something Wet Seal wouldn’t even sell.

  11. Lila says:

    I don’t care how much money she spends on clothes, she always looks like a cracked out homeless person. Money doesn’t buy taste, thats for sure.

  12. lolalola says:

    Those shoes are much cheaper at Fredericks of Hollywood.

  13. original kate says:

    “like something Wet Seal wouldn’t even sell.”

    @pyewacket: LMAO. wet seal sells ho clothes, so i’m sure lohan shops there.

  14. skeptical says:

    and again with the saggy jawline? in 2nd and 3rd pic it’s like her lower cheeks are sloooowly sliding off her face. Bad lighting or is something going on?

  15. Boo says:

    CNN had the video of her doing the ho-stroll into court, then they played it again in slow-motion. Her braless (of course) boobs were swingin’ and swayin’ like dung-filled hammocks in a hurricane-how can that not be uncomfortable?

  16. lucy2 says:

    Normally I feel bad for someone who loses their insurance. But not her – she’s thrown it away because she’s a dumb spoiled crackhead.

    How can you cry poor when you live in a big Venice Beach rental and wear designer stuff to court all the time? Dumbass. That’s like sitting on the corner begging for change in a diamond tiara.

  17. Katija says:

    In Linnocent’s defense (words I rarely say), they could be shoes she owned back in the glory days. My friends roll their eyes when I complain about cash and happen to be wearing my Louis Vuitton…despite the fact that it was a gift when I was thirteen that about twenty family members threw down for.

  18. wunderkindt says:

    Those Louboutins are from last year, so she might have lifted them from a Beverly Hills thrift shop.

    In SoCal, she should wear ropes of diamonds to court next time if she wants to plead poverty. The judges there are so stoopid, her jewel wearing would just make them feel even sorrier for her! They’d ask the bailiff to take up a collection for Cracky Lo. Soon the judge would hand over her very own necklace, rings and credit cards.

  19. skeptical says:

    didn’t courtney love sell some of her stuff when she needed cash? i see no reason why linnocent can’t do the same. she’s not better than courtney.

  20. seal team 6 says:

    @skeptical

    Either from coke bloat or too much alcohol.

    And yes,Courtney Love sold off some of her designer things to pay for losing the Twitter defamation lawsuit. Linncoent could do the same thing if she wanted to.

    How embarrassing. Bragging about all her work during house arrest, and all of it non-SAG (which we all knew).

  21. Madisyn says:

    I posted this on the last Blohan post but it seems more appropo here.

    The crying poverty is a joke.

    1. Don’t show up with a personal assistant.
    2. Don’t pull up in an expensive SUV
    3. Even the judge knows Shawn Holley is NOT for the destitute and poor
    4. Don’t show up in $1200 Louboutins
    5. Lips perfectly DUCKED out
    6. Hair freshly bleached
    7. Lives in a $7000 month apartment
    8. Don’t show up in designer clothes
    9. Jesus, don’t wear your stolen jewelry

    Forget the ‘dinners’ out, flying to NY to see mommy, drugs, booze, constant shopping trips, I could go on but you get the gist.

    I forgot one very important one that I didn’t realize yesterday. DON’T SHOW UP WITH A CHAUFFEUR! Elinor may drive Blohan around for drunken nights out till all hours but we all saw poor, poor Elinor walking behind ‘Queen’ Crackhead into the courthouse. (Not to mention Shawn Holley) Now unless the Sheriffs department has a side job of valeting Blohans car, she had to have had a driver.

    Does this twit not think the judge has a TV in her chambers and wasn’t watching this circus? What a maroon!

  22. Kat says:

    I think I speak for everyone (minus innocent, of course), when I say, “Bitch, please!”

  23. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I really think Linnocent believes she is this tragic world wide famous and desirable actress and icon just like Marilyn Monroe…

    Girl is so back on the drugs, she looks dreadful, such a crackie mess, and she doesn’t realise that most of the world who follow her just do to see how far she’s going to f*ck up

    Ladies, thx 4 tailgate party, was much fun & can’t wait to cu all at the next one :)

  24. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “didn’t courtney love sell some of her stuff when she needed cash?”

    exactly what I was thinking. we’ve all seen how much clothing she has, (that pic of her room filled with crap? some with tags still on them?…ugh) and how high-end it is…so, why not have an “auction”? she could probably make several thousand for just a few pieces of clothes, a couple of purses, or a couple pairs of shoes.

    I still say she’s hooking to pay for her lifestyle to which she’s become accustomed.

  25. lucy2 says:

    Praise I totally agree about the hooking. And it’s all paid in cash/coke/whatever, so on paper she’s probably totally broke. Now that I think about it, I’d love to know who’s paying her rent. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it traced back to some sketchy wealthy guy, or TMZ or Radar.

