Jennifer Aniston was photographed with a tiny tummy yesterday. Of course people will be all over that given the rumors that she’s pregnant with the baby of the guy she just barely reconciled with. Her skirt could have been puffing out, she may have eaten a lot, or she could be pregnant, but it’s doubtful. Aniston’s lower stomach naturally sticks out a little like that when she gains even a slight amount of weight, and I’ve been fooled into thinking she’s pregnant before. The story originated in an Australian gossip magazine that is likely to have little to no insider information and might be pure speculation.
One story about Aniston that is definitely true is that she visited the home of Courteney Cox and David Arquette to celebrate the launch of their new organic clothing line, Propr, on Monday night. She was also seen outside her mother’s house in West Hollywood yesterday. I thought she was still estranged from her mother, but it turns out that they made up in 2005 in the wake of her high profile divorce.
Aniston, 39, could be pregnant, but unless she’s really showing we can maybe assume that she had some bread with her chicken salad.
Jennifer Aniston is shown outside her mother’s house on 10/21/08. Credit: Fame Pictures
Please she probably just has a big lunch. Or maybe it’s that time of the month and she is retaining water. Any time any female celeb has not so flat stomach it suddenly becomes baby bump watch. Let these women eat. They are way to thin as it is.
I will go with the chicken salad too
Can’t stand Mayer. She could do better than that.
Reallythe paps should not be allowed to wait outside private homes for stars. If they are on the streets or on the red carpet fine. But the only pictures of Jen lately are from trees, or when she is at a private home celebrating with friends. She really is trying to be very private and that should be honored.
I hope she’s pregnant. Maybe she will go far far far away and never come back. Oh please let she be pregnant.
That looks nothing like a pregnant belly to me. Looks like her skirt is thick at the top wasteband area and is riding up. Like mom jeans or something.
that’s a normal tummy for a normal woman…sometimes tummy’s poof out, doesn’t mean the woman is pregnant…Jeez, you’re pushing it a bit, aren’t you?
her rep denied to liz smith/whoopi g. blog:
Latest cover of New Weekly MagazineThe Internet is regurgitating a rumor today, which was originally reported in an Australian tabloid. According to the latest issue of New Weekly magazine, the reason Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer rekindled their romance was because the pair is expecting their first child. However, Aniston’s spokesperson tells wowOwow that the story is not true.
Aniston’s spokesperson wrote in an e-mail to wowOwow.com: “The story coming out of Australia is just another fabrication and something we won’t be dignifying with a response.”
She probably ate a noodle.
wind
flatulence perhaps
😯 I don’t even see evidence of this *alleged* noodle.
This is such a PR set up. Web site posters complain about her dissing her mom so here is her media team back with another set. She claimed John alerted the paps it looks like that’s all she does.
This empty vessel has no soul or mind of her own. She lives from stunt to stunt.
As an aussie, I can assure you, NW magazine which reported this, is absolute trash. They run stories like this every week, and have NO basis for their stories in 90% of cases. It’s not Jennifer’s fault they come out with this trash, they’re trying to sell magazines and cause a stir. She shouldn’t have to issue denials every time some stupid magazine makes up another lie.
Kaiser, you think I’m inventing the noodle??!!? 😈
Yes, she is going to fart any minute…
😆 Syko! Yes, I’d like to know your “sources” for your Noodle Exclusive.
if that´s a pregnancy-belly, i´ve been carrying quadruplets these past ten years.
that’s not a baby, it’s just a baked potato with sour cream.
Fine, I’ll say it. ZOMG ALLEGED NOODLE BABY.
And we wonder why celebs turn into workout freaks….
!Noodle Exclusive! Marco Polo is alleged to have brought them back from the Far East. The ‘Noodle’ has been seen, and experienced, by a tremendous number of peoples of the world – particularly the Italians who added flour as an ingredient and created a thing called ‘pasta’. The ‘Noodle’ is innocuous and relatively hard to spot unless boiled and added to other things. I’m waiting for the episode of MonsterQuest though for the definitive answer.
Yeah, we carp on at them to eat a sandwich, and when they do we say they’re pregnant. Top marks.
This so-called noodle is nothing but a Black Flag operation, put forward by the Zionist New World Order, Bildenbergs etc etc and designed and instigated by the political cabal that is Camp David! Yeah, Princess Z is like, totally behind it all! 😯
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Anyway, elisha is right. it’s the top of her skirt that’s riding up past her hips. Even the ZOMG MAYERBEBEH-BUMP wouldn’t look like a shelf! Also, wasn’t she making sure we all admired her flat tummy last week?
ZOMG? 🙄
Kaiser made me say it!!! 😆
(Kristen, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed this, but that term + hysterical claim tends to just get used as a joke on JA/AJ&BP and Tom Cruise threads 😉 )
Thanks, Baho and Mairead. I’m kind of thinking that others might be right – it’s ZOMG FARTY BLOATING. 😛
One good fart will deflate that “baby bump”.
Jeez Louise, what won’t this desperate cow do for publicity?
mayer is a tool. she can do better
snappyfish:
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
mayer is a tool. she can do better
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Evidently she can’t. They all keep dumping her.
An anorexic swallows one overly large raisin and suddenly she has to duck pregnancy rumors. 😆
😆 Cheyenne.
I actually hope she is pregnant. Would certianly make for some good celeb gossip wouldn’t it 😆 .
But I doubt she is and I don’t think she wants a kid either (and no there isn’t anything wrong with not wanting kids).
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😆 Like she would EVER ingest a noodle! Or bread for that matter
Buttercup:
I have no problem whatever about her not wanting kids. I do (did) have a problem about her lying to Brad Pitt that she wanted them and wasting five years of his life. However, it all worked out for the best. Just when their marriage was falling apart, along came Angie. 🙂
Bodhi, you took the words right out of my mouth! The queen of Atkins would never eat a carb. I blame the bump on a big piece of rare red meat.
How does anyone know if she “lied” to Brad about wanting kids? Maybe she did at the time, but things changed, and it wouldn’t have benefited anyone to bring a baby into an already failing marriage. Even if she did have his baby their marriage still would have ended, and people would be saying all kinds of crap about how she only did it to try and keep her husband.
@Cheyenne honey, I was laughing at your comment to snappyfish , I thought it was funny :). Hence the ‘lol Chyenne’. I probably should have put an ‘@’ in between, would have made it more clear, sorry about that :).
The other comment I made was about the topic and wasn’t aimed at anyone here :).
p.s. Cheyenne keep up your comments, they’re great :).
I agree about them all dumping her. The Vince Vaughn thing was laughable, but I still think mayer is a tool. But I loved Bodhi’s comment about bread.
Ain’t no tummy. Quit rushing the woman.
I think I read in several blogs that this fraud 👿 actually gave Brad a positive pregnancy test on his 40th B-day as a present and in front of several of their “friends” == according to reports, he got very emotional and happy only to be met with “it’s a Joke”…
heyyy…my comments got spammed again…what gives??
Okay may be they were a little negative to her but hv seen much worse here.
I think that if what calif said is true than, she definately does not deserve Brad. She is not only annoyingly talentles but dumb broad to behave in such a way.
Anti-cb, it’s called humor; it’s a profoundly unique phenomenon we’ve cultivated on this planet. It’s a pity the Overlords of Mars didn’t explain that to you before beaming you down from the mothership.
Ok there’s a “thing” in her tummy.Who’s the daddy?
I think she ate smthing huge and fat… don’t see anything about pregnancy, anyhow we’ll see soon