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	<title>Comments on: Tom Cruise is attending glib Matt Lauer&#8217;s Friar&#8217;s Club roast</title>
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		<title>By: daisy424</title>
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		<dc:creator>daisy424</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dante, you are more entertaining than TC will ever be :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dante, you are more entertaining than TC will ever be <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even all his CO$ super-powers can&#039;t make Tom funny. But then again, I&#039;m glib.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even all his CO$ super-powers can&#8217;t make Tom funny. But then again, I&#8217;m glib.
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		<title>By: caribassett</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Cruise needs a good slap.
Even all these years later I do not think his views on mental health issues are amusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise needs a good slap.<br />
Even all these years later I do not think his views on mental health issues are amusing.
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Matt Lauer&#039;s line was the best at the end.  Tom wasn&#039;t even remotely funny nor interesting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Lauer&#8217;s line was the best at the end.  Tom wasn&#8217;t even remotely funny nor interesting.
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		<title>By: Feebee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Feebee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tommy boy does Tropic Thunder and now thinks he&#039;s a man with brilliant comic timing.  I guess Lauer&#039;s status couldn&#039;t draw a real comedian?  Sorry, Conan doesn&#039;t count.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tommy boy does Tropic Thunder and now thinks he&#8217;s a man with brilliant comic timing.  I guess Lauer&#8217;s status couldn&#8217;t draw a real comedian?  Sorry, Conan doesn&#8217;t count.
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		<title>By: er</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom would do or say just about anything to try and get his career back and to try and repair (as if) his public image as a bat-shit crazy Scientologist. Scientologists are trained to lie by the organization, plus combined with the fact that he is an actor, plus the fact that someone else wrote it for him leads to conclusion that he really hasn&#039;t changed in any way and that it is pure PR.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom would do or say just about anything to try and get his career back and to try and repair (as if) his public image as a bat-shit crazy Scientologist. Scientologists are trained to lie by the organization, plus combined with the fact that he is an actor, plus the fact that someone else wrote it for him leads to conclusion that he really hasn&#8217;t changed in any way and that it is pure PR.
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		<title>By: devilgirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom &#039;s comments weren&#039;t that funny, and we all know he had someone else write them. He just needs to stfu and go away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom &#8216;s comments weren&#8217;t that funny, and we all know he had someone else write them. He just needs to stfu and go away.
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		<title>By: WTF?!?!</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a) that wasn&#039;t even remotely funny or clever, and
b) it was written for him.


PR spin. Yawn. And Matt Lauer has plummeted in my estimation for allowing the Friars to take his evening and use it to let Tom try and appear as though he is relevant and has a sense of humour.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a) that wasn&#8217;t even remotely funny or clever, and<br />
b) it was written for him.</p>
<p>PR spin. Yawn. And Matt Lauer has plummeted in my estimation for allowing the Friars to take his evening and use it to let Tom try and appear as though he is relevant and has a sense of humour.
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<dc:creator>xiaoecho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Matt Lauer annoys the hell out of me -- he&#039;s so smug

Tom&#039;s lost weight</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Lauer annoys the hell out of me &#8212; he&#8217;s so smug</p>
<p>Tom&#8217;s lost weight
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:lol: 
You don&#039;t even *know*, Jaybird.  You&#039;re glib.  Do you even *know* the history...?

But seriously, at least Cruise can laugh at himself a little bit.  

*fingers crossed that somebody made a joke about Cruise wearing lifts in his shoes*</description>
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You don&#8217;t even *know*, Jaybird.  You&#8217;re glib.  Do you even *know* the history&#8230;?</p>
<p>But seriously, at least Cruise can laugh at himself a little bit.  </p>
<p>*fingers crossed that somebody made a joke about Cruise wearing lifts in his shoes*
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