Don’t ask Kellan Lutz why suddenly everyone wants to talk to Kellan Lutz, about Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz loves to talk about Kellan Lutz, and Kellan Lutz has a lot of Kellan Lutzy thoughts. So whatever reason, Kellan Lutz had two new Kellan Lutz interviews over the weekend. The Kellan Lutz interviews were very Kellan Lutzy, to say the least. The Kellan Lutz interviews were also pretty gross, mostly because Kellan Lutz is a legend in Kellan Lutz’s mind. My favorite part is where Kellan Lutz tries to convince all of us non-Kellan Lutzs that Kellan Lutz wasn’t interested in even reading for or playing Edward Cullen in Twilight – the role that went to Robert Pattinson. Bitch, please, Kellan Lutz. Here are some Kellan Lutzy highlights:

Kellan Lutz on Kellan Lutz’s early education on women: “I would read the [horoscopes] in the back of Cosmo when I was younger to see what girls like, or which girls I should date.”

Kellan Lutz on Kellan Lutz’s superstitions: “I always look at the clock at 11:11. I always make a wish or say a prayer. I believe in stuff like that.”

Kellan Lutz on Kellan Lutz starring in Twilight: “I look back, and you know, I was working as an actor, it was really cool, I was very fortunate. I had just finished up Generation Kill which took me seven months in Africa and a very epic project to work with for HBO and then I got on the ride of Twilight and that took off and it’s like Superman, the ride at Six Flags, where you just shoot and you have no idea what’s going on and it just continuously gets higher and higher and more enjoyable.”

Kellan Lutz on how Kellan Lutz didn’t want the Edward Cullen role in Twilight: “Yeah, I didn’t want to do [Twilight]. I spent so much time filming in Africa, seven months, and that’s a long time to be away from your family and dogs. My agent wanted me to read for Edward and I read the script and thought that character was too depressing for me right now, I want to do something where I smile. I wanted to take a break from acting and I said that, I turned it down, I turned down the audition a couple of times. Ryan, my agent at the time really knew it was going to be a special project so he told me to read the role of Emmett, and I read it, it was only about four lines, but he was the big brother, the comedic relief and I fell in love with him. I said “Sure, I would love to play this type of role”. I auditioned, and long story short, here I am finishing the saga and Emmett is going to be in my heart forever.”

Kellan Lutz on crazy fans: “I love the conventions that take me around the world, especially to the small cities and the small towns. To date it still the most extreme one was the fan that brought handcuffs and wanted to handcuff me and bring me home. I was joking with her and said “Just lock me up and take me home” and she yanks out some handcuffs and security had to step in. Now it is just amazing, I feel like the fans have matured with the books and the movies. It is still vary extreme, but I feel like they are closer to us and that we are more human vs these characters. Now it is just fun hanging out with the fans. It is really fun to just meet them, if we are in the same location just to hang out and talk over lunch, get a drink together, every one is really cool. I’m vary fortunate to have such loving fans.”

Kellan Lutz on the kind of roles Kellan Lutz wants in the future: “A boxing role, a fighting one… [I read the script for] the one that Tom Hardy just did (Warrior) I read that script and fell in love with it. I would love to do He-man, he was a childhood favorite. Yeah! I would love to play a superhero, Marvel or DC anything like that. I am [waiting to be offered a role like that], I would have loved to do Captain America. I think Chris Evans was an amazing choice for it, and I can’t wait to see the movie. I would love to be someone that I grew up loving. Flash, Aquaman, Johnny Quest I loved. You know, I would love to play a Ninja Turtle or something like that, Michelangelo.”

Kellan Lutz on who Kellan Lutz would like to work with: “Robert Redford, big time. I just think he’s a stud. Scorsese would be amazing! I’d love to do something with Leo [DiCaprio] and him. I’ve also wanted to play like a brother role to Matt Damon or Leo or something along those lines. I think it would be really fun and trivial. Bruce Willis would also be fun, I would love to be a part of the Die Hard movies.”

[From Just Jared & People]

Kellan Lutz really thinks that Kellan Lutz is, like, at The Ryan Gosling level of stardom, right? Kellan Lutz thinks that Marty Scorsese will be calling Kellan Lutz at any moment. Kellan Lutz thinks that he’s the brightest of all of the established bright young things in Hollywood. Kellan Lutz is so utterly delusional. That Just Jared interview is worth reading in its entirety, just because Kellan Lutz tries to answer the questions like Kellan Lutz is the biggest thing and Kellan Lutz has to force himself to remember how to be humble, but throughout it all, you can tell that Kellan Lutz rarely gets a call-back. Kellan Lutz gets to read the scripts, sure, but Kellan Lutz never lands the role. Kellan Lutz is kind of sad.

I just want to point out the absurdity of the Twilight part of the discussion: “My agent wanted me to read for Edward and I read the script and thought that character was too depressing for me right now, I want to do something where I smile…. I turned down the audition a couple of times. Ryan… told me to read the role of Emmett, and I read it, it was only about four lines, but he was the big brother, the comedic relief and I fell in love with him. I said “Sure, I would love to play this type of role”. I auditioned, and long story short, here I am finishing the saga and Emmett is going to be in my heart forever.” How crazy is Kellan Lutz? Kellan Lutz goes on and on about how Kellan Lutz didn’t even WANT to read for Edward, because Kellan Lutz just felt like playing a character who smiled??! BITCH PLEASE.

Photos courtesy of PCN & Fame.