Let’s hope for Tori Spelling’s sake that she really is knocked up and isn’t just wearing big tops to hide the fact that she’s getting a bit chub. She wore a form-fitting dress that showed off a rather prominent bump a couple of weeks ago, so it’s most likely that she’s pregnant. She also reportedly registered for a bunch of high-end baby items at chic boutique Petit Tresor, showing just how unlikely it is that she’ll come to terms with her financial situation any time soon.

She did buy a used bike and notify the paparrazi, though. She seems to bring a photographer along whenever she visits a pawn shop, and it’s doubtful that she’s scrimping consistently.

Tori doesn’t have to rely solely on the cash she gets from tipping off photographers whenever she bargain shops. She landed a guest gig as a gossip columnist villian on “Smallville” this season. Now that’s a role that Tori will bring a lot of firsthand knowledge to.