Linnocent is a crackie “model” in Milan for Philipp Plein: funny or just sad?

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These are new photos of Linnocent being cracked-out in Milan, Italy. She’s there because, as we reported last week, Linnocent got a cracked-out “modeling gig” for Philipp Plein, and so she traveled to Milan to be launched as the new crack-face of the brand. This is the crack face that launched… a dip in sales? Because hiring Linnocent to be your brand ambassador is like taking out a full-page ad in every newspaper saying “If you buy my label, you’ll probably get scabies.” The photos of Linnocent in the sleeveless black, full-length gown are from the Milan AmFar benefit. The photos where she’s wearing the black dress with the spiked cap sleeves are from her photo call “introduction” as the crack-face of the brand.

It’s amazing to me that Linnocent was able to swing this gig – and that in between sucker-punching and throwing drinks and getting wasted and causing scenes at New York Fashion Week, she was actually managing to hustle up a job. And at the end of the day… it’s probably smart that Linnocent is in Milan right now. Her dealer/enabler/boyfriend/john is probably ignoring her because his wife is town. It’s best for her to be in another city, looking for new “clients”.

Don’t you love how dirty she looks? And I mean “dirty” in the “she hasn’t bathed in weeks” way. I also love her “I’m a sexy model” face – she’s messed up her face so badly with injections and surgery and drugs, so now when she tries to pout and give the cameras a “come hither” look, she really just looks like a 40-something hooker who will take you to a back alley and rob you while her pimp beats you with a baseball bat. And by “pimp” I mean “Dina”.

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  1. badrockandroll says:

    Finding Waldo is so much harder than finding the mandatory white powder residue on any shot of linnocent. The only real fun will be waiting to hear what whacked excuse there is for the stain on the short dress.

  2. Lou says:

    She really does look grubby and that hair is beyond tragic. Also, what’s with the odd bangle on her right hand in the long gown.

  3. carrie says:

    her hair color is awful,her fake lips are awful,her make-up is so cheap:her face and her career is the best example for “don’t touch the drugs”

  4. Canuck says:

    I feel very sorry for this girl. Bookies must have running bets on what age she’ll die of an OD.

  5. Madison34 says:

    This article is hysterical. I usually feel bad for Lindsay but this is funny.

  6. Franny says:

    there’s so much sagging and wrinkling going on for a 25 year old, its ridiculous!

    also: crack stain.

  7. Jules says:

    Good grief she looks like crap. How can someone so thin have a double chin? You would think she would get that fixed instead of inflating her lips to look like innertubes.

  8. Kloops says:

    @badrockandroll. Um, yeah, hi, clearly that is sea jasper.

    I’ve accepted she’s never going to die and is never not going to be tabloid fodder. Brace yourselves people, this is our gossip existence.

    She looks like Frank’s hooker Roxy from It’s Always Sunny.

  9. Keiko says:

    Nice droopy side boob

  10. madax says:

    At least she’s skinny.

  11. VV says:

    Ew. Just…ew.

  12. moolah says:

    seriously, she could pass as one of the witch sisters in that nice movie Stardust.

  13. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Linnocent looks like a washed up hooker & druggie with bad plastic surgery and in need of a good scrub…exactly what she is!!

    I also reckon she is on her way out in the not too distant future which as vile as she is, is actually really sad

  14. oct says:

    Those dark spots…her skin is really a mess. My grandma’s looks far better.

  15. cr says:

    Is it just me or does her lower back look really odd?

  16. LAK says:

    @cr: that’s what i thought too. i think it’s her posture and pose, and the way it’s lit. it’s creeping me out. 80yrold’s backs have looked better.