  26. Swan Hakka says:

    When will the IRS start sniffing around Lindsay? She has to be paying for her luxuries somehow. High-priced lawyers, cars, apartments, clothes, jewelry, clubs…how can an unemployed actress pay for all these things?

  27. Boromir's bytch says:

    Ms. Holley’s sporting some sweet Lou’s too.

  28. arock says:

    how is she continuing to pay for everyday living expenses? (minus crack, of course)
    it seems that she has an endless well of cash for extraneous bills. and rehab aint cheap, especially the ones she checked into. how is miss dina managing to keep her wig above water?

  29. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “I’d love to know who’s paying her rent.”

    you’re not the only one. that is, IF it’s actually being paid.

    I could see her having defaulted on her rent for a few months. in my state, tenant rights are WAY stronger than landlord rights, and it’s REALLY hard to evict someone. if it’s like that in CA, she could go for probably a full year, not paying rent, before she was actually kicked out. the actual eviction proceedings might start after only a month or so, but the whole process takes a LONG time.

    either that or she’s “servicing” her landlord, too.

  30. Firecracker says:

    I second that, Kat (Bitch, please!)

  31. CooCooCatchoo says:

    Just another example that LL has not, does not and will never take her situation seriously. No work for a year, yet she somehow couldn’t find the time to do her court- mandated community service? She is a self-indulgent, entitled little snot. She probably could have found a way to knock some of it out via phone or Internet during her house arrest.
    She needs to be tossed in prison without any special treatment. I’m sick of these judges who refuse to give her real punishment.
    This girl is either clueless or delusional. Showing up in Louboutins while pleading poverty. Time to have a yard sale or sell some stuff online if you’re having trouble making ends meet, You know – like the rest of us. Why do I get the impression that she’s gonna end up dead in a crackhouse eventually? She’s not a responsible person, and she’s not taking her sobrity seriously, either.

  32. Innocent says:

    @bagladey
    No i think she just doesn’t want to attend the mandatory therapy and was delaying it for as long as she could.

    @CooCooCatchoo
    She was banned from doing any community service at all during house arrest.

  33. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @skeptical and seal team 6- Yeah, I mentioned Courtney Love on the other thread. I mean, if there are people out there willing to pay for something Courtney Love has worn or even touched, then seriously, there is a niche for this crackhead.

    @Swan Hakka- Yes, I would love to see the IRS go over her finances for her. They don’t mess around. Maybe then this idiot would go to jail for more than a few hours or days. Although, knowing her she’d wiggle out of it somehow (with her tongue), oops, excuse me, did I say that out loud?

  34. Thea says:

    Alot of her clothes, shoes are given to her by designers. But…I suggest we put her in jail where she can receive not only counseling but possibly have enough time to focus on a new career. This poor thing is so past redemption that unfortunately the only way I see her sobering up is when she dies. And that is really horrible. Then her parents will jump on the lets sue everyone and make more money off the poor girl. I really just have pity for her anymore. She has passed being funny. She is so desperate and pathetic.

  35. Thea says:

    Who is Mr. McStudley in the fitted suit and tie?????????????

  36. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Innocent- I know Lindsay is a huge Marilyn Monroe fan. Just let your daughter know that MM was in deep psychotherapy for most of her adult life. She’ll be on that therapist’s couch in no time.

    Oh, but the therapist’s couch isn’t like the casting couch, totally different set of rules. Pass it on.

  37. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Innocent, u missed our fab party y’day!! The cracktinis were esp good! But sure you’ll be sharing the real crack with Linnocent as we speak! U must be so proud that your daughter once a promising actor is now hooking 4 a living to pay for all her drugs!

  38. seal team 6 says:

    @Innocent

    Dina –

    Your daughter had enough time between her CRIMINAL CONVICTION and her house party to bang out a huge portion of her CS. She preferred, however, to act like Jim Morrison and try to stuff as much alcohol, drugs, and s@x into her body before she turned herself in. People work FULL-TIME jobs and care for a family and still do major amounts of CS.

    Dina, you and your daughter and her hangers-on are soooooo psyched that Lindsay is “beating the system,” but she isn’t. Her career is gone, her looks are gone, her money is gone, her SAG insurance is gone, and soon she will be gone. She is almost positively hooking to pay her bills. You can rationalize what she’s doing however you want, but that’s what she’s doing. And, you are encouraging Ali to follow in her footsteps. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

    Your daughter will die. Do you get this?

    You should be ashamed of yourself. But you aren’t.

  39. DethHammer says:

    Wait, I’m confused. Is the poster named Innocent actually Dina Lohan, Linday’s mother?!

