We’re trying to figure out how to break up the “fashion” from last night’s VMAs, and I put fashion in quotes because no one really brought it, in my opinion. First off we have Miley Cyrus in a curious light blue Cavalli gown that mixed some kind of tiger/leopard/tree bark print at the bodice with a floral Asian motif along the skirt. At least it was demure, I’ll give her that, but it looked even worse from the back with that weird pattern continuing down in a thick stripe and clashing with the flowers. She paired it with some big dangling gemstone earrings and a diamond Lorraine Schwartz necklace, and it was over accessorized. She looked really happy and relaxed though. I find Miley very likable lately.
Demi Lovato’s little silver Mandalay dress was way too tight, low cut and flashy. She’s probably going for “grown up” but it just makes the mom in me kick in and want to tell her to go back up to her room, wipe some of that gunk off her face and cover up. She turned 19 a month ago, though, so I guess it’s her prerogative. At least it’s not another mullet dress.
Speaking of mullet dresses, little Selena Gomez committed that offense yet again. She looks like a newly introduced teen vampire on a CW show who’s about to get a three episode story arc before biting it in a disgusting blood-spewing death scene. She wore this gothic Julien Macdonald lace number. The high neckline with the lace, the sparkly vines and the feather-like parts is just bizarre. It also features cut-out lace sections around the bodice. Justin must have been staring at her cleavage all night in that ugly dress.
It looks passable from the side I guess.
And finally Justin Bieber tried to work a casual look in a black blazer, loose red pants, leopard-print sneakers and sexy librarian glasses. He won best male video for “You Smile.” In his acceptance speech he thanked God then Jesus “because, you know, I wouldn’t be here without him. He’s really blessed me, put me in this position.” Then he said he was sharing his award with all the other nominees. Here’s his acceptance speech, which was full of award show cliches but gratefully short. Justin brought a little pet snake with him for some reason, and he said the snake’s name was Johnson. So stupid.
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that snake he had all night creeped me out to no end…am i totally immature for laughing at the fact that he named his snake Johnson? just the perverted 13 year old in me… also demi’s dress is not cute, but her hair is gorgeous!
Thanks someone I forgot to mention the snake!
I can’t believe you didn’t mention Bieber’s snake! Btw, that is NOT a dong joke guys! Look closely at his hand.
When I first saw the pictures last night, I couldn’t figure out what that was; brass knuckles? Muddy tampon? Dog poo? But, then I saw a higher quality upload and realized, BAM, snake! To me, that was one of the more WTF fashion choices of the night.
Well, if you can call a live animal a “fashion choice”.
Dude, Justin, pull up your DAMN PANTS.
The description of Selena Gomez’s outfit made me do a spit take. She is so dull to me, no star wattage or charisma at all.
Sooooo are Justin and Selena still a couple?
It seems as though they had photos together at a few of these events when they were.
I don’t like Cavalli’s dresses in general, and I’m sorry for Miley because the sleeves are to long, the colour…is meh and the dress doesn’t make her look good – that’s what dresses should do, make us look better expecially in special events and when they are so expensive (I know that she didn’t pay a cent for it, but this is not a reason to wear it).
I like Selena Gomez’ bizarre dress, just because it is bizarre, she is tiny and looks great.
I think Demi looks great!
Miley’s dress is to matronly, Demi’s is too tight and Selena’s is awful. I wish Justin Bieber would change his haircut he looks so girly with that style.
Selena Gomez looks like the female Eddy Munster.
Miley’s dress seems like the kind of dress that might look really amazing in person (with the contrasting textures and patterns), but photographs terribly.
Poor Demi. That is the nicest thing I can say about her look.
Miley does look happy and likable, and kind of frumpy. I think this may be a better-in-person dress, too, the color goes great with her eyes and that would be charming up close and personal. I like her hair and makeup and wish she hadn’t worn that necklace as it highlights her missing neck.
Justin IS a teenage boy, so he is bound to do stupid things. I just read an interview with Peter Framptom where he expressed his deep regret for satin pants and going about with no shirt. So I guess we can feel grateful that the Biebs isn’t trying that look! He will have him own, personal set of regrets in the years to come.
I hate Disney–I swear they manage to turn all their little tween stars into carbon copies of each other. And they all look like overdone plastic figurines. And can someone please tell me when the Bieber will go away? I am so far past ready.
I think I would like Miley’s dress–on someone ten years older and 5 inches taller. It’s elegant, but it doesn’t suit her personality or her figure at all.
I agree with all the people thinking that Miley’s dress is a bit matronly. I wan to applaud her covering up, but that dress belongs on someone like Joan Crawford, maybe Helen Mirren (sp?)
Selena …boob job?
I actually like Selena’s dress. It would totally be something I would wear.
Demi’s dress isn’t too bad. She’s 19 after all, and I’d rather see her wear this dress, than someone like Jennifer Lopez.
Miley’s dress, eh. It doesn’t really do her figure any favors.
The Bieb is still a douche.
1. I liked Miley’s makeup. Hated the dress.
2. Has Demi gotten a boob job? Those puppies look rather high and round to be real. Unless that dress has some crazy corseting. SHe vaguely resembles a Kardashian.
3. I think Selena’s dress could have been really hot and avant garde if the mullet-train had been removed. Then you would have had a super cute (AND YOUNG LOOKING) lace mini. I would have worn red shoes with that dress though- not gold.
4. Justin… does this boy own a belt?! Also, does he actually need to wear the glasses? Because that’s a HUGE petpeeve of mine. I wear glasses and think of the as a hassle.
UGH…I think I was just put off of my breakfast.
The whole lot of them look really fugly.
Gomez was the best of the bunch, by far.
He needs to pull the pants up before we all see his thong.
Myle’s dress is fugly!!
Demi is ok, but the hair is bugging me. Irish Eyes is right, she looks like a Kardashian.
Iloved Selena, yeah I know, but there’s somenthing about that dress.
On first glance, thought that Justin was a woman.
Justin’s outfit and the snake are all gross.
The dress that Miley is wearing would look better on someone taller. That just seems like to kind of dress for a catwalk.
Demi looked great after all that she has been through. The snake made me want to throw up!
All those Disney ‘stars’ get messed up at some point.
Dear Miley: lay off the fillers. Your lips are looking bloated.
Demi looks like a hooker. No offense to hookers. And Gomez looks really really hungry. At least she’s still young enough that her skin has a plump-ness to it. If she keeps going like this she’ll look like a total bag of bones in a few years though. @the Beibs: WTF?
I think some of them were trying too hard. The Disney kids are making a fashion statement.
Miley’s dress goes great with her eyes, it would have looked a lot better if it had been shorter. Facially she looks great.
Demi, ew. She looks like she belongs with the jersey shore cast.
Selena looks good facially, her hair and makeup are nice. That dress..horrible.