  17. Dee Cee says:

    She will quickly drive him to insanity and woe that encases you in a never rending nightmare of standing in the I AM COMPLETELY RUINED AND STUPID spotlight!.. When you get her, all her baggage, which comes empty and ready to fill with treats and freebies.. even if you never offered them or they belong to someone else, bills from any and all of her expenses.. damning publicity reports of damages, theft, cracky comedy in bizarre accidents, insults, no shows and freaky injustices, perhaps a startling lawsuit and claims of sexual harassment will ensue shortly

  18. e.non says:

    she just looks dirty; and those assorted tattoos on her fingers don’t help. and she better lay off the lip injections before they burst. and what’s that white powder on her dress in the 4th photo…

    it’s a very sad situation cause i just don’t see any out for her

  19. Booboocita says:

    What are those red dots on her forearm in the third photo? Track marks? She looks beyond wasted, and unkempt to boot. I can’t imagine why any reputable clothing company with a halfway competent marketing department would decide that she was a viable representative for the brand, unless someone at the top decided that her notoriety and accompanying potential publicity for the brand outweighed any negatives.

  20. dr.bombay says:

    Sad thing is, she thinks she looks fab.

  21. brin says:

    She and Courtney Stodden look like twins.

  22. i.want.shoes says:

    Don’t judge me but I really like the dress with the spiked cap sleeves (minus the crack stain / dry semen)!

  23. hanna says:

    Ew. What’s up with all of that? The photos are great though haha got a great crack magnification of her face.

  24. ahoyhoy says:

    Seriously, i have better, less-wrinkled skin than LL, AND I’M 40!!!!! I’m super-pale too, so the sun could have leathered me.

    Her lips look painfully stretched. I can’t imagine wanting someone to inject that foreign crap into me, let alone my face.

  25. laura says:

    It’s just sad at this point. I might feel bad for her if she wasn’t such an asshole. Come back, Lindsay.

  26. Boo says:

    What amazes me is that if you do a Google search of Lindsay, so many articles are blowing her horn as being glammed out and gorgeous…what pictures are they looking at? Only the ‘shopped ones Phil’s people put out for public consumption? ‘Cause Crackie’s lookin’ beat. And we KNOW that she is drinking it in…but this Phil guy stands next to her and can see/smell her grime and rotten teeth and methbreath in all their glory…what is HE thinking? That bad publicity is better than no publicity? I for one have read numerous articles mentioning his brand since she became “the face”, and I still can’t remember his full name, so…epic fail, Phil.

  27. Michelle says:

    OMG!

    I was swiping the screen at the second pic, for real. And then I realized the dirt wasn’t on my sreen, but on her! Gross.

  28. Psyren says:

    I was just looking at the front page and saw Jennifer Garner’s pic right next to Blohan’s and couldn’t help but be saddened by the differences. Here’s 39 year old Jennifer looking fresh faced glowing and all around beautiful and amazing and then here’s someone about 15 years her junior looking like a glassy eyed, duck faced, rust colored 45 year old tranny. To answer the question it’s sad. Everything about this girl is sad.

  29. skilo says:

    Okay, The question I have been dying to ask/know the answer to is, “Where is Ali?” I mean the poor kid starved herself half to death, and did who knows what all to her face to become a model, and all we saw/heard about during fashion week was Linnocent and Mother Crackhead. And now Linds has a “modeling” deal and no mention or sightings of Ali.

  30. Innocent says:

    I think with the exception of 1 unfortunate outfit choice and a few awkward photo angles she has looked flawless in Milan.
    Why is this blog always commentating on Lindsay and not dedicating any coverage to what Amanda Knox has been through and how she could be exonerated soon ?

  31. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Innocent…its called CELEBITCHY – the clue is in the word ‘celeb’….doh!

    Not sure why on earth you would even mention A Knox on here…unless u were trying to provoke a reaction (which you have) or you’re just a bit dim…

  32. Meg says:

    I am irish and have freckles on my shoulders and face, but her freckles look dirty for some reason. is it fake bake she’s using that makes her freckles look gross? i don’t know but the blonde doesn’t go with her skin tone, that’s the worst thing about her look, got back to red. your skin won’t look so nasty then

  33. LAK says:

    tell us Innocent/Dina, did you know anything about Amanda Knox before you arrived in Italy this week?

    Please engage brain before you type. This is a CELEBRITY website not a serious news website.

  34. Innocent says:

    @Ruby Red Lips
    Well Casey Anthony was mentioned and she will eventually probably talk about what happened to make some money .
    After Amanda Know is hopefully freed in October she will be doing a major interview to try and recoup some money for her parents who have spent over $1 million supporting her.

