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Jessica Simpson has returned from Mexico, and she was photographed several times over the past few days looking pregnant. Unfortunately, we still don’t have the photos. First, Jess was in San Francisco over the weekend where she looked like she was hiding a bump under a loose blouse – go here to see the pics. Then she stepped out yesterday with Eric Johnson, with Jess wearing that same Yale sweatshirt she’s worn before, only this time it looked… tighter. Go here to see those photos. Anyway, it’s looking more and more like Jessica is really and truly knocked up. I’m saying that because her body looks different, her face looks fuller, and I think it would explain the whole “we’ve got no immediate plans to marry” thing.
Here’s what I don’t believe: I don’t believe that you can extrapolate Jessica’s “pregnancy” from what she’s eating. She loves to eat. It’s one of the reasons I love her. She loves to eat and she loves to fart and she loves to not brush her teeth. Anyway, Life & Style has an “eyewitness” to a recent meal that Jessica and Eric shared, and while it sounds like Jessica is “eating for two,” the girl ALWAYS eats for two. Or three. Or four. I love her.
In the past week, multiple media outlets have reported that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Now an eyewitness tells Life & Style that that’s exactly the way Jessica’s acting!
The fan, who spotted the singer having lunch with fiancé Eric Johnson in LA on Oct. 2, told Life & Style exclusively, “I definitely think she’s pregnant.”
After watching Jessica wolf down chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant’s menu), a pizza and a “pizookie” (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City, the onlooker admits she could draw only one conclusion.
“She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant,” said the onlooker, adding, “She didn’t have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn’t see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancé’s plate — the cocktail was obviously Eric’s.”
If her appetite is anything to go by, it seems that Jess’ dreams are coming true.
“I definitely see myself having a family with him,” Jess has said of Eric, to whom she got engaged in November 2010 after six months of dating. “So that’s exciting to think about.”
[From Life & Style]
The alcohol thing is much more telling than the food thing. Jessica loves her liquor, and if she wasn’t pregnant, she would have downed several cocktails with that meal. So, my verdict remains: She’s pregnant. But not because of how much she’s eating.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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I’m siding with you. Definitely knocked up!
Had to beat the ex to something.
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The day I go to a restaurant and a fellow diners calculates the caloric content of my meal and posts it on the web for everyone to see is the day I shoot myself. Seriously? Has it come to this? Leave the poor girl alone.
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Well at least now she has an excuse to eat for two…lol.
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Anyone else think this is just an effort to beat Nick to babyville? He beat her to the altar so she wants to beat him at something else. To this day, I think she regrets divorcing Nick (or her dad making her or whatever really happened there).
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hahah i agree cara…and i dont get all the hate with her.. i think shes very pretty alot prettier than these starving actresses.
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Then maybe this is not the site for you. That’s what they’ve been doing on here for years. That’s the reason why people come on here. It hasn’t just come to this. It’s always been this way. And hopefully it never changes.
I need something to distract me from the f’ed up sh*t the is country is doing to its citizens.
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inthekitchen, if Jessica really wanted to beat Nick to the alter, she would have. She had, what? 8 months to do it in? I think that people need to move on from their relationship.
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Feel bad for the kid already.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if she got pregnant around the same time Nick and Vanessa got married? She probably was sad and Eric comforted her with his condomless wang. I don’t like this dude but you have to respect his game.
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Doubt it was a case of her ” beating Nick to babydom” more likely a case a someone telling her she couldn’t get pregnant if you pat your head while rubbing your belly. She pat her belly whilst rubbing her head. Woops!
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She loves every second of the attention she receives so I don’t feel sorry for her in the least.
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Eating for two or three by Hollywood standards is probably eating normally
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She cant even take care of herself god love her and now she is going to have a child. With a loser. That first pic and that fake smile he has is nauseating. I find him very unattractive.
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I thought I just heard she broke off her engagement? Was that her? Weird time to do it, when you find out your preggers?
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I think she’s knocked up, her skin is glowing since she stopped drinking.
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@ Cara & Rachel, SO agree..just shoot me if it ever comes to other diners counting up calories I eat.. No wonder so many in the Biz have eating disorders if that’s what it has come to..SO rock on (or eat on) Jessica and kudos for not starving yourself. As for being pregnant if she is congratulations & I hope people back off the poor woman and let her bask in her glow. I don’t understand all the hate. She’s not out clubbing, showing her crotch, or snorting coke w/ some John in front of an open window. She’s crafty and built herself quite a lil Company. Oh yeah, society loves to tear down success stories don’t they.
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Though I don’t know either of them, I like Jessica better than Goopy.
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If anyone is dying for Jess to get pregnant its Eric. He’s taking a page from the K-Fed playbook. If he can knock her up a couple of times he’s guaranteed a paycheck for at least 18 years.
@Cara, @Green _eyes, ITA with you!
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I’m still not convinced. I would hope if someone were pregnant they would be eating healthier than a chicken fried steak, pizza and a huge cookie (887 calories just for the cookie). In one of the links above (the tight fitting sweatshirt one), she is seen leaving a fast food restaurant.
I think Jessica is just one of those women who when in a relationship let themselves go. There really is no excuse for consuming 3500 calories during ONE meal.
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Jessica decided not to let this guy walk away like the other ones.
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As someone who gained a bit more than 35lbs with the first pregnancy, I can unequivocally say, “Watch out!!” Nursing it off isn’t as easy as some would have you believe!
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If anything is telling, its the inch long roots in the photo of her carrying the baby in the Daily Mail photo.
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For her sake I hope she really is prego cuz I will feel really bad if she is just gaining weight & people are making a big deal of it!
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@aneezess agreed.
She is milking the speculation for all its worth.
What’s taking so long for either the denial or announcement. This is the girl who announces her farts to the world. Papa Joe is slow on the uptake, what’s taking so long to close the deal with People or OK magazine?
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She has pregnancy boobs in the linked pics. 100%.
There is a single entree with over 2,000 calories? If you added all that up, it’s over a pound per meal. Shoot!
I gained 75lbs. both times. No sweets, just meat, milk and cheese. I had a weird preggo appetite. Steak every night and my love of sweets left completely. I even gained 75 after losing 15 the first three months living next to the toilet!
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I’m no fan of her singing, but I’ve always liked Simpson because she’s so natural and guileless, the antithesis of the majority of celebrities. And I don’t care how heavy she gets, she is still very beautiful with or without makeup. Yes, she dresses like a hillbilly but so what–she’s adorable and obviously has more on the ball than she’s given credit for.
If she is pregnant, I hope she is happy–she doesn’t seem to smile as much as she used to.
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I think she is so pretty too. So much better than the plastics look of the KKKK’s. And at least she was a singer not a porn star (that brought her fame). Eh… I am happy for her.
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If she is pregnant, and is in her first trimester, and has an appetite like that still, then she has no morning sickness at all.
Lucky bitch.
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“The day I go to a restaurant and a fellow diners calculates the caloric content of my meal and posts it on the web for everyone to see is the day I shoot myself. Seriously? Has it come to this? Leave the poor girl alone”
Couldn’t agree more, speculation about being pregnant or not is one thing but c’mon her lunch calories is really too much
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If my being pregnant was judged by what I ate, you’d have thought I’d be giving birth to premature, malnourished babies. Morning sickness all day long the whole nine months with the last two. I lost weight, didn’t gain it. By delivery, I’d broken even.
But the first kiddo…WOW! No sickness, I was hungry as a horse and ate whatever I wanted.
Congrats if she’s preggo (and I think she is) but she needs to watch all those calories before they turn into lbs!
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I really like her and don’t know why but I think she’s making a huge mistake with that loser Eric.
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She was photographed in one of the magazines lately and she is VERY pregnant. It was not weight gain – its an obvious pregnancy. Why arent they showing this photo everywhere? I cant remember which magazine and its driving me crazy but everyone at my office looked at it and said she was at least 4 months if not more along.
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ohh Farty better be pregnant because girl is Large and in Charge…of eating!
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Well her boyfriend sure locked it down didn’t he lol.
Having a baby with someone is a much bigger life commitment to someone than getting married. Guess he will be set for life now won’t he lol.
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If she is, congrats to them and good luck. I don’t have high hopes for that guy she’s with, but who knows.
That lunch report makes me never want to eat at that restaurant! 2000 calorie entree is pretty crazy. People should leave her alone about her weight though, especially if pregnant.
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Just because she ordered it doesn’t mean she ate every bite. Sometimes I order too much but I never eat it all.
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She’s not pregnant. She just wants people to think she is, so she can use not wanting to be a pregnant bride as an excuse for her wedding not happening. That’s better than having to admit her rent-a-boyfriend wouldn’t marry her even for the half million dollars she is rumored to have offered him. http://tinyurl.com/3e8qwlv
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LADIES eating for two only requires 300 extra calories a day – thats like 1 starbucks frapp for god’s sake! Losing weight is hard, takes a long time and alot of work – dont get so fat in the first place! Stretch marks are forever!
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