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Beauty queens sure are getting a bad rap lately. Over the last few years there was Miss Nevada Katie Rees, who was caught drinking underage, using cocaine, and performing various lewd acts in public with other female contestants. Then she was arrested and looked ugly – the greatest insult of all. There was Miss Arizona contestant Kumari Fulbright, who teamed up with an ex-boyfriend, his brother, and a third man, to kidnap and torture another ex-boyfriend. She too was also guilty of taking a really horrible booking photo.
Miss New Jersey, aka Amy Polumbo was blackmailed with some not-very-racy photos that had been on her Facebook page. And Miss Puerto Rico, Ingrid Marie Rivera, was poisoned with pepper spray a year ago. And that is to say nothing of the embarrassing stumbles, excessive partying, and issues with Donald Trump that have plagued several beauty pageant constants. Clearly, it’s dangerous to be involved in the beauty pageant circuit – either because you’re going to be harmed or because you’re probably crazy. Or just very, very stupid. And today we have a perfect example of the latter.
Miss Teen Louisiana USA Lindsey Evans and three friends were arrested over the weekend for leaving a Bossier City restaurant without paying their bill.
Police say the 18-year-old Evans of Blanchard left her purse at the restaurant and the women were arrested when they returned to get it.
Police spokesman Mark Natale says Evans and her friends were booked Saturday night on charges of theft after they ran up a $46.07 bill and left without paying. He says the women admitted intentionally leaving without paying their bill.
In addition to the theft charge, Evans was booked with possession of marijuana that was found in her purse. The other women face similar charges. All four were released from jail Sunday after posting bond.
Evans’ reign as Miss Teen Louisiana ends in November. A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization says they spoke with Evans on Monday but have not decided whether to take action against her. That action could include her losing her title.
[From Fox News]
Well that sounds like a fabulous reason to lock someone up and throw away the key. Not because the crime was so out of this world horrible – clearly I’ve just demonstrated that beauty queens are very likely to poison each other with pepper spray and/or kidnap and torture ex-boyfriends. Running out on a bill and smoking a little pot is nothing. But this girl is dumber than all the other beauty queens, and that says something. There should be consequences. Or at least lots of shame. Something tells me that will happen no matter what, followed by a tearful explanation on the Today Show.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Beauty Pageants, Legal Troubles
24 Responses to “Miss Teen Louisiana arrested for dinner theft and pot possession”
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Louisiana breeds some real winners, doesn’t it? We have Louisiana to thank for Ms. Britney Jean Spears and her baby sister who may or may not be knocked up again at the ripe old age of 17!
Kind of astounding, really.
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blech: No kidding. What a dumb ho.
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She’s a teen role model and such as.
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Louisiana breeds some real winners, doesn’t it? Yep, people like:
Louis Armstrong
Bradford, Ellis and Wynton Marsalis
Harry Connick
Anne Rice
Andrew Young
Trace Atkins
Terry Bradshaw
Master “P”
Carley Patterson
Eli and Payton Manning
Reese Witherspoon
Patricia Clarkson
Just to name a few.
Please don’t judge a whole state based on one f’kd up family. -
Ceenitall: You forgot Lucinda Williams, one my personal favorites. Hope my post didn’t come across as “anti-Louisiana.” I grew up in California, the dumb ho capital of the world.
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Ceenital: Thank you for your post; I was feeling pretty down-in-the-dumps until I read it. I have fought the stereotype for years, and though I am proud to be a New Orleans native, it IS difficult for others to understand that there are intelligent people from the south. I think, in my case, it’s the VERY heavy accent I have.
Anyway, thanks for that, and you are officially my Hero for today!
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The first rule of stonerness is to always keep tabs on your stash. How could you walk out of a restaurant and leave your good friend Mary Jane behind? Even if the two of you “conversed” in the car before hand - stoners never abandon their stash. Dummy earns a double fail.
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Codzilla–now I take offense to that! CA is NOT the Dumb Ho capitol of the world. Everyone knows that’s Vegas. CA is the Stupid Bitch capitol of the world! Guuurl Please!
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Wow, she really looks like Anna Faris in that top pic. And what kind of idiot decides to run out without paying their bill, but forgets to grab their purse? Obviously not a very well thought out plan.
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You are soo right JMac! I bet it was shwag too
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Leaving your stash behind is like leaving your platoon buddy behind. You just don’t do it!
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Ceenitall,
Thank you too. My post was going to be “yet another reason why I’m proud to be from Louisiana.” What with all the stuff we get to take credit for. Stupidity breeds everywhere. Thank you for reminding me.Hey on an off note. How do I make my avatar?
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Her hair looks green on the bottom pic.
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Ohh wait her hair looks kinda green in both pics.
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so dumb, wow
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Hey Alecto: Go to the bottom of this screen where it says “Get an icon next to your name, etc..” click on that and it will tell you what to do!
Hope you’re doing well; didn’t you say you were near Alexandria? I’m still in Monroe…
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Ron: Damn, you’re right. I haven’t lived there in nearly ten years, so I’m a little off my game.
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Yeah I’m still in Alexandria. The pres graced us with his presence monday. That was hectic.
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People are the same wherever you go. I’d love to also point out people who associate the state of Louisiana with poor pulicity, and label everyone that lives there ’stupid’ but spell the state ‘louisianna’ get real.
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She’s not so hot in the mug shot but in the miss teen photo, those t!t’s are awesome!! I would love to smoke a few grams with her and watch her turn into Miss Teen dirty-girl. Gigity gigity
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Alecto: I bet!
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I guess Miss Teen wanted to go out with a bong!
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You know their server laughed their ass off when they saw her purse.
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