  35. brin says:

    @skilo….good point. I guess Lilo is still the big crack…er,cheese.

  36. Lady D says:

    LAK, she has mentioned the murderess a few times. She thinks Knox is innocent.(what a surprise, eh?) I think she should rot in prison for what she did.

  37. Blue says:

    Ewwww what is that stain on her dress? Deodorant? Drug residue? Semen? Yuck!! Seriously though, what did bras do to her that she hates them so much.

  38. Blue says:

    Also her back looks gross. Backless is not her friend. I’ve seen 80 y/o backs that looks similar

  39. Cherry Rose says:

    You’d think Lindsay would dye her eyebrows to match her terrible looking hair. If you’re going to go blonde, at least make the eyebrows match. Sheesh.

    And this guy is probably going to drop Lindsay as soon as he gets enough coverage. That seems to be the norm.

    “Hire” Lindsay to get some publicity. Drop her like a hot potato afterwards.

  40. Lady D says:

    Innocent, if it cost Knox’s parents a million in her defense, what do you suppose the cost was to the parents of murdered Meredith Ketcher(sp?)

  41. jamie says:

    she needs to get rid of the porno star bleached out hair,it’s awful! she looks way older then her 20’s with the bleached hair! needs to eat a twinkie ,painfully thin looking grose!

  42. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh for corn sake! Crack isn’t free, Crackie! At least get more of it up your nose than on your dress!!!

    Oh, Innocent…please step away from the open Shots of Delusion and Sea Jasper bar. (FYI, ladies: there’s an Amanda Knox link to Radar at the bottom of the page.)

    You know the Lohan Mantra: Lie, lie, deny, deny, deflect!

  43. gee says:

    @booboocita, thats a stupid tattoo with stars

    @Innocent: WHY are you sticking up for Amanda Knox who murdered her roommate in a drug haze? Or is it that you see parallels between her and your daughte- I mean Linnocent.

  44. Joanna says:

    Meg, I think it’s the white hair and tan freckles that makes her skin look funny not the fake bake. I have freckles and fake bake and it doesn’t look like that.

  45. echolocate says:

    Makeup can sometimes mask this young woman’s poor health, but the state of her scalp and the skin on the rest of her body tells a quite different (and worrying) story.

    Some of the blotches actually look like liver spots or something.

    Pretty sure this designer booked her not because she looks so great in his clothes or is a great representative, but because more people have seen his clothes this week than in the entire history of his brand. He must think that will offset the unpleasant associations we’re all making, and he’s probably wishing he controlled all the photos, since she looked so much better in the retouched official ones that were supplied.

    Aniston, Garner, etc. all look so much better than Lindsay. Aniston is a smoker, probably smokes some weed, drinks, and may use coke on occasion. Obviously, you don’t have to be THAT clean-living to look far better than Lindsay does, even when you have 15 plus years on her. Another redhead, Julianne Moore, looks like Lindsay’s younger sister at nearly twice her age. Sad.

    For a change of pace, I think I’ll blame Wilmer as the turning point in her downfall.

  46. bluhare says:

    Nice try, Troll Innocent. Hijack it over to Amanda Knox to take the heat off Lindsay?

    No way. Although I do think the stain on her dress is deodorant. But she looks like hell. In a handbasket.

  47. Innocent says:

    @Lady D
    Evidently it is horrific and tragic what happened to their daughter but another man whose DNA was all over the crime scene has already been convicted. Justice isn’t an innocent person being wrongly held responsible for another individual’s death.
    Just like in the Troy Davis’ execution.

  48. camille says:

    OMG….Check out the pictures on Celebuzz. They have a zoom feature and you can see how rotted her teeth have become from all of her drug use and lack of proper hygiene. Disgusting Look at her make-up and nasty dirty finger nails. My 8 year-old niece can apply make-up and nail polish way better than her “professional makeup artist” (cough “Patrick” cough “drug dealer” cough ”Pimp” cough)

    What designer (or inventor because it certainly isn’t Philipp Plein’s money) would hire this cracked-out, middle aged skank to represent their clothing line? I wouldn’t even buy his designs at the Goodwill for fear that people would associate me with this hard ridden, cracked out whore. Icky.

