The new poster for A Dangerous Method. Needs more Fassdong. [ONTD]
The East Coast earthquake just scared the Bejesus out of me. Only the Fassdong can make it better. [OMG Blog]
Rihanna in a bikini, plus some Will Smith stuff. [Yeeeah]
Did Selena Gomez dump Justin Bieber?!? Probably not. [Celebslam]
You too can own a million episodes of Law & Order. [LimeLife]
Brittany Snow looks kind of tweaked. [Moe Jackson]
Kim & Kris Humphries are on their honeymoon after all. [Amy Grindhouse]
Katherine McPhee is in Shark Night 3D. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
When Kim Kardashian got married, everybody checked out her porno. [PopBytes]
Emma Watson is an amazing actress? We‘ll see. [The Celebrity Café]
E! News footage of Kim Kardashian‘s wedding. Meh. [Celebs]
Conan O‘Brien Barbarian. Excellent. [CityRag]
Katie Price and her pink jugs. [Hollywood Rag]
I love how Todd is a total Brangeloonie. [IDLITW]
God, I HATE Katy Perry‘s wiglet. [INFDaily]
Ross Mathews lands his own show. Gwyneth still thinks he‘s fat. [Bitten and Bound]
Review of Don‘t Be Afraid of the Dark: meh, boring. [Starpulse]
Everything’s better with more Fassdong.
“You got chocolate in my peanut butter.” “You got peanut butter in my chocolate”
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“You got Fassdong in my peanut butter.” “You got peanut butter on my Fassdong.”
@brin: yep, still works for me.
sod Fassdong – oh Viggo, I love you so….
@SFRowGuy…PB & Fassdong, excellent combo!
He looks like Kevin Kline.
Viggo Mortensen, Michael Fassbender, Vincent Cassel…directed by David Cronenberg (who is not only one of my favourite directors but also one of my crushes)? *dies*
I really have to question Charlie Sheen’s motive’s for taking Brooke on this little vacation.
Did his agent and management team tell him he needed to look like a man changed? So their idea was to get him to take Brooke on a public vacation.
I realize that Charlie needs to desperately look like he has sober up. And that him and Brooke are f.i.n.e.
But these two together, always ends badly. Even with their sober coaches nearby.
But I guess it was either use Brooke for this photo-op or Denise.
And Denise is not putting up with any of his shit. 🙂
Can’t wait to drag my boyfriend to see this!!! Vincent Cassel, need I say more?!
Why does Keira Knightly feel the need to do that silly pout all the damn time?! She does it when she’s acting, she does it in photos; it’s so irritating!
Meh. Sorry. I don’t see what the big “Ta-Do” is about him.
His hotness is diminished by the moustache. Let’s do some historical revisionism and deny that Jung ever had one. Problem fixed!
Kiera Knightley in a Cronenberg film just seems… wrong.
I don’t know why you would promote idlyitw, it is one of the most racist, sexist, offensive celeb sites.
I enjoy most of your insights but I invite you to read what he has to say and think; ‘This is what I want to promote.’
Boooo!!
Um, Vicnet Cassel is a wonderful actor and I don’t get the fass-“dong”thing.
Thanks
Apart from Knightley that movie looks interesting. Great cast.
BigHair&Pearls – actually it’s the teeth I hate. She has this weird thing where she sticks out her lower jaw. And yes the pouting. It wouldn’t be so bad if she didn’t have such thin lips. It draws attention to the fact that they’re almost non-existent.
I was excited to see this (Cassel, Mortenson, Fassbender, great cast list), but Keira? Please tell em she’s not a love interest? I like the movies she’s in (LOVED the Duchess) but I have a hard time getting through them because of the weird things she does with her mouth. Someone needs to tell her to just stop (oh and that horrible fake cry face she does).
The Poster doesn’t necessarily need more Fassdong (although I do love him) I just wish her head wasn’t so transparent). To me the whole poster looks like it was some student’s project.
I know what you guys are saying about Keira’s mouth/jaw being strange looking. But I honestly think she has a protruding lower jaw, and she can’t help it. I have a slight one too that I hate….so I feel sympathy for her…
I liked Keira in “Bend it like Beckham”, “Domino”, “Atonement”, and a couple of others. She’s not a diva and works steadily. If the director wanted her to put her chin down, he’d have told her. I think we’re seeing clips where she has to look a little crazy – eff’ing her shrink & getting locked in an asylum.
Never mind the Fassbender. She’s blocking my Viggo. Move Keira!
Viggo Viggo Viggo Viggo! And Vincent! Hip hip, hooray! (FassDong is cute and all, but gimme those two V’s anyday).
ETA: Also, is it just me or does that poster look kind of budget, like something cooked up using a yearbook design program by a geeky high schooler?
Viggo is looking purty dapper.
God, I’m taking a psychology class now, and every time I see a picture of Jung, I think of Fasdong.
When did my Viggo get so old???
hahahaha
Thank god for this movie. I used to be a psychology student, sexing up the legends always tickles my fancy
LOL
Freud really was a rock star. Doing coke and acting crazy and all that 😛
Edit: Viggo is my forever dong. Faggedabout the Fassdong.
Yes!!! Viggo’s back!!
I’ve been on a Fassie binge for 3 solid days now. I. Need. Help.
Keira Knightly can’t act in a serious movie for the life of her ie: she murdered Pride and Prejudice. That doesn’t bode well.
Holy crap! I live in South Western Ontario and yesterday I was sitting in my living room and thought I felt my chair shaking. I wondered if it was tremors from a quake! I didn’t follow the news at all so I just found out now. It lasted longer than I would have expected and I thought nah it couldn’t be a quake it’s just my back doing weird stuff.
God, her jaw is so annoying! Is it an underbite? Is it malnourishment? Is is constant pouting? What is going on there, and make it stop!
I agree with number 13, actually. IDLYITW over and over again is the most degrading site to women, bar none. How many times he has called our dark skinned brothers versions of the “N” word and basically flat-out said women should all be double D skinny voiceless sex dolls, and that all and every homosexual individual should be killed in “hillarious” manners???? Why would such an intelligent well-spoken site like yours, run by two strong funny women support this evil creep??
The movie looks interesting, and Christopher Hampton (the script writer) is marvellous. However, I hate Cronenberg’s grotesque sensibility, so I don’t trust that there won’t be something majorly traumatizing in it. Will have to wait and read the reviews first.
@MoMo: ME TOO!! I was in bed with a migraine, so I was already dizzy and disoriented. I wondered if it was just me, because at the same time I could hear two men doing maintenance work on the side of my building laughing and continuing on as though nothing were happening. It just kept going! I was just thinking, why doesn’t this ever happen when I’m wearing a bra?
Keira’s lips aren’t “thin and nonexistent”. Say what you will about her acting, but c’mon. Don’t be bitchy just to be one.
Regarding the poster, it somewhat looks like they fused Keira and Melanie Laurent together, especially in the eye area. Maybe there will be a better one along the road.
i want to see this movie so badlyyyyy