Angelina Jolie takes Maddox flying in England: why is she not stateside?

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Fame Pictures claims that these are photos of Angelina Jolie taking a “flying lesson” in Surrey, England. But… Angelina already has an American and a UK pilot’s license, as far as I know. Maybe she’s just getting lessons on a new-fangled plane? Or maybe Mr. Curly is her new lover. YES. That’s it. They’re going to rendezvous in the skies.

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There are another set of photos at another agency – go here to see – where it looks like Angelina took Maddox out for a joy-ride on this plane. I don’t know if these photos are from the same day, the same outing or whatever. Is Maddox blocking his mom’s rendezvous with Mr. Curly?

Up, up and away! Angelina Jolie treated son Maddox to a taste of the high life when he accompanied her during a flying lesson in Hampshire, England on Friday.

Rocking a grey maxi dress topped with a black jacket, the mom-of-six, 36, flashed a huge grin while her eldest son — toting an iPad — strapped into the rear of the plane before takeoff.

But Maddox, 10, isn’t the first kid to join Jolie in the friendly skies. Shiloh, 5, went for a ride in a small aircraft last year in L.A. And In 2008, the star even flew her plane while pregnant with twins Knox and Vivienne, 3.

The actress — who received her pilot’s license in 2005 — confessed at the time that her favorite hobby was inspired by her eldest son. “Every time Mad sees a plane, he’s amazed,” Jolie has said. “If I could actually fly a plane. . . I’ll be like Superman to him.”

Maddox’s dad, Brad Pitt, 47, is currently stateside promoting his new flick Moneyball.

[From Us Weekly]

Here’s a question: why is Angelina still in England? Has Brad finished filming World War Z? Or does he have to go back to England to finish the production, and Angelina is just waiting for him to come back? Or is something else going on? Like… maybe Angelina is pissed off about his assistant and so she just decided to stay in England with the kids?

Also: Angelina always looks so genuinely happy when she’s around planes. She really does love it.

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  1. it is! says:

    Could she be any more dramatic? Oh my!

  2. Sumodo1 says:

    Yes, she is honestly happy. And, doesn’t Brad have to continue his “Lots of ‘Splainin’ To Do” tour? Ange is wise to be scarce right now!

  3. Bianca says:

    Brad is still filming WWZ in London. There are pics of him filming this wednesday. Here:
    http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/brad_pitt/brad_pitt_world_war_z_movie_set_looting_rifle_092111.php

  4. Lithe says:

    These are lovely pictures.

  5. Brad'S Back says:

    FYI- Brad got back to London on Tuesday/Wednesday (6-9 hr time diff) & is back to shooting WWZ. If you look, you can find the helicopter pics of him leaving the house he & Angie are renting each morning. There have also been a few WWZ set pictures of him this week.

  6. Happymom says:

    What a bizarre outfit to fly in.

  7. casey says:

    FYI, Brad is already in England since Wednesday after he taped Today show.There are pics of him shooting in England from x17online already last wednesday and also yesterday.Guess you have to make some research before speculating something.That is the reason Angie and the kids are still in UK. He only stayed 2 days in the US.

  8. truthSF says:

    Brad has been back in England since Wednesday, there’s pics of him wiith several of his kids that’s been posted since yesterday.

  9. Praise St. Angie! says:

    she does look genuinely happy here, and (don’t shank me) more healthy. Her hair particularly looks better.

    as far as taking a lesson goes…even professional golfers and tennis players still take lessons, to work on weak points, to reinforce good ones, or learn a new technique. hell, even doctors continue their educations, so why not pilots, too? maybe just a refresher?

    anyway, I don’t blame any celeb for taking advantage of something like this. If I had the time and money, I’d try for a pilot’s license, too.

    EDIT:

    “And, doesn’t Brad have to continue his “Lots of ‘Splainin’ To Do” tour?”

    holy smokes, that made me laugh. it’s certainly generated hundreds of comments on here!

  10. lisa says:

    The article assumptions are completely silly. Angie flies planes. Has for many many years. there are many pictures of her taking her children flying with her. Brad is in London.. his family is in London. Filming continues until late September.. they will be going back to Hungary for the next leg of filming. the family has been together the entire time. When Angie filmed in Bosnia last year Brad was there. When Angie filmed SALT in NYC Brad was there. When Brad filmed Basterds in Germany.. Angie was there.

    why is it necessary for the constant silly grade school speculation about an Assistant; who is doing her job.

    There were pictures of Brad in LONDON the other day..when he came back from the states. Why would she be stateside when he is still filming.

    I guess people were hoping she would be depressed. God forbid she smiles.. because if she was not looking happy the naysayers would have something to grip about. She looks happy why is that a big deal

  11. Kaiser says:

    Ah, thanks to all of the Pittloonies. So he’s back in England.

  12. The Original Mia says:

    She looks so happy and carefree.

    As others have pointed out, Brad’s been back since Wednesday.

    I wonder if they’ve decided to relocate to Europe permanently. Make that their home base instead of LA.

  13. Nancy C. says:

    what the hell is she wearing. she could be a real beauty (like raquel or sophia) if she would just gain a couple of pounds. she’s making leanne look good.

  14. Canuck says:

    I think she’s mostly happy because this is her “I do interesting things and have kids” photo op set up. One has to wonder how a pap (personal photographer) just happened to be waiting on the tarmac before she got to the small Surrey airfield. I really have to wonder if she even has a pilot’s license, she’s been taking “flying lessons” for about as long as she’s been taking French lessons, and we’ve seen how non-existant her French is.

  15. Cheyenne says:

    @Mia: He said something to that effect, about making France their home base.

  16. Ms Smith says:

    Ange isn’t state side because she is too busy cooking and cleaning for her six kids. I am surprised that she has time to fly a plane given all her motherly duties.

  17. Cheyenne says:

    “She looks happy… more healthy… hair looks better…”

    Brad in the Parade interview: “We don’t have a seventh child yet.” (“Yet”?!)

    Okay, this is a shot in the dark, but… ???

  18. Maybe because she’s simply enjoying herself in England and doesn’t need Brad with her at all times in order to have a good time. Couples aren’t attached at the hip ya know.

  19. Cheyenne says:

    @Canuck: She’s been a licensed pilot for at least ten years. And you don’t know how non-existent her French is because you’ve never heard her speaking it.

    I know it’s asking the impossible, but try not to let your ignorance blind you to facts.

  20. Lithe says:

    OK Kaiser, you just made me lol. You seem to know your audience well. Now I know not to believe you believe the crazy stuff you write–you’re just paying the bills. There is no shame in that. And if you stir up a pitt of trouble in the process, that’s just gravy, isn’t it? 🙂

  21. sharylmj says:

    she looks awesome here.. so relaxed and happy.. Maddox was with her.. I bet they had a great time!!

  22. Dibba says:

    They keep threatening to move to France. Like anyone would care. I think fake accents are next.

  23. Imelda says:

    Of the course she’s staying a good xxx amount of miles away from him at the moment, he’s a total berk and would make her look bad.
    Lovin the I am in a remote field but there still happens to be a photographer around, vibe. Brandgelina needs a boost from its main protagonist…time to haul out the I can fly planes save the world and still be home in time to feed six kids (or is that six nannies) I’m getting confused with all the goings on over the last few days – forgive me ladies.

  24. Dibba says:

    She has eating disorder.

  25. She does look happy.That’s going to piss bitter women off everywhere…

  26. Dibba says:

    I feel bad for Pax kid. I think they bought him as a “playmate” for Maddox. He never goes anywhere. Maybe they keep him locked in Maddox’s room.

  27. olivia says:

    Angelina Jolie flies plan to prove she is not dull and boring

  28. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL Yea Brad is back in England. Have you been absent the last 7 years where they’re always together, not taking more than a few days apart since they coupled? Anyway Angie looks soo super happy. Man Angie is soo badass.

    Dibba LOL your a riot I tell ya. I wouldn’t suggest you do stand up though, I am being extremely kind. However yes your jokes suck, get some new material.

  29. Meadowlark says:

    It’s after seeing pictures like this that I think I wouldn’t mind being Angelina’s life partner. She seems like a delight! Brad, watch out, I know she swings both ways!

  30. Roma says:

    Prenatal vitamins do lead to fantastic hair!

  31. Canuck says:

    Oh Cheyenne, she was soooooo busted on French TV, she can’t even spit out “I understand a little” properly. I know it’s impossible, but try not to let your blindness to the facts make you look ignorant, around 2:10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv98kULpXZs

    So, back to the question. Do we KNOW if she has a pilot’s licence, or is it merely an assumption because we’ve been seeing “flying lessons” for years?

  32. mln76 says:

    What an interesting adventurous woman. I love her relationship with Maddox. In fact she said she learned to fly because she promised him she’d learn.

  33. WhiteNoise says:

    Sumodo1 – “And, doesn’t Brad have to continue his “Lots of ‘Splainin’ To Do” tour?”