  49. Cherry Rose says:

    Wait, wait. Did Lindsay get her nose fixed? The bump that we’ve been seeing on her nose has suddenly vanished. Not to say her nose looks great, but it doesn’t look like it’s on the verge of collapsing in.

    My mother is 50, and has freckles all over her body, and she still looks younger than Lindsay. O_O; But then again, my mother is super healthy too, so that might be part of it.

  50. thinkaboutit says:

    She looks so down and out, but I do LOVE and would love to acquire that dress. I probably wouldn’t have ever seen it if it hadn’t been shown here on Crackie (having never heard of the brand) so I guess their marketing strategy worked.

  51. macey says:

    Her back freckles are nauseatingly gross and I usually find freckles cute. Not sure why hers just make you go ewww, but they do. her face gives the same reaction too so maybe it is just her.

    who is this Phillipp Plein? Is he even a reputable designer? Im not up on fashion names so i never heard of him. Maybe hes big in Italy? I just cant imagine why anyone would want this rapidly aging hag representing them. I get using her name for exposure but this is really bottom of the barrel and doesnt say much about the age group his designs are made for. is it for the 20 somethings or the 50+ somethings, hard to say when you have LL as a “model”

  52. beclove says:

    she looks like my ex husbands meth head sister who stole 10 bucks from my 11 yr old son.

  53. Boo says:

    Innocent, as part of this appeal, the Italian court upheld the fact that more than one person committed Meredith’s murder, so just because one man was convicted does not mean others are not equally at fault. Read up on the case before posting.

  54. Nicky says:

    The pictures of Lindsay on Celebuzz show how decayed her teeth are and those photos aren’t ‘shopped either. Just Jared has pictures from the same event and you can see just how bad she looks – bags and wrinkles around her eyes, hair and dandruff on her dress, streaky fake tan. Seriously, anyone who thinks she looks good should consider therapy for their grand delusions.

  55. Javagirl1 says:

    That looks like a track mark on her right arm.

  56. Heather M (Heather) says:

    White powder stain… So high fashion.

    Other than her opiate addiction (I honestly think she’s snorting opiates instead of cocaine lately–cheaper, smaller pupils, about to pass out look) I think a large part of the “unhealthy” appearance comes from her major over use of self tanner with bronzer, combined with the flashes of the cameras because those make the pale skin, natural freckles and blotchiness stand out (oh and cigarettes, sun, and alcohol).

  57. Lady D says:

    Innocent, I am not going to argue Knox with you. I think you’re wrong, you think I am. Can we agree to disagree on this? However your “Just like in the Troy Davis’ execution” comment was bang on.
    We agree on one thing.

  58. Seal Team 6 says:

    THREE friends have emailed me or texted me saying they see track marks on her arm. I was out running errands, and just saw these.

    What say you all?

  59. OhMyMy says:

    @Seal Team 6 and all: Those aren’t track marks on her arm. The tattoo on her arm says “I restore myself when I’m alone”. It has different color stars around it. Google Lindsay Lohan’s tattoos and you can see pics of it. The saying itself is pretty funny considering she can’t be alone. Guess I need to get my mind out of the gutter because it caused me to LOL and think of something naughty.

    And you guys know for sure I am not in any way, shape or form a Lindsay apologist.

  60. Lady D says:

    In the 2nd Celebuzz pic you can see a clear line on her right thigh where the tanner stops. The JJ pics, umm…I hate it when I feel sorry for her.

  61. Seal Team 6 says:

    “Innocent”–

    Because this isn’t CNN. I believe Knox is innocent and hope she can celebrate Thanksgiving with her family in Seattle.

    Maybe you should be concerned about Linnocent because a crack-pipe smoking whore, who may have track marks on her arm?

  62. serena says:

    awful skin.

  63. RocketMerry says:

    Don’t you just love how she lost a lot of weight almost instantly and yet she still has a bloated face? I don’t even know if I should be happy that she’s not on heroin and meth anymore, ’cause being back on coke is not good either.

  64. Veronica says:

    I think what looks like track marks may be part of her tattoo? I had a zoomed in look… Regardless, still looks busted.

