“The ‘Battleship’ trailer is scarfy, booby and terrible” links

What fresh hell is this? The Battleship trailer. So awful. [Gawker]
OMG! STFU creepy Southern Colin Firth!!! Bad accent work. Terrible. [LaineyGossip]
Marc Anthony is hung like a horse?!? Goodness. [Dlisted]
I love Alan Cumming, but the bitch says yes to everything he‘s offered. [Pajiba]
I really think Halle Berry‘s hair is too short. [Pop Sugar]
Adriana Lima and her baby. Is she still with that dude? [Yeeeah]
This Project Runway print ad is TERRIBLE. Poor Tim Gunn. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rachel Maddow is being sued by someone who wants to execute her. [Jezebel]
Do you know how much I love Tiffani Amber Thiessen? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Bjork has a new music video and it is… ? [PopBytes]
Elle Fanning is such a cutie. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Giorgio Armani & a good-looking guy that I thought was Gerry Butler. [The Blemish]
Paris Hilton & Linnocent are crackie BFFs again. [LimeLife]
Kat Von D is mature and professional. JK. [ICYDK]
Michael K is going to bust something over these new Silver Fox ads. [A Socialite Life]
Mitch Winehouse is kind of delusional. [Amy Grindhouse]
The creator of The Walking Dead walks off the show. [The Celebrity Café]
Ke$ha actually looks pretty good here. Except for Pervert Terry. [Celebuzz]

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  1. Wilz says:

    Two Skarsgard posts in one day? Oh, you guys spoil me!

  2. Girafe99 says:

    I went into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, it’s just too funny, did anyone catch Rihanna?

    Armani, yes you have a decent body for your age but no-one wants to see that sag

  3. Kaboom says:

    Everyone copes differently with grief. For Mitch it’s a cruise on the river denial.

  4. Quest says:

    Can’t get over that “Marc Anthony is hung like a horse” link….bahahahah!

    *wiping eyes* LMFAO!

  5. Nah, nah & nah... says:

    Didn’t see it but this is the Rihanna movie, right? L7! She sunk that Battleship!

  6. Jen34 says:

    Well, hello again Viking. You and your hotness are always welcome here.

    I’ve sat through an unusally large number of bad Liam Neeson films because I’m a huge fan of his. I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s not very discriminating. This one looks pretty bad.

  7. Jen says:

    For a second I thought they made another Transformers.

  8. WaywardGirl says:

    Not seeing it. Alex is barely even in the movie. Not worth it.

  9. lucy2 says:

    I can’t watch the trailer at the moment, but I’ve heard the budget on this thing was well over $200 million. Not good if everyone is laughing at it, and it’s relying on the acting talents of…Rihanna? Lordy.

  10. Phoenix says:

    Wow, this just looks so awful! I hope it’s the good kindof bad. I want an excuse to drool into my popcorn over Alex.

  11. UKHels says:

    the fact that Rihanna’s in it means I’ll probably never watch it!

  12. Alice says:

    How freaking old is Kat Von D? Is she 4? She’s certainly acting like it!

  13. rkintn says:

    The movie doesn’t look THAT bad but I had to chuckle at the shot of Skarsgard in his Navy uniform and man scarf. I’m pretty sure that’s not regulation;)

  14. Ally says:

    Colin Firth also tried his lamentable American South accent back in the day in “A Thousand Acres”, with Michelle Pfeiffer and Jessica Lange.

    I think the accent might actually have gotten worse since 1997.

    Maybe he and Orly should have gotten dubbed like Andie McDowell in Greystoke.

  15. Tiffany says:

    The movie looks cheesy beyond belief. I know the monstacity is going to make gobs of money and $10 of it will be mind. Lets go 2012!!!!

  16. Marianne says:

    So its Transformers but on the sea?

  17. insidescoop says:

    That trailer is hysterical! It looks so bad its good. Plus its got Eric in it, so Ill watch it!