    Killer! Thanks Sumodo, I’ve been laughing helplessly at this for about 5 mins now. It’s set me up perfectly for Friday night. 😀

  34. Saskia says:

    I think it was Pax with her, not Maddox. This same story is also on Tyler but there’s a single photo there which shows the kid with her – facing away, of course, but that doesn’t look like Maddox’s head to me.

    Wait. It’s Fax. Totally.

  35. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Canuck why do you even care? I could go on a lengthy spiel and show you tons of pictures of Angie flying around, interviews where Angie talks about flying, TV interviews where Angie is flying. (You know you can’t just hop in plane and fly it Maybe you don’t know but guess what? You can’t.)I could if I wanted. However you don’t really give a f*ck do you? Not a damn thing any of the Brad and/or Angelina fan base tells you could change your mind.

    How about we talk about why you think Brad is gay? We were talking about that last Friday no? Why don’t you tell me your theories. Unlike you, I am willing to actually listen to reason. If you have some amazing reasons why Brad is gay, provided with proof then you got someone who believes you.

    The grand difference between Brad and Angelina fans and people like you is that you can’t prove a damn thing that you say. We have a lot more backing us up. So unless you give me something tangible love don’t bother.

  36. LoL says:

    31 canuck, she looks gawgeous in that interview. wow she looks like she had a bit of a tan. Thanks for sharing.

  37. Dibba says:

    What joke are you talking about? All of my posts are serious.

  38. Ell says:

    Could anyone ‘rock’ a long grey dress and black jacket, who writes this stuff.

    She looks genuinely happy, maybe she loves living in England…it’s a great country:)

  39. anon says:

    Angie’s goal this week was to show the world that she is not boring. She can fly the plane for god’s sake! How interesting! But wait, since they have no babysitters, who’s watching her 5 kids when she spending time with one?

  40. Sue says:

    She’s an actor she can make us believe whatever she wants….. That is a really big smile pasted on there….

  41. Dibba says:

    Who said Brad was gay? I thought JA was BI.

  42. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Dibba Yea seriously funny.

    Fellow poster Canuck think Brad is gay. It was the Brad thread from last Friday. She had to go before she could explain why.

  43. Dibba says:

    Sorry I meant AJ BI-sexual not JA!!

  44. Maritza says:

    It scares me to think something might happen to her when she goes out flying.
    What best way for her to outshine JA then to show the world that besides beautiful, great actress,humanitarian and mother of 6 she is also a pilot! Great move Angie…

  45. Dibba says:

    Oh, he’s definitely not gay IMHO.

  46. sassenach says:

    @ Canuck- Thanks for the video. She looks stunning! I don’t get the big deal that she can’t speak alot of French. The French interviewer complimented her on her french accent.

    BTW She has her US and UK pilot’s license. Not only has she said it but over the past eight or so years there have been many pictures of her flying ALONE. You can not fly alone without a license.

  47. Dibba says:

    Yeah, all I can think of is JFK Jr. when these celebs start flying…

  48. Dibba says:

    AJ seems much happier overseas than in US. Seems like it would be a good idea for them all to stay there. That way the kids won’t be bothered so much by the media. Brad said all the kids are learning French so maybe its true that they are staying there.

  49. Lindy says:

    I really did want to believe that she can speak French–I’m bilingual myself (French and English) and think it would be cool if AJ really did speak it. But having heard her two different times in interview settings totally butchering it, I’m not buying it. Oh well….

    As for all the speculation about the state of their relationship, I guess it just bores me at this point. Either they’ll stay together or they won’t. None of us knows one way or the other how solid they are. And while I love coming to Celebitchy for the gossip and comments, I truly feel like the “triangle” stuff is just yawn-inducing for me. And most of it seems totally manufactured to sell magazines.

  50. Nia says:

    May I ask how many times a month in the last seven years is she photographed? She is a beautiful woman but doesn’t she ever get sick of someone taking her picture? I personally hate to be photographed even though I have been randomly photographed by people my whole life. It is kinda freaky having someone just shoot you off-guard.

  51. Dibba says:

    It looks like she has a bad overbite and needs teeth removed.

  52. BlackMamba says:

    Ouch Kaiser! Now you are experiencing what I was trying to say on this blog…It’s not just Jenhens that are CRAZY! And when one read the comments on your blog for every crazy Jenhen there are 10 even crazier Brangeloonies. You can’t even poke a little fun at The Brange without them jumping on you like you killed their first born. Hahaha what would Brangeloonies do if GOD FORBID the Brange seperated one day????

  53. honeybunz says:

    She looks goooooorgeous!! Maybe she is preg again…se looks like shes slightly fuller n the face with shiny hair….course it could be just eatn more and a good flat iron! Lol either way she looks very happy!

  54. katyalia says:

    Yeah, you can and you must fly solo (‘alone’) in order to even get your licence.

  55. serena says:

    She seems like a happy little girl with her new fabulous toy. She’s amazing.

    By the way she has an amazing French accent (thanks to her mother I guess), it’s a pity she can’t speak it too well.

  56. Jessica says:

    I would look happy and carefree too if I didnt have a monday – friday 8-5 job and could go shopping, flying or whatever on a whim… ugh..

  57. Canuck says:

    @36: You’re welcome, but she still can’t speak French.

    @Love Angelina: so, if there are shots of her flying solo, please do link. I don’t recall seeing any, but maybe there are. Hence my question, which is actually a genuine one. And yes, I do know one needs to take lessons, as my husband started taking those at one time. I also know how far along he was 6 or 8 months in, and AJ doesn’t seem to be there, at least not in these photos. Which is why I find myself wondering if we’ve all just been assuming that she got her licence.

    As for why gay… It always bothered me why a guy who supposedly left his wife for a new lover would
    A) have said new lover let it “slip” that it was all about children. You may believe that, but I never did. To me, it’s spin. Image.
    B) Conceive and execute the “W” photo spread with AJ and the kids (he owns the rights) shortly after splitting. At the time, it smacked of the sort of in-your-faceness one would expect from the person who was jilted and had something to prove, not the person who had happily moved on to a new love.
    C) Various and multiple jibes aimed at Aniston over the years, the timing of announcements etc. It would take way too long to go and hunt them down and probably make this post way too long.

    Anyways, to me, Brad’s behavior after the split NEVER made sense. He had never come across to me as the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he had never come across as being a vicious *ssh*le either. Somethng in that story did not compute.

    Enter a blind item, written a year and a half ago. The lightbulb went on, it ticked off the boxes for all of the “this doesn’t compute” list. To be clear, I don’t give a rat’s patooty what people do with their private bits, so long as “No Pets, No Kids”.
    I’ll paste the blind into the next post, because when I change windows on my Ipad to copy, I’ve been losing the posts I haven’t yet submitted.

    The Parade interview really cemented it. Imagine reading a blind, and then a year or so later reading an interview that says virtually the same thing, leaving out the bits that the public shouldn’t know. Even Pitt’s wording, his reference to smokng weed, the insistence on being a father etc. I honestly think that Pitt was being truthful in the interview, only not about the real context. He thought he was going to be sly and got hoisted by his own petard.

  58. Canuck says:

    @sassenach: My point in an earlier post was that she’s been “learnng French” for years but can’t put a basic sentence together. She’s been taking flying lessons for years, I’m wondering if she actually made progress, or does she fly like she speaks French? As for the accent… He was being polite. And yes, I do speak fluent French, Parisian, not Quebecois.

    I don’t put much stock in what any of the celebs say, they spin their images. You can talk the talk all you want, what I’m asking is if in the case of piloting, does she also walk the walk? Do link, it was a serious question as said in an earlier post.

  59. mzjask says:

    she looks great in these shots, super happy, they must be havin a great time! i like how she doesn’t seem to be ‘defined’ by her relationship with Brad, she is just as strong and happy on her own.
    how awesome it must be for those kids to be in a private plane at that age, let alone their action star mom flying the thing! shoot! 😉

  60. Sakyiwaa says:

    Kaiser, pot stirrer extraordinaire!

    Aww! Yes! Angie flies a plane! I know you got to be real intelligent to understand the physics of it all!

    Way to go, Ang!

    Not mention be very courageous! I mean JFK Jr. KILLED himself doing this!

  61. LoL says:

    56 Canuck. I think the point is you hate Angelina and don’t like the fact that she’s a Pilot and she’s learning French.

  62. Imelda says:

    That’s just reminded me next time I fly to check that the pilot’s not wearing sunglasses because you know I’d really feel better knowing he wasn’t!

  63. The Original Mia says:

    Both Brad and Angelina have said they are learning French, but that the children, even the twins, are fluent.

    Angie has been photographed plenty of times flying either with her instructor or by herself, Canuck. Since you like to do research and you’re the one in doubt, look it up.