  65. Seal Team 6 says:

    DO NOT ALLOW DINA TO HIJACK THIS THREAD into an “Is Knox guilty or innocent”? I bit, too. Let’s not fall for it anymore.

    This thread is about Crackie. Maybe Innocent can email CB to post an Amanda Knox thread.

  66. Heather M (Heather) says:

    @Seal Team, I think what looks like track lines are: 1) tattoos (horrid blue, pink, orange dots around the scribbles if you look closely) and 2) creased bronzer/self tanning lotion. I used to use way too much bronzer (fitness/bikini competitions and pale skin!), and the creases and fake freckles are very common and can look pretty misleading.

    I think she snorts. I’d be surprised if she began shooting up. I’m not sure why. Maybe because snorting takes less effort?

  67. Boo says:

    Don’t worry, Seal, the Knox deflection won’t work. Interestingly, though, Amanda Knox has been in a real jail for years and is showing the severe strain, but she still looks fresher and prettier than Lindsay, who has a team of people attempting to spackle her into some sort of passable condition…and failing. The busted crack weave alone should’ve made this Phil guy scream, flap his hands, and run the other way.

  68. Cheyenne says:

    That backless dress is a disaster. She’s dried out and leathery like a women three times her age.

  69. the original bellaluna says:

    (still in mod jail 3 hours later…please pass me a cracktini.)

    Yup. Wilmer was definitely the beginning of her end. 17, clubbing and drinking and drugging, all while WO looked on smiling.

    Nope, she doesn’t shoot up. She’s too vain (doesn’t want any track marks) and she doesn’t like pain. (hah! I made a rhyme!)

  70. Devon says:

    Her face looks better than it has in a while but she still looks like shit. Linds, what in the hell is that white powder on your dress? “Baby powder” again? Her body looks like it could use a good exfoliating scrub. At 25 she looks used, abused and put away wet.

  71. Seal Team 6 says:

    Heather — I agree that she probably snorts. I think shooting up would be icky to her. Or too much trouble.

    I didn’t think they were track marks, but I am definitely not an expert!

  72. Boo says:

    She shoots up her lips and face on a stunningly regular basis, so she’s clearly not afraid of needles…

  73. JaneWonderfalls says:

    She is a walking tragedy.

  74. Jackson says:

    Those lips look painful. And that hair, oooh that hair – the color, the texture. It reminds me of a Barbie doll I had back in the day. You could actually curl the hair and it would stay in shape. It had wiry threads in it to hold the shape. That is just what Crackie’s hair looks like. It shocks me that she pays to have it look like that.

    ETA: Quick Curl Barbie was her name. Ahh, childhood….

  75. Chloe (not chloe) says:

    She’s sad. And it makes me sad too.

  76. logan says:

    she remindes me of my Aunt Wilma who refused to accept that she was aging. Everywhere Aunt Wilma went she had on red lipstick, blue eyeshadow, her hair all teased up and god awful polyester outfits. This was when she was in her late 70’s. She thought she was rockin it. No matter what people told her, she rocked her own style till the day she died. That is what Mizz Lohan is doing. Rockin out her drugged up look until the day she dies. No matter what any one tells her, she will do it her way. Yea, she looks like he**, but when she looks in the mirror she sees, I don’t know, a beauty I guess. Sad.

  77. wunderkindt says:

    needle marks!

  78. Karolina says:

    she is such a druggie…anyone noticed the white powdery looking stains on her dress in the 4th picture…I mean maybe she was baking or something in this dress…lol

  79. OhMyMy says:

    The truth is that if you spackle that much heavy makeup on anyone you could make them look halfway decent. Have you ever seen a Glamour Shots type photographer’s before and after photo book? They can make anyone look “gorgeous”.

    Wonder if this guy is planning on opening a store in NY or LA and is using this to build brand/name recognition. Ha! Good luck with that.

    Also her teeth are scary gross looking in the Celebuzz photos. Didn’t realize they were that bad. Gick.

  80. Bill Hicks is God says:

    A model for what? Sh!t Spackle?

    When will she get a clue that her complexion is crying out for her red hair…

  81. only1shmoo says:

    No one taught this girl manners — you NEVER wipe your nose on your dress (see pic. #4)! And yes, she does look like she hasn’t stepped into a shower in over a week, I believe it’s called “meth mode”.

