Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Apr 20
'06
Clearer picture of Moses Paltrow-Martin


Little Moses will make his debut alongside Barron Trump in the upcoming issue of People Magazine. Celebrities should wait a little while to release their baby’s pictures in order to drive up the bidding and let their little ones grow into their faces. We’re just saying.

It’s hard to tell if little Moses has a trace of the fetal alcohol syndrome with the terrible face he’s pulling, but maybe that’s for the best.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Babies, Gwyneth Paltrow

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