CB already covered some Kardashian new earlier this morning – Kim and Kris Humphries on the cover of this week’s Us Weekly. This post is about Kim and Kris’s appearance last night at a “lavish welcoming party” in NYC. It was sort of like Kim and Kris’s second wedding reception, I think, and various C-list celebrities came out to celebrate Kim and her unholy union to Lurch. Kim wore Victoria Beckham! Can you believe Beckham designed something that isn’t cinched in every possible way? Anyway, I kind of don’t hate the dress. It looks okay on Kim. As for Lurch, he looks meh. I still think he’s probably super-dumb. We’ll see.
As CB/Us Weekly said earlier, ‘sources’ close to Kim claim she’s going to try to get knocked up right away. Life & Style says that it might have already happened – witnesses spotted Kim buying pregnancy tests on her honeymoon. Ugh.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may have returned from their quick but romantic honeymoon with some big news! Life & Style can reveal that on Aug. 25, Kim was spotted at the Pharmacy of Arsenali — just a short distance from the Hotel Santa Caterina in Amalfi, Italy, where she and Kris were honeymooning — scouring the shelves for home pregnancy tests!
“I saw Kim in the chemist,” a vacationer from the U.K., Nick Jones, tells Life & Style exclusively, using the British term for a drugstore. “She came on her own and bought two pregnancy tests. She didn’t speak any Italian and looked a bit embarrassed. The counter staff didn’t know who she was, but we get Keeping Up With the Kardashians back home, so I knew that she was famous.”
Those close to Kim wouldn’t be shocked if the reality star announced a pregnancy tomorrow! “She wants a baby nine months to the day of getting married,” explains an insider. But like most women, who wait three months to announce their pregnancies, Kim is being cautious. “Am I having a baby?” she coyly replied when Life & Style questioned her about the drugstore sighting at the MTV Video Music Awards in LA on Aug. 28. “I just got married! Who knows? It’s no secret that I can’t wait to be a mom. Of course I hope it happens soon. I don’t know if I am right now.”
[From Life & Style]
It’s like that scene from Bridget Jones 2. If your mini-moon is only five days long, why not wait until you come back to good old ‘Merica? And aren’t you only supposed to take pregnancy tests after you’ve missed your period? So, by that logic, Kim scheduled her wedding while she was due to have her period. This makes no sense. Basically, Kim just bought pregnancy tests so everybody would talk about her womb.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I like the dress a lot, but I really like VB. I think she needed a little color for her lip to look less washed out. And Lurch shouldn’t do all brown.
Damn that height difference … Kimberly dress is ok
Are those seams along the side of her torso or is her Spanx/corset showing through?
Maybe I need to adjust the colour on my monitor, because there is nothing “peach” about that dress.
Taupe, yes. Peach? NO.
kim should never be photographed from that angle in pic #3. she looks like a lumpy mattress.
The dress isn’t bad; it’s kind of refreshing to see her in something subdued that doesn’t make her rack precede her into the room by a foot and a half. The problem with pictures of her and her hubby is that the size difference is so startling, that’s all you see.
Can you just imagine what her butt will look like when she is pregnant?!? I am almost 30 weeks preganant and my butt is HUGE..lol!
OMG! Is she ill? She doesn have her inflatable boobs hanging out all over the room!
It hurts me to say it but I like the dress – except she still flaunts that fat butt of hers.
I also hate looking at pictures of them standing together – lurch and his barbie doll – ridiculous.
He is so unattractive. Everytime I see him, I think of Jack and the Beanstalk and he is the mean ogre guarding his gold or whatever was at the top of that beanstalk.
am i the only one who doesnt find this guy attractive?anyway i think she looks good in that dress.
just noticed how fugly her man is
Way better than usual_her boobs aren’t jacked out to here! Yes, her spanx are showing but just about everyone needs help with that type of dress.
I like the dress. That side view makes her look really squat and fat. Or maybe that’s her dopey husband. Not sure.