    @Imelda…Umm…I’ve seen pilots with shades on. Doesn’t make me doubt their ability to fly.

  64. mln76 says:

    @ Canuck again with the sinister motivations. Its much harder for adults to learn languages than it is for kids. So of course she can’t speak perfect French. Even Johnny D who has lived in France for a dozen years says he can barely speak French.

  65. Enny says:

    Maybe you should change the blog name to “Angielooney.” 😉 Seriously, she’s not that great, or that interesting. She gets a really disproportionate amount of love ’round these parts.

  66. Freya says:

    “They keep threatening to move to France.”

    Why do you call that a threat, Dibba?

    Speaking French, or any language, with an accent is not “fake.” It’s nice to be able to speak other languages!

  67. Canuck says:

    The blind:
    “This couple seem to have it all.  Perfect family, magazine covers, and a fan following that would follow them into the pits of hell.  They seem to be perfect, but the story doesn’t about them.  See the man used to be married to a beautiful actress who believed that they were in it for the long haul.  She had no idea that her PR and his PR had arranged for them to be the Hollywood “it” couple.  The reason?  He liked boys and she had no idea.  And the PR teams knew that the two of them together would be an explosion of epic proportions.  He begged her for a family to help keep his image, but she wanted to enjoy being a newly wed without kids to worry about.  Plus she still liked to have some fun, the herbal kind.  And she knew when she became a mom she would have to grow up and she wasn’t ready.

     He got bored being a loving husband began hooking up with his best guy friend. She finally caught on and he told her that if she wanted to keep her status she would go along with it.  She actually considered it, but because she loved him and thought she could change him.  HA, don’t they all.  So she agreed and they went on a vacation, but he couldn’t stop from the boy loving and once she found out that his “buddy” was also near by, she was done. He was worried that she would spill, so not only did he leave her, he spun a whole new story so that even if she did out him, it would appear to be out of vengeance.

     Now he is off, living a Hollywood dream with another beard, one that is so into the Hollywood game that she should crowned as Queen.  Funny thing is though, she has him so whipped that he no longer even talks to the guy that used to be his best friend because while filming their last movie together, she heard all about their trailer hook-ups between scenes..

    It’s Not
     George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis”

    Now, back to what Pitt said.
    ” He was pretending that his marriage was something it wasn’t”
    “Sitting on the couch smoking weed….pathetic”
    “He was bored”
    “Giving” his children to Angelina
    The child pimping (selling the kids photos including those he took himself, using the kids for photo ops etc) vs “he wanted kids for his image”.

    And Clooney… Does anyone NOT think that he signs up these women to be his flavour of the year because he’s paying lip service to the whole “need to appear a manly man” rule, but is so blatant about it that you know in your heart of hearts that he really doesn’t give a d*mn? Did these former best buds party together at TIFF? Not even a little bit…

    Now, I know that there is going to be a deluge of insulting and derogatory posts made at me following this. Too bad. That said, read the blind and then read the interview. One page, two sides…

  68. Bermuda Blues says:

    Gorgeous!

  69. LoL says:

    63 the original mia, exactly. I’ve never heard/read Angelina say she was Fluent. She always says she’s learning and her kids are better at it.

  70. Freya says:

    LOVE ANGELINA, Canuck is a hater. Maybe she is from that hating board, FF.

  71. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    When Angelina first got together with Brad she did an interview with Vogue magazine. There is a picture of Angelina flying the plane solo while Annie Lebowitz took her picture. You can Google it yourself. Its the Vogue where Angie is wearing a red dress and its like in the desert. Angie does fly solo and if she doesn’t so what. Most people like to have a co captain. There is no way Angie would be flying without the proper certification.

    Uhhh your A and B points don’t make too much sense to me. However the W magazine shoot was conceived to promote Mr and Mrs Smith. The movie was about people in a unhappy marriage and according to Pitt he knew what that was. I don’t see what was gay about it. I brought that Magazine and I love it. Its stunning.

    IDK what blind item you read. Look you haven’t really given a whole lot of proof that Brad is gay. He spends a majority of time with his kids and Angie or working or charity. Don’t know when Brad finds time to have a homoerotic encounter in all that.

    I mean seriously a few year back x17 posted a video of Brad and Angelina at the Cannes film festival in 2007 or 2008 I think. Angie is wearing that gorge yellow dress, she and Brad are leaving, as soon as they get in the car Brad is all over her. I am gonna do you a solid and post the video.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob3eI2Nhn4
    Damn!!!! I forgot how hard they went at it.

    Anyway that is one straight man.

  72. Embee says:

    I know she can fly, and I have seen photos of her soloing. She still looks fake smiley in these pictures.

  73. Esmom says:

    I’m not an Angie hater but seriously who dresses like that go flying? She’s dressed for a photo op not a flying excursion!

  74. Canuck says:

    @mln: I learned French as an adult and often get taken for a native French speaker.

    There are vids on YouTube of Depp speaking very passable French at some Music Awards 9 years ago. Marion Cotillard said more recently that he speaks very good French and when they were filming, they spoke in French all the time.

  75. Freya says:

    I’ve read years ago that Angelina has both the British and US pilot’s license, that the British test is harder, and not too long ago she has said, if I remember correctly, that she is studying for an instrument test.

  76. Cheyenne says:

    Canuck: Do we KNOW if she has a pilot’s licence
    =============================================

    You can google photos of her flying solo. To fly solo you have to have a pilot’s license. It’s like driving a car, if you drive alone you have to have a driver’s license, etc.

    Can you follow that much at least?
    ______________________________________________________

    Depp has been learning French for the past 15 years. He lives full time in France. Angie’s been learning French for the past five or six years. They don’t live full time in France. It makes a big difference.

    As for you being taken for a “native speaker”… never mind, I’m not going there. 😆

  77. Cheyenne says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA: Canuck’s reason for insisting Brad is gay is very simple: He dumped her idol; therefore, he’s gay. 🙄

    If dumping Aniston is the criteria for being gay, there are a whole lot of gay guys out there. 😆

  78. Imelda says:

    @Origial Mia
    Um seems to me Brad would want to master the English language first before he starts in with the French.

  79. The Original Mia says:

    @Canuck, do you want a lolly for perfecting the French language? And you keep saying Brad’s gay like it’s something bad. IF he’s gay or bi, so what? He and Angie have a solid relationship that hasn’t shown any signs of ending. That’s what really chafes your butt.

  80. sassenach says:

    @ Love Angelina- This Brad and Angie kiss is better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNI1tI07P2A

  81. the original bellaluna says:

    Who f’ing cares? Fly; have fun; so what?

  82. Canuck says:

    @Cheyenne: Depp doesn’t live full time in France. 5 or 6 years of French lessons should enable you to say “I speak a little bit” without havng to ask the TV host for pointers. Face it, she’s a bit of a poser, putting on airs of being “better” than the rest of you.

    As for me, sorry but I’m not on YouTube like AJ. Not that you’d be able to recognize how my accent and grammar are anyways, I would say.

  83. Canuck says:

    @Mia: You’ll note that I said that I don’t care what people do with their private bits, except No Pets, No Kids.

  84. katyalia says:

    @ Cheyenne et al: Again, no, you do not need to have a pilot licence to fly solo. It’s the opposite you are required solo flight hours, maneuvers, etc. in order to obtain your licence.

    Beeing photographed flying solo does not prove she has a licence.

  85. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Canuck Yes Blind Items are the most accurate thing world. Its kinda crazy to believe that. It doesn’t make any sense, it takes elements of what we all know and then adds in crap. None of it makes any sense…nothing has come of this blind item. I bet you its unsolved because no one can prove it.

    @Cheyenne LOL I wouldn’t be surprised because I just don’t get where that comes from.

    @sassenach Yea thats a hot kiss too. Very hot. The unrated MAMS has some scenes that weren’t included in the movie and the love scene is extended. However I like they aren’t acting in the video I posted. It was kinda hot seeing Brad lean over and kiss Angie in that car and it was like hard kiss too. They were like seriously going at it. You just know they had sex when they got home.

  86. anne_000 says:

    @67 Canuck – Your blind item says “He begged her for a family to help keep his image, but she wanted to enjoy being a newly wed without kids to worry about. Plus she still liked to have some fun, the herbal kind. And she knew when she became a mom she would have to grow up and she wasn’t ready.”
    ***

    Uh…. Angelina ALREADY had a kid LONG BEFORE she started dating Brad.

    And she never was a newlywed with Brad – they’re not married.

  87. Canuck says:

    As for pix flying solo, maybe it’s because I’m getting location oriented results, but nope, not a single shot of flying solo. Lots of getting into the plane, sitting in the cockpit while on the ground etc. None of lifting off while piloting alone. If any of you are getting search results that return solo shots of AJ lifting off without an instructor/pilot, I’d be happy to look at the link.

  88. casey says:

    What an interesting woman.Flying a plain.This woman continue to amaze.And, what a gorgeous pilot.Who can top that.

