Rumer Willis at the ‘Rage’ launch: dated, leathery & unflattering?

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Over the weekend, a launch party was held for the video game RAGE, which is apparently one of those games where you’re in some kind of post-apocalypse hell and you have to shoot everybody, I guess. I don’t know, I’m not a gamer, I could care less. There was some A-list talent at the party, but mostly it was just B-list and C-listers. Like Rumer Willis, who decided to walk her first red carpet in months wearing this unfortunately ensemble. I still don’t get it. I don’t understand why Rumer absolutely refuses to play up her good features and instead insists on wandering around looking like bedraggled ass.

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First, her hair. She’s been working this Kool-Aid color and this mangy length for too long – some women could have pulled off long hair, and/or this color. Rumer is not one of them. She needs a shorter look, one that doesn’t emphasize her big, long, oblong face. Next: her outfit. She has a decent-to-good figure, and she’s been capable in the past of looking pulled together on a red carpet, so I have no idea what’s happening here. A belly shirt, a short, full skirt, leather jacket and motorcycle boots…? It’s like she was dressed by Jennifer Aniston in 1994 and 2011 simultaneously. Poor Rumer.

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Charlize Theron was there, for whatever reason. Charlize doesn’t need to go to the opening of an envelope, and I don’t think she’s some big gamer, so I have no idea why she was there. Weird. Her outfit is meh, and she looks pissed off that she had to come to this event.

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  1. Kaboom says:

    Rumer looks like the keynote speaker at a hobo convention.

  2. madpoe says:

    Daddy’s face. Daddy’s boots. Daddy’s $$$

  3. aenflex says:

    Rumer looked best in Housebunny, IMO. Hair was long, honey blonde colour and she just looked so feminine.

  4. DesertRose says:

    lol . . .change the boots to Doc Marten’s and it’s me in 8th grade, right down to the ridiculous burgundy hair. Good times. She could be in that movie Singles =)

  5. brin says:

    Yes. Yes. Yes.

  6. ladybert62 says:

    Oh my goodness – where to begin – I guess at the top with that awfuly hair – get it brushed, cut, styled and a different color – your face is toooooo long for that style – short and swept up!

    The clothes are beyond comment as they are so horrible they hurt my eyes and the combat boots certainly dont add any appeal to this girl.

  7. Nancy C. says:

    i think rumer looks cute here. and i’ll bet she looks much prettier in person. (like me LOL)

  8. kpist says:

    I just don’t get how she dresses like this with the money/designers at her disposal. I always take the money they can spend on clothes into consideration when judging their fashion/lack of fashion.

  9. podzol says:

    Wow Charlize is unable to ever look bad (err maybe not in Monster). It’s cruel to Rumer to post pics of her and Charlize in the same post, heh.

  10. Judy says:

    O.M.G.

  11. danielle says:

    Charlize’s face is gorgeous – love that red lipstick on her. Yeah, Rumor’s body is her best feature, she needs to play it up more.

  12. Maureen says:

    Omg no, just no.

    I think Charlize looks fantastic!!

  13. Whothefiis says:

    Charlize played aeon flux, if that means anything.

  14. Miranda says:

    I think she looks dirty. Almost as if she got out of bed, kept on the dirty socks and threw them in her dirty boots, grabbed her dirty hairy hairbrush…thought better of it, got her wrinkled dirty skirt out of her dirty closet, sniffed the dirty pits of her dirty shirt to see if she should wear it again, found her dirty leather jacket under the pile of dirty clothes in her dirty hallway of her dirty apartment. Then kissed her hairy dirty cat goodbye as she shut her dirty door. Thought about cleaning her dirty ears but remembered she had no q-tips as she looked down at her dirt filled fingernails…(kidding)…I’m sure she bathes at least once a week.

  15. tapioca says:

    I think Rumer looks fresh-faced and pretty here, although she should play her figure up more as it’s a definite asset – and thanks to the stress and weight-loss of her mother’s impending divorce, she now looks way better than the woman she was always (unfairly) being compared to!

    I want Charlize’s jacket more than I want world peace…

  16. Kloops says:

    LoL at keynote speaker at a hobo convention. That about sums it up.

  17. Rhiley says:

    I love Charlize’s jacket. Are she and Rumer really at the same event? If so, Charlize is totally overdressed. She could have worn a teeshirt with the neck cut out so that it hangs over one shoulder, bootie shorts, black boots, and carried her apple bong instead of a clutch, and she would have been sufficiently dressed for this event. Instead though, she looks amazing.

  18. Kimbob says:

    Rumer looks pitiful….just pitiful. She apparently did not look in a mirror before she went to this event…regrettable.

    Charlize, BTW looks fabulous! Yeah, not too happy to be there, but fabulous nonetheless.

  19. Denise says:

    Rumor needs to go to college and give up this attempt at celebrity. She looks plain awful and I am trying to be kind.

  20. Jayna says:

    She looked bad far away, but the up close photo she looks cute. Kudos on her makeup. Young and fresh, which makes her look softer. Outfit horrible.

    I like her. She has a sweet personality. No hard, trashy Lindsay Lohan persona.

  21. KO says:

    i wonder if they did cameo voices in the game? they used it as a metaphor in Breaking Bad and advertised it in commercial slots. looks like a good FPS 🙂

  22. Ron says:

    Wow. Really bad. And comparing her and a pic of Charlize, who looks great is unfortunate.

  23. MooHoo says:

    sorry, but Charlize looks amazing. Simple black jacket and dress accented by gold on peep-toe boots and bag. Beautiful legs, gorgeous hair and face. Classy.

  24. BELLA says:

    LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS HELPING ASHTON MOVE HIS STUFF OUTA THE BARN

  25. smh says:

    the 90’s are back! hooray

  26. Hellen says:

    This looks like every other crappy picture ever taken of Rumer. Bad hair, disgusting outfit, that fresh-out-of-sleeping-in-an-alley look. Somebody hose her off.

  27. Kara Ann says:

    Whatever poster said she looked great in House Bunny is right. I had even forgotten that she was in that. And whoever said she looks better then Demi now is dead on. In decent clothes, I think she would be pretty whereas Demi may have had too much work done to ever look human-ish again. At least, if Demi put on a good 10 lb’s, she wouldn’t look so gaunt.

    Mixed up rambling post. Anyway, you get my point.

  28. Kelly says:

    @DesertRose, LOL. Me too – straight through college in the early 90s. Burgundy hair was the shizzle back then, I guess.

    This poor girl – I bet she’s a lovely person, but I agree with those who urge her to go to college and find another profession. Rumer, honey, just because your parents are attractive and can act (ok, well, your father can act) doesn’t mean that the camera loves you just the same. If you become, say, a medical technician, you’ll always have work!

  29. Catherine says:

    Those boots have seen better days.

  30. Diane says:

    Damn, the poor girl is just homely. And the outfit? I didn’t know the Brat Pack had returned.

  31. Micah says:

    Rumer.

    Your outfit sucks major ginger douche nozzles.

  32. Tootsie says:

    Charlize could never not look stunning, even in her simplicity here. This woman is just too gorgeous, and so effortlessly. Miss Willis, on the other hand… I can’t.

  33. ZenB!tch says:

    THAT SKIRT! Oy! That skirt is hideous and not meant to be midriff baring.

  34. atlantapug says:

    Ugh! Your mom is Demi Moore, but you end up with Bruce Willis’ head. Nature is so unkind.
    Some sweepy long bangs would cover that god awful spanse of flesh she calls a forehead…. but she can’t grow a beard to hide that gigunda chin.
    Wearing better, tighter fitting, pretty outfits would for sure detract from her huge noggin.

  35. i.want.shoes says:

    Her hair looks synthetic. As in, keep away from heat or it will melt. Doesn’t she know they have hair extensions made from natural hair?

  36. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    I’m a gamer and I have no idea what RAGE is … doesn’t seem like a good video game if it’s not been brought up in the gamer community

  37. Jilliterate says:

    Bethesda is one of the more critically-renowned video game developers out there, and known for making some of the more intellectual, thought-provoking games about a “post-apocalypse hell and you have to shoot everybody.” They often boast celebrity actors in their casts (Ron Perlman, Matthew Perry, Liam Neeson). Although the voice cast for Rage doesn’t seem to be released yet, it’s not unlikely that Theron may have been a cast member.

  38. Alix says:

    I’ll give Rumer this — she has great skin.

  39. This is so awful, but I am literally sitting here trying to figure out what kind of plastic surgery would even HELP Rumor. I seriously have no idea. Someone else said it best…she is Just plain Homely. Poor girl.

  40. erin says:

    charlize looks fantastic. THAT JACKET. i’m dying.

  41. Amy says:

    Charlize’s outfit is “meh”? No way! She looks HOT.

  42. Bec says:

    I saw Rumer on the street in nyc and she’s much more attractive in person. She’s incredibly UN- photogenic. Her head is not that big in real life.

    My question is: why is she on the red carpet? What has she done to truly warrant it? Who in this day in age of stalking paparazzi would court the press when you don’t need it? Why do that to yourself (if you’re not as crazy as Nicole Richie)? She’s got tons of money and doors open to her to have a fascinating, meaningful life that most wouldn’t get to have. Hey Rumer- get off the red carpet and go and enjoy your great life!

  43. Momz says:

    The boots and jacket on Rumer are fab, its the skirt and blouse that are hideous.

    The high heels and too tight too short too see thru clothing on Charlize are seriously resembling call girl/strippers everywhere.