  40. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Dethhammer, that is the popular theory, most likely to be Dina (IMO the comments are too controlled/stable to be Michael) or possibly a Lohan sibling or finally a crazy stalker…

    But all bets on Dina, as Innocent is mysteriously absent when Linnocent is in court etc! Hope that helps!

  41. Innocent says:

    @DethHammer
    No i’m just a Lindsay fan that has been since the beginning and accepts that everyone makes mistakes.

  42. Madisyn says:

    *Waving* @ Ruby Red and @ Miss Diagnosed, great tailgate. . .as usual. Not as hungover today as I have been in the past. Since I was late to the party, I didn’t imbibe like a “Lohan”. (I swear, I’m going to petetion Webster’s to make “Lohan” a verb instead of a proper name. Ha, I made a funny, ‘proper name’, now thats an oxymoron when it comes to the word ‘Lohan’) I bet @ bellaluna’s feelin it today, God love her. Where is @ bellaluna today, I can’t find her?

    @ Thea “Alot of her clothes, shoes are given to her by designers”. I concur with that statement but the problem is the jewelry from numeorus photoshoots/interviews was not given to her. She outright stole it or as Blohan would say, ‘borrowed it’.

    @ Ruby Red “U must be so proud that your daughter once a promising actor is now hooking 4 a living to pay for all her drugs”! AND DINA’S DRUGS!

    @ DethHammer, I can’t speak for all posters, but a good number us think she is. Or Ali. Or a sycophant.

    EDIT: I just posted my comment and see @ Ruby Red posted the same comment to @ DethHammer. You know, this isn’t the first time @ Innocent has been absent during the Red Carpet Crack Hustle Courthouse appearance. If I remember correctly, the last time Dina was in town and in court with her, we had a great crack tailgate and @ Innocent was no where to be found then. Dina is not in town that we know of, so they just celebrated snorting lines and doing shots over the phone, kinda like phone sex except drinking and drugging. Great minds Ruby Red.

  43. Firecracker says:

    I think Innocent is Nicole from TMZ. The assistant. Am I right, Innocent?

  44. skilo says:

    When the judge ordered Lindsay to do her community service at the TDWS she hoped Lindsay would benefit from seeing the real hardships those women face, and see how lucky she is, so maybe she’d get her act together. Meanwhile Lindsay has the balls to claim poverty living the lifestyle she’s living. Obviously real poverty and hardship like being homeless and losing pretty much everything just so you can escape with your life, only to have to try and start from scratch to build a life for yourself, is lost on someone so unbelievably narcissistic.

  45. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Boo – OMG, I will never be able to look at Blohan again without picturing your description of her boobs! I laughed so hard I scared both cats, the baby, and sent hubs running to see WTH was so funny. Thanks for that! :D

    @ DethHammer – Some of us regulars believe @ Innocent is Dina aka White Oprah.

  46. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – *jumps and down* Here I am! I tried to catch you on LeAnn’s post, I think. I’m late to the game, as I got up late and today is cleaning & errand day.

  47. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Innocent – Yes, it’s true that your daughter couldn’t do her community service during house arrest. But what has she been doing since being released from house arrest? Wasn’t she released something like, oh, I don’t know…19 or 20 days ago? And yet she’s found time to party and be pap’d (on the ground, yet again) outside clubs. How proud you must be!

    To everyone else: Remember how Innocent disappeared when Blohan got her new “PR” person? I’ve mentioned previously said PR person must have quit or been fired, because Innocent is back. And Innocent has been noticeably absent from the last 2 or 3 crack tailgates now, if I’m not mistaken.

  48. Madisyn says:

    @ Skilo, well said. I forgot the judge sentenced her to that particular CS just to see “how the other half lives”. Very well said.

    @ bellaluna, errands and cleaning? Or, resting and hangover? Just kidding. Her ‘publicist’ did confirm the story about Blohan having to appear just 2 days ago so I don’t if he quit just yet. I’m sure he’s thinking about it. I posted here, then went to the Rimes site looking for you, and wha la, found ya. What is up on the Rimes post with us being “cliquee” on one post and “nasty” on another. Whaaaa happened?

    You know, I was in a clique in HS, it was the rocker/stoner crowd. Didn’t smoke dope but loved the music. Loved the long haired guys. Keep in mind in was the mid 80′s. Although I was popular in HS, I believe it was because I was friends with EVERYONE. The jocks, socials, nerds, geeks, mods, new wavers (it was the 80′s) and everyone else who didn’t fit into a specific clique. I don’t think were excluding anyone, do you?

    I not ashamed to “wave” at you and the girls. Period.