  89. casey says:

    Maddox is so cute.he is a mommy’s boy.Lucky boy.

  90. mln76 says:

    Oh geez Canuck talk about obsessing. It sounds like the only way you’d believe she could fly is if you could sit on her lap while she does it. Me thinks you have a bit of a crush on Angie. No wonder you keep insisting Brad is gay.

  91. casey says:

    I will bet someone that I know will soon be taking flying lesson too.She is Angie’s stalker who always want to copy Angie.lol

  92. Dede says:

    Canuck since we know you are obsessed with Angie we know you read the Vogue Dec 06 where the person that interviewed her said angie took the interviewer on her plane.

  93. Bird says:

    Canuck, you are amazing and I love your posts!

  94. Canuck says:

    Love Angelina: there’s a picture of AJ at the controls of a plane, there’s not a picture of the rest of the cockpit to see if someone else is there too. Plus, just got to say, with all of the photoshopping that goes on with these magazines, it’s a little hard to say what that picture started looking out like. I’m not a pilot, but one would think that if you are turning the stick to the right, the plane would probably bank to the right, not the left…

  95. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Anne_000 That BI is a little confusing but its talking about JA for the first half up until the 3rd paragraph then it goes off into nonsense about Brad leaving Jen because she knew he was gay or some dumb crap. Canuck didn’t provide a link, I honestly think she wrote this herself because it makes no sense. LOL Like if he had a willing beard why leave? Its stupid. LMAO.

    @Canuck Pic of Angie flying, she is in the sky love. http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2422549/angelina-jolie-vogue-jan07-05/

    You should certainly read the interview on Vogue’s website dear.

    here just some more stuff from that shoot and it tell you the exact magazine so you can go look it up. http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/12/15/angelina-jolie-vogue-jan07/ Angie tells Annie come on we are gonna fly or something to that affect and Angie flies with Annie in the damn plane and thats how Annie got the shoot of Angie flying above.

  96. LoL says:

    LoL canuck thinks Angelina gets in a plane and just sits in it to convince canuck that she’s a pilot. are you the same person that said Angelina was in Oakland with brad but had her personal photographer release photos of her @ legoland to convince us that she wasn’t in Oakland? Lmao Canuck Dailymail has a photo of the plane in the air but something tells me that won’t be good enough for you.

  97. Sloane Wyatt says:

    I thought we were supposed to be posting b*tchy remarks about the celebs, not each other.

    My opinion is to live and let live with the differing opinions and ease up on the labeling. I think it would be kinda boring not to have theories and opposing remarks posted here.

  98. Zzzzzzzzz says:

    @Canuck – okay, you win. Angie can’t fly a plane, she can’t speak french and she’s all the other horrible things you think she is. And Brad is a gay S.O.B. Happy now? Jesus H. Christ.

  99. Canuck says:

    @mln: Ok, third time I’ve asked someone to link a photo. I am willing to believe she does have a pilot’s license. The neverending lessons however, have me wondering. She’s obviously seriously exagerating about the French lessons, if she wasn’t out and out lying. So link. Give me a photo of AJ taking off without a co-pilot. A link to the FAA, a link to anything that isn’t smoke and mirrors.

    Although looking at the requirements for getting a Pilot’s license, a certain number of hours of solo flight are necessary even before you get it in order to qualify.

  100. Jayna says:

    I miss this Angie. But I loved her in her jeans and black t-shirts always with Maddox and flying her plane or in parks, not hounded by tons of paparazzi. She was so carefree and so in love with her liitle boy.

    Time marches on, but I miss her jeans and t-shirts.

  101. Canuck says:

    @anne000: that would have been referring to Aniston, not Jolie.

  102. WhiteNoise says:

    I don’t know who’s scarier here: Canuck or Love Angelina…

    Nice pics of Angie and Mad though. 🙂

  103. lio says:

    I’m french and i can tell you that AJ can’t speak French AT ALL. A lot of american actors try at least to learn how to say “hello”, “so please to be here with you tonigh” and “Goodbye” when they come here. Some are good enough to answer questions in French on national television (Bradley Cooper, Jodi Foster, Sigourney Weaver, Hugh Laurie, Emma Watson…). AJ can’t say a thing – which is very weird considering the time she is supposed to spend in France each year and the fact that all of her children are learning this language. To be frank, I don’t know what to think of it…

  104. Cheyenne says:

    Canuck, puh-leeeeze. A BLIND ITEM?! If you believe in blind items, there’s some oceanfront property in Nebraska I’ll sell to you cheap.
    ______________________________________________________

    @mln: Of course Brad is gay. So is Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, Gerard Butler, John Mayer, the list goes on and on. They’ve gotta be gay. They all dumped Aniston, didn’t they? 🙄

  105. mln76 says:

    @Canuck I’m on an iPhone can’t link but I am pretty sure it’s a matter of public record like a driver’s license.

  106. Jayna says:

    Canuck, she is probably working towards her multi-engine license to get instrument rated Right now she has a single- engine license Or maybe she hadn’t flown that plane before or maybe hadn’t flown in a couple of years since babies and brought along the instructor.

    I have dated two men with private pilot’s license. It’s not a big deal and both flew alone all the time. It’s moving up to instrument rating that requires even more hours and studying. She used to fly all the time with Maddox.

  107. Cheyenne says:

    Canuck: Not that you’d be able to recognize how my accent and grammar are anyways
    =============================================

    And I’m sure nobody else would either, but you keep on talking that Ig-pay Atin-lay and pretending it’s Ench-fray.

  108. Canuck says:

    @mln: you can search the FAA site, but as it’s designed to search for yourself, there looks to be info requested on their site that only a stalker or AJ would know. And I’m neither…

  109. Bird says:

    Agree that this is her ‘I’m interesting and have kids’ photo op.

  110. Canuck says:

    @Bird: 🙂

  111. Dede says:

    so what do you call jen being seen everyday with justin…im not boring justin loves me pr game..funny how justin is now repped by CAA..why are most of jens love interest part of CAA..brad and her relationahip was set up through them too and we know how that “merger” ended..angie has been out flying before dont be mad cuz you know deep down its pretty cool that she can fly a plane

  112. Anna says:

    Canuck killed it! Post #67 is amazing and completely believable. It’s shocking that they didn’t hang out at TIFF. They can’t use the excuse that they didn’t have time to see each other when George and Stacey were partying until 4 AM. What’s funny is that both George and Brad go around name dropping each other in interviews (George did this in one I read yesterday) but they never hang out anymore. When you really think about it, they had more chemistry in the Ocean’s movies than they had with their love interests. I’m totally buying it. Done and done. Keep up the good work Canuck.

  113. Cheyenne says:

    @Anna: Hold up. Now Clooney is gay too?!

    You guys are too much for me. You see gay everywhere. When Theroux dumps Aniston will you say he’s gay also?

  114. Canuck says:

    @Anna: During an interview for JGWI, someone was asking about the parallels between her life and the movies she had done. She commented (sic) that this one had no parallels, she had never been a Pretend Wife (the movie’s original name), she’d never been a doctor, worked for a doctor etc. Then she quipped “But I might have a pretend husband out there somewhere”.

    And then Pitt does an interiew saying he was pretending. Got to love it, dumb as a doorknob.

    Or this quote from her;

    The actress, who recently admitted she found dating hard, revealed on a talkshow that in the past, friends have told her that someone she’s going out with is gay.

    When she was asked on the Early Show: “Have you ever told a friend ‘He’s just not that into you?'” Jen joked:

    “No, I don’t think I have. I think it’s pretty clear that he is or isn’t.”

    All fine, clear and understood. But then she adds:

    “I have had people say, ‘Honey, I think he’s gay.’

    “‘What? But we get along so well,'” was apparently her reply.

  115. Katherine says:

    Angelina has said she is studying for her instrument license. She has also said that when she hasn’t flown regularly in a while she always takes an instructor up with her if she has any of the kids along until she gets back in the swing of it. She does that for safety reasons. This also seems like a new plane so brigning an instructor up is also wise for that reason.

    If you don’t believe she has a pilot’s license in the UK and the US then look it up. For heaven’s sake you take a stupid blind item as gospel when everyone knows that 99% of them are just made up nonsense. For almost all BIs, if they were true they’d use the names. BIs are a cheap and easy way to fill your site or your column with seemingly juicy gossip and never have to prove a thing.

    Not one thing Canuck cites in her Post 67 as to why she believes Brad is gay has anything to do with being gay. Some of it is sexist though. But generally it makes little sense and is beyond laughable.

    Brad has never “taken jibes” at Jennifer over the years – unless you are referring to him having children as “jibing” at poor childless Jen or being happy with Angelina as “jibing” at sad Jen or being in critically acclaimed movies as “jibing” at Jen because she is in critcally unacclaimed movies and on and on. Maybe Brad is staying alive just to “jibe” at deadend Jen. Brad is living his life and I doubt he gives much thought to his former wife.