Eww that does not flatter a figure like hers and you can see all the corseting underneath. The not extremely posed pic #3 that shows how not flattering it is. With a figure like that (I know, I have the big thighs/bum in comparison with the rest of my body) dresses like that don’t really work. But its not like Kim is known for dressing well. She normally looks terrible.
She wasn’t in Italy very long. She landed on Wednesday and left on Friday so she had one full day there for the photo shoot. It wasn’t a honeymoon, it was a paid for work trip and they are spinning it as a honeymoon. SO WHY couldn’t she wait to buy the kit back in the US.?
That TAUPE dress is lovely…that is all.
maybe in a diff color, but it is a pretty dress.
Sounds like another sperm donor case just like Gabe was to Halle Berry. I feel sorry that Kris Humphries is too young and stupid to figure out that Kimmy K is using him for her own benefit. So sad.
Everything about this girl is tragic. Her existence is tragic. That being said, she looks alright in this dress. Just the wrong color for her…
she’s wearing a girdle that’s for sure
I think Kris looks dumb as a box of rocks, but he’s a little cute. Most of his cuteness is negated by his choice of partner.
Also…look at her body language in photo 2. HOLY CRAP LOOK AT HER EYES TOO!! That is some creeeeeeeeepy sh*t. She looks like Persian Barbie.
Maybe it was an ovulation test? Anyway, it is the obvious thing, she will get preggers anytime soon!
I just wish these people would go away for half a second!
Not a flattering dress for her figure especially since like the rest of her clothes, she buys them too small.
Not a flattering dress for her figure especially since like the rest of her clothes, she buys them too small.
My butt is big compared to the rest of me and I think she looks good in this dress. I wear stuff like this I like her shape. She made girls like me happy that she’s famous. Before short big butt girls were seen as unattractive compared to tall thin girls so I say she loooks great.
She looks OK. That being said, I think it is cute when you and your man wind up matching because you are in tune with each other, but damn if she did not dress her Ken doll to match her exactly. Ugh!
They will make bootiful hairy Herman munster
Piglets,, like the dress , hate her she IS NOT a pretty girl ..
The dress is gorgeous but it looks like she can’t breathe. You can definitely see that she’s been SPANXED to the nth degree!
I think she should wear Spanx for her tummy (side view) or is she pregnant?
The dress looks great on her in the frontal views.
i think its a real shame that people keep going on about how “fat” Kim is. even though there is nothing wrong with being fat-i dont think she is. it seems anyone who is bigger than kate moss is somehow “fat” these days.
TRAGIC!!!!!
She is short and have a round body. Even when she believes she is a size 4 she is not. She should contract a stylist or join Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.
Also, she wears too much make up and for every occasion. She looks the same if she is at the gym, beach/pool and/or evening event.
I’m just really starting to feel sorry for her at this point. Not that I think that she’s a wonderful person or anything, but that she seems to be so extremely desperate for attention all the time.
Let’s stage a fake honeymoon to guarantee another magazine cover right after our wedding.
Let’s stage a welcome home party for more continuous press about our relationship.
Let’s put the rumor out there about getting my sex tape off the market in order to drum up talk about me and increase sales of said tape.
Her sense of self-worth must be non-existent to have such a constant need for validation from the public.
Just. sit. down. Already!
Damn!!
hstl1 – Hubs’ handle on Xbox is “one angry ogre.” This dude couldn’t be an ogre if he tried. Too stupid.
Lardassian has got to “keep up” with her sibs, right? Khloe is married and trying to get preggers (good luck to her – I wish her well) and Kourtney already has a kid and is rumoured to be “affianced.” Got to “keep up” with the fam, right?
She looks gorgeous.
“she’s wearing a girdle that’s for sure”…..
Oh hell yea! That is a full fledged girdle under that dress. A full body one that goes at least to her knee’s.
Spanx would have never been strong enough not to have left noticeable rolls.
But it is a nice dress.
The dress is beautiful. Love the Halston vibe. And if you think that everyone, and I mean everyone, in Hollywood doesn’t have spanx on under thier clothes, including most men, your an idiot. Studio services at a department store I used to work at sells nearly a million dollars worth of spanx to the one studio lot each year. One. I have tried them. They are great for smoothing everything out for a sleek look and the outfit I shose to wear was sleek and lean, however, I could not breathe in those things and ended up taking it off in the bathroom that night. Spanx do their job, but man they are miserable, and the funny thing was I asked after I took it off if anyone noticed and no one could figure it out. Never again.