  82. andyconda says:

    She constantly cuts herself…you think shooting up would be out of the ordinary..yea right…she has had pics of her shooting up…
    ————————————-
    I hope that look is from drugs..If that is a normal look with out drugs. then she has deeper issues.
    and what Milo said was true

  83. andyconda says:

    damn her back is scary…she is like the off spring of egor and phillis diller

  84. andyconda says:

    heather locklear is now 50, and looks off the chain hot..
    then you have lindsay that is 25. and i swear she looks older then heather…
    makeup and photo shop has now failed her..
    All down hill from here..

  85. CJ says:

    Whatever she spilled on herself in the 4th photo came from up high near her NOSE because there’s also some on her boobs. My bets are on coke.

  86. Mi says:

    What happened to her? Whatever you can say about her acting abilities she used to be a pretty girl.

  87. andyconda says:

    more pimples then oxy5000 can handle..
    you hug her and the pus would flow like a playdough spagetti maker

  88. andyconda says:

    philipp is now designing adult under wear .. lindsay is the face for that..

  89. skinnygirlinthecitybytheSEA says:

    HOLY sh*t. I never post about Linnocent (BUT always read over the comments — i raise my cracktini to bellaluna haha) but she really is going to die within the next 2 years. We are the same exact age from the same areas on Long Island & she could definitely pass for my mother. The Lohans like to act like they are royalty on Long Island but they live in a shitty area in a decent sized house with a gate. If she didn’t have crackhead parents, she maybe could be a normal girl from NY. Now she is an over-tanned, drunk, high, just been f*cked, STD-filled Joke. I have a younger brother that suffers from alcoholism & pill addiction BUT i do not have parents that go out & party with him. That is going to be her downfall – no one in her life that will tell her to shape up or else

  90. Quinn says:

    As a substance abuse counselor, I am very suspicious of the bruises on her inner arms…just saying!!!

  91. Debsa says:

    It’s very sad… someone needs to step in…

  92. Boo says:

    Yeah, this photo shoot looks like a disaster, and Lindsay looks like something the cat dragged in and then puked on. I hope Phil knows a good, heavy duty ‘shopper!

    The red hooker shoes are appropriate, though, as is the shot with her on her knees. That red & white and shorts outfit with the flag purse (!) is really stupid…is this what we’re calling edgy now? The long dress could have been pretty if someone else were wearing it. LL just makes it look like a rag.

    http://celebrity-gossip.net/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohans-waterfront-philipp-plein-ad-campaign-shoot-547123

  93. Jo says:

    Last week, there was a picture of Paul McCartney’s fiancee in a backless dress. How old is she? 50? 51? She looked stunning and it might be a big much to say she looks LiLo’s age, but it is no stretch to say LiLo looks the age of PM’s fiancee.

  94. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Guys, I agree that we shouldn’t let Innocent hijack this thread into a A Knox one, but CB shouldn’t report about her…I thought this site was about celebs not possible murderers who will try and make money from a girl’s death…

    Anyhows, Linnocent must be blowing this guy, or he is another drug buddy…but c’mon Linnocent – when you have a few seconds of not snorting, injecting or drinking (& there must be a couple of minutes) take a look at where your ‘career’ is at and where it used to be at!!!

    Edit; Jaysus, just used zoom on Celebuzz photos – chr*st, even with all the profesional makeup she still looks like a half dead addict…

  95. loveyourwork says:

    Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, with the right makeup, clothes and lighting. She looks older, but still fabulous.

    Take a look at these photos at the Daily Mail:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2041391/She-finally-job-Lindsay-Lohan-lands-modelling-gig-fashion-designer-Philipp-Plein.html

  96. bettyrose says:

    I gotta say, though, in some of those shots I still think “I’d kill for that figure.” Of course, I’m about 12 years older than she is.

  97. dorothy says:

    She just looks rough, like a down and out truckstop babe. She’s lost her looks forever.

  98. KO says:

    That odd, dirty band-aid-looking mark on her upper arm is still there… wtf is that?