    The gay community is fully aware that Brad is not gay. If he were then we’d have heard about it by now from someone he dallied with.

  116. The Original Mia says:

    Let’s see…hang with George or take your woman home and have a little Daddy/Mommy time away from the 6 kids. I do believe I’d have private time with my SO over my BFF too! Good lord!

    @Canuck: If you don’t care what people do with their naughty bits, why do you keep insisting Brad’s gay?

  117. Canuck says:

    @Lucky Charm: Thank you, that’s what I was asking for.

  118. Lucky Charm says:

    Here’s a link to her flying solo: http://tonetcarlo.wordpress.com/2007/05/13/angelina/

    and a video: http://crushable.com/entertainment/angelina-jolie-zahara-and-shiloh-going-for-a-flight-video/

    I’m not a pilot, licensed or otherwise, but I don’t think she’d take an interviewer or her children in the plane with only her piloting, if she didn’t have her license.

  119. Canuck says:

    @mia: Brad being gay or not is irrelevant in and of itself. Brad deliberately porrtraying Aniston as having been dumped because he wanted kids and she didn’t and he found the love of his life who gives him everything his heart desires including 6 kids, maintainng his fame at the expense of his ex-wife whose only fault was to believe he was straight and loved her, is despicable. Not to mention that having kids solely for your image is revolting and if that’s the case I hope those poor little buggers never find that out.

  120. Canuck says:

    @Cheyenne: Vraiment, tu es trop conne. Je n’ai rien a foutre si tu me crois ou pas, parce ce que in fine, tu n’es qu’une pauvre petite inculte qui essaies de tyranniser des gens ici.

    To the French speakers here, sorry for the lack of accents, qwerty keyboard. And I hate those darned things anyways.

    Admin: Google translate might give definitions for a couple of the slang words that aren’t what the meaning is in slang.

  121. Anna says:

    #115, so if Brad was gay the gay community would know? Are you that stupid to think that Brad Pitt would sleep with just any gay man?

  122. Canuck says:

    Non-Disclosure agreements are apparently as common as STD’s in HW, regardless of your orientation.

  123. Cheyenne says:

    Canuck: Brad deliberately porrtraying Aniston as having been dumped because he wanted kids and she didn’t
    =================================================

    Post a link where Brad said that.

    Brad has never said an unkind word about Aniston. What you Jenhens can’t stand is when he praises Angie. You think he’s doing it at Aniston’s expense. Get a grip, will you? He and Angie don’t sit up at night thinking up new ways to hurt her. They don’t think about her at all one way or another. She’s ancient history. She’s out of his life. And she was a part of his life he’d probably just as soon forget about.

    I can’t for the life of me understand why you are so desperate to label Brad as gay, because the only crime he’s committed in your eyes is unloading the ball and chain he was hooked up with for seven years and finding a new life and a new love with a better woman. But if it makes you feel better to call him gay, knock yourself out.

  124. Pyewacket says:

    And in other news, the sky is blue, the grass is green.

    Who cares if she is a pilot or not? I have a friend who got his pilot’s license and it isn’t that big of a deal.

    If she were flying Stealth bombers I might be impressed, otherwise, MEH!

  125. zara says:

    Wow, I always learn so much from the posters here. For example, there apparently is a dress code for when you go flying (who knew!) and that you can’t wear sunglasses whilst piloting a plane. Now, I understand that flying is harder than driving, but exactly how do sunglasses impede one’s ability to pilot? Are there any posters who are pilots and can shade light (or shade) on this as well as the dress code thingy?

  126. Cheyenne says:

    Katherine: Brad has never “taken jibes” at Jennifer over the years – unless you are referring to him having children as “jibing” at poor childless Jen or being happy with Angelina as “jibing” at sad Jen or being in critically acclaimed movies as “jibing” at Jen because she is in critcally unacclaimed movies and on and on. Maybe Brad is staying alive just to “jibe” at deadend Jen.
    =============================================

    You totally nailed it.

  127. Sakyiwaa says:

    Canuck, wow, you’ re really interesting! I like u in a agree-to-disagree-with-u way! I love all your questions! I also love how you keep getting answered with concrete proof!

    I concede the non -french Angie, i think she can def do better.

    Keep em coming, Canuck! *sipping Coke* 😀

  128. Flan says:

    @Comment number 1: maybe you never try new things, but she does.

    She has a thirst for knowledge that helped her get where she is now. Think about that when you fill your cart with the same groceries as always.

  129. Anna says:

    #122, I know that when I took flying lessons I had to wear pants. Skirts and dresses especially those made from stretchy fabrics are a safety risk. Maybe that’s just the rules where I live though, who knows but it makes sense.

  130. zara says:

    Does anyone else see the irony of the poster who wrote the following and I quote,

    “I don’t put much stock in what any of the celebs say, they spin their images”

    And then goes on to post this as proof of the point she is attempting to make:

    “During an interview for JGWI, someone was asking about the parallels between her life and the movies she had done. She commented (sic) that this one had no parallels, she had never been a Pretend Wife (the movie’s original name), she’d never been a doctor, worked for a doctor etc. Then she quipped “But I might have a pretend husband out there somewhere”.

    And then Pitt does an interiew saying he was pretending. Got to love it, dumb as a doorknob.

    Or this quote from her;

    The actress, who recently admitted she found dating hard, revealed on a talkshow that in the past, friends have told her that someone she’s going out with is gay.

    When she was asked on the Early Show: “Have you ever told a friend ‘He’s just not that into you?’” Jen joked:

    “No, I don’t think I have. I think it’s pretty clear that he is or isn’t.”

    All fine, clear and understood. But then she adds:

    “I have had people say, ‘Honey, I think he’s gay.’

    “‘What? But we get along so well,’” was apparently her reply. “

  131. mln76 says:

    Canuck you are beyond demented. There are some nasty Blind Items about Jen out there too one especially cruel about the origin of the nickname Manistion but just because one person out there is desperate for hits to their barely maintained website it doesn’t mean the item is actually true.

    EDIT Well that’s funny Zara because John Mayer admitted he made out with Perez Hilton

  132. mary jane says:

    Canuck.. you must be exhausted. And I, for one, think you’re on to something.

    I finally read the full Parade interview today. Both my husband and I went WTF to most of the references to Angie and his marriage.

    And Angie is kicking his ass right now.

    He has just embarressed and humiliated her by even REFERRING to that marriage 6 children later! It all struck me as being weird. Like it’s not real unless he says it out loud.

    Something is definitely off and Canuck’s theories are interesting.

  133. lisa says:

    Yeah.. Brad is only Gay because he is not with Aniston. If he was still with her he would not be gay.

    LOL.. Angie is a pilot. So is Brad. She has been for YEARS.

    deal with it and move on

    Saw Moneyball today. Brad is awesome. Get ready ladies.. this will be a Jolie-Pitt year..

  134. ichabod says:

    @ Canuck – Thanks for the perseverance. I like reading your posts. But, I kind of doubt Brad Pitt is gay mainly because he acts like a school boy, show-off, buffoon when he is around attractive females. The recent photos of him and his young, attractive, and non-scary skinny assistant show a guy who is aware of her presence and is trying to impress her through stupid behavior. Also, I checked out the kissing link referenced above and it was a kissing segment from MAMS (barf … with AJ’s classic last second attempt at pulling him back in with her talon grasp on his neck and face … shudder). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNI1tI07P2A

    This resulted in me clicking on a link for Mr. and Mrs. Smith Bloopers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxCHNL9BZk0&feature=related and he is such an arrogant, self-important idiot either showing off to her or acting condescending to the crew. He even resorts to the all time classic, school boy behavior of showing off his chewed up food. At any rate, he wouldn’t be trying so hard to look “cool” if he were gay and not into what AJ was offering. JMO Regardless, I appreciate your posts and would not be shocked if what you say is true.

    And, whether or not AJ has a pilot’s license, this was such a planned photo op. (and I really don’t blame her – she has to once again rise above and shed her association with Brad Pitt’s dumb behavior).

  135. ZenB!tch says:

    Who cares about Brad I like her slightly lighter hair color.

  136. Lucky Charm says:

    Anyway, they were more of Angie flying without an instructor. One when she took the interviewer and hopped in the plane, and the other where she took Zee & Shi with her.

    As far as her being pregnant, my guess is they’ll probably have one more, then adopt one of the opposite sex. Possibly adopting one a little older than the baby, like they did with Pax. But that’s just my .02!

  137. sandy says:

    I watched the whole interview on YouTube and Angelina said she is not good in french and she didn’t think she could speak on TV. She said the children were good and the twins speak french better than English. At no point did she say I speak French. She only tried to speak because she said the ‘kids would be mad if she didn’t try’.

  138. TheNaughtyOne says:

    I’m coming out of lurking to add my 2 cents.

