Kim Kardashian can’t sleep, exercise, or screw with her jewelry on

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These are some nearly week-old photos of Kim Kardashian at her jewelry launch. I don’t know why we didn’t discuss these photos last week…? Maybe it was because last week, we had actual celebrity gossip and news and today is deader than dead. Maybe it’s because in these photos, Kim’s face isn’t overtly disturbing, like it usually is. She’s being lit very well here, and good lighting covers all kinds of Botoxy sins. I will say this – Kim’s once-pretty face is now morphing into a combination of her mother’s face and her older sister’s face. Kim is now a Kris/Kourtney hybrid. It’s creepy.

Anyway, a new interview with good ol’ Kat-face. She’s talking about her gigantic ring and whether or not she wears it when she’s at the gym, working on her large ass.

As if you couldn’t tell by that massive rock taking up residence on her ring finger, Kim Kardashian is a big fan of bling. And the reality-star-turned-fashion-designer continues to channel her sparkly aesthetic as her Belle Noel jewelry collection — created in collaboration with designer Pascal Mouawad — enters into its third season.

“I love to accessorize. I think more is more when it comes to fun accessories,” the newlywed (in Milly) tells WWD of her taste in jewelry, which she describes as “both glitz and glam, polished and put together.”

But just because Kardashian likes her ice doesn’t mean she never goes without it. “I don’t wear it to work out,” she admits. “I see women coming to the gym with earrings on. I can’t do it.” Same goes for bedtime, she says. “For some reason I need it all off, though people do … sleep with their earrings on.”

While she’s enjoyed collaborating with her sisters on items like their book, Kardashian Konfidential, and their Kardashian Kollection clothing line for Sears, the star admits she does love having a jewelry line to call her own.

“It’s something I do independently from my sisters. That’s kind of rewarding when they see pieces and really like it and want it,” she shares. “It’s all mine.”

[From People]

I can’t work out with jewelry on, and I can’t sleep with jewelry on either. Since I rarely wear jewelry, it works out well. Anyway, meh, whatever. I’m not judging her on this one. Plus, she bought her engagement ring, so she gets to decide when she wears it.

Anyway, remember how there was a “mystery buyer” interested in purchasing Kim’s sex tape from Vivid Entertainment? Everyone was like, “Eh, Kim is such a famewhore, we get it, she’s the ‘mystery buyer’.” Well, first, Vivid’s Steve Hirsch told TMZ that Kim wasn’t the interested party and TMZ also claimed that Kim was interested in seeing who the buyer could be. Hirsch said he would sell the tape for $30 million – and the mystery buyer countered with a $20 million offer. That was just rejected:

The mystery buyer gunning for Kim Kardashian’s sex tape came up short where it matters most … in the wallet … because Vivid Entertainment has officially REJECTED his $20 million offer to take the tape off the market.

Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells us, “We were offered $20 million for the Kim tape but have decided that we are going to hang on to it … for now.”

He adds, “Although the offer that we ultimately received was substantial, when I realized that it wasn’t Kim it became less appealing. Kim is a superstar and if it were to be sold, it should be to her.”

[From TMZ]

Try again, Reggie Bush! Seriously, who had $20 million laying around to be blown (operative word) on a sex tape that everybody has seen? It’s not like this is some special and unique property that some collector wants to hold on to and keep all to himself – this is the property that launched Kim Kardashian into the C-list famewhore celebrity she is now.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. brin says:

    Too bad she can still pose.

  2. Firecracker says:

    That dress is just nasty. And so is she.

  3. Delta Juliet says:

    Man, if everyone knew who I was because I was frineds (at one time) with Paris Hilton and because I was videotaped being pissed on, I would be hiding out in my house LOL Only in Hollyweird.

  4. Luce says:

    My mum has always told me when it comes to jewellery always take 1 of before you leave the house, evidently she didn’t get the memo she need to remove more than one it may improve the “look” she’s trying to go for she looks ridiculous. I don’t understand this family

  5. Jackson says:

    Ahaahaha. That close up, straight on pic of her is so incredibly bad and strange and scary and a total mess. Cameras need to stay at least ten feet away from her face and I’m not even joking.

    I wear minimal jewelry but I love to put on my diamond tennis bracelet when I work out. It’s sparkly and lovely and it’s oddly motivational. Maybe it’s just all the sparkles distracting me from the sweating but it works for me! And no jewelry to sleep in either. That would bug the crap out of me.

  6. fabchick says:

    I don’t like her makeup here. Idk if its the too light concealer or that lipstick color. I hate what Kim did to her face, we make jokes but it really is kinda sad. I can’t imagine what drove her to mess with her previous beautiful exotic face.

  7. velourazure says:

    scary face. i remember a time when i thought she was actually quite pretty. why the hell would a nice looking person do that to themselves?

  8. Cherry Rose says:

    Her whole wedding is a sham. I caught the episode where Kris “proposes” to her, and jesus, that was the most fake thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

    And I always thought Kourtney was the prettiest one, even when Kim still had her semi-natural face.

    Can’t wait until the Kardashians are shoved aside for the next famewhores. Their shelf life should be expiring soon.

  9. heylee says:

    If that jewelry is from her line then it is pug fugly! Seriously, who accessories a dress like that with hooker boots and tons of chunky jewelry?

    The dress is kind of pretty on its own, but everything else she is wearing ruins it.

    Fail!

  10. DesertRose says:

    ITA with all of the above comments. I can’t help but wonder how bad the cat/alien face will be in 10 years, that is if she’s still being photographed.

  11. Original Tiffany says:

    Way too much makeup! Gawd-I went to an 80’s party last night and troweled it on and it wasn’t even close to what she wears every day.
    I sleep with bracelets, rings and necklace. No earrings.

  12. theotheryael says:

    her face is multi-coloured. i’m guessing over-powdering around her nose and under the eyes. i’m also guessing that up close you wouldn’t see pored for the caked on makeup. girl needs to lay off it a little.

  13. Truthful says:

    hmmm on another forum, they show all of the boutiques that hav drastically slashed the prices on said new jewelry line ALREADY.

  14. dr.bombay says:

    I can’t sleep, exercise, w/jewelry on, either.

    Also, it saddens me to see someone who was once such a pretty girl cake on the makeup like that to the extreme (let’s not even get into the botox and plastic surgery…).

  15. Janeth says:

    Gross!

  16. It is ME!! says:

    @heylee: Don’t drag innocent pugs into this! LOL!

    “Kim is a superstar.” WTF?!?!?! I DON’T F-ING THINK SO!!!

  17. Nanea says:

    Belle Noël?

    Christmas is masculine in French.

    And in what universe is Kim a superstar?

    I mean, outside of gossip-dom/reality TV addicts, people have never heard of Kat Face, unlike, say, AngieJo, because she really *is* a superstar.

  18. Thea says:

    Please. She can be peed on, and the likes but cant wear jewelry to bed. I think that would be a vast improvement over a frigging RAY of Pee in your eye and all over you. But that is just me, I am old fashioned. ROFLMAO.

  19. Sassy says:

    Does she wear false eyelashes on both top and bottom? Weird looking.

  20. Diane says:

    So that scene on Keep up with the Kardashians in Bali where Kim was thrown into the ocean and lost her billion dollar diamond earring wasn’t real? What is there left to believe in anymore?

  21. ladybert62 says:

    Those earrings look like they are pulling the lobes of her ears down and that must HURT! Damn they are hugh and ugly – but then so is she.

    That dress with the boots is horrible.

    Are they still married? Its been almost a month hasnt it? ha ha

  22. WhiteNoise says:

    Vapid shallow pointless waste of skin.

  23. cmc says:

    I kind of think it may have been Paris Hilton. She’s probably sick of Kim getting more attention than she does, and just wants to get the tape off the market so people will be interested in “One Night in Paris” again.

  24. the original bellaluna says:

    I don’t take off my wedding rings. Unless it’s to clean them. (I made that promise once I thought my little bad-ass baby ate them. It only takes once!)

    I also wear one of the pair of earrings and one necklace hubs bought me. ALWAYS.

    The exception is the watch. I have V-E-R-Y sensitive hearing, and can’t stand to listen to it at night. tick…tick…tick…(Yeah, I have “good watches” that don’t tick, but I still don’t wear them at night.)

  25. Kasey says:

    @cmc -LOL! I could believe that!

    I’ve long been saying and thinking she looks like her mum. I look at her now and think, “this must be what her mum looked like when she was younger. I could see why Bruce wanted to get down”. And for some reason those girls have a strange adoration of their mum. I honestly believe that’s why Kim butchered up her face like so. She is trying to make it look more like what she sees as an ideal of beauty -her mum’s face (which may or may not be natural either?). I HONESTLY believe Kim thinks her face looks good because she looks just like her mum.

  26. Kim says:

    Well i understand – no one wants pee on their jewelry.

  27. burnedpaper says:

    Hi this is my first time posting here..big fan of this website

    @17 there is a video called KimK superstar

  28. mila says:

    She is so cheap looking in these pics.
    Dress is like night-robe/gown and makeup is too much. I know she is pretty but this is so over the top.

  29. Nibbi says:

    this bugs me but at the same time makes me feel a certain shadenfreude… she’s losing her looks, but she’s doing the stuff on purpose… in the second pic down, she sorta looks like kimora lee simmons, too(or ex-simmons, i dunno): true that the hollywood types all start to look alike, since they do the same things to their faces. in the third pic down, her bottom lip is just weird… you can see where the flesh is swollen, but there is no natural lipline.

  30. palermo says:

    The only reason she looks like her Mom is because they use the same plastic surgeon. I saw a picture of Pimp Mama at her wedding and she was unrecognizable to the woman you see today. What a bunch of freaks. Super star my ass.

  31. april says:

    I don’t like the outfit at all. She wears SO much makeup. I don’t like all the pencil color she puts in her eyebrows.

  32. BerMan says:

    I think I’ve seen this same outfit before. Does not look fresh at all. And to me she started to look worn down. Perhaps all this spin about her , the shows and ‘The Wedding’ its definitely catching up to her. Kim should take a over due break and spend time with her husband and away from the limelight.

  33. Truthful says:

    damn that is a lacefront too…her hairline has never been thick and filled in. unless, they have added in that colored spray for thin patches.

    she cut out all of her armenian w/the scapel and botox.

  34. Cheyenne says:

    I’ve seen streetwalkers with more class than she has.

  35. bebe says:

    i don’t think it’s possible to put anymore make up on a face. i wonder how much makeup she goes through and how her towels look lmao. she is so vain.

  36. It is ME!! says:

    @original bellaluna: Your kid ate your rings?! That must have been an, um, interesting “extraction.” LOL!!

  37. Ally says:

    With all the Botox and tweaking, she’s starting to look even more like her horrible mother.

    Botox: $300.
    Looking like your 60-year-old mother: Priceless.

  38. Blue says:

    Wayyy too much makeup. I don’t know how the hell she managed to get her legs into those boots. Her styling is awful. The lip colour, the eyelashes, the colouring of her skin, too many bracelets. Ughhhh. I only wear my necklace at all times it never comes off, I never wear earrings to bed, because they bug my ears because i’m a side- sleeper. My fingers got too fat for my ring and i can’t find my receipt to take it in to get resized 🙁

  39. the original bellaluna says:

    @It is ME!! – I thought he ate my rings. (He just gets into stuff and stuffs things in his mouth and is, in general, chaos in a pint-sized body. I try, I really really do, but he is a self-contained hurricane. Wherever he touches down, disaster ensues.) After that, when I found my rings, I promised to God I’d never take them off again.

    One of my mom’s friend’s kids ATE her contact lenses! Can you imagine?! And my mom, being my mom, said “Well, they’re soft lenses, so I don’t think they’ll hurt her.”

  40. JaneWonderfalls says:

    This is too much information, I mean wasn’t the sex tape enough.

  41. Quest says:

    Voted most annoying celeb ever

  42. Roberto says:

    Kim was just voted (by a Parade Magazine and Yahoo poll) “Most Annoying Celebrity!” She even managed to beat out Lindsay Lohan.

    Enough said…

  43. Nami says:

    I’ve heard that Kim is really a “witch” to put it nicely from some people in the Jewelry industry. That she really does buy into the idea that she is some “star.” She needs to get real, I can’t wait for her E! shows to get cancelled as they will inevitably.