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Yeah, I graduated in ’88 – I kinda loved the Mods and Ska, but I hung out with EVERYONE. No, I don’t think we’re excluding anyone. I think just maybe some newer folks who aren’t used to us maybe don’t “get” our little bond. We’ve been commenting together a long time now, but no one is un-welcome!

    I really do believe that Linnocent is hooking to keep her lifestyle. There is always a “whoring herself out” vibe – either to the pap’s, unknown mags or bands, or to men/women in some way. I doubt at this point she knows any other way.

    If she wasn’t so dis-likable and darn entertaining, I might ALMOST feel sorry for her. But, alas…

  50. crazycatlady says:

    She can afford pumping her lips every 3 mos and $1200 shoes, but she can’t afford a bra? And shrink visits are what, about $100 bucks a pop? Please.

    Her whole speech she gave Jay Leno a couple of months back was of course just a bunch of scripted B.S. She continues to prove herself to be delusionally self-important.

  51. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, what is ‘ska’?

    I too believe she’s whoring herself to the highest (pun intended) bidder because there is no other way to make the mucho bucks that support that lifestyle. SOMEONE is paying that rent, just for openers. (Yes, I play poker) The ‘photoshoots’, ‘interviews’, ‘pap shots’ (and not even TMZ at this time, just RADAR) and residuals of her half dozen films are not making that much bank. If it is, she needs to write a book, I’d be the first in line to buy it.

  52. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Stuff like The Specials, Madness, English Beat, Modern English, that kind of stuff. Kind of a third wave ska meets nu-wave thing.

    We are in agreement – she’s pimping herself out to someone, and they are paying dearly for our little cracken. I’d buy her book, but only if it’s sold in “Fiction” – you know she can’t tell the truth to save her life!

  53. Seal Team 6 says:

    Answering for The Original B:

    Ska is a genre of music, the best well-known band of said genre is No Doubt, although their later material really got away from Ska. It is basically a mixture of Jazz, R & B, and Calypso. It became pretty popular here in the late 80′s and 90′s.

    Oh, someone just told me to tell you it’s been artound for like 50+ years, and started in the Caribbean.

  54. Boo says:

    I agree with Firecracker that Innocent = Nicole from TMZ. The sentence structure, tone, and content is consistent.

  55. skeptical says:

    lookie what our linnocent posted

    http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/49115

    going to big resorts is just what a broke person would do :)

    and don’t forget surfing
    lindsaylohan Surf! http://say.ly/ejIwij
    2 minutes ago via WhoSay

    sorry… i should leave linnocent alone

  56. Kim says:

    She has PLENTY of stuff she could sell to come up with the money. She is just a basket case & always will be.

  57. arock says:

    @madisyn- pietasters, op ivy, street light manifesto, rancid, the toasters, the specials.
    its amazing. you call the dance “skanking” . please to mention blowhan in the same breath as this…

  58. Cherry Rose says:

    Let’s not be too hard on Linnocent you guys. After all, if I was a therapist who had Lindsay as a client, you can bet I’d be charging her way more than others, not just because she has money, but because I’d need that money to pay for therapy for myself after talking to Lindsay for one hour a week.

  59. Madisyn says:

    @ arock, don’t know any of those bands, you must be much younger. Again, I was/am a rock chick. Have you popped on over to the ‘Rimes’ post, were all over there. You’ll find it amusing. We’re being called “exclusive”, “cliquee”, and “nasty”. Go back and read the posts.

    Don’t you f*ckin love it!

    @ Cherry Rose, you got that right, girl!

  60. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn and @bellaluna- Hi ladies! So much fun yesterday!

    I spent the day with my 9 year old niece and it was a blast, so I’m catching up on the comments. My sister in law has a painting of what looks like a Tyler Shields-esque Lindsay on her bedroom wall. I asked my niece why her mum had Lindsay hanging in her room, and my niece said haughtily, “Lindsay is a LOSER, Minnie! We would never have her picture in our house!”

    Ah, out of the mouths of babes.

  61. Hakura says:

    Besides being way too long (even in those pointy open-toed-sky-high heels), that dress looks totally uncomfortable… Any clothing you have to stretch like a bungee cord just to walk in is just ridiculous.

    God, if I could get her in the beauty chair for *1* day… There should be a reality show like that. Aspiring makeup artists/hair stylists compete to win first prize… Not only a spot working for a prestigious salon, but complete descretion giving Lindsay a makeover.

    Hair, makeup, nails, shoes, HAIR (it bears repeating), clothing, jewelry (preferably without the price tag & security strip still hanging from it).

  62. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed, you said it first (out of the mouths of babes) girl. Nuff said.

    After reading these comments, pop on over to the LeAnn Rimes comments, you’ll love it. We were called “cliquee” and “nasty”. Oh that means you too. You might not have been here for the crime, but your here by assocation. Joking. Read for yourself and draw your own conclusions.

