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Last November, we first heard about Madonna’s latest incredibly young boyfriend, 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat, whose last name hilariously reminded CB of “jailbait”. To add to the already absurd situation, Brahim’s mommy made it known that she’s not at all thrilled about her son banging someone who is 28 years older than he is. Other than that, we don’t know much about Brahim because Madonna tends to keep him slightly underwraps, often taking great care to leave restaurants and clubs several steps away from him or through an altogether different exit. Also, Brahim is supposedly a French break dancer. WTF? Most people haven’t legitimately engaged in break dancing since the 1980s, which might actually be one reason (besides his youth) why Madge likes this guy. He takes her back three decades in more ways than one!
Anyway, Fame Pictures alleges that Madonna and Brahim had a brief break-up in May, but they are obviously quite together at this point. Madonna’s even allowing him to intentionally appear in the same photo frame as herself. It must be love, right? Well, the happy couple recently celebrated Madge’s 53rd birthday in the Hamptons with Madonna’s four kids and entourage in tow. There’s even a really gross picture of of Brahim grabbing Madonna’s butt right in front of Mercy and David; and just below, here’s the whole group returning home from that trip:
Poor Brahim looks like Madonna’s latest adopted child, doesn’t he? Really, I should be nicer than that because, according to The Enquirer, Madge is completely smitten with this guy and is thinking of marrying him. Here we go again:
At just 24, Madonna’s boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, is closer in age to her children than to the Material Girl herself. But that hasn’t stopped the 53-year-old from telling friends that she’s head over heels in love and wants the world to know.
“She’s proud of Brahim and sees no reason to keep their relationship on the down-low,” an insider reveals. “After nearly a year together, she wants to acknowledge him as her boyfriend.”
For someone Brahim’s age, that might bean merely updating his Facebook relationship status. But Madonna chose to pack on the PDA. “They celebrated her [Aug. 16] birthday in the Hamptons and they acted like giddy teenagers,” says the pal.
While Brahim isn’t her first fling with a boy toy, Madonna is gushing that no one else has made her feels so complete. “She never acted this way before,” the friend says. “She is genuinely smitten. She says she hasn’t felt this kind of passion since she was in her twenties!”
The French dancer has even become part of Madonna’s family, winning over her youngest children, David, 5, and Mercy, 5. “Madonna is amazed by how quickly the kids have bonded with Brahim. They adore him!”
Another key ingredient in their romance is Brahim’s own strong will. “He isn’t deferential toward her and could care less about their fame,” says the friend. “He treats her like a woman, not a celebrity.”
Despite a 29-year age difference, Madonna believes her boyfriend is an old soul. “She says Brahim is like someone she met in another lifetime,” explains the firend. “Everything between them just clicks.”
“The way things are going, no one would be surprised if she announced an engagement,” revealed a pal. “Brahim wants to make an honest woman of her.”
[From Enquirer, print edition, September 5, 2011]
Uh, I honestly think that, at this point, it’s a little bit late “to make an honest woman” out of Madonna. If Brahim really said that, then he must not know her nearly as well as he thinks that he does. Still, who knows? Maybe this guy will be Lucky Husband #3, but probably not. As soon as he turns 25-years-old, Madge will probably toss him over in favor of an eager replacement. And I wonder what Lourdes thinks of her mother dating guys that are barely older than she is? Eh, she’s probably used to all the weird.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame, WENN
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Brahim Zaibat, Delusional, Madonna
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Bwaahahaha….thanks for the laugh!!!
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It’s the freaking Enquirer. Madonna’s friends don’t talk. And a young French guy wouldn’t use the term make an honest woman of her. Lol. I’m sure she’s in love for right now and has no desire to ever marry again, which she has said.
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I like her sunglasses
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Marge would probably marry her french lover in order to legally adopt him without all the paper work.
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I must admit I like these types of stories because they illicit laughter. That is the only thing tabloids are good for.. to make us laugh out loud and giggle like Anderson Cooper!
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MANY years too late and multi-millions of dollars short, kiddo.
Keep dreaming.
*waves @ brin*
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he’s hot..
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Quest, very witty!!
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It seems a shame for her younger children to get attached to him when he has a two year shelf life and he’s already halfway through. Its just not good for the kids for her to parade her boy toys through their lives. I’d say the same thing if it was a man doing it with “girl toys” too.
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I suck at math but, when he was born, wasn’t she putting out a Sex book or about to with the Erotica CD?