I think the dress is nice, but it’s not made for someone with Kim’s hips/butt. It’s made for someone who’s really thin. On the right person, it would look great.
I hate that I have to use “like” and “Kim Kardashian” in the same sentence, but I really like that dress on her. She should totally do more of those.
And is it just me or does Kris look like a giant Taylor Lautner?
What are the heights of these two? 🙂
Looks like Kim Katface rolled out of bed and took the sheet with her on this one. Unfortunate enough look to start an eating disorder.
I know that she’s famous because of her ass, but i always find that it looks overly huge hence GROSS !
But she’s making money out of it so, oh well…
That is one ugly dude.
He’s cute…she’s gorgeous in that dress. I hope she is pregnant, she seems to want to be a mother very much.
Everytime I see him with her He looks so innocently oblivious to everything… I mean that he does not know what he’s gotten himself into with KK and her family and all that fameseeking crap that they do. Hope he does not sign on to “Kim and Kris take NYC” because you know they will do a crappy spinoff. Those reality shows will destroy a marriage.
The dress is lovely. It’s also about one size too small for her big ass.
Gee whiz, is everybody as excited as I am for what we have in store when she gets preggers? That’ll definitely be the tabloid scoop of the year. I can see the hacks camped out by dumpsters in the hope of recovering the pee stick. Daily updates on her varicose veins and butt growth. Her favorite peanut butter and clam juice protein shake recipe. Oh boy. Can’t wait.
She looks pretty like that. Not too much makeup. She really has a flawless face. Wish I had skin and hair like hers too!
@47
that is not her hair. You can buy it. Its called Indian Remy. She is wearing a weave. Obviously. People just try to ignore it because she is not black. If she was black you would be talking about her weave. It’s a weave everyday of the week. I don’t think Kim ever wears her real hair. I’m am not hating because I think she is beautiful but that is not her real hair. Reality
Galaxy.girl, their heights are 3’1 and 8’10.
She totally bought the tests for show. I’d love to be a fly on the wall when, someday, far far far in the future she suddenly realizes that there is life outside of reality tv.
SO BORING.
Re: the brief honeymoon in Italy. It can take almost 2 days to get from the west coast to Italy. To endure that long trek and only spend a few days to repeat the trip back home defies logic to me. If they wanted to be alone, they could have gone to a romantic place in Big Sur, which is north of the wedding site. Perhaps they flew to Italy on a private jet – its still a long haul. And I can’t imagine the jet lag they experienced. They both look pretty good at the New York event. I kind of feel sorry for both of them. The financial security of the K/Jenner clan is on Kim’s back, and she will most likely support her new husband.
Oh my. Why yes thats a Victoria Beckham. And it would look fabulous on Victoria Beckham.
On KK–not so much.
The girl is mad – the Amalfi Coast is so beautiful and she has so much freaking money that I can’t see why she couldn’t have a decent honeymoon. Love the ‘Lurch’ description – its so true, I can’t bear to look at him.
my,that is a lovely shade of piss!
He’s only like 4 or 5 years younger than her, right? She looks like she’s at least 10 years older!
In the second photo, it looks they are fresh from madame tussauds! Scary how they look so wax-like..
WOW. I don’t usually like KK, anything about her sets me off. But she looks absolutely STUNNING here. Good call, KK.
Gorgeous, glamorous, best i’ve seen her look in a while…
Her dress looks like it was made by stitching a beige table cloth and a matching overlay together.
If this is so-called Greek “goddess” Halston look than it’s a FAIL. The obvious zipper on the back side makes the gown look cheap and the draping is amateurish.
Now this is pure goddess dress:
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/1994.414.6
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0GwBBaQ28mI/STNZkt7vqII/AAAAAAAAB_w/sBHASK0mYbM/s1600-h/dream+halston.jpg