  63. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- “Cliquee AND Nasty” you say? Fabulous! I actually take that as a compliment, just like when someone calls me a b*tch! Own it and work it girls.

    In the immortal words of Lindsay’s enablers/stalkers/family, they’re all just JEALOUS OF US!

  64. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed & Madisyn – I thought we were nice! We invite people over to tail gate and everything! (But not to the tree-house.) ;)

    And since when is *waving* mean? (I mean, unless it’s the one-fingered salute. Which we don’t do.)

  65. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @bellaluna and @Madisyn-

    That’s why I started posting on this site, because I thought it was COOL how you gals were so tight with each other. How you backed each other up. I certainly wouldn’t take the whining of some newbies, heck I still consider myself a newbie, seriously. If they don’t like what they read, or if the comment’s not directed at them, skip over it. That’s what I do.

    Have a great night ladies!

  66. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed – Thanks! Your niece is sure right on the money. Smart, that little girl. Welcome to our “clique.”

    @ Seal Team 6 – Thanks. I was stuck in mod jail, so it took awhile for my answer to post. Yeah, ska’s been around for awhile, mixing sounds & genres.

  67. Marianne says:

    She hasn’t worked in awhile, so it is probably likey that she doesn’t have s steady income, but if this is true, then why shop all the time, or go vacationing all the time? If I were the judge, I would be like “Sell your shoes then!”. She gets no sympathy from me. And when has it been ok, to go braless in court?

  68. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – LoL. Yup. I always love your Linnocent posts. They’re always so informative and fun!

    @Marianne – Everytime Lindsay goes to court, she is always dressed inappropiately. Girl thinks going to court is her own model runway.

  69. Cherry Rose says:

    Also, I will have to join you ladies on the next Crackgate party. I have a great recipe for Ganja Balls that you all simply must try.

  70. Madisyn says:

    Mornin all

    @ Cherry Rose, can you imagine the look on the face of the therapist who ‘draws the short straw’? Thanks for the compliment on my comments, thats sweet. I always try to clever and witty, doesn’t always happen, but I try. Have you popped on over the the LeAnn Whines post? You missed a good one yesterday. We got called out for being ‘cliquee’ and ‘nasty’. Loves it. I’ve decided to embrace it as oppossed to getting offended and begging them to join in.

    @ Marianne, as far as I can recall, Blohan has NEVER worn a bra to court yet. Ever. Isn’t that disgusting?

    @ Kat “Bitch, please” Nuff said.

  71. Lucky Charm says:

    RIP Amy Winehouse. Lindsay, please wake up and take notice what happens when you lead a cracked out life.

  72. the original bellaluna says:

    Wondering how much longer Linnocent has until it takes the ultimate toll on her? Amy was 27; Blohan’s 25…

  73. seal team 6 says:

    Lucky –

    My second thought after hearing about Amy Winehouse was that Lindsay needs to sit up and take notice that Winehouse has joined the “27 Club.” Or, Dina and Michael need to.

    Hear that, Innocent?

  74. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- Sorry about last night. I was stuck in mod jail for some reason, so we couldn’t chat. Very frustrating. Hope you read my messages.

    Just woke up, and heard the news that Amy died. Shocked and sad. She had talent and balls, but she blew it. Sorry to be blunt. I do hope Lindsay wakes up. She could be next.

    @seal team 6- The “27Club” is exactly what I thought of when I heard that she died. So young. What a waste of a life and talent. RIP Amy

  75. Aqua says:

    Off Topic- As a parent myself this is something that no parent wants to hear or go through.It truly is ones worst nightmare,to have your child go before you do.No matter what the circumstances may be surrounding their death it’s not the way it’s suppose to be.My heart felt sympathy goes out to her family and friends.

  76. Madisyn says:

    @ Seal Team, my second thought too was Blohan! Not surprised, but tragic nonetheless. As far as Dina or Michael paying attention, in my opinion its a mute point. Blohan and only Blohan can straighten her life out at this point. She’s too old and insolent to take heed from her parents, as we know, they’ve both tried.

    @ Miss Diagnosed, no worries, it was time for me to turn in anyway. I know how the jail sentence keeps you tied up forever, especially on the weekends when, presumably they have less staff to go over the comments.

  77. the original bellaluna says:

    And of course, today Linnocent is partying in Dana Point.