The kid’s got dreams so precious in youth.
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She should go for some old rich kinky ass banker or something. These two have the same age difference between me and my mom.
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can’t we just tell it like it is: madge likes sex and her boytoy eye candy is always “up” for the challenge. nothing more, nothing less.
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why does her hair always look wet and ratty…..FFS you’re a jizzillionare!
i just cant with this woman.
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Well Madonna looks awful in that picture with hair that looks greasy and dirty; and yes the guy looks and is young enough to be her child.
Having watched madonna through the years, I find it gross and disgusting that she is trying to relive the 80′s again through these young men – she is the epitome of a cougar woman.
Since she is now 53, she is either going through or should be close to starting menopause – now that will give her something to think about and will put some shocking jolts into her life – I know, I have been there/done that!
Wake up madonna and act your age – you are embarrassing yourself and your daughter – even if she doesnt say anything.
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My, I hope not. In only a few short years we’ll be able to see the “Madge steals Lordes’ boyfriend!” headlines and I’m looking forward to that.
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There is no way possible to make this woman a honest woman. She is tiresome too, and needs to go on.
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Madonna close up, no photoshop or make up is a scary sight. Brahim, you are one brave little boy!
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Mercy is totally smitten with her bodyguard, too cute!
And yes, he looks like one of her adopted children…Loudes is probably used by know, I just wonder what Rocco thinks????
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Good to see she got those fake cheek implants taken out that made her look like another species.
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I predict a massive bitch-fight when Madonna’s next piece of jail-bait takes a run at Lourdes – sort of like the plot of Mildred Pierce!
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seriously just envisioned Madge in 10 years from now, with her latest ‘toy boy’…. (shudders & walks away)
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Gold digger
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I could care less about Madonna’s romantic life. She has put out amazing albums for decades and brilliant concerts. She has been a performer like no other and I go to a lot concerts. For that reason. Madonna holds a special place in my musical heart. Confessions on a Dance Floor was the best pop/dance album of this past decade and she was mesmerizing on stage in the. Confessions tour in 2007. Best concert artistically ever except for her iconic Blond Ambition, the holy grail of pop concerts. Madonna has been a trailblazer. And even when I didn’t agree with her I have admired her ballsy fearlessness.
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Jaded – TMZ has a shot of Lourdes in a bikini; she’s Madge with a lot more va-va-voom. If I were Mommy-Madonna, I would have my eyes on that girl and every guy around her until she turns 25, not because of Lourdes doing something, but the men. A figure like hers doesn’t go unnoticed and unappreciated.
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Lucky Madonna! He’s hot.
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@Turtle Dove – I saw the pics, she’s stunning and I wish I’d had a figure like that when I was her age (I was flat as a board and skinny as a rail…) so if her mum keeps on trolling for minnows there could be trouble….
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we’ll read about Lourdes running off w/her mom’s 20-something bf an taking all of her fortune with them, LOL
I feel for the boy–to attack that decreipt looking cavern–yuck!!
he must be about his money.
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Jayna…I totally agree with you.
Remember her Material Girl song?? It turned out to be quite prophetic.
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He looks like he is in middle school.
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Jaded – *nods head in agreement*
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Somewhere in London Guy Ritchie is laughing.
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Sorry this sickenly low even for Madonna….yes he’s of age but he’s closer to her daughter’s age…DAMN 24…at least get someone 30. SO GROSS!
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Little David Banda looks totally over it in those pics! And if she were going to marry one of her inappropriately young BFs, she should have gone for Jesus Luz. Way hotter than this guy!
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OK. Well she likes them young. But noone would wince if she was a man.
Why not go with the young, handsome ones when you can?
EDIT: I once had a boyfriend 5 years younger than me. He made me feel YOUNG.
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@KLO – You are so right. No one would care, neigh, expect it if she were a man and he were a woman of that age. Madonna knows what she wants and make no apologies for it. So I say more power to her.
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@jayna, i couldnt agree more! no woman in the HISTORY of pop music has done what madonna has done! thats a FACT! just like michael jackson, the whole world was dressing like her in the 80s and just about every pop star today from britney to kylie minogue to rhianna to gaga has been influenced by her! she is the most iconic and influential female pop star of all time! period.
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To each her own. Life can be hard and it is so short. If they are happy then that is wonderful and I am very happy for them.. it works!! Best of luck to them.
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