Michael Fassbender is finally here to soothe our savage biscuits

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Dear God, FINALLY. My prayers, they were answered. We finally got some nice photos of Michael Fassbender at the Venice Film Festival photo call for A Dangerous Method. We already covered some of the early photos here – but this post is going to be ALL FASSIE. And some Viggo and Vincent, because I’m feeling generous (but mostly because I’m suffused in Fass-lust). By the way, early reviews are saying that the movie is really good. Does it even matter, though? I mean, I’m glad Fassbender made a good movie, but I would see it regardless just because of the key words “Fassbender” and “spanking”.

So, do you like the way my lover looks here? I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t hot for him always, however he was styled. I think the shaved head is an improvement from the bleach-blonde look that he had for several months while he was working in London. You can see a hint of ginger here, as you should. I’m also obsessed with his arms. Michael is BUILT – he may look like a stringy, skinny boy, but he’s muscular and he’s just…*falls out of chair in a lustful reverie*

Fassie was also talking about how he prepared for his role as Carl Jung. While Viggo Mortensen and Keira Knightley made it sound like they did mountains of research, Fassie admitted, “I found all I needed to find in just one source: a book called Jung for Children. It was like a sort of ‘idiot’s guide,’ to Jung.”

There’s video of the cast arrival too. STOP PUTTING THE CAMERA ON KEIRA. One, she doesn’t like it. Two, there’s a perfectly good Fassdong right there, just waiting to be photographed.

UPDATE: Okay, I’m just adding more photos, including close-ups of his gorgeous face, and full-length photos so you can see his awesome jeans and flip-flops (OMG, I WEAR FLIP-FLOPS TOO!). Oh, and I love his little dance on the carpet. He’s so beautiful.

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  1. matilda says:

    OMG. I still remember him as Christensen in the Band of Brothers. Good times…

    It’s always nice to see some of the cast of that miniseries getting serious work.

    And Fassbender’s hot. 😀

  2. Lenna says:

    He has a loverly smile

  3. Love says:

    MIchael is a ray of sunshine. Always happy and smily, no brooding wannabe Brando like the rest of the actors these days. Also love how unpretentious he is in talking about his preparations.

  4. Eve says:

    I’m surprised I’m a little more into Cassel here. Weird.

    And I’ll always love Viggo Mortensen. Always — even if he roots for the wrong football team (bah!).

    About the movie: it’s David Cronenberg, bitches. He has yet to disappoint me.

  5. Nanea says:

    Fassy, Vincent, Viggo… very nearly a HGF!

    (A dash of Keanu, in honor of his birthday today, would have been nice too, and maybe some Christoph – that would have been a bingo! 😉 )

  6. DG says:

    Wow I never understood until now.
    Thanks for that…now I want to know why he is called Fassdong, um, is there you know, a reason *ahem* for that?

  7. karena says:

    Viggo! He is one of my all time favorites. And skinny, stringy muscular are my favorite types of male bodies so Fassbender come on over.

  8. hilary says:

    Fassbender has a big d***. Watch the X-Men or the film Hunger where he is completely naked.

  9. Katy says:

    My God, pics of Harry and now this. When did gingers become so hot? Geez, my whole world is turning upside down : P

  10. Eve says:

    @ Hilary:

    I once sent a link to Kaiser (from Squarehippies) showing screen caps of Hunger. But the bastards removed the post!!!

    I also saw a picture showing a bulge but it’s blurry and, I don’t know, looked photoshopped/weird.

    EDIT: while searching for the weird picture of the Fassdong, I found this (NSFW):

    http://pangplay.blogspot.com/2009/02/this-life-andrew-lincoln.html?zx=16765a627c038736

    It’s the dude from The Walking Dead. By the way, the Hunger pictures can be found there too (NSFW as well).

  11. Sara says:

    I don’t see it ladies, sorry.

  12. Eve says:

    Found a page dedicated to it (the bulge):

    http://fassbenderobsession.tumblr.com/tagged/michael_fassbender_bulge

    Enjoy! Now I’m off to dig my forever dong’s pictures.

  13. Eve says:

    This gif is pretty awesome too. Sorry for the multiple posts — I couldn’t edit my previous one.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo55069f581qevrlbo1_500.gif

  14. lolab says:

    He’s very charismatic and sexy onscreen when it’s a motion picture. In still shots though, I always find him a little methy looking.

  15. gee says:

    This is the hottest he’s looked since BoB. Cleaned up looks nice on him!!

  16. miss silver says:

    Fassie is the hottest. Have you seen him dance to James Brown’s “Get Up Offa that Thing” in the movie Fish Tank?

  17. Love says:

    Have you seen the sex scenes from Fish Tank? Oh God!

  18. Kaiser says:

    I’ve seen the Fassdong in Hunger, I’ve seen Fish Tank and Angel, I’ve seen him strutting that ass in X-Men. I’ve seen almost everything he’s done.

    Except for that dumb-looking one he did with Megan Fox.

    FASSDONG 4 EVA.

  19. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    All I need are the words “Fass and spanking” and I’m there … hope the movie is good

  20. Lieses2980 says:

    Thank you thank you thank you! I’ve been missing the Fassbender love and its not your fault – he just doesn’t get enough coverage. Obviously this needs to change.

  21. JT says:

    I’ve liked Michael Fassbender for a long time, and it’s great to see him get more recognition. But Viggo…that man is my ultimate lover.

  22. mzjask says:

    hello S M O K I N G ! ! !!

  23. Leigh says:

    @Kaiser
    After watching Fright Night last weekend, I think Anton Yelchin is going to grow up into a Fassbender-style hottie. He’s got that young lanky look and chiseling that becomes wonderful in the 30s and up.

