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Jodie Marsh has got to be the most unattractive woman in all of England. And I’m not saying that implying that British people are unattractive. But to be the ugliest person in any country – even a really small country or some sparsely populated island – is really saying something. The only way you could look like Jodie Marsh naturally is if you stumbled on a wayward cobblestone street, fell facedown and smashed all of your important facial features on ever angrier cobblestones. That’s the only way a person could justify looking like Jodie Marsh.
I thought she was London’s most famous porn star, but it turns out she’s actually a glamour model. Though she is topless a lot. And since she’s got a face that looks about as attractive as a half-eaten quiche, she’s resorted to other means of getting attention, since she can’t really get much positive press for her face. Things like deciding she’s a lesbian, then walking around with “Give me your sperm” signs. Or what I call a nice Saturday night.
JODIE MARSH wants a baby - just weeks after quitting men. And if you didn’t think the veteran publicity seeker could sink any lower, she’s made an appeal for a sperm donor on national radio. Jodie appeared on TIM SHAW’S show on Absolute Radio, formally known as Virgin Radio, whose guests used to be of a fairly distinguished calibre.
Her on-air antics included snogging her new girlfriend and sucking a banana - standard Marsh stuff, really. Desperate Jodie made the appeal because she’s a lesbian these days, you see. She recently admitting she’s started a relationship with hairdresser NINA.
Jodie said: “I’ve had loads of s**t men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.”
Indeed, she can now be seen falling out of clubs with poor old Nina on her arm, a pal of 12 years apparently.
If she does succeed at getting hold of some oddball’s sperm, she might need to start staying in.
Hang on, maybe this appeal isn’t such a bad idea…
[From The Sun]
The Sun has several pictures of Jodie holding various signs about needing sperm. Apparently that’s what she thinks lesbians do. Ironically Jodie got in a lot of trouble with gay and lesbian rights organizations last year after she made derogatory remarks about an interviewer who she thought was gay, noting:
On 16 May 2007, Marsh stood atop a giant wedding cake in Leicester Square in London, dressed in a white tutu, with two white belts covering her nipples and carrying a bridal bouquet to promote her upcoming reality series Totally Jodie Marsh.[26] During the appearance, she was interviewed by journalist Jody Thompson who asked her, in addition to other questions, why she accused her one-time Big Brother housemate Chantelle Houghton of marrying for publicity only to do the very same thing. Marsh finished the interview but was filmed walking off stating, “I actually wanted to punch her [Thompson] in the face. Lesbian, blatantly! That short hair! And butch, looks like a man . . . She was a bitch from hell, she was a complete cow.”
[From Wikipedia]
So apparently Jodie Marsh is a big fan of criticizing people for doing the same things she does five minutes later. Of course it wasn’t sexy and attention grabbing for her to be a lesbian in 2007, but now everythng’s changed… i.e. she’s given up on men completely. Or everything but their sperm.
Jodie Marsh is shown out in London on 8/28/08 (vest - Credit Bauergriffin) and on 10/5/08 (pink “dress” - credit WENN)
Written by JayBird
Posted in Jodie Marsh, Tacky
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22 Responses to “Jodie Marsh wants random men’s baby juice”
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It’s a long, long time since this ‘thing’ qualified as a glamour model. For a tiny brief moment, yes, she was one but I really don’t know what to describe her as now. I don’t think anyone does.
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Her parents must be so proud.
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She already has plenty of random mens baby juice
geronimo….how about cheap, tacky exhibitionist?
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I say lock her in a house with Pete Burns again. Damn that was good telly. She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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Much too kind, xia….but you’re getting there.
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geronimo……um, how about cheap, tacky, exhibitionist scrubber?
am I getting warm?
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Madge, Paris and the the Olsens look like ghosts next to this stained barbie.
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omdg. They should put her in sunscreen ads.
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yuck - what is wrong with her? that is so nasty.
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So there’s totally some penis in the last picture.
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What the hell happened to her NOSE???!!
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Id hit it.
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Doesn’t her ensemble already scream “jizz dumpster”?
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Oh well said, jaundice. Xia, looks like we’ve found our description. Add ‘Toxic’ to the mix and I think we’re there: Toxic Jizz Dumpster.
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Dear Lord! WHAT happened to that guy’s penis? Was it chopped off? I’m being serious here… I’ve never seen anything like that!
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Nothing to worry about here, RAN, it’s just the type of man she attracts….he mightn’t have sufficient braincells to step away from the TJD but his petrified peen is telling a very different story.
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Geronimo! OMG 
‘petrified peen’ - I’ll be laughing about that all day
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‘petrified peen’ Oh my freaking God, I’m going to be laughing about that for years
geronimo……..you are on fire girl
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Yes she has a face like a blind man doing a portrait of a coat hanger but she’s a rite dirty cow and takes it up the maintenance tunnel. I’d give her full access to my babies as long as she promises to set herself on fire after
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Do you just have to send your sample in a dixi cup?
Or is she taking an hands on approach???
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Not even at gunpoint, on my horniest day, after accidentally ingesting a week’s worth of Viagra and dark brown lager.
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