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	<title>Comments on: Someone&#8217;s Been Hover Pissing at The View, Could it be Gisele?</title>
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		<title>By: Patti</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patti</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They've done studies that a public toilet seat is usually cleaner than most other surfaces (your desk at work being the germiest).  Public toilets are disenfected every day.  Most people don't even clean their home toilets that much.  They say it is very unlikely to get a disease from a toilet seat.  If I were Sarah I'd find a new doctor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They&#8217;ve done studies that a public toilet seat is usually cleaner than most other surfaces (your desk at work being the germiest).  Public toilets are disenfected every day.  Most people don&#8217;t even clean their home toilets that much.  They say it is very unlikely to get a disease from a toilet seat.  If I were Sarah I&#8217;d find a new doctor.
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		<title>By: chi</title>
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		<dc:creator>chi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wouldn't you rather hover and then politely clean up anything you left on the seat, or would you rather subject yourself to a stranger's butt germs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wouldn&#8217;t you rather hover and then politely clean up anything you left on the seat, or would you rather subject yourself to a stranger&#8217;s butt germs?
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		<title>By: pinkdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>pinkdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pissing on the toilet seat and leaving it there is just disgusting..i cant believe even women do this it's gross..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pissing on the toilet seat and leaving it there is just disgusting..i cant believe even women do this it&#8217;s gross..
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		<title>By: jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 17:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is funny but they have done so many tests and they all turn out the the toilet seat is unusually clean. think about it...if you do sit its really your upper thighs that touch it. this is why a lot of places (such as target) dont supply toilet seat covers anymore because they are an unnecessary expense. hovering drives me crazy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is funny but they have done so many tests and they all turn out the the toilet seat is unusually clean. think about it&#8230;if you do sit its really your upper thighs that touch it. this is why a lot of places (such as target) dont supply toilet seat covers anymore because they are an unnecessary expense. hovering drives me crazy!
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		<title>By: Celebitchy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Celebitchy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Louise, wow I did not know that about hover pissing. I guess I can jump to the unfounded conclusion that Giselle Bundchen suffers from frequent bladder infections.

Also - I think it's funny as hell that the high paid hosts of "The View" have to deal with messy bathrooms. They get it cleaned like once a day probably.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Louise, wow I did not know that about hover pissing. I guess I can jump to the unfounded conclusion that Giselle Bundchen suffers from frequent bladder infections.</p>
<p>Also - I think it&#8217;s funny as hell that the high paid hosts of &#8220;The View&#8221; have to deal with messy bathrooms. They get it cleaned like once a day probably.
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		<title>By: Louise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Louise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope the convinced hover pissers of the world will reconsider their stance.  When you squat over the toilet seat, the muscles of your pelvic floor (Kegel muscles) can't fully relax while your thigh muscles are contracting and you end up with a small amount of urine loitering in your bladder.  This incomplete voiding is a perfect set up for getting a bladder infection.

I can't imagine how one would have to grind on a toilet seat to get an infection.  Those parts aren't supposed to touch the seat for the whole going-in-the-toilet process to work.

Good luck with that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope the convinced hover pissers of the world will reconsider their stance.  When you squat over the toilet seat, the muscles of your pelvic floor (Kegel muscles) can&#8217;t fully relax while your thigh muscles are contracting and you end up with a small amount of urine loitering in your bladder.  This incomplete voiding is a perfect set up for getting a bladder infection.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t imagine how one would have to grind on a toilet seat to get an infection.  Those parts aren&#8217;t supposed to touch the seat for the whole going-in-the-toilet process to work.</p>
<p>Good luck with that!
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		<title>By: Jude</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's not hover pissers that are the problem, it's hover pissers without the common human decency and consideration to wipe up their messes afterwards.

I just use a few layers of those toilet seat covers if they have them, and cover the toilet seat with toilet paper if they don't.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not hover pissers that are the problem, it&#8217;s hover pissers without the common human decency and consideration to wipe up their messes afterwards.</p>
<p>I just use a few layers of those toilet seat covers if they have them, and cover the toilet seat with toilet paper if they don&#8217;t.
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		<title>By: chic mommy</title>
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		<dc:creator>chic mommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with AC. I think if you must hover piss, the least you can do is wipe the seat if you have splashed all over it. It's not nice to leave a mess and make someone else clean that. 
Or maybe just lift the toilet seat before you hover. That's what guys do when they pee standing up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with AC. I think if you must hover piss, the least you can do is wipe the seat if you have splashed all over it. It&#8217;s not nice to leave a mess and make someone else clean that.<br />
Or maybe just lift the toilet seat before you hover. That&#8217;s what guys do when they pee standing up.
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		<title>By: AC</title>
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		<dc:creator>AC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 21:34:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't always hover, I use my judgement based on the bathroom but if i do and i accidently make a mess i get a lot of toilet paper and wipe the seat after myself. Its just the nice thing to do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t always hover, I use my judgement based on the bathroom but if i do and i accidently make a mess i get a lot of toilet paper and wipe the seat after myself. Its just the nice thing to do.
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		<title>By: Celebitchy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Celebitchy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have never heard that you can get an infection from a toilet seat, though, I thought that was an urban legend! Also, I kind of sit half-on half-off the toilet seat if it looks unclean. I rarely have this problem in Switzerland and Germany though, because the bathrooms are so freaking clean! They have people at all the rest stops and you are supposed to tip them. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have never heard that you can get an infection from a toilet seat, though, I thought that was an urban legend! Also, I kind of sit half-on half-off the toilet seat if it looks unclean. I rarely have this problem in Switzerland and Germany though, because the bathrooms are so freaking clean! They have people at all the rest stops and you are supposed to tip them.
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