    What do you think?

  24. Peruvian says:

    Sorry ladies, everything was nice…until i saw the flip-flops…that seriously broke my heart…

  25. Hannah says:

    These are NOT good pictures of Fassie. The armpit stains..the flip-flops…he looks dirty and not in a good way.

  26. Dhavy says:

    He ruined it with the flip flops! Any other place but here!

  27. chris says:

    Kaiser, wait till you see the red carpet pictures where he’s like gingery deity in a black suit + golden tie … it’s criminally hot!
    He also seems to genuinely enjoy himself, and the enthusiasm is totally contagious. 🙂

  28. Nani says:

    Fassy, Vincent, Viggo…..I think I died and went straight to heaven!!, oh my goodness gracious!!

  29. bitchbelying says:

    Fassieeeee!!!

  30. DG says:

    Alrighty! Thanks for the links on Fassdong now I’m frustrated!@#!#$%!

  31. moi says:

    OH MY GOD. Vincent Cassel, Viggo Mortensen AND Michael fAssbender. Too much, too MUCH.

  32. moi says:

    I just can’t stop looking.

    I think Vincent wins this one, but all these gentlemen do something very special to me 😉

  33. The Original Ashley says:

    Looks better here than he usually does. Doesn’t look as old (maybe the tan helps?)

  34. C.Lynn says:

    Don’t get me wrong, I love Fassbender. I think he’s super sexy.
    But, VIGGO! Dear god in heaven VIGGO!
    The sexiest man on the “Dangerous Method” red carpets is Viggo. He leaves Fassy in the dust.

  35. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    God damn, he was smoking hot and so tortured in Jane Eyre.

  36. Nikki says:

    I love Viggo! Fassbender…. meh not so much.

  37. Kristen says:

    Good gravy — Michael + Viggo + Vincent?? Swoon…. Also, in the video, did you notice how Viggo was super.incredibly.wonderfully sweet and went over to a fan? Love it.

  38. Deltona lakes says:

    This guy isn’t hot to me.. In a few years we will see a receding hairline.. My opinion he’s on the level of Ryan Reynolds and Ryan gosling (taupe) nothing special. I always thought Tom hardy would be brad Pitt’s successor in terms of sexy and hot until he said he had dip on the other side. Oh well they come every few decades Paul Newman, Robert Redford , brad Pitt ….

  39. Love says:

    You think Brad Pitt who lived with a gay man in Hollywood in the 80’s didn’t dip?
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    By the way Newman was gay too.

  40. Eve says:

    I hadn’t noticed his flip flops until you guys pointed that out. I don’t think it’s the classiest look but hey!, he’s wearing (Brazilian brand) Havaianas and they’re the most comfortable flip flops you will ever wear. Perhaps he had to wear tight, closed shoes on the plane and wanted something more comfortable afterwards.

    Come to think of it I could start a conversation using that: “Hey, Ass Bender…you’re wearing Brazilian flip flops. I’m Brazilian too, would you like to wear me (out) as well?”.

  41. Misha says:

    Im new here, cant pinpoint what “methy looks” are. Im getting it being myself there in past. What exactly thou…?

  42. Original Bee says:

    I adore Fassbender. He seems to be so happy being a movie star. Everytime time you see him on the red carpet he’s all smiles and full of enthusiasm. Unlike some celebs who seem so “burdened” under the weight of their stardom, like permanent stink face Kristen Stewart. He’s just livin’ and lovin’ his life.

  43. Deltona lakes says:

    My comment about Tom hardy didn’t mean I don’t still find him sexy and hot. I just don’t think he will be brad’s successor as far as women fans are concern because he admited to being with men.. See what happened to Ricky Martin. You should know by now how it works in HW that’s why many male actors stay closeted.. Btw please provide proof Paul Newman was gay this is the first time I ever heard that.. Re: brad there is nothing wrong with having a gay roommate, He’s not homophobic. I’ve had a gay roommate and I’m not gay or homophobic.

  44. Carmel says:

    Calling it. Fassbender = future Oscar winner.

    Incredible actor and seems just as gorgeous on the inside as on the out!

  45. Julie says:

    Kaiser, you are singlehandedly responsible for my Fassie addiction. Initially, I thought he was alright-looking, nothing to get loonie about. But then after reading post after post, and seeing picture after picture, (thanks to you) I’m a full-fledged Fass-loonie. Last night, I watched the Agatha Christie/Poirot episode where he starred in all his brooding glory. It was wonderful.

  46. Ms.JAPrufrock says:

    Get in line, ladies. I’ve been into Fassy pre-Inglourious Basterds. But welcome to my world–where Fassbender reigns. I can’t wait for him to get back his full head of dark-ginger glory. I love these pics. He’s so private and likes to travel under the radar, but when he has to promote a film, he’s such a charmer on the red carpet. His energy can light up the whole Lido!

  47. MK821 says:

    How can you even look at anyone else when Viggo is present? Aaah, Viggo…

  48. coucou says:

    I agree on the flip flops flop. Puhlease. Like the jeans and shirt combo though, even with the, uh, sweat stains, but this i can see anywhere on any average cute guy with an average sense of style…Strange, i was thinking he looked like Viggo, and then i scrolled down and voila, Viggo…who was looking much nicer i might add in that class A suit…thank you Viggo for making an effort…

  49. Kaiser says:

    Julie – I love that Poirot episode! Fassie’s character is boning his cousin. Sexy!

  50. Anna says:

    He looks way older than 34 and I find him really annoying. He is a good actor though.
    Viggo is just perfect!

  51. Kimbob says:

    Yeah, I like seeing some of his natural color. I’m a ginger, too. Ginger on ginger…wow!