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Every day it seems like something new comes out to explain Lohan’s constant partying and sluttish ways. Someone at the jail where Lindsay Lohan’s dad is an inmate sent an anonymous letter to the NY Daily News detailing how obnoxious Michael Lohan is:
“Michael Lohan’s daily activities consist of continuously trying to impress inmates with tales of his wealth, sexual experiences with actresses, including having sex with his daughter’s stunt double, and has gone as far as to say Paramount Pictures signed him to a $100 million contract to produce five movies upon [his] release,” claims the correspondent.
“Michael Lohan never speaks of his other children, including his sons,” Lohan’s detractor writes. “It’s all about money and Michael. … Michael Lohan believes he is the celebrity. Michael this and Michael that. … Come to terms, accept reality. You’re just another number like the rest of us inmates. Grow up Michael!!”
Prison officials declined to comment on the letter - which arrived with a Brooklyn postmark and the return address “Mr. All Inmates” - but speculated that to evade prison regs regarding mail and preserve his anonymity, the writer had it “kited” out of the facility by a visitor.
That’s not surprising, but wait - didn’t Lohan’s dad find God in jail? Doesn’t he know that bragging about sleeping with his daughters stunt double isn’t Christian?
If Michael was talking about banging Lindsay Lohan’s stunt double in “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” it was Darlene Ava Williams and although her promotional pictures are gorgeous, she is looking really beat lately, as seen in the picture above.
Michael Lohan recently sent a rambling missive to his daughter through British rag The Sun, telling her that he holds her blameless for all the bad press about her, and that she needs to put her faith in God, too.
Update: I’ve been thinking about this post, and I feel bad for bashing the stunt double. Darlene Ava Williams is an average person working in Hollywood who had the bad sense to give it up to Michael Lohan. She’s perfectly decent looking and it’s not fair to call her beat. My apologies to her, she’s probably not a millionaire and doesn’t deserve the ire usually reserved for high profile celebrities.
Also, this may not be the stunt double Lohan’s dad was referring to, I’m just making an educated guess. Carry on.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Family, Lindsay Lohan, Photos, Sluts
12 Responses to “Lohan’s dad bragged about sleeping with her stunt double (update)”
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I feel bad for ripping on this woman because she’s perfectly ok looking, is not a celebrity, and did nothing to deserve it besides sleeping with Lohan’s dad. Should I change the image caption or anything? Let me know you guys.
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Boy, Brett Butler’s really pulled herself together.
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Besides the fact we only have his lying ass word for it (third hand, actually, he may never even have SAID it), so I wouldn’t take it to the bank he slept with ANY stunt double.
heh, neelo, I was thinking Sharon Stone?
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Neeylo LOL! Where’s your blog?
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Considering she was a stunt double in 1964, this makes her at least 57-years old. Pretty hot for an old broad. Pretty hot for anybody older than 40. And the apology was a little weak, but necessary.
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I think you’re fine, at least you didn’t call her a one legged hobo.
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Yes, Brett Butler is exactly who I first thought this was before reading the caption. Isn’t this woman a lot older than Lindsay? I guess you don’t have to be the same age to be a stunt double, but wow, this woman looks great. Lindsay’s NOT going to look this good when she’s this age.
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I feel sorry for Lindsey. She has had no parenting-just her criminal dad and her party pal mom. I hope she finds a good mentor/role model, and is able to pull herself together. She’s going to burn out fast and become another Hollywood tragedy if she doesn’t get it together.
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I would change the caption and edit the article itself to remove disparaging remarks about Ms. Williams. Leaving the unkind remarks and adding the apology seems somewhat insincere.
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The image caption isn’t all that derogatory, though I understand that you might feel it is unwarranted. As you said, “she’s perfectly ok looking, is not a celebrity, and did nothing to deserve it besides sleeping withit m Lohan’s dad.” If you suspect a change in caption is in order, I think that you are right.
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I’m all for exterminating the entire Lohan family. Anyone want to second my vote?
Randi:
neelyo:
Willy:
ER:
Daisy:
Poor Boopie:
The Stunt Double is still WAY better than Lohan deserves. I do, occasionally, feel pity for Lindsay…
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