Tomorrow is my son’s second birthday, so I will be taking the day off to spend it with him and prepare for his party. Thanks for giving me a gossip pass for the day.

Here are today’s links.

- Jared Leto hates bloggers because we point out what a fucking idiot he is [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Scientologists commit vote fraud to make sure that Katie Holmes doesn’t win Mollygood’s Dead Eye Off [Mollygood]
- Clay Aiken: The Untold Story (site has audio) [YTMND]
- Victoria Beckham wants Katie Holmes to play her in a movie about her life [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton told LA cops she’s not smart enough to remember things she says [yeeeah]
- Russel Crowe doesn’t cut his kid’s hair, either [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- George Clooney hooked up with another random chick [Glitterati]
- Vanessa Minnillo in Maxim [Bastardly]
- Steve Irwin’s memorial service was Wednesday [Gabsmash]
- Pregnant Brooke Burke and her boyfriend on the beach [ICYDK]
- Brad and Angelina start their own charity, give $2 million [Socialite’s Life]
- Drama at the Teen Vogue party [Hot Momma Drama]
- The art Angelina Jolie dropped $400,000 on. [CityRag]
- Britney’s seven deadly sins [Best Week Ever]
- British people most want to have sex with Jessica Alba and Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams? [Agent Bedhead]
- J.Lo gets fertility treatment [Celebguru]
- YouTube founders won’t take less than $1.5 billion for it [Metadish]
- Oprah hasn’t pumped gas in over 20 years [Wampoon]