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That lasted longer than I expected. Kat Von D announced on her Twitter account that she’s no longer with that selfless keeper Jesse James. Keeping me from thoroughly gloating is a tweet that Kat directed to Jesse’s teenage daughter Chandler, 16, sending kisses. Jesse also has son Jesse Jr., 14, and daughter Sunny, 7. It’s better for his kids that he keeps one woman at home and has the parade of skanks visit him during office hours, but of course that never works out for the guy long term. As much as Jesse acts like his infidelity is a badge of honor it’s really just a sad reminder that no matter how much tail he chases it’s never going to bring him fulfillment or purpose.
It was a little over a month ago that James was declaring that he was “absolutely more in love today [with Kat] than I was a year ago. She’s the one for me.” Now their summer wedding has been canceled and James will have to find another “best friend” to f*ck. Surely he has a few candidates lined up.
Jesse James and Kat Von D have split up, RadarOnline.com is the first to report.
Kat Von D issued the breakup statement on her Twitter account Monday night saying, “I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
The two got together after Jesse’s messy divorce with Sandra Bullock and announced their engagement in January.
“I just saw them a couple nights ago together in Hollywood at The Counter and they seemed really happy,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com.
“It’s surprising that they broke up.”
Jesse has yet to say anything on his Twitter account, but Kat also sent a message to his daughter Chandler on the social networking site saying, “kisses to both of you!!!” to which Chandler responded with an emoticon of a sad face and broken heart.
[From Radar Online]
Don’t get your hopes up, these two have broken up at least twice before. Kaiser thinks they broke up back in June and are just breaking the news to the public now. I agree, but think they must have had makeup sex at least once for them to declare their love for each other subsequently. So who cheated first this time, Kat or Jesse?
Jesse confirmed the news to People, and said “I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.” He was way more courteous to Kat than he was to Sandra Bullock, but Bullock never played his game.
Kat and Jesse are shown on 3/15/11 and 1/15/11. Credit: WENN and Fame
Written by Celebitchy
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The title to this piece is excellent. Just sayin.
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This story…MADE. MY. LIFE. I’d definitely like to crack open my bottle of Moscato right now to share with SB
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call the waaahmbulance.
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OH NO!!! Not even the power of sleaze could keep these too together?! Oh the horror! Cruel world!
pS – my mini volin broke from the weight of my eye rollz
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *points* Like anyone is going to feel sorry for you. (I mean, besides you two.)
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bahahahahahah………*sniff, sniff*….bahahahahaha….nuff said Jessie, what was it about Kat being the perfect woman for you – “the one”. LMFAO!
Justice is best served with humble pie
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Weren’t they “soulmates” about 2 minutes ago? :/
Those poor kids are going to need lots of therapy.
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only a fool or a beyond-the-point-of-no-return tragic masochist would ever marry jesse right now. miracles do happen, he could be a fine partner someday. but now he’s so oversexed and deeply numbed out that he couldn’t possibly be living in the kind of daily humility & attitude of gratitude that he needs to be.
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hahaha! To think I was really hoping for the pictures of their tailgating, trailer trash wedding where at least one person was bound to get shanked, they offered free forehead tattoos, and the punch was full of sweet sweet Rufilin. I am disappointed, scum.
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I’m crushed….who gets custody of the tatoos?
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He disgusts me. It’s physical. When I see a photo of him I vomit in my mouth.
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SUCK THAT JESSE AH!
IN-YOUR-FACE.
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But… but… *clutches hands to bosom* how can I ever believe in the all-encompassing power of love if these two crazy kids can’t make it? *SOB*
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The two walking billboards of bad taste in tattoos, clothes and lovers have separated? ha ha ha aha ha aha ha
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I just have to know what could drive two self absorbed, creepy people apart.
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too bad. I was REALLY hoping for a trashy wedding quickly followed by an EPIC trashy divorce.
can you imagine all the wonderful things that would have been said during the break up?!
oh, JessKat VD, we hardly knew ye.
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Is it wrong of me to hope that he never gets lucky in love again?
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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douche!
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Right. I’m totally crying.
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I always figured they’d get right up to the wedding day before having some big ‘staged’ explosive breakup, calling the wedding off, & basking in the dim glow of the magazine/tabloid spotlight.
I took her comment about ‘being respectful to his family‘ to hint that he’s the one that fucked up royally, & just didn’t want to hurt his children by saying that. They would surely be disgusted & angry with their father, heartbroken that he was so selfish that he didn’t even consider what would happen, or how it would affect them. They obviously really loved Kat. =(
@Bee – “Is it wrong of me to hope that he never gets lucky in love again?”