  78. Lucky Charm says:

    Just my opinion, but, I think the explanation for the “27 Club” is: young talent reaches success early, because of immaturity can’t adequately handle it, immense pressure to remain the “newest, hottest thing” & no strong support system, drug & alcohol abuse to try and cope with the downsides they were never prepared for, and as they get closer to 30, that magic age where we are supposed to be all grown up & life worked out, it hits them that they aren’t where “they’re supposed to be” yet. It seems like most musicians reach success at 22/23 years old. That is still really young and most haven’t matured yet. Combine that with all the other factors I noted above, mix it all together, and you have a recipe for disaster.

  79. OhMyMy says:

    @skeptical: Well now we know what’s behind the tweets of Surf! and the pic of the resort.

    Apparently Lindsay went to some celebrity beach surf event yesterday.

    I hope the homeless ladies at the women’s center understood why they had to fend for themselves another day. Obviously Lilo’s surf lessons take priority.

    What part of “get your act together on your CS” does she not understand?

    RIP Amy Winehouse you were epically troubled but just as talented.

  80. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Lucky Charm – Agreed.

  81. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @bellaluna-

    Thanks for the invite to your “clique” or as @Madisyn called it, the “crack clique”. I humbly accept.

    Yeah, my niece is one smart cookie. If anyone could get through to Lindsay it would be her. Especially when it comes to her horrible appearance. I have red hair, and I once chopped it off myself and dyed it blonde. I thought I looked great (ha!). No one wanted to tell me otherwise, but she sat me down and said, “You look like crap! Don’t come to my school, I will die of embarrassment if any of my friends see you.” I went to the salon the next day and got my hair fixed. Like I said, out of the mouths of babes. She’s only 9, but she’s a little spitfire.

    @Madisyn- I’m going to be off the boards for a while. Amy dying has messed me up. I need to take a breather. Wonder why there’s no story on here? I’ll check in later. Have a good day ladies!

  82. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Rita- Sorry sweetie, I believe it was you that coined the term “crack clique”. I like to give credit where credit is due, especially where new and fabulous terms are concerned.

    Sorry about the confusion. There’s so many amazing terms and comments, it’s hard to keep up. Talk to you all later.

  83. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed, it was definetly @ Rita’s awesome term, I just ‘borrowed’ it, like Blohan ‘borrows’ gems from jewelry stores and photoshoots. Sorry your feeling blue about Winehouse, its a shame really. I know you won’t see this for awhile, but the message will be here when you get back and feel better. FEEL BETTER, thats an order from the ‘Nasty Crack Clique’.

    @ OhMyMy, on the RADAR story, it said and I quote, “Lindsay was the STAR attraction at the Oakley Learn to Ride Surf Fueled By Muscle Milk event on the sand an hour south of L.A. in Dana Point, Calif.”

    Now stop laughing, if you don’t, I won’t. Who were the other ‘celebrities’?. Any ho from the “Rock of Love Bus”?, some random from the third season of “The Real World”?, the fifth twit eliminated from the “Bachelor” season six?, Jon Gosselin? I mean, honestly, you can’t go much lower than a “Lohan”.

    On a more serious note, the judge was crystal in regards to Blohan doing her CS. Now I don’t begrudge anyone their weekend, even Blohan (I know, she does nothing during the week either) but she could have gone Thursday after court or even yesterday. But didn’t, again. Quite frankly, I love it, keep effing up Blohan, I’m counting you. I need more crack tailgates.

    EDIT: Dayum, I’ve been out of MOD jail for a week and now I’m back in. For what? @ bellaluna, could you now pass me a cracktini through the bars? We have to finish up that booze left over from Thursday’s tailgate.

  84. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn – SHHH! Don’t use the word “crystal” around a Blohan! :D *passes cracktini through bars from adjoining cell*

  85. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, thanks for the drink. I need it today. I just left you a message on the LeAnn Whines post, obviously you saw my message here, so disregard.

    What did you think about Blohan being the STAR at that surf b.s. crap? I can’t stop laughing, I hope they reveal who the other ‘celebrities’ are. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that Blohan was the ONLY star there. Again, see my examples above.

    Would you like a cracktail? We need to polish off that booze, waste not, want not.

  86. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- Okay, I checked in to see if they posted a story about Amy, so I left you a thanks regarding your above FEEL BETTER order on there. Thanks, I’m trying to. Still sad and messed up so I’ll just keep checking in occasionally throughout the rest of the day.

    Read the story about Lindsay at the beach. Hahahaha! That did cheer me up a bit. What’s next? Auto show model? QVC Spokesperson? Dog/Cat Show Judge? The possibilities are endless with her STAR power.

  87. Lucky Charm says:

    @ Bellaluna, it just makes the most sense to me, even though they’re senseless situations.

    I’ve been in and out of mod jail lately, some posts show up & some disappear. If you see this, I’ll make some blow hawaiian’s and heat up some methballs and crack patties.

