Lea Michele isn’t even the worst part of the ‘New Year’s Eve’ trailer

fp_7653339_michelelea_gym_pod_01_05

Here are some new photos of Lea Michele looking like a carrot. I realize she was just on vacation, and some of her skin color might be an actual tan, but I suspect Lea was trying to make her vacation tan go farther by going in for some fake-bake, and she came out looking tragic. You know who Lea looks like all of a sudden? Pippa Middleton. I never realized that before! Pippa and Lea could be sisters.

Anyway, did you know that Lea is a big-time movie star now? SHE IS. She filmed a part in the rom-com New Year’s Eve, which is a follow-up to Valentine’s Day. I never saw that crappy-looking romantic-comedy ensemble Valentine’s Day. My mom saw it and she said it was terrible. It felt like they were trying to jack the “multiple romantic storylines, intertwined” vibe from Love, Actually, which… Love, Actually will always be one of the best rom-coms ever. You can’t just try to Americanize it with Jessica Biel and a series of also-rans whining about love. As for New Year’s Eve, there are a few decent people in the cast (Sofia Vergara, Seth Meyers), but it still looks… ridiculous. I mean, Ashton Kutcher AND Josh Duhamel?!? Just shoot me in the face now. I won’t be seeing this one either, although, I have to admit: Lea doesn’t even look like the worst part of this.

Next year, the follow-up will be Arbor Day! And then Dame Heigl will get a spin-off called Martin Luther King Day.

fp_7653502_michelelea_gym_pod_04_05

fp_7653500_michelelea_gym_pod_02_05

Photos courtesy of Fame.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

25 Responses to “Lea Michele isn’t even the worst part of the ‘New Year’s Eve’ trailer”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Quest says:

    Josh, Biel & Heigl…oh my… Lea, Zac, Ashton…oh dear. Throw in a couple of A-listers and it still equates to crap

  2. Maude says:

    Just bc Lea acts snotty as hell doesn’t mean she can’t act. A lot of actor suck as people yet are very talented, it’s not a give or take.

  3. brin says:

    I think watching paint dry would be more entertaining than watching this.

  4. Bubbling says:

    She has some strange facial features but all together it turned out to be super cute, maybe that’s why I can’t see her as a mega bitch. As far as her acting goes…maybe she should stick to singing..

  5. girlwithapearl says:

    NO! NO! NOT DENIRO! TAKE ANYONE ELSE! DON’T TAKE DENIRO!

  6. insidescoop says:

    I lasted until the 54 sec mark, then was hit by an overwhelming wall of boredom.

  7. Kaboom says:

    Men getting slapped in movies is starting to tick me off. Would they dare advertise with a woman getting hit in the face twice?

  8. Enzi5 says:

    Abigail Breslin grows into a beauty -more than I hoped :o)

  9. Marianne says:

    I actually liked Valentine’s Day. It was pretty cute, and wasn’t as predictable as most rom-coms these days.

  10. Anna says:

    They let Jessica Biel do comedy again…

  11. serena says:

    I mean, Ashton Kutcher AND Josh Duhamel?!? Just shoot me in the face now.—> LOOOOOOOOL.

    Kutcher and Duhamel..oh my god, too much douche!

  12. Kyra says:

    Lol, yeah Lea was actually a good part of that trailer which is just….wrong, lol. Damn, Zac Efron got ugly and the dude really can´t act to save his life.

  13. Anonymei says:

    Looks boring

  14. jover says:

    Someone is trying to make her a big star and imho it ain’t going to happen; she lacks the charisma and personality and uniqueness – since it’s unlikely glee will last past next season barring some major reversal all the cast are looking for alternatives – she started on broadway, what is wrong with being a great broadway star as opposed to jostling with the Jessica and blakes for d-listing on the silver screen?

  15. curleque says:

    I LOVE “Love, Actually.” Great movie. Every time I hear “Love Is All Around” I think of the Christmas version!

  16. Truthful says:

    Lea is too busy worshipping Kim KarTRASHian on twitter, the fake and bake has spread through the tweets.

    as she calls her (my big sister)

    GAG me! another talentless twit.

    will not be seeing any of those pics and I often wonder why they keep on w/the stupid formula for flops..

  17. Ally says:

    Ugh, I thought Love Actually was utterly dreadful pap. Some good acting performances, but the storylines and dialogue were heinous. I can’t remember who I cringed for more… Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson, or Liam Neeson and his irritating moppet.

    And then to actually end it with the biggest cliché of all time for romantic comedies, the airport scene. Just, bleh.

    This looks like a worthy heir to it.

  18. Lisa Turtle says:

    The worst part is definitely Assy Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher doesn’t exist in NYC and has no business playing a new yorker. He’s a strickly West-Coast actor. A guy like that would be chewed up, spit out and found floating in the East River.

  19. Phoenix says:

    Wow her face looks so bad here. This looks terrible. But.. I don’t get it. Is it the same characters from Valentine’s Day? With some new ones? Looks bad. I’ll probably watch it.

  20. jay says:

    if only there were a way to just see select parts. Like the Michelle Pfeiffer scenes. Love her!

    Also, not to be super snarky, but has anyone else noticed that this is one hell of a horse mouth cast? Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, SJP, AND Hilary Swank? Bring sugar cubes to the premiere.

  21. Clara says:

    Poor Lea. She’s actually a decent actress, it’s clear she’ll be pigeon-holed into playing a watered-down Rachel Berry forever.

    On a different note, I totally mistook Abigail Breslin for Karen Gillan. No joke, I had to watch this monstrosity again to make sure.

  22. Lindsey G. says:

    Oh Em Gee

    There is so much stupid going on here, I can’t even comprehend it. And no multi-line romcom will ever be even close to as good as Love, Actually.

  23. T.C. says:

    Looks WORSE than Valentine’s Day, couldn’t even finish watching the trailer. to painful.

  24. June says:

    I…really dislike those type of Love Actually, I love you NYesque, films…I mean who isn’t in this movie?

  25. Vera says:

    I really enjoyed Valentines Day, and when all the ads were up for that I was kind of questioning the casting before seeing it. Granted, I didn’t see it in theatres (I think I watched it on HBO or something) but…this isn’t quite the same.

    I mean, it has a few pretty good talents in there, but then a ton mediocre people I either don’t mind in romcons (which is all they do) or really don’t like from TV (Katherine Hiegl and Sarah Jessica Parker jump out immediately…also Lea Michelle…never liked them). Valentines Day I don’t think had anyone I didn’t like going in – granted I didn’t love anyone and there weren’t enough people to make me see it in theatres, but it was a pretty sincere flick. But, this is not something a single/nearly dumped girl watches on Valentines Day. It does pretty good at showing all the different relationships and whatnot, but in the end the people who end up alone by the end are the people who were all assholes…so yeah.

    I don’t know about this though…it could be another pleasant surprise, however there are too many people I don’t care for in this to give me much hope for that.