Absolutely not. He’s an complete & utter douchecanoe, & after hurting so many of his ‘lovers’, exploiting private aspects of his marriage to Sandra for selfish publicity & money, & making disgusting comments comparing sexual prowess between Kat & Sandra (which is just gross & humiliating), He doesn’t even deserve to use prostitutes. (…Official ones, I mean. As opposed to the women on his couch trying to get into the business by letting him get into something else.)
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Boo-Hoo! Actually, I was hoping they would marry and then be stuck together in a miserable life until someone cheated, which probably happened anyway (not the marriage). They are both pigs.
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Oh no! Weren’t they soulmates in true love????
LOL brin. They’ll probably share custody of the tattoos, and the STDS.
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so what, noone’s gonna mention the fact that IT’S SANDRA BULLOCK’S BIRTHDAY TODAY?! TODAY, OF ALL DAYS, PEOPLE! TODAY!!!
isn’t that the weirdest timing?
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Aaaaawwwww!!! Say it ain’t so. Bet Sandy is laughing her ass off.
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I’m no fan of cheating…but I kindof hope she cheated on him. That would be pretty funny!
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He looks scared of her in the header pic. Hee hee.
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Untruth, I say, UNTRUTH!
I literally just MINUTES ago saw the standard “We are soooo in love, so all the jellis 8terz can SUX IT! Uh!” commercial for her new season. The gauntlet to suck it had been thrown down, thrown down I say!
And KatVD (VD, ha!) and my tv never lies or misleads me.
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That woman has no fashion sense or style or class.
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Sounds like someone got caught with his pants down.. again. Whatever.
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i hope it was her who cheated but i was expecting this to last til they got married and then a big nasty divorce. that’s what both of them deserved.
so who’s next kat?
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What a surprise! At least they stayed together so he could promote his rancid book.
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She was there when he needed someone to help get him through the Sandra scandal. He used her, but she used him to get famous. What a pair!
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Hakura- Thanks for making me feel better. I have actually struggled with me wishing a lifetime of unlucky-ness (and maybe a VD) on a long time boyfriend who proposed to me but all the while couldn’t keep his pants up…. While my ex-beau was hardly as bad as Jesse, I still feel no sympathy for your oh-so-appropriately nickname for him as a douchecanoe. LOVE IT! I guess women should unite…. I hope that he has problems getting laid too. How many diseases do you think he has? Gross. What a classless A-hole.
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is all.
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Wow, big surprise! NOT!
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@ fifi – re: SB’s birthday today
SB probably has the glow of the wronged woman/ wronged man who has now been righted! I hope she has Louis and Jesse’s kids over for a party and has a GREAT TIME!! Pool party everybody ‘cuz its hot in Texas!
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Well we all could have won fortune teller prizes for predicting this one. I used to watch her show from time to time, I found it interesting until she became to into herself. Now I have lost what little respect I had for the dirty shirt. I think they need to cancel her show and put her back where she belongs, no where land, him too.
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Well he only has one woman left in the world who might want him and that would be Casey Anthony. I cannot stand this man. He is so arrogant and that voice makes me want to scream like nails down a chalkboard. I dont care for Kat either, but I hope she did the dumping. This will be good for her show. Make the ratings increase to see how she handles the break up. Personally, I dont think she gave a crap about the idiot. Gag. Now if he would go into hiding, life would be wonderful.
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Damn! I was hoping for a TLC special of their wedding
I bet it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as classy as the ones I see on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
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Karma’s a bitch Jesse.
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Heh. All I have is a micro violin and I seem to have misplaced it somewhere on the the head of a pin.
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The only bad thing about this is that two sh*theads are on the loose again. At least when they were together it kept them off the streets.
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Aww, that will be the end of love’s young dream… LMAO
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My violin is too small to see, so I guess no music for you! And I also wanted to see the mega-trash weddinig and trainwreck divorce, I’m disappointed it won’t happen now.
@ Thea, I was actually thinking our resident crackhead, Lindsay Lohan, would be a great match for him (or her!) since they’re both narcissistic to the extreme with no redeeming qualities, and who think their $h!t don’t stink.
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that really is a shame…these two were perfect for each other. and by perfect i mean both douchebags of the highest order.
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Noooo Waaaay!! I thought they’d run off into a tattooed sunset.
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I thought they broke up months ago!
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These two dirtbags deserve each other.