    And what’s the mystery powder on her dress…?

  99. Innocent says:

    @Quinn
    What bruises ? That mark on her right arm is a tattoo. I also think that may be a cut on her left arm.

  100. lrm says:

    the skin is the largest organ; what the liver/kidney cannot detox, comes thru the skin.
    Not all spots on the skin are freckles and/or from the sun.
    There is a reason, btw, some are called ‘liver spots’-
    they are detoxed b/c the liver could not handle them.

    Her freckles may be natural, but this is not just freckles-she has spots and other skin issues from the drug use.

    Sad.

  101. Ben says:

    I really think that inner elbow area looks like… well you know what it looks like. I can’t believe she gets away with this shit.

  102. Boo says:

    Lots of leg bruises on the modeling “shoot” pictures posted above–not just the busted-up knees, but on the backs of her thighs. It’s sad…and I wonder just how far she will let men go to get her paycheck/drugs.

  103. andyconda says:

    no linocent, there is a mark right where you shoot up at… not the tattoo or the month old bandaid mark.. right below the elbow abolve the forearm by the crease…
    If you go to celebuzz you can zoom in and see the two infected holes that she had so much pleasure making

  104. andyconda says:

    my guess is the way she acts. she hass been shooting oxys (hillbilly heroin)

  105. Findley says:

    This is just sad, very sad. I can’t think of one other, what, 26-year-old (or is she 25?) who looks so much older than she really is (because there’s nothing inherently wrong with being old–it happens to everyone, if you are lucky). Why can’t someone convince her to retreat for a while and come back beautiful, ready to work? Oh, that’s right–she’s an addict…in so many ways.

  106. Lucy says:

    She is really looking like Dana Plato lately….just before she overdosed….

  107. palermo says:

    I’ve seen better looking homeless prostitutes in the Tenderloin alleys …

  108. sirmarksalot says:

    damn.

    that girl looks forty years old.

  109. CooCooCatchoo says:

    Powder I her nostrils, powdery residue on the front of her dress, TERRIBLE, dirty face (microderm her NOW), terrible dye job, and that freckly, acned back. Ugh, she looks awful. But she still thinks she looks great. Sad. Doesn’t take as good care of herself as some 40 yr olds does she?

  110. Lee says:

    She dropped some of the precious blow on her dress.

  111. Bess says:

    Here are some photos from Hurricane Crackhead’s photo shoot today in Italy. I’m actually starting to dislike Patrick Aufdemkamp more than Blohan.

    http://twitpic.com/6qjse6

    http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-09-25/lindsay-lohan-is-red-hot-during-philipp-plein-photo-shoot-photos/

  112. Cerulean says:

    She looks a used up porn star at the end of a long nasty career.

  113. mrsezc says:

    Who is this?? Lindsey Lohan really??? What happened to the beautiful red haired girl who had a career?? Wow this is sad 🙁 .. she really needs to get away from acting/singing/drugs for a while and just get herself back to square one. I feel we’ll read about her dying in a few years. And that really would be sad.

  114. Veronica says:

    Oh and you can do a quick fix to a collapsing nose with fillers like juvederm or restalyne. Just inject into the concave area to get a straight bridge of the nose back. I suspect that she has done this

  115. Hautie says:

    I am sorry but I think Lohan has stepped over the line of random escorting… and got into some nasty sh*t. There is a terrible term for it… porta potty… and I really think she has enter that world.

    She has been basically ran off the reservation(LA). And she has a family of 5 to support.

  116. Skinnybetch says:

    I think she would look her actual age if she would just embrace her beautiful red hair and her lovely pale skin. Why does she put 11 lbs of bronzer on her face? Ugh, I just can’t . . .

  117. crazycatlady says:

    Your description, Celebitchy, is spot on. Who is this “designer” foolish enough to hire her? Must be pretty desperate for press.

  118. Sara says:

    What is wrong with her skin? I used to think it was self tanner badly applied over her freckles that gave her such a weird sick look. Now I think it’s something else. It looks awful.

  119. Annie says:

    Her skin is terrible, even with fillers, botox, a ton of makeup and photoshop. I never knew you could get those liver spots in your 20’s.

