This Labor Day weekend was quite the lucrative one for several cast members of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” While most of us were taking a little time off and eating far too much unhealthy food, Page Six reports that Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio earned $100,000 for a series of gigs in New York City, San Diego, and Atlantic city. That kind of money can buy a serious amount of hair gel and fake tanning lotion, right?
Meanwhile in Las Vegas (which has only just recovered from a recent associated strategic dual pool party coup), Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi hosted a Sunday night bash at Pure Nightclub. Yes, she’s been looking pretty good lately for Snooki, and it goes without saying that Snooki’s got a bit of a glow about herself. Of course, it’s more of a radioactive glow than a glow of good health, but whatever. Can I go ahead and label that bow-like structure on her head as “a fascinator” without angering the Queen of England? Right, and now let’s get a closeup on those horrific nails. Bloody hell in an orange handbasket:
Elsewhere on The Strip, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino hosted a Saturday evening party at LAX in Luxor Hotel and Casino. At least he made this gig though, unlike at the VMAs (which he may or may not have skipped to get some tail), but I suspect that the Vegas paycheck was incentive enough to make him show up and look like a complete douche on the red carpet.
The Situation didn’t even flash his infamous abs for the cameras either, and I’m starting to wonder why he has failed (thus far) to screw with Abercrombie & Fitch by wearing some of their threads in public again. Or ceremoniously burning all of the A&F clothing that he owns in a grand display of Jersey Pride. Or anything really. Of course, he’s probably just to occupied with chasing all of the fly tail around and getting as much action with the ladies as possible. After all, those abs won’t last forever.
Photos courtesy of Fame
I can’t even imagine how they are going to function when this show eventually ends. They’ll be “too famous” to get a “real” job, like Jon of Jon & Kate Plus 8 claimed to be when he left his show.
I have a feeling Snooki and Pauly D will be around in some capacity forever. The rest will fade.
PS – Snooki was drunk tweeting like nobody’s business this weekend. Worth a read, it’s hilarious.
Since when do nails have a shape like a triangle? Just nasty, I can smell the gunk up to here….*PUKE
is there seriously a single girl in the world who thinks the situation is sexy?
i wanna meet that girl and just…analyze.
how?
Yipee-dy-do-Tan until the umpalumpa sings…what a nail catastrophy
You know, if she were WAY more understated (and way less tan), Snooki could be very beautiful.
I agree w @MarenGermany – he is just the grossest. That smirk, ugh. He looks like he’s covered with Bain de Soleil (that orange grease), but Axe Body-scented.
I think it’s the I’mBringingBloggingBack guy who’s dubbed him Droopy Dog. Or Grandpa Sitch.
wow! snooki has lost a lot of weight. and my what shade of orange is that? yeech!
@cmc
I agree. There are times where she looks very pretty, but she over does pretty much everything.
And she’s lost a lot of weight. Good for her, she looks a lot healthier. She has had eating disorders before… but this time it looks like she’s doing it in a healthy way.
Gotta love it: it says “GET THE LOOK” at the bottom of each photo … anybody want to get THAT look? That freshly-dipped-in-turmeric look? Anyone?
And Snooki’s hands look like when we were kids and put pieces of colored masking tape on our fingers to pretend we had huge nails.
I am puzzled by the nails. Just what are they supposed to look like? A mess? done. Also, she needs a BRA. I seriously doubt she does anything “in a healthy way”. Also, 😆 @ sluggo – turmeric. hahahah!
I think Mike is a closet case. He’s so misogynistic and he has no real desire to get a girlfriend and in fact gets them out of the house the minute after they do the tango – literally, for our British friends – they’ve all been tangoed. He doesn’t even let them spend the night – he just sends them off, still dripping, into a taxi.
The rosary is a nice touch.
Yuck yuck. They are all disgusting. Why would anyone pay them to appear anywhere? Is there a large group of Jersey Shore wannabes that attend these parties?
why do they always look dirty. Like they have fleas, and are swarming with infectious diseases…ew
what is up with all these horrible women on the red carpet doing the kissy pose?! Good lord I thought my eyes were bleeding from that Kardashian mess the other week!
How does the situation manage to bang so many girls on that show. Even with abs, he’s still the grossest thing I’ve ever seen! Team Snooki.
@gg, no, I don’t want him gay! I don’t want to be having fun at a gay bar and run into THAT after he comes out! Straight bitches can keep him!
@ManicPixieDreamGirl, I know right? Surely his face can’t make up for his abs?
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