  88. Madisyn says:

    @ Miss Diagnosed

    “What’s next? Auto show model? QVC Spokesperson? Dog/Cat Show Judge? The possibilities are endless with her STAR power”.

    Absolutely a brilliant summation of her future prospects. Sums it up quite beautifully. And Accurately.

    The only thing she could sell on QVC is crack pipes and I’m not sure the market she would target have credit cards.

    As far as checking back, were here. Again, cheer up, have a cracktini, I am.

  89. DethHammer says:

    Ok, I’m actually a bit scared now if Innocent really is Dina or a member of the Lohan family.

    I just pray that Dina isn’t friends with members of JLo’s or Gaga’s families, because JLo will place curses on us by sacrificing chickens and performing black magic against us (she practices the dark part of Santeria), and Gaga will put hits out against us (her parents were/are corporate telecom bigwigs and a singer/songwriter named Lina Morgana, whom Gaga worked with and co-wrote songs with, died under mysterious circumstances right when The Fame was released)!

    Does that mean I will put my tail between my legs and start saying nice things about celebs! NOT BLOODY LIKELY!! :-D

  90. Louisa says:

    $1200-1500??

    I need to see a better version of those shoes as I think they look absolutely tacky, not worth their exorbitant price.

  91. Madisyn says:

    @ Louisa, AMEN! I myself am wondering were they a gift, did she buy them or are they stolen. Stolen is good possibility when talking about Blohan. If bought legit, I’d like to see a receipt.

    I’m just waiting for this twit to start tweeting about Amy Winehouse, you know its coming, just wait. When it happens, I’m going to go with the tried and true “I told you so”. Blohan has to get her name in the news somehow. A little blurb on RADAR on hows she at some budget Muscle Milk bull sh!t, is simply not going to cut it.

  92. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – Sadly, you are true. Except Lindsay thinks she’s invincible and that will never happen to her. And if it does, then obviously the whole world will tune and hold great candle light vigils, all just for her! Something that would rival Michael Jackson’s attention after his death, I’m sure. Because in Lindsay’s mind, she’s as big of a star as him.

    I almost hope Lindsay doesn’t die and instead just fades from obsucrity, as we’d get nonstop interviews with Dina and Michael, blaming everyone else for Lindsay’s problems and that they tried everything to help their poor little girl.

  93. Madisyn says:

    @ Cherry Rose, as far as the invincibility, your correct, when I was 25, I thought the same thing. Most 25 year olds do. Please, please go over to the Rimes post. The last couple of posts. Although we should keep our posts on the individual the article is about, its all askew. Were Blohaning on Rimes posts and Rimesing on Blohan posts, very confusing I know. The ‘clique’ and ‘nasty’ crap on the Rimes posts through us all for a loop. I’m requesting you pop on over because, like you, I’ve already addressed the issue you speak of on the Rimes post.

    “The I hope she doesn’t die. . . ” is exactly what I posted on the Rimes post. You posted your comments at 10:46 pm CB time and I posted mine at 9:09 pm CB time. Great minds think alike. I know your wondering why a few of us are talking about Blohan on a Rimes post, but if you go back a couple of posts, you’ll see why. Hard to explain. Please, if your not busy, do check it out, and post back here. I’m curious on your thoughts.

    Blohan is a survivor, like a cockroach during armegeddon.

    Sadly if Blohan does go the way of Winehouse, she will NOT be remember like Michael Jackson, she will be remembered as an addict who everyone and their mother told “to get help”.

  94. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- “Miss D, I never meant to imply you wanted Blohan dead. I was just stating MY opinion.”

    I’m not making much sense tonight. I know you weren’t implying anything. When I said “insinuating that perhaps I’d like Lindsay to be next”, I meant me. And when I said, “Thanks for pointing that out to me.” I actually meant that. I’m just really angry and upset tonight and I’m lashing out at an easy target, Lindsay, not you.

    Have a good evening everyone.

  95. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – I posted on the Leann thread, and also posted why Leann had more reason to leave the tweet about Amy than Lindsay does.

    As I stated on the other post, people want to be associated with a celebrity who’s passed that was beloved. It draws them more attention, though I find it cruel to use someone’s death as a means to garner more attention to oneself.

    However, Lindsay has done this, namely with Heath Ledger, trying to get people to believe that they were more than friends. The extent of her relationship is murky though.

  96. Madisyn says:

    Miss D, Angel I don’t think you were lashing out at me. I know your upset. I’m not mad, I’m upset that your upset. Don’t you go pulling an @ Cherry Rose mentioning ‘suicide”, I’ll kick YOUR f*cking ass, just like I’ll kick hers. I’m 5’11 and 210 lbs., so don’t mess with me. I’m going to tell you what I told Cherry Rose, PROBLEMS ARE TEMPORARY, DEATH IS FOREVER!.