  120. Prunella says:

    Wow, she looks great for 45!

  121. mamakowalska says:

    The proof of the meth and whatever else she’s doing all the time is in her FACE!!! OMG I just freak out at what it’s doing to her!!!

    There was a time when every picture of her was good, now none of them look good. She’ll be the next young starlett to be discovered dead in her hotel room from an OD.

  122. SEF says:

    I think her teeth are eroding, as well. Even looks like the front tooth is a little chipped. Why worry about the lips when the teeth need help?

  123. mary simon says:

    even her back is cracked out.

  124. Boo says:

    Some more pics of Lindsay in Milan…y’all are going to like this one.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-coke-cocaine-white-powder-dress-milan-09-2011

  125. the original bellaluna says:

    #1. Her skin looks like shit because she’s dehydrated. Booze and blow do that to you!

    #2. It’s blow or meth on her dress.

    #3. If she lives to see 27, I’ll be genuinely surprised. I mean, “colour me shocked” level of surprise.

    #4. skinnygirlinthecity – I seriously think that her parents have been a major contributor to the mess that she is. Dina & Michael should have been born sterile! And I’m sorry about your brother. (My younger sister has danced with the devil that is meth, but she’s been through a 9-month rehab programme and is doing quite well…for now.)

  126. Madison34 says:

    Interesting how Heath Ledger was such a shock. Not saying he died due to being a drug addict but it was an overdose. He didn’t go around flaunting his problems. He was still successful, why can’t Lindsay pull it together already? Are drugs really more important then her career? (Or her life)

  127. Hmmm says:

    Halfway off bangle = easier to steal (drop into her bag and claim it “fell off”).

  128. Ashley Temple says:

    what that white powder on her dress? oh right, crack.

  129. blah says:

    What we can say for sure about Amanda Knox is that:
    – she was a c^^head and a sex addict;
    – she lied several times to Italian police and authorities;
    – she accused an innocent African guy of being the murderer only to divert attention from the fact that she had been seen entering the house and she couldn’t explain how she spent her night. That guy spent weeks in jail ;
    – she accused Italian policemen of using violence against her to force her confession. This was proved completely false;
    – her DNA was found, but that evidence is now questioned for procedure and method reasons.
    She will be released for procedural reasons, not because she is innocent.

  130. kieslwoski says:

    I l ove your article, this is just so sad/hilarious at the same time.

    Love the Linnocent cracked out posts.

  131. Leigh says:

    She doesn’t look a day over 40!

    Why o why is this girl still blonde?? She looks awful as a blonde.. GET BACK TO THE RED Mistress Crack.

    Those def. look like needles marks on her arm to me.
    WHAT A WASTE OF A Could’ve been TALENT!

  132. Thea says:

    God love her. I saw this coming a mile away. Now she too is going to be a model like her sister Ali Anorexia. She should know better when she wears black to do a cocaine check before leaving the bathroom.

  133. Ben says:

    @mrsezc:

    Yes, she should stay away from drugs. I think countless strings of 100+ comments on this site can safely say the drugs are not her friend.

    But don’t worry about her staying away from acting and singing. She has been for years, through no choice of her own.

    Actually I’ve always wondered why she doesn’t do more music. Don’t get me wrong – her voice, though it has (sorry, HAD) an appealing huskiness, was passable at best, but… you don’t need a studio to think you’re insurable to do music. I’m not saying she’d have any success whatsoever, or that being a singer is an easier job than an actor (I think the opposite in fact), but it’d be something to do for her. Do some blow, record a mediocre track by an aspiring songwriter you’ll probably then rob, fail to do any promotion or touring (thus bypassing the hard work bit) and when you inevitably crash and burn blame the press for treating a child that way. OMG she should write a book about how to skeezy-skank your way out of any trouble at all!

  134. dragonlady sakura says:

    She looks like an older version of Donatella Versace.

  135. Lorna says:

    u people come on its like u wait for celebs to mess up then u laugh at them shit can happen to anybody one day Lindsay will come to her senses then she’ll be back to been all pretty what will u say then…these comments arent fair the girl is troubled? just thank God it wasnt u that had to end up like that and pray for this tormented suffering human being