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I’m loving the fact that Kat whored out her relationship in previews to promote the new season of LA ink to get people to watch only to split before the new season starts.
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At least I won’t feel like I’m supporting Jesse James when I go to Sephora and buy Kat’s eye shadow palatte. And don’t give me crap about buying her eye shadow palatte!! The color combo looks better on me than it does on her. They should hand over the brand to me and support an archeology grad student instead of this overly tattooed attention whore.
I don’t know where that came from. Don’t mind me.
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Wow. And just when my give a damn was busted!
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can’t say I’m surprised .. I figured they were only together for publicity. No maybe they can go back to their skank corners, dig a hole and fade away.
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Happy birthday, Sandy! lol
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god she was so beautiful in Miami Ink days – what the hell has she done to her FACE
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Jesse James had a gorgeous, A-list celebrity/actress and America’s sweetheart for a wife, whom he cheated on with some tasteless sluts, thus showing his true nature. Rather than go hide under a rock, he shacks up with a tatooed vixen, and a fame-chaser like him. What’s sad about the real world is that a loser like him has notoriety and some chicks will want to shag him just for that reason. That is his fate and I’m not sure he’s even conscious about what a pathetic life that makes.
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Thank goodness! Now can they stop running the vomit-inducing commercials of these two for her lame-ass show during my ‘Hoarders’ guilty pleasure?
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Can someone explain to me Kat’s hair? Does she have Propecia or just enjoys wigs?
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What????!!!! These two were my last hope for true love in this cruel world. Now that too, is gone. I can’t take this anymore. *fainting*
Edit: Embertine, I just read your comments. you beat me to it.
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hahahaha! had to share.
I was just reading the news on yahoo’s page, and the headline about this is “Sandra Bullock’s ex splits from Kat Von D”
he doesn’t even merit his own name in the headline! oh, sweet justice…
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This travesty deserves more tats!!
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I just realized Kat’s initials, yesterday. oy
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Rubbing my index finger with my thumb:Playing a sad song for this once lovely couple. Also using sarcastic laugh as the chorus.
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HA HA HA!
And that stupid cow Kat got a tattoo of JJ a little while ago too (?), I wonder if she regrets it at all. Probably not. smdh
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@Praise St. Angie: LOL!
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I shall always remember how they looked together, like scary wax figures of themselves.
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@CB – LOVE.THE.HEADLINE.
Too funny, I’m sure they’ll both *rebound* soon.
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I honestly don’t think JJ has ever truly been in love or loved a woman or knows what love is.
I love love LOVE Sandra. She is SO classy. She was trully actually cheated on, and there were no pity parties for her, no crying ON CUE to Vanity Fair, no manipulative stunts – she never uttered his name again. If only others were as classy, dignified and poised as she is.
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@Bee – I *so* wish I could take credit for ‘douchecanoe‘, but that honor belongs to 1 of the other regulars here on CB… I just can’t remember who. But it cracked me up when they said it, so I just had to adopt it. xD
I don’t blame you for those feelings at all. They’re totally normal, (& sound justified). Just so long as you don’t allow those feelings to cause you to feel lousy, letting him continue to hurt/affect you. (Since he’s so not worth it).
Re: VD/STDS – After being with that ‘Bombshell McGee’ woman, God only *knows* what ‘parting gifts’ he’s picked up.
Personally, I like to view getting ‘lucky in love’ as a priviledge, not a right. Something you get when you show that you can care enough about someone else to put their happiness/well-being ahead of your own. If someone won’t do that, (& pull their weight in a healthy relationship), they don’t deserve to have one, period.
Let the selfish assholes who spend their lives with their pants around their ankles always have to *pay* to get women to spend time with them. (Eventually the wallet is going to be empty, & people like JJ are going to be alone… asking himself what the hell he was thinking throwing someone like Sandra away.
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That’s radar’s new headline:
Jesse James & Kat Von D: Fighting Over Another Woman Before Split
According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, Calif. home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave.
Well… who would have thought? *LOL
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One more – this is too stupid to not to watch. How old is she? 12? 13?? And is it just me or is she really afraid of his reaction? Like a kid that has to confess someting to Daaaad. Yuck!!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/kat-von-d-got-tattoo-jesse-james-face-break
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Oh I’m so glad!!! She deserves better! But then I kind of think that she’s just in love with love!
The clip of her showing him her tattoo of HIM (barf) was painful to watch. He looked more annoyed then amused!!
Wish she hadn’t of gotten it!! This girl…
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