    Bottom line, Winehouse is to Miss Diagnosed, what Elvis was to my mother, and say what Jon Bon Jovi is to me. Yes its incredibly sad, but nothing to die over.

    Write me back, both of you, so I know your OK!

  97. Madisyn says:

    I signed off on the Rimes post, now I’m signing off here, till tomorrow.

    Cherry Rose, please check in tomorrow, so I kmow your OK, please..

    God bless and goodnight.

  98. Trashaddict says:

    I just wonder how Shawn Holley puts up with her. I wouldn’t last a week before I would tell her to take her white crackass out of town.

  99. loopygorilla says:

    Boo:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 11:25 am

    LOL that is so funny, love your description.

  100. Hakura says:

    @Lucky Charm“RIP Amy Winehouse. Lindsay, please wake up and take notice what happens when you lead a cracked out life.”

    Reading your comment was the first I heard of Amy Winehouse’s death. =( I hadn’t been back to the main page yet. It’d be great if Lindsay would take this as a wake-up call, seeing someone with so much in common with her, lose her life before 30.

    Sadly, I’m not holding my breath. Just like Amy, Lindsay has already been in & out of rehab (more than once) to no avail, obviously not ready to fight the addiction, & confront what emotionally causes them to find an escape. (Rehab is totally pointless when someone is forced. A complete waste of time to sentence them to it.)

  101. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Madisyn – Yup, we are tall, big birds of a feather, so we are! And yes, I can totally see Linnocent being “paid” for appearances at car shows and those pathetic Vegas “pool parties” like sad HM and Heffner’s ex’s (pretty much all of them, I think). I’m sure she was touted as “the star” because she was the only one there with name recongition. No matter how notorious, mind you.

    I hope everyone is feeling just a little bit better today. Have your cry, let it out, and release it. There’s really nothing else to be done for it now.

  102. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna, mornin

    “Notorious” sums it up, doesn’t it! Big birds of a feather. . . explains why were on the same page 99% of the time. You know when your the “star” at a Muscle Milk function, that oscar she do desperately craves is just a movie role away.

    @ Hakura, ITA, forcing rehab on Blohan is pointless and useless. I and most posters all say the same thing: Blohan will only get clean if she wants to. And apparently she doesn’t. You can only preach so much. Everyone and their mother have told her to clean up her act, yet she will not. She’s defiant like that. I think most have just given up on her. We know the movie industry has.

  103. Miss Diagnosed says:

    @Madisyn- Hey, had a really rough night. Dreamt of Amy and how I could of saved her. Stupid I know, as I did not personally know her. My eldest niece went through drug/alcohol addiction and she’s so happy now and doing well in her life, and I just wish Amy could have had that.

    I’m going to spend the day with her sister, my little spitfire 9 year old niece that I’ve mentioned before. She’ll cheer me up. I don’t feel suicidal, although suicidal thoughts are something I live with on a daily basis due to my illness. But I’m stable, I’m just really depressed. I’m okay though. Don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything stupid, I promise. I just need to ride the wave and let this pass. Thanks for your message.

    If I’m not on the boards for awhile, don’t worry. I’m cool. I’ll pop back in from time to time. When I’m upset, I just need to be alone and away from people.

    Talk to you all later. Have a great day ladies.

  104. DethHammer says:

    @Miss Diagnosed, please know that you are not alone with battling depression. I have unipolar depression and have felt suicidal many times (and attempted twice) *hugs you tight*

  105. Twinkle says:

    From Innocent to @DethHammer
    “No i’m just a Lindsay fan that has been since the beginning and accepts that everyone makes mistakes.”
    I too accept that everyone makes mistakes. We’re human, it happens to the best of us and is how we learn to NOT make the same mistake again and again and again!!! Lindsay is an idiot. She doesn’t make mistakes….she makes the same poor choices again and again and again…big difference. A mistake is an accident, something that happens and in turn learn from. If you choose not to learn form them then you’re just making poor choices without ever looking at them to correct them.
    Lindsay….god, i just wish she’d go away. Too bad her and Amy Whinehouse couldn’t have switched places this weekend.
    Amy was a tortured soul who wasn’t out being a famewhore with her crack shenanigans. She died alone in her bed…that should tell you how sad and dark her world was. Lindsay will die in a crack den with tons of ppl around her, trying to be the life of the party. Fucking loser.
    Fuck, I don’t know which one is worse; both are tragic. I just can’t feel sorry for Lindsay the way I do for Amy.
    RIP Amy.

  106. Meanchick says:

    I think her probation is doing what the courts should have done and that is send little cracky-tales to jail! What exactly is she so entitled for?

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