    For the doubting Thomasinas. Here is the video when Angie was on the Ellen Show and they were talking about her pilot license.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcxxoKXaACE&feature=related

    talk starts at 2.31 min.

    I think Angie is licensed on a single engine plane. This plane is a twin
    engine.

    Here are some guidelines you have to follow to keep your license current in the US. I know Europe is a lot harder.

    1. All pilots of powered aircraft, except when exercising Sport Pilot privileges, or flying motorized gliders, must have a current medical certificate issued by certain doctors which are certified as Airman Medical Examiners. For private pilots under age 40, a Third Class certificate is good for three years. After that it’s good for two years. Most commercial pilot activities require a second class medical issued during the past 12 calendar months, and Airline Transport Pilots need a first class medical issued during the past 6 months.

    2. All pilots are required to complete a Biennial Flight Review every two years. This is a flight , and oral review, with a flight instructor to confirm that the pilot is safe to exercise the privileges of his certificate. A flight check for a new license or rating gives you a new two years, and certain other check rides can also count as the Biennial Flight Review.

    3. To be legal to carry any passenger, a pilot must have made three landings in the preceding 90 days.
    If the flight, carrying passengers, is to be at night, the pilots is required to have made at least three landings at night, to a full stop, during the preceding 90 days.

    http://eagleswings.net/staying_current.htm

    IIRC that’s what Angie was doing when they were in the States last year or was it two years ago before she took Zahara and Shiloh with her on the plane. Time flies by and I can’t keep up. She hasn’t lived in Britain for a long time and she probably would have to be re-certified anyway if she wants to fly by herself.

    I hope that helps in clarifying this issue.

  139. Deltona lakes says:

    Why is this Canuck on this thread.. I’m getting bored with Angie can’t fly planes. Angie can’t speak french, brad is gay..zzzzzzz.. Angie just landed on another prestigious list.. The world’s most visible leaders and public personalities which was based on a person liked,respected,admired and trusted… Along with Nelson Mandela, Bill Gates….Canuck would it make you happy
    if she just ate the same salad everyday for 10 years, vacationed in Mexico every year.. Scream at the ocean, sit around reading self help books, yoga…

  140. lee says:

    It has been a rumor for years that Brad Pitt is bisexual.

  141. it is! says:

    Canuck, thank you for speaking, what I have been thinking for years! How others can not see it, is beyond me. Maybe removing the oh so rose colored glasses, would help.

  142. katyalia says:

    Judging from the pics alone I’d deduct that she is back in 2006.
    That is about the last time she was passionately flying. Also, she brought the one and only original kid with her.

    Maybe it’s just a reminder for the press, maybe she’s tilting right now. They could sell it either way.

  143. Canuck says:

    @zara: LOL, because making quips is the same as making a point of telling people that you’ve been takng French lessons for years, when you quite obviously haven’t been? Uh huh…

  144. DeeVine says:

    Hey let’s be fair and not call Canuck demented. Canuck and Love Angelina cancel each other out.

    There are lots of blinds about Clooney being gay or bisexual, and I do remember one which hinted Brad and Clooney did get together. But blinds are just blinds. I can create one out of thin air.

    And is anyone is really naive and think this is not a photo op? She had to reinvent her image if she ever wanted get to the top in Hollywood. The only way to “redeem” the brother tongue-ing, BBT limo sexing, blood vial carrying, lesbian loving, man stealing etc persona was to go to the other extreme and be Mother earth and Theresa, as anything else in between would not cut it. She needed a partner willing to play the game and found a perfect one with Brad cos it feeds into his “I am so badass interesting” ego. Now she is a mainstream leading lady rather than an edgy actress. Very clever.

  145. Effy says:

    Can people hate this much??
    i dont think Angie cares about our opinions. . . love her for who she is!

  146. Poppy says:

    Hahaha snort cough! Thank you so much celebitchers this thread is hilarious.

    Just to put in my two cents worth….if not very bright Fergie (Duchess of York) has a helicopter pilots licence (which is way harder to get than a single engine plane accreditation) I have no problem believing Angie has her pilots licence , they really aren’t that difficult to obtain. If we all had unlimited funds and regular access to an aeroplane the sky would be in just as big a traffic jam as cities .

    @Canuck , what is the original source of your Blind Item. Some sites are known to make up stuff and others are more reliable.

    Jen dated one of George’s best friends before Brad came along, if Clooney was gay or even BI Jen would have known about it long before she married Brad and kept an eye out when he was near Brad, she’s not some innocent little butterfly that big bad Brad duped into marriage, she’s spent a lifetime in Hollywood, much longer than Brad, she knows the score. If Brad is gay (highly doubtful) or BI and Jen had a problem with that, then aren’t they both better off being apart, Angie seems a much better choice as she would probably have no problem with it . Some Blinds ring true and others just try too hard to be convincing, this seems like the later. On the other hand there is a very sinister Blind believed to be Justin that does ring true for me , I have a very creepy feeling about that guy.

  147. Freya says:

    LOVE ANGELINA, I still have that Vogue magazine. I know I haven’t thrown it away. She flew with Annie Lebowitz next to her and AL’s assistant sitting in the back.

    Angelina has both a British and an American pilot’s license, and the British one was harder to get, and not too long ago she was studying for an instrument test.

  148. Freya says:

    @109

    AJ is definitely interesting! Even those who hate her can’t stop talking about her and, yes, she does have kids.

  149. lio says:

    @canuck: the blind item you posted was obviously about BP, but that doesn’t mean it is true. I don’t believe Pitt is gay, if anything because he is so stupid that if he was, he couldn’t keep it secret. (On the other hand, I don’t believe Tom Cruise is gay either, so maybe I’m just naïve…). It is weird though that the four women of his life (Lewis, Paltrow, Aniston and Jolie) are the four most different people you can imagine. But since each of them was kind of the “it-girl” at the moment, i would attribute that more to vapidity and lack of personality than his being gay.

  150. Sakyiwaa says:

    Dibba, well… you sound very young. Are you above 13?

    You may have been ‘serious’ but your posts sure made me giggle!

    Can’t keep an amazing woman down!

  151. Sakyiwaa says:

    @Poppy. Jen has def been in HW a long time… thanks to her soapstar Dad, John Aniston (Victor Kiriakis). Jolie has too, thanks to her Dad Jon Voight. Thus, I would attribute the same sense of ‘knowing’ to AJ.

    I agree the blind is a lie. And I also think TC is NOT gay, just neurotic and I think the source is Ted Casablanca on E!, who thinks every actor in HW is gay.

  152. Sakyiwaa says:

    @Poppy. Oh, oh, …and could you please post the “very sinister post of Justin” you spoke of? It’s not for malicious reasons at all, I’m just really curious…:-D

  153. Flim says:

    Her french accent is pretty good for an American, and I personally find it refreshing to see her flush with gentle embarassment trying to do The One Thing Angelina Jolie Isn’t Great At, and doing it in front of cameras and a fluent speaker.

  154. Cheyenne says:

    Okay, we get it. Brad is gay because he dumped Aniston. If he hadn’t dumped Aniston he wouldn’t be gay. Q.E.D. (I wonder if all the dumped Jenhens say the same thing about the men who dumped them?)

    Aniston’s fans are a trip. First Angie can’t fly a plane. Then they concede she can fly a plane, so it’s not that big of a deal. If Aniston was capable of flying a kite they’d think she could launch a rocket to the moon.

    @Canuck: Bilingualism isn’t proof of erudition, honey. All it proves is you can be demented in two languages.

  155. islandgirl says:

    wow for 2 days straight canuck being on here preaching her hatred for Angie and Brad. That is crazy especially for people you don’t like.

    If I don’t like a celebrity you won’t find me posting days and days posting on their thread and if I do that, then I need to get my head check. This is just madness to me “shaking my head”

  156. Jen D says:

    And I’m pretty sure Angelina is smiling in these photos because she knows about one thousand people are going to obsessively post about it on various gossip sites around the world.

  157. Cheyenne says:

    @JenD: Thanks for your very rational post. Whew! I was beginning to wonder if it was something in the water north of the border.

  158. ReallyRosie says:

    I am on Team Canuck! I have read comments on here that really blast her(or him). All because she has the nerve to inquire if AJ had her pilot’s license. You called her demented. Which is definitely a pot calling the kettle black scenario.

    Look at how you tear anyone apart who doesn’t share your opinions on your Goddess.

    Do not question the Saint Angelina! If you say anything negative, all humanitarian rules of how to treat each other are suspended. And while we are talking about common sense and facing reality that is right in front of your face … she can’t speak french. Someone pointing out that fact was enough reason for you to freak out.

    This is the scene that was playing in my mind while I was reading this thread:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnzjqIFvD0s

    I hope that all of your adoration and loyalty for Angelina pays off for you some day! Maybe when she finally gets that Oscar she desrves (LOL!) she will make her speech about how YOU are her biggest fan. And YOU stood up for her and said that her french accent was so beautiful, she didn’t even need to bother to learn the f-ing language.

    And to poster #157 … Don’t bother to worry about Canuck. She questions things. She doesn’t blindly believe that someone she doesn’t know is perfect and is always telling the truth. She is going to be a lot better for it.
    Keep being a true ‘CeleBitch’, Canuck. I LOVE it and I believe it is our job to knock em all off their high horses! Including the Fake Saint!

  159. brad says:

    Where is some al kaida member who can fly when you need one?

  160. Venice says:

    Angelina has already won an Oscar, along with many other awards. Maybe you meant when she wins her second Oscar!

  161. Cheyenne says:

    @ReallyRosie: Honest inquiry is one thing. Stupidly insisting on your own POV in the face of evidence to the contrary is something else. That’s not inquiry, that’s ignorance. You don’t seem to understand the difference.

    “Your job”? Is somebody paying you Jenhens to trash Angelina and her family?

  162. Canuck says:

    @those who don’t agree with me but are still civilized: Appreciate it, thanks.
    @those who agree with me and are also civilized: Appreciate you too.
    @those who resort to namecalling: Um, yeah whatever…
    @those who posted real proof about the pilot’s license: Thank you. Particularly to Lucky Charm since she was the first.
    Re: the blind… Please copy the first line and then paste it into Google. I’m not sure if CB would be too happy about me posting links to other gossip blogs. I’m not claiming it’s absolutely true or not, I’m saying that there were oddities in the aftermath that didn’t add up in the official story, and this at least actually made sense of those TO ME. And then Brad opened his mouth and said almost the same thing in many senses.
    @Cheyenne: Re: erudition. No, it doesn’t, and I never claimed it did. Some people have the time and opportunity or need to learn another language and retain it, some don’t. However, it’s also not “ench-Fray ig-pay atin-Lay” as you so condescendingly claimed was all I knew.
    @Admin: thanks for not deleting the French post.

  163. Canuck says:

    @Really Rosie: LMAO! And I’ll admit there are times that’s me and times that’s someone else. Hahaha

  164. Julia says:

    I don’t beleive one second that Brad is gay. Before this triangle there were the triangle Brad Pitt, Mike ‘Crazy’ Tyson and Robyn ‘Tigress’ Givens.

    Mike used to harrass them both and threatened to whoop Pitt’s ass as he wanted to take Robyns back.

    I don’t beleive Robyn would have dated a BI/gay guy without noticing it and tell it to the world sooner or later. She did imply that he was good in that department but not as great as his sex god status implied. I also don’t beleive he would have dated someone like Thandy Newton or singer Syreeta.

    If anything I think of jen has being the one who oozes BI vibes to me more than Brad and yes there were also unproven rumors about her being a lesbian, so it’s not just from Brad’s sides.

    I just think they are both straight but if there are BI or whatever, who cares ? What’s the point of determining an individual based on their sexual orientation ? If Brad is bi and if that’s the reason implied by Canuck that the marriage didn’t work, it makes jennifer worst for screaming at the Ocean afterwards for a guy who apparently didn’t even satisfy her sexually..

    Why would she regret a gay guy ? Why would she blame another woman for that marriage ? Why would she say in the first interview post breakup that she didn’t want to end the marriage (with a gay) if she is straight herself ?

    And back to Jolie, yes Jolie doesn’t speak fluent French, but she is a learner, she understandS more than she can speak and the few sentences I have heard her speak, she has the cutest little accent.

    In any case it doesn’t matter how well or not she speaks, what’s matter is the will to learn and the processto to go through it. She is trying to learn a second language, more power to her ! She strikes me a s a curious mind who prefer spending time learning or reading books than shopping or tanning.

    She at least speak it better than Madonna who has been learning it longer. Her daughter, Lola is fluent in English, French and Spanish and she speeks the three languages perfectly.

  165. Cheyenne says:

    @Julia: It doesn’t matter if Jolie flies twin-engine airplanes or jumbo jets, or if she speaks French, Esperanto, Chinese or Pig Latin. The haters want something to bitch about, and damned if they won’t nitpick themselves to death trying to find it.

    Bottom line: Jolie is happy with Brad and the kids. That is what the Jenhens will never forgive her for.

  166. twokids says:

    Brad Pitt is a hypocrite.
    This is what he said about Jen while he was still married to her:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4NwFQyXw0&feature=related

    Now, he says she was boring.

    Well, he is an adulterer. That’s what he is!!!

  167. Yup,there’s a lot of(Angie scorned me) panty twistin’ goin’ on today.

  168. thesea says:

    @79
    No, the bond of rebels is their guilt. It’s not very meaningful.

  169. Deltona lakes says:

    @157
    I keep reading your comment and can’t stop laughing my a**s off.. You made my day!!!

  170. Comment#161** Hollywood gossip aside.As an American citizen I take GREAT OFFENSE to your comment.I would hope that your not an American citizen,because if you are,you shame yourself.

  171. I feel sorry for aniston,I really do.She has the most vile,demented,bitter,angry,fan base that there ever was.Most of you,take great pleasure in tearing down people,wishing them harm,and find great amusement in nasty,mean comments directed at children.(Don’t bother to call me out,I don’t bother with people I don’t respect)Comment #161 was enough for me.

  172. Cheyenne says:

    #Hanna: You’re more charitable than I am. I’m damned if I feel sorry for her. There must be something about her that attracts the kind of fans she has, like dog poop attracts flies.

  173. rosalee says:

    wow..full moon?

  174. Me says:

    This time, it looks too much like a staged photo op.

    This is the first time Angie is smiling directly to the photogs.

    I know she can be a terrible actor, but how obvious could that be?

    And she should stop doing bad things to her face and lips. It’s bordering Michael Jackson lips and nose levels.

    Seriously. Angelina, you are a beautiful woman who has brought attention to important things.

    Why are you into messing with the ex wife?
    She has done you nothing wrong and it makes you look like a high school mean girl.

    You got the man you wnated. Stop the high school drama.

  175. Josephina says:

    @ #160 ReallyNoise-

    Anige ALREADY has an Oscar…

    And 2-3 Golden Globes…

    And 2-3 Screen Actor Guild Awards…

    PLUS many more acting awards and nominations.

    In fact, Angelina is NOW listed #12 of out 54 of the most influential people in the world. That’s right, alongside Nelson Mandela, Bill Gates, she is amongst those successful people who fight for the rights of others.

    And what do you do?!

    Oh, that’s right…play the devil’s advocate. I just don’t think you are “playing.”

  176. ANGIE 4-EVER says:

    HI EVERYONE 🙂

    YOU ARE ARGUING ABOUT STRANGERS YOU KNOW THAT?

    GET A LIFE 😛

    I LOVE ANGIE AND I THINK ANISTON IS FAKE JUST LIKE HER NEW NOSE, HER NEW CHIN AND HER NEW LIPS, BUT WHATEVER! JUST MY OPINION AND NOT REALY WORTH FOR OTHERS.

    THE FAKE ATTENTION AND NEVERENDING DISCUSSIONS ABOUT THESE STRENGERS IS SICK! DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND STOP IT.

    ITS AN INSULT TO YOUR INTELIGENCE WHAT THE MEDIA IS DOING AND YOU FOLLOW THEM! THINK ABOUT THAT!

  177. Derpy says:

    Canucks fruitloop ass wasn’t called demented for not believing Angelina has a pilot license, she was called demented after she started prancing around with her notebooks full of theories on Brad’s sexuality.

    Canuck, if you don’t give two shits about who he sleeps with as long as its not pets or kids, why have you tried on multiple threads to convince people that he’s gay and share your theories? I generally don’t spend any amount of time trying to convince someone of something when I don’t even care about the subject matter. The more you respond to people asking to hear your theories (out of ignorance to your ramblings or just trolling you for giiggles), the more people are going to think you’re a nutter.

    Going back to gently nursing this hangover… May pop my head in a bit more if people keep trying to throw shit on Love Angelina again.

  178. The Jolies says:

    i cant believe that people are arguing about angies lisence to fly or pitts sexual orientation.

    you guys need mental help!

    Its better for you to get some education insted of gossip knowledge!

    You know what the most people outside the usa think about americans? they think the most americans are airheads. you proof them right. thats really sad people! nowhere in the world people are interested in this childish dumb triangle like you and i think its only possible in the us because of the airheads! sad sad sad. not smart no no

  179. Freya says:

    @154

    I think accents are charming!

  180. Poppy says:

    @sakyiwaa

    The Very Sinister Blind Item

    “This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.” (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=31478

  181. Jen D says:

    @Angie for ever

    STOP SHOUTING AT US!!!!!!!!!

  182. FUZI says:

    Anyone know what the next movie that Angelina Jolie will do?
    So wanted to be Maleficent or Gucci …….

  183. mary jane says:

    This all got started because Brad Pitt chose to use his marriage (not his career or his family of origin or his upbringing or his lack of a college degree or laziness etc.) as a means to COMPARE who he is now with who he was then.

    HE started this thread. Not his or Angie’s haters or Jenn’s haters.

    HE did. And those comments lacked class at the very least. At worst, they illuminated the fact that something about his present life isn’t grounded or at ease, despite his attempts to portray otherwise.

  184. Moi says:

    HorsePoor Hanna, I find it amusing that you call Aniston fans “vile, demented, bitter, and angry” because they “tear people down”. What does that make you? Let me guess, you were just tearing people down, but you didn’t “take great pleasure” in it, so it’s okay.

  185. anom says:

    brad is not gay. aniston’s fans said vince was gay, paul s was gay, the grip guy was gay, john m was gay, bradley coop was gay, gerry b was gay…….after they all DUMPED HER.

  186. lisa says:

    LOL.. Brad is gay because he is not with Aniston.. if he were he would not be gay.

    Gosh the Aniston fans are amazing in the way the spin to justify anything related to her.

    Love the pictures of Angie in a plane. She always takes someone up with her when she has not flown in a while. SMART.. SAFE..

    Madd is so big. I still remember him when he was a baby. Time goes so fast.

    @FUZI

    she already said her next film is Malificent.. she stated this in an interview.

  187. Julia says:

    @ 178 anom:

    Maybe they dumped her because Jen Aniston is really the one who is gay ? With all the gay guys she is dating according her own fans, maybe it’s true, she oozes those gay vibes they are able to detect…you know between gays ? Just sayin….just jocking.

    Again they could all be gay, Bi, straight, or whatever. i don’t know and i don’t care, it’s just that Canuck person endorsing Brad so called gayness makes Jen more suspiciously gay too.

    I mean 7 years with a gay guy, you married on your free will, didn’t want to divorce him after 7 years of togetherness, then during the 7 years after it ended, you comment full of bitter feelings and regrets about that marriage with a gay guy who left you.

    Sounds to me the only logic that could explain such a behaviour is that you were both gays who ended up that sham of a marriage between people pretending to be straight but who are really gays..

    But hey, again, who cares about your sexual orientation ? It doesn’t belittle you as a person. It’s your personal business, that’s all it is.

  188. Canuck says:

    @anom: I beg to differ, usually it’s people who don’t like Aniston who go on and on about her current bf being gay and Jen just using them for PR purposes, right up until they separate at which point, she’s been “dumped” yet again. Even though 1 day before, the guy was gay according to the same people.

  189. Canuck says:

    @Poppy: Jen doesn’t really have a “goody two shoes” image though, does she? It’s kind of hard to picture her holding rosary beads in one hand and a pitcher of frozen margueritas in the other, while a joint sits in the ashtray waiting to be lit.

  190. Canuck says:

    @Derpy: I responded once because I had said I would and someone asked me to. I’m not asking you or anyone else to believe it. Maybe one or two people might go “hmmm…”, and maybe they won’t. I don’t care.

    You know the great thing about people who sling unprovoked insults at others? You get a very clear view of the mistaken importance they give themselves and the ability their words have to impact on people. Insults only hurt from people you respect and you are defacto not worthy of it when you sling them at people only because they don’t agree with you.

  191. Deltona lakes says:

    The one thing that JP’s fans can always provide are links and videos to back up their claims… All I see from the haters is tabloid bs..brad is gay, Jolie can’t fly planes and the latest she had a baby at 16 by Mick Jagger.. But there’s no proof she knew him at that time however, there’s proof with photos and videos that she started her modeling Career as a skinny 15 years old.. Even Andrew ” cant sell a book” Morton reported Angie didn’t meet Mick Jagger unil her early 20’s for a rolling stone music video.. But this poster with no proof claims they met when Jolie was a 9th or 10th grader… And had his baby at 16…

  192. Cheyenne says:

    @Poppy: Maybe “Girl Next Door” really doesn’t know. Or is so desperate she doesn’t care.

    @Canuck: Did you ever look up what guano means? It means bat droppings, a/k/a bat sh*t. As in batshit crazy.

  193. Cheyenne says:

    @Deltona lakes: You think that’s bad? The freaks over on FF started a rumor that Angie was running a child prostitution ring.

    Some of those people need to be locked up.

  194. Canuck says:

    @Cheyenne: I didn’t have to look it up, the very word has been coming to mind every time I read one of your posts. Plus, you should probably stop assuming that everyone needs to look things up like you do. Some of us are erudite ( udite-eray to you) and don’t need a word of the day calendar like you do.

  195. “8” Tips on how to survive Brad Pitt scorned woman land. 1.) Never leave home without your anti-insult flak jacket…ziiiipp. 2.)Blend in…Fresh out of camoflauge? Not to worry,just learn to scowl. 3.)Look both ways when crossing the street…That angry looking lady driving the minivan,probably meant to run over your big toe.4.) Stand behind me or Cheyenne…Trust me,they’re gonna go for us first.(Sorry Chey,just being objective) 5.) Use proper grammer…If captured,you will not be drug over flaming hot coals,You will be dragged over flaming hot coals.Although,it is perfectly acceptable to scream out in pain using shorthand. 6.) Always be prepared to provide a link…And,no I don’t mean the missing link. 7.) If you see a huge bonfire…Run…It’s not a smores party. 8.) And last but not least: If an angry mob of bittr women holding torches and pitchforks,start to gather on your front lawn…DO NOT…I repeat…DO NOT…open your door.

  196. Cheyenne says:

    @Canuck: Don’t try to turn it around, honey, that soubriquet was applied to you, not to me. Anybody who has to waste an entire weekend posting one inane message after another trying to prove someone she never met and never well is gay, is the epitome of lunacy. What the hell did Brad Pitt ever do to you anyway, except remind you too much of the guy who dumped you 15 years ago who you still can’t get over?

  197. Canuck says:

    @Cheyenne: Well Darling, being the generous person that I am and given that you seem to like the word a great deal now that you know what it means, it’s all yours, you earned it. Muah, you can ank-thay me ater-lay.

  198. Cheyenne says:

    You didn’t answer my question, Canuck. What did Brad Pitt do to you to make you hate him so much, aside from reminding you of all the guys who dumped you flat? You should be used to it by now. Story of your life, isn’t it?

  199. truthSF says:

    LOL @HorsePoorHanna, your post made my Sunday.

    And Congrats to all of the haters and fans, you have now reached #200 on Ms. Jolie’s post…Good job guys!!!

  200. DD says:

    Hmmm the timing and perfectness of these photos… lol.
    I like these pics though, she looks refreshingly young and beautiful.

  201. Camille says:

    I love her smile, just gorgeous.

  202. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    Canuck, look up the video of Clooney saying he was meeting up with the JP’S in TIFF. Lainey also references it. Don’t claim the friends did not see each other as proof of hiding Brad being gay. You know he is not gay, but wanted to start drama for attention.

    Just like the flying, you’ve know the video of Angie flying Brad to Arizona from 2005 like the rest of us with no instructor.

    You know when she got instrument rated and he came to the airport to see her.

    These things you know the same way we know. You either saw the pics or video. If not look them up. I will provide nothing for you to play your game.

  203. Sadie says:

    she looks high. stoned.

  204. Cheyenne says:

    @#205: Every time you post about Angelina, Sadie, you say she looks like she’s sick, stoned or dying. Why don’t you say how you really feel about her and stop hiding behind your fake expressions of concern? It’s not like you’re fooling anybody on here.

  205. Addie says:

    Team Canuck all the way!

    Someone who states questions logicaly and without getting emotionally invested in STRANGERS unlike many on this site.

    Canuck can get under people’s skin just by being cool as a cucumber and getting the fanatics riled up.

    Keep it up 😉

  206. Eve says:

    The Jolie looks gorgeous here. The less make-up she wears the more beautiful she looks. Oh, and I love planes too — would love a ride on that plane with her.

    @ HorsePoorHanna:

    Thanks for the tips! LOL!

  207. Linnie says:

    Aaaannnd Canuck wins the match by managing to get under the skin of most of the crazies that post whenever it’s about AJ. Big round of applause, here’s your trophy, Canuck. Bravo and all that kind of thing. Please bow to all those that were entertained all weekend by having this thread continue until it finally died a natural death as everyone has gone back to their corners and are waiting breathlessly for the next big news about The Ange. Will she be spotted eating an ice cream cone? Will she be seen wearing a different color? Will Brad be with her and if not, why not? Which one of her kids is that and is it gay/ugly/screwed up/fashionable?

  208. Sakyiwaa says:

    Thanks Poppy!

    AJ IS AWESOME! I like what she gets up to.

  209. Eve**(The *Lady* love of my life) I hope the tips help.Just want to keep you safe.

  210. richard says:

    what a fake smile