– “The Last Kiss” really sucks. The writing is awful, it’s melodramatic, and the characters are annoying, but it’s not Zach Braff’s fault. [Pajiba]
– Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the new Banksy art exhibit [Mollygood]
– Jessica Simpson drives drunk [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jessica Simpson has been calling gossip magazine editors and personally apologizing for punking them about her non-existent John Mayer romance [Socialite’s Life]
– Tom Cruise sent Scientology goons to pressure Paramount into renewing his contract [Agent Bedhead]
– Want to know Gwyneth Paltrow’s AMEX number? A percentage of your fraudulent charges will go to a good cause. [WWTDD]
– Kevin Federline tries to smoke underwater [Metadish]
– Kevin Federline tries to drink underwater [Superficial Girls]
– Anna Nicole Smith has named her baby girl Hannah [Glitterati]
– Haylie Duff needs a nose job [Buttafaces]
– Getty images is trying to sell a bunch of pictures of Anna Nicole Smith, her son Daniel, and her evil lawyer Howard K. Stern that were taken the day before Daniel died [ICYDK]
– Fergie in curlers and sunglasses [Dlisted]
– Tea Leoni and David Duchovny’s kid is named Kyd [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Why is Christina Aguilera wearing a tiara on a regular night out? [IDLYITW]
– Pete Wentz denies dating Ashlee Simpson [Hot Momma Drama]
– Maddona likes to drink, which would explain her fugly tracksuits [CityRag]
– The sometimes tragic, sometimes mundane lives of the Classmates